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(The Sun)   You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 177
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2013-02-04 11:41:47 AM
He's sticking his dick in crazy.

Of course, compared to him, she might be sane.
 
2013-02-04 11:47:14 AM
GAH!
 
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-04 12:14:23 PM
Was the "Tattooist" named Peter North?
 
2013-02-04 12:14:47 PM
Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.
 
2013-02-04 12:15:34 PM
Getting tattoos on your face is a perfectly good decision if you don't work and don't expect to live for more than a few weeks.
 
2013-02-04 12:15:40 PM
Worse than the face tattoos, did he have big gages in the side of his nose? That seems like it might cause some logistical problems during a cold.
 
2013-02-04 12:16:13 PM

less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face


Looks like they both have poor impulse control.
 
2013-02-04 12:17:25 PM
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee
 
2013-02-04 12:18:01 PM
Wow... just .. wow...
 
2013-02-04 12:20:44 PM
Remember when tattoos were rebellious and cool?
 
2013-02-04 12:21:41 PM
And you thought I was stupid...

www.doobybrain.com

still do, but that's beside the point...
 
2013-02-04 12:21:45 PM

IgG4:


My great grandma is still proud of her tattoo.
 
2013-02-04 12:21:56 PM

i.r.id10t: When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee


When your gun holds a clip that the law wants to strip, that's ammo, Ray!
 
2013-02-04 12:22:11 PM
Let's just hope that her next boyfriend is a face-transplant surgeon.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:44 PM
usually i'm all in favor of people getting tattoos whenever and wherever they want.  if you want a face tattoo, that sounds great to me and i'll never judge you for it.  i think tattoos are awesome.

but this woman is mentally ill.  you meet someone and then get a huge tattoo of their name all the way across your face that same day?  if it was like a little tattoo above her eyebrow or something, then fine.  but that woman has been disfigured.  if i was a tattoo artist, i would never do something like that to a woman.  she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:46 PM
Love, ain't it unique?  Unique be meaning only lasting a couple weeks.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:58 PM
I don't care to date any woman who would tattoo my name on her face.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:14 PM
trickfist.com
 
2013-02-04 12:24:17 PM
As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.
 
2013-02-04 12:25:27 PM
There really is someone for everyone.
Batshiat crazy.. meet batshiat crazy.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:30 PM
No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:51 PM
JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!
 
2013-02-04 12:27:51 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:28 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


I have a feeling injectable opiates may be involved.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:57 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Didn't that get debunked and she actually asked for all the tattoos but lied about it to her dad when she sobered up.  I think she tried to sue the guy then confessed to being a moron.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:37 PM

Brick-House: JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!


It's his fetish.
They consented.
 
2013-02-04 12:30:12 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.
 
2013-02-04 12:32:17 PM
The whole 'nodding off while your face got tattoed with stars' thing was debunked immediately after it happened.
 
2013-02-04 12:33:39 PM

master_dman: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.


Yeah, when the Mail had a follow-up article:

"But a week later she confessed to a Dutch TV station that she had been awake throughout and had indeed asked for the full 56 marks.

She said she lied because she was afraid of how her father would react."
 
2013-02-04 12:33:50 PM

chubby muppet: Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.


Exactly that. Way to ruin a perfectly good face. :(
 
2013-02-04 12:34:00 PM
shiatty face tattoo thread?
 
2013-02-04 12:34:02 PM
Controversial Rouslan Toumaniantz became notorious when he inscribed a galaxy of stars over the face of Kimberley Vlaeminck, then just 18, when she nodded off in his studio in Coutrai, Belgium.

Except she admitted that she never fell asleep; she asked for all those stars and didn't want to get in trouble with her parents afterwards.  I'm bored with this story already.
 
2013-02-04 12:34:59 PM

8 inches: Was the "Tattooist" named Peter North?


Dropped by for this sort of reference, leaving content.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:03 PM
I can now totally understand while cultists want to summon Cthulhu and wipe out the human race.

//off my lawn!
 
2013-02-04 12:35:19 PM
I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:35 PM

enderthexenocide: she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.


That's harsh.

/he should be in the institution alongside her
 
2013-02-04 12:35:50 PM

Farce-Side: shiatty face tattoo thread?


www.deseretnews.com

img171.imageshack.us

/You're welcome.
 
2013-02-04 12:36:48 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Thought this was a fitting one for Fark.  Florida, FTW?
 
2013-02-04 12:37:15 PM
Now shes gonna start complaining that it is difficult to find gainful employment
 
2013-02-04 12:37:51 PM
Good thing his name isn't MAN CHOWDER
 
2013-02-04 12:39:12 PM

master_dman: She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.


Yup.  Getting a tattoo can range from a mildly uncomfortable to outright painful experience depending on what part of the body is worked on.  I would imagine that the cheek falls into the latter category.  Unless she consumed some sort of drug that knocked her out or is one of those people with no sensitivity to feeling, there is no way she could have fallen asleep.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:13 PM
The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

www.tagmag.be
 
2013-02-04 12:39:49 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face


Looks like they both have poor impulse control.


