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(The Sun)   You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line 177
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2013-02-04 12:46:27 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.


Eh, I've seen some good ones.  I have zero of my own, but I've been with women who had tattoos, and some of them actually were actually asthetically pleasing.  Gothic script across the face though? Instant boner killer.
 
2013-02-04 12:46:51 PM  
Usually you feel better after barfing..   hwaaaalllllp!!!!    nope.   The guy obviously doesn't like the human form. look what he's done to himself, let alone others.  If thats how he treats himself he won't treat anyone else better.

Sorry to say, but unless she is amazingly strong, that girl won't live thru this, by her own hand, or anyone else's who recognizes and abuses her lack of self respect. :(
 
2013-02-04 12:51:12 PM  
shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-04 12:54:19 PM  
I give it about a month before she realizes this is actually for real and forever, three before she kills herself.
 
2013-02-04 12:57:06 PM  
he's gotten better at tattooing faces anyway...

the stars on crazy chick #1's face are pretty haggard, but love or hate girl #2's lettering, you have to admit, its pretty farking solid and that takes skill
 
2013-02-04 12:57:51 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

/used to work with this guy
//before the face and farkING EYES were tattooed
 
2013-02-04 01:01:34 PM  
She now has a lifetime income, she can go on the dole because no one will hire her.
It's a shame because she was totally hittable before the tats.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:09 PM  
Hmm lives in Russia and decides to major in art.This girl never had plans to work a day in her life anyway.And the other one with the stars ?Anyone who has ever had a tattoo will tell you it would be impossible to fall asleep during that.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:33 PM  
You can tell by looking at the picture closely that the stars are being laser removed. They bubble up and get crispy like that.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:51 PM  
OH DEAR LORD NO
 
2013-02-04 01:07:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 01:09:05 PM  
Follow-up article for the stars woman. Yes she lied, she did ask for them all. And the tattoo artist was actually a stand-up guy about it, saying he didn't want a dissatisfied client and initially agreed to pay for half of the removal costs (an offer that was apparently withdrawn after the lawsuit).

Anyway, the woman in the article is clearly crazy. The tattoo artist is pretty crazy also, but given its on her body and she has to live with it from now on, I'd say she's the crazier one.

/and what a waste of a pretty attractive hippy-esque woman.
 
2013-02-04 01:12:04 PM  
Oh my God....it's full of morons!
 
2013-02-04 01:13:43 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.
 
2013-02-04 01:13:46 PM  
Crazy?  Yes.  Stupid?  Yes.  Will soon divorce him and proclaim how much she regrets her decisions?  Yes.

But perhaps this is her way of making sure she never has to look for a job.
 
2013-02-04 01:16:51 PM  
This guy is a menace.
 
2013-02-04 01:20:30 PM  
The break up is going to be epic.
 
2013-02-04 01:20:46 PM  
ShobuZukuri:

shechive.files.wordpress.com

Seriously?
eatchronictacos.com
 
2013-02-04 01:22:27 PM  
tattoos are a sign of mental illness.
 
2013-02-04 01:27:25 PM  
/surprised i'm the first
//yes, i know it's the back of his head
 
2013-02-04 01:28:16 PM  
ugh, image fail

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 01:29:28 PM  
www.anorak.co.uk

Genius.  Pure genius.
 
2013-02-04 01:30:14 PM  
Stupidest people in the world doing stupid things.
 
2013-02-04 01:32:59 PM  

JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]


...and a pedophile.
 
2013-02-04 01:33:27 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers



What?
 
2013-02-04 01:34:00 PM  

Sobrrr: I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.


EXACTLY.

It it only it was always so easy.
 
2013-02-04 01:34:32 PM  
Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.
 
2013-02-04 01:35:14 PM  
What a f*cking idiot. Both of them
 
2013-02-04 01:36:26 PM  
WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-02-04 01:36:59 PM  

99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.


You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!
 
2013-02-04 01:40:52 PM  

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS
 
2013-02-04 01:42:31 PM  
Is it a good thing or bad thing that the tattooist's handwriting is so bad that you can't read her face? On one hand, realizing it's a guy's name would make that tattoo seem more stupid than it already does. On the other hand, messing your face up only to have the message be illegible is also very stupid. Having read the article, she wins on both counts, illegible and a guy's name, for maximum stupidity.
 
2013-02-04 01:42:49 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: 99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.

You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!


Well, I used to cut them in half and count the rings, but that got very messy.
 
2013-02-04 01:44:47 PM  
That's a moron.
 
2013-02-04 01:45:20 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Having a hard time deciding which one is the worse decision maker.
 
2013-02-04 01:45:39 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]

Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.


Brian Setzer's dad once told him to tattoo himself anywhere he wanted to as long as it could be covered up if he had to go to court. That's solid advice if you ask me.
 
2013-02-04 01:46:01 PM  

The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.


Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.
 
2013-02-04 01:47:07 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.


Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....
 
2013-02-04 01:48:46 PM  

The Muthaship: scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.

Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....


Just don't reward them with gold stars when they do good, that's what the father with the star tatted daughter did. Now she's got his approval for life.
 
2013-02-04 01:48:47 PM  

Karne: Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?

HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS


What?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 01:49:12 PM  

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Heroin.
 
2013-02-04 01:53:02 PM  

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


Look at the "X" on the dude's hand. This is what it represents.

/trust me, there's no reason to explore the subject further...
 
2013-02-04 01:53:06 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Heroin.


I know what she did was brave, but assigning labels like that can be dangerous.  I mean, she's no Anne Frank.
 
2013-02-04 01:54:11 PM  

DeusMeh: he's gotten better at tattooing faces anyway...

the stars on crazy chick #1's face are pretty haggard, but love or hate girl #2's lettering, you have to admit, its pretty farking solid and that takes skill


Not all skills are admirable or worthwhile. Example: there's a million YouTube videos where someone ends up seriously injured after doing something "farking solid and that takes skill".
 
2013-02-04 01:54:42 PM  
I love tattoos.  I love them on me and on women.  I generally don't judge.  This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-04 01:56:19 PM  
Hm.

Still hittable.
 
2013-02-04 01:58:21 PM  
What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.
 
2013-02-04 02:04:07 PM  
Not the face!
 
2013-02-04 02:06:20 PM  

megarian: Hm.

Still hittable.


Woah I need to clarify, I meant the chick not that...that...guy-type-thing. I'm not that batshiat crazy.
 
2013-02-04 02:06:34 PM  

Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.


you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf
 
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