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(The Sun)   You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-02-04 01:40:52 PM  
10 votes:

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS
2013-02-04 12:15:34 PM  
6 votes:
Getting tattoos on your face is a perfectly good decision if you don't work and don't expect to live for more than a few weeks.
2013-02-04 01:42:49 PM  
5 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: 99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.

You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!


Well, I used to cut them in half and count the rings, but that got very messy.
2013-02-04 03:48:40 PM  
4 votes:

FlashHarry: btw, doing a GIS for "girl tattooed anus" was terrifying.


We all fall into the Google Image Search... *puts on sunglasses*

...black hole.

YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHh
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM  
4 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-04 02:49:51 PM  
3 votes:
azweird.com
2013-02-04 12:21:56 PM  
3 votes:

i.r.id10t: When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee


When your gun holds a clip that the law wants to strip, that's ammo, Ray!
2013-02-04 12:17:25 PM  
3 votes:
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee
2013-02-04 05:19:59 PM  
2 votes:
I especially don't want to be around that guy when he sneezes.
2013-02-04 01:53:06 PM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Heroin.


I know what she did was brave, but assigning labels like that can be dangerous.  I mean, she's no Anne Frank.
2013-02-04 12:36:48 PM  
2 votes:
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Thought this was a fitting one for Fark.  Florida, FTW?
2013-02-04 12:22:11 PM  
2 votes:
Let's just hope that her next boyfriend is a face-transplant surgeon.
2013-02-04 12:21:41 PM  
2 votes:
And you thought I was stupid...

www.doobybrain.com

still do, but that's beside the point...
2013-02-04 12:14:47 PM  
2 votes:
Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.
2013-02-04 08:59:41 PM  
1 vote:
What if...  they have kids? Imagine looking up from your crib and seeing those faces.
2013-02-04 04:44:12 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know, if they stay together and remain tattooists, no real harm done.

If they break up, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/HAHAHAHA
//AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
///HAAAAAAAAAA
2013-02-04 04:10:20 PM  
1 vote:
This young lady has a bright future in scat-porn.
2013-02-04 04:04:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.thesun.co.uk

Rouslan



Who misspelled it?

Don't see the N on the other side either....
2013-02-04 03:41:52 PM  
1 vote:
btw, doing a GIS for "girl tattooed anus" was terrifying.
2013-02-04 03:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
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Get that tattooed on your face dummy
2013-02-04 03:35:02 PM  
1 vote:
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

"pffft. amateur."
2013-02-04 03:23:11 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: Well I use Mac/Linux...:

That...um... What?


Clearly it's a rat with an antler on its head asking if you also ate McDonalds.  Not sure what the issue is here...
2013-02-04 03:14:35 PM  
1 vote:
Whelp...something that makes a burqa look like a rational, liberating choice for women.  I have now seen the end of the Internet...again...and I am no less horrified.
2013-02-04 02:57:14 PM  
1 vote:
Well I use Mac/Linux...:

That...um... What?
2013-02-04 02:06:34 PM  
1 vote:

Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.


you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf
2013-02-04 02:06:20 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: Hm.

Still hittable.


Woah I need to clarify, I meant the chick not that...that...guy-type-thing. I'm not that batshiat crazy.
2013-02-04 02:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
Not the face!
2013-02-04 01:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.
2013-02-04 01:56:19 PM  
1 vote:
Hm.

Still hittable.
2013-02-04 01:54:42 PM  
1 vote:
I love tattoos.  I love them on me and on women.  I generally don't judge.  This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
2013-02-04 01:49:12 PM  
1 vote:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Heroin.
2013-02-04 01:48:47 PM  
1 vote:

Karne: Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?

HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS


What?

i.imgur.com
2013-02-04 01:47:07 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.


Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....
2013-02-04 01:45:20 PM  
1 vote:

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Having a hard time deciding which one is the worse decision maker.
2013-02-04 01:44:47 PM  
1 vote:
That's a moron.
2013-02-04 01:36:59 PM  
1 vote:

99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.


You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!
2013-02-04 01:32:59 PM  
1 vote:

JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]


...and a pedophile.
2013-02-04 01:30:14 PM  
1 vote:
Stupidest people in the world doing stupid things.
2013-02-04 01:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
ugh, image fail

i249.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 01:22:27 PM  
1 vote:
tattoos are a sign of mental illness.
2013-02-04 01:20:46 PM  
1 vote:
ShobuZukuri:

shechive.files.wordpress.com

Seriously?
eatchronictacos.com
2013-02-04 01:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
Oh my God....it's full of morons!
2013-02-04 01:02:51 PM  
1 vote:
OH DEAR LORD NO
2013-02-04 01:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm lives in Russia and decides to major in art.This girl never had plans to work a day in her life anyway.And the other one with the stars ?Anyone who has ever had a tattoo will tell you it would be impossible to fall asleep during that.
2013-02-04 12:54:19 PM  
1 vote:
I give it about a month before she realizes this is actually for real and forever, three before she kills herself.
2013-02-04 12:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.
2013-02-04 12:43:17 PM  
1 vote:
And I thought Mike Tyson was crazy.
2013-02-04 12:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
i.ytimg.com

R for regrettable.
2013-02-04 12:41:17 PM  
1 vote:
I would have put something across her face other than ink. Tragic. She looked like a cute girl before the ink. + extra points for russian.
2013-02-04 12:39:55 PM  
1 vote:

moviemarketing: I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


I'm going with deranged.
2013-02-04 12:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing his name isn't MAN CHOWDER
2013-02-04 12:35:19 PM  
1 vote:
I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.
2013-02-04 12:28:28 PM  
1 vote:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


I have a feeling injectable opiates may be involved.
2013-02-04 12:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.
2013-02-04 12:25:27 PM  
1 vote:
There really is someone for everyone.
Batshiat crazy.. meet batshiat crazy.
2013-02-04 12:22:46 PM  
1 vote:
Love, ain't it unique?  Unique be meaning only lasting a couple weeks.
 
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