They should listen to reason.

Grapple: Wow... just .. wow...


Nope.  I see no modified wooden toilet paper holder.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:55 PM

moviemarketing: I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


I'm going with deranged.
 
2013-02-04 12:41:17 PM
I would have put something across her face other than ink. Tragic. She looked like a cute girl before the ink. + extra points for russian.
 
2013-02-04 12:41:24 PM
i.ytimg.com

R for regrettable.
 
2013-02-04 12:43:17 PM
And I thought Mike Tyson was crazy.
 
2013-02-04 12:43:20 PM
When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.
 
2013-02-04 12:44:45 PM

moviemarketing: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


an autistic could not handle to even be touched. I'd say this lady has severe impulse control issues. maybe. good that she's forever identified herself as a loon.to warn people to stay away .
 
2013-02-04 12:46:27 PM

Slaves2Darkness: When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.


Eh, I've seen some good ones.  I have zero of my own, but I've been with women who had tattoos, and some of them actually were actually asthetically pleasing.  Gothic script across the face though? Instant boner killer.
 
2013-02-04 12:46:51 PM
Usually you feel better after barfing..   hwaaaalllllp!!!!    nope.   The guy obviously doesn't like the human form. look what he's done to himself, let alone others.  If thats how he treats himself he won't treat anyone else better.

Sorry to say, but unless she is amazingly strong, that girl won't live thru this, by her own hand, or anyone else's who recognizes and abuses her lack of self respect. :(
 
2013-02-04 12:51:12 PM
shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-04 12:54:19 PM
I give it about a month before she realizes this is actually for real and forever, three before she kills herself.
 
2013-02-04 12:57:06 PM
he's gotten better at tattooing faces anyway...

the stars on crazy chick #1's face are pretty haggard, but love or hate girl #2's lettering, you have to admit, its pretty farking solid and that takes skill
 
2013-02-04 12:57:51 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

/used to work with this guy
//before the face and farkING EYES were tattooed
 
2013-02-04 01:01:34 PM
She now has a lifetime income, she can go on the dole because no one will hire her.
It's a shame because she was totally hittable before the tats.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:09 PM
Hmm lives in Russia and decides to major in art.This girl never had plans to work a day in her life anyway.And the other one with the stars ?Anyone who has ever had a tattoo will tell you it would be impossible to fall asleep during that.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:33 PM
You can tell by looking at the picture closely that the stars are being laser removed. They bubble up and get crispy like that.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:51 PM
OH DEAR LORD NO
 
2013-02-04 01:07:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 01:09:05 PM
Follow-up article for the stars woman. Yes she lied, she did ask for them all. And the tattoo artist was actually a stand-up guy about it, saying he didn't want a dissatisfied client and initially agreed to pay for half of the removal costs (an offer that was apparently withdrawn after the lawsuit).

Anyway, the woman in the article is clearly crazy. The tattoo artist is pretty crazy also, but given its on her body and she has to live with it from now on, I'd say she's the crazier one.

/and what a waste of a pretty attractive hippy-esque woman.
 
2013-02-04 01:12:04 PM
Oh my God....it's full of morons!
 
2013-02-04 01:13:43 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.
 
2013-02-04 01:13:46 PM
Crazy?  Yes.  Stupid?  Yes.  Will soon divorce him and proclaim how much she regrets her decisions?  Yes.

But perhaps this is her way of making sure she never has to look for a job.
 
2013-02-04 01:16:51 PM
This guy is a menace.
 
2013-02-04 01:20:30 PM
The break up is going to be epic.
 
2013-02-04 01:20:46 PM
ShobuZukuri:

shechive.files.wordpress.com

Seriously?
eatchronictacos.com
 
2013-02-04 01:22:27 PM
tattoos are a sign of mental illness.
 
2013-02-04 01:27:25 PM
/surprised i'm the first
//yes, i know it's the back of his head
 
2013-02-04 01:28:16 PM
ugh, image fail

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 01:29:28 PM
www.anorak.co.uk

Genius.  Pure genius.
 
2013-02-04 01:30:14 PM
Stupidest people in the world doing stupid things.
 
2013-02-04 01:32:59 PM

JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]


...and a pedophile.
 
2013-02-04 01:33:27 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers



What?
 
2013-02-04 01:34:00 PM

Sobrrr: I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.


EXACTLY.

It it only it was always so easy.
 
2013-02-04 01:34:32 PM
Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.
 
2013-02-04 01:35:14 PM
What a f*cking idiot. Both of them
 
2013-02-04 01:36:26 PM
WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-02-04 01:36:59 PM

99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.


You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!
 
2013-02-04 01:40:52 PM

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS
 
2013-02-04 01:42:31 PM
Is it a good thing or bad thing that the tattooist's handwriting is so bad that you can't read her face? On one hand, realizing it's a guy's name would make that tattoo seem more stupid than it already does. On the other hand, messing your face up only to have the message be illegible is also very stupid. Having read the article, she wins on both counts, illegible and a guy's name, for maximum stupidity.
 
