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(The Sun)   You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-02-04 12:26:30 PM
5 votes:
No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.
2013-02-04 12:22:44 PM
5 votes:
usually i'm all in favor of people getting tattoos whenever and wherever they want.  if you want a face tattoo, that sounds great to me and i'll never judge you for it.  i think tattoos are awesome.

but this woman is mentally ill.  you meet someone and then get a huge tattoo of their name all the way across your face that same day?  if it was like a little tattoo above her eyebrow or something, then fine.  but that woman has been disfigured.  if i was a tattoo artist, i would never do something like that to a woman.  she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.
2013-02-04 12:27:51 PM
3 votes:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.
2013-02-04 12:15:34 PM
3 votes:
Getting tattoos on your face is a perfectly good decision if you don't work and don't expect to live for more than a few weeks.
2013-02-04 02:43:46 PM
2 votes:

The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.


Clearly this girl is not capable of making decisions for herself.
2013-02-04 01:58:21 PM
2 votes:
What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.
2013-02-04 01:54:42 PM
2 votes:
I love tattoos.  I love them on me and on women.  I generally don't judge.  This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
2013-02-04 01:34:00 PM
2 votes:

Sobrrr: I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.


EXACTLY.

It it only it was always so easy.
2013-02-04 01:32:59 PM
2 votes:

JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]


...and a pedophile.
2013-02-04 01:22:27 PM
2 votes:
tattoos are a sign of mental illness.
2013-02-04 12:54:19 PM
2 votes:
I give it about a month before she realizes this is actually for real and forever, three before she kills herself.
2013-02-04 12:46:51 PM
2 votes:
Usually you feel better after barfing..   hwaaaalllllp!!!!    nope.   The guy obviously doesn't like the human form. look what he's done to himself, let alone others.  If thats how he treats himself he won't treat anyone else better.

Sorry to say, but unless she is amazingly strong, that girl won't live thru this, by her own hand, or anyone else's who recognizes and abuses her lack of self respect. :(
2013-02-04 12:44:45 PM
2 votes:

moviemarketing: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


an autistic could not handle to even be touched. I'd say this lady has severe impulse control issues. maybe. good that she's forever identified herself as a loon.to warn people to stay away .
2013-02-04 12:43:20 PM
2 votes:
When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.
2013-02-04 12:39:55 PM
2 votes:

moviemarketing: I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


I'm going with deranged.
2013-02-04 12:35:19 PM
2 votes:
I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.
2013-02-04 12:28:28 PM
2 votes:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


I have a feeling injectable opiates may be involved.
2013-02-04 12:22:58 PM
2 votes:
I don't care to date any woman who would tattoo my name on her face.
2013-02-04 12:22:11 PM
2 votes:
Let's just hope that her next boyfriend is a face-transplant surgeon.
2013-02-04 12:16:13 PM
2 votes:

less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face


Looks like they both have poor impulse control.
2013-02-04 12:15:40 PM
2 votes:
Worse than the face tattoos, did he have big gages in the side of his nose? That seems like it might cause some logistical problems during a cold.
2013-02-04 11:09:07 PM
1 votes:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I don't think there are many people in the world that could pull off a face tattoo.

I think she is one of them. I don't think he's done it in such a way as to diminish her beauty.

Her body.

Still a romance of just a short period? I've known my wife for half of my life, we have 4 children together, and I'm still reluctant to  get her name tattooed on my, probably because I would regret my decision of typeface more, but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?


Papyrus is what's in this year...
2013-02-04 10:42:35 PM
1 votes:
The human brain really is the most diseased organ.
2013-02-04 08:35:46 PM
1 votes:
You can stick your dick in crazy, if you yourself are crazy. They are both crazy AND stupid, they are a match made in white trash-ville. May they live happily ever after in their relationship, all 3 weeks of it.
2013-02-04 08:24:37 PM
1 votes:

Kansei: I am sickened by this.  Why would either one of them do that?  Do they need this much attention?


Why, yes. Yes they do.

/frickin' idiots
//especially the girl, the guy was already a lost cause
2013-02-04 05:44:04 PM
1 votes:

tweek46420: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x403]

/used to work with this guy
//before the face and farkING EYES were tattooed


also: this has to be portland

and his farking eyeballs...???.....i dont even.. how the fark do you sit still for that?

/meth is a hell of a drug
2013-02-04 05:31:39 PM
1 votes:

J-stroy: Usually you feel better after barfing..   hwaaaalllllp!!!!    nope.   The guy obviously doesn't like the human form. look what he's done to himself, let alone others.  If thats how he treats himself he won't treat anyone else better.

Sorry to say, but unless she is amazingly strong, that girl won't live thru this, by her own hand, or anyone else's who recognizes and abuses her lack of self respect. :(


Dunno... I've heard the argument before that people with tattoos/piercings hate their bodies but frankly, if I hated my body why would I spend hundreds of dollars (or even thousands--good tats aren't cheap) inking it?

I agree this girl does have issues but I'd say the tattoo is a symptom, not a cause. Plus she broke two of my cardinal rules for tattoos: never get a significant other's name and never get ink in a place you can't cover up if necessary.
2013-02-04 05:19:59 PM
1 votes:
I especially don't want to be around that guy when he sneezes.
2013-02-04 04:56:47 PM
1 votes:
I remember a story from years ago about a domestic violence survivor whose husband had forced her to get his name tatooed on her face. It was a happy ending story - removal services were being donated as part of her recovery. That was only a single line jailhouse style tatoo, and still it took quite a bit to get it off.

So the first thing I'm thinking here is, honey, that is never ever coming off. There aren't enough lasers. It's yours.

Yeah, she kills herself before the year's out.
2013-02-04 04:10:20 PM
1 votes:
This young lady has a bright future in scat-porn.
2013-02-04 04:04:51 PM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Rouslan


Who misspelled it?

Don't see the N on the other side either....
2013-02-04 03:42:48 PM
1 votes:
i877.photobucket.com

That THING is of a NEGITIVE value to human life and will never be anything but a drain on the the human species. IT needs to be eliminated!
2013-02-04 03:35:02 PM
1 votes:
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

"pffft. amateur."
2013-02-04 02:57:14 PM
1 votes:

Well I use Mac/Linux...:


That...um... What?
2013-02-04 02:14:16 PM
1 votes:

tweek46420: Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.

you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf


What a weird analogy. Comparing a woman who got a face tattoo to a book written by Hitler. Besides the odd juxtaposition of a woman with poor judgment versus a dictator who killed 10 million people, you also have the fact that you used his book specifically, not the person himself. So it's also a person against a book.

Finally, you have a comparison where the initial subject (the woman) made herself less attractive via outside alteration, and the secondary subject (Mein Kampf) made itself more attractive via outside alteration. So one altered itself to match its inner ugly, one prettied itself up to hide its inner ugly.

Honestly I'm not sure the comparison works, but it was an interesting effort.
2013-02-04 02:13:14 PM
1 votes:

ShobuZukuri: [shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x648]


I've seen a lot of guys like this one. Apparently if you live in San Francisco and you're a perfectly healthy white guy who doesn't feel like working, all you have to do is get a big, crudely done tattoo on your face and magically you can collect disability for the rest of your life because you're unemployable.
One day, I may snap and take a stroll through the Upper Haight district with a low temperature flame thrower.
2013-02-04 02:09:59 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?
2013-02-04 02:06:34 PM
1 votes:

Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.


you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf
2013-02-04 01:56:19 PM
1 votes:
Hm.

Still hittable.
2013-02-04 01:49:12 PM
1 votes:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Heroin.
2013-02-04 01:47:07 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.


Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....
2013-02-04 01:46:01 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.


Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.
2013-02-04 01:45:39 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]

Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.


Brian Setzer's dad once told him to tattoo himself anywhere he wanted to as long as it could be covered up if he had to go to court. That's solid advice if you ask me.
2013-02-04 01:42:31 PM
1 votes:
Is it a good thing or bad thing that the tattooist's handwriting is so bad that you can't read her face? On one hand, realizing it's a guy's name would make that tattoo seem more stupid than it already does. On the other hand, messing your face up only to have the message be illegible is also very stupid. Having read the article, she wins on both counts, illegible and a guy's name, for maximum stupidity.
2013-02-04 01:40:52 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS
2013-02-04 01:36:59 PM
1 votes:

99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.


You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!
2013-02-04 01:36:26 PM
1 votes:
WTF is wrong with people?
2013-02-04 01:35:14 PM
1 votes:
What a f*cking idiot. Both of them
2013-02-04 01:34:32 PM
1 votes:
Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.
2013-02-04 01:20:30 PM
1 votes:
The break up is going to be epic.
2013-02-04 01:13:43 PM
1 votes:

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.
2013-02-04 01:02:33 PM
1 votes:
You can tell by looking at the picture closely that the stars are being laser removed. They bubble up and get crispy like that.
2013-02-04 01:02:09 PM
1 votes:
Hmm lives in Russia and decides to major in art.This girl never had plans to work a day in her life anyway.And the other one with the stars ?Anyone who has ever had a tattoo will tell you it would be impossible to fall asleep during that.
2013-02-04 12:57:06 PM
1 votes:
he's gotten better at tattooing faces anyway...

the stars on crazy chick #1's face are pretty haggard, but love or hate girl #2's lettering, you have to admit, its pretty farking solid and that takes skill
2013-02-04 12:46:27 PM
1 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.


Eh, I've seen some good ones.  I have zero of my own, but I've been with women who had tattoos, and some of them actually were actually asthetically pleasing.  Gothic script across the face though? Instant boner killer.
2013-02-04 12:37:15 PM
1 votes:
Now shes gonna start complaining that it is difficult to find gainful employment
2013-02-04 12:35:03 PM
1 votes:
I can now totally understand while cultists want to summon Cthulhu and wipe out the human race.

//off my lawn!
2013-02-04 12:33:50 PM
1 votes:

chubby muppet: Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.


Exactly that. Way to ruin a perfectly good face. :(
2013-02-04 12:33:39 PM
1 votes:

master_dman: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.


Yeah, when the Mail had a follow-up article:

"But a week later she confessed to a Dutch TV station that she had been awake throughout and had indeed asked for the full 56 marks.

She said she lied because she was afraid of how her father would react."
2013-02-04 12:32:17 PM
1 votes:
The whole 'nodding off while your face got tattoed with stars' thing was debunked immediately after it happened.
2013-02-04 12:30:12 PM
1 votes:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.
2013-02-04 12:29:37 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!


It's his fetish.
They consented.
2013-02-04 12:28:57 PM
1 votes:

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Didn't that get debunked and she actually asked for all the tattoos but lied about it to her dad when she sobered up.  I think she tried to sue the guy then confessed to being a moron.
2013-02-04 12:26:51 PM
1 votes:
JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!
2013-02-04 12:24:17 PM
1 votes:
As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.
2013-02-04 12:21:45 PM
1 votes:

IgG4:


My great grandma is still proud of her tattoo.
2013-02-04 12:18:01 PM
1 votes:
Wow... just .. wow...
2013-02-04 12:14:47 PM
1 votes:
Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-04 11:41:47 AM
1 votes:
He's sticking his dick in crazy.

Of course, compared to him, she might be sane.
 
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