2013-02-04 01:42:49 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: 99.998er: JohnCarter: The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

[www.tagmag.be image 642x481]

...and a pedophile.

You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!


Well, I used to cut them in half and count the rings, but that got very messy.
 
2013-02-04 01:44:47 PM
That's a moron.
 
2013-02-04 01:45:20 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]


Having a hard time deciding which one is the worse decision maker.
 
2013-02-04 01:45:39 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 400x534]

Horrible facial tatts notwithstanding, I farking HATE straight edgers.

/extensively tattooed, nothing that can't be covered up with clothing.


Brian Setzer's dad once told him to tattoo himself anywhere he wanted to as long as it could be covered up if he had to go to court. That's solid advice if you ask me.
 
2013-02-04 01:46:01 PM

The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.


Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.
 
2013-02-04 01:47:07 PM

scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.


Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....
 
2013-02-04 01:48:46 PM

The Muthaship: scottydoesntknow: The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.

Why? If anything, it's a perfect representation of poor parenting skills. Your kid should be scared of getting anything tattooed on their face, not scared of what your reaction will be afterward.

Now that you mention it, I don't believe I have specifically told the girls that it is a bad idea to get a tattoo on your face....I have failed.


/just hope I can reach them in time....


Just don't reward them with gold stars when they do good, that's what the father with the star tatted daughter did. Now she's got his approval for life.
 
2013-02-04 01:48:47 PM

Karne: Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?

HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS


What?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 01:49:12 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Heroin.
 
2013-02-04 01:53:02 PM

Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?


Look at the "X" on the dude's hand. This is what it represents.

/trust me, there's no reason to explore the subject further...
 
2013-02-04 01:53:06 PM

BarkingUnicorn: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Heroin.


I know what she did was brave, but assigning labels like that can be dangerous.  I mean, she's no Anne Frank.
 
2013-02-04 01:54:11 PM

DeusMeh: he's gotten better at tattooing faces anyway...

the stars on crazy chick #1's face are pretty haggard, but love or hate girl #2's lettering, you have to admit, its pretty farking solid and that takes skill


Not all skills are admirable or worthwhile. Example: there's a million YouTube videos where someone ends up seriously injured after doing something "farking solid and that takes skill".
 
2013-02-04 01:54:42 PM
I love tattoos.  I love them on me and on women.  I generally don't judge.  This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-04 01:56:19 PM
Hm.

Still hittable.
 
2013-02-04 01:58:21 PM
What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.
 
2013-02-04 02:04:07 PM
Not the face!
 
2013-02-04 02:06:20 PM

megarian: Hm.

Still hittable.


Woah I need to clarify, I meant the chick not that...that...guy-type-thing. I'm not that batshiat crazy.
 
2013-02-04 02:06:34 PM

Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.


you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf
 
2013-02-04 02:09:59 PM
Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?
 
2013-02-04 02:13:14 PM

ShobuZukuri: [shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x648]


I've seen a lot of guys like this one. Apparently if you live in San Francisco and you're a perfectly healthy white guy who doesn't feel like working, all you have to do is get a big, crudely done tattoo on your face and magically you can collect disability for the rest of your life because you're unemployable.
One day, I may snap and take a stroll through the Upper Haight district with a low temperature flame thrower.
 
2013-02-04 02:14:16 PM

tweek46420: Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.

you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf


What a weird analogy. Comparing a woman who got a face tattoo to a book written by Hitler. Besides the odd juxtaposition of a woman with poor judgment versus a dictator who killed 10 million people, you also have the fact that you used his book specifically, not the person himself. So it's also a person against a book.

Finally, you have a comparison where the initial subject (the woman) made herself less attractive via outside alteration, and the secondary subject (Mein Kampf) made itself more attractive via outside alteration. So one altered itself to match its inner ugly, one prettied itself up to hide its inner ugly.

Honestly I'm not sure the comparison works, but it was an interesting effort.
 
2013-02-04 02:18:28 PM

Supes: tweek46420: Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.

you can put a pretty cover on Mein Kampf but its still Mein Kampf

What a weird analogy. Comparing a woman who got a face tattoo to a book written by Hitler. Besides the odd juxtaposition of a woman with poor judgment versus a dictator who killed 10 million people, you also have the fact that you used his book specifically, not the person himself. So it's also a person against a book.

Finally, you have a comparison where the initial subject (the woman) made herself less attractive via outside alteration, and the secondary subject (Mein Kampf) made itself more attractive via outside alteration. So one altered itself to match its inner ugly, one prettied itself up to hide its inner ugly.

Honestly I'm not sure the comparison works, but it was an interesting effort.


Just because something is pretty on the outside doesn't mean that it's pretty on the inside.
 
2013-02-04 02:22:58 PM

Supes: Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?

Look at the "X" on the dude's hand. This is what it represents.

/trust me, there's no reason to explore the subject further...


I admit, I too was unfamiliar with 'straight edge' in this context... and found this in the wiki page... now I know all I need to about this sad little trend...   As one of the few prominent 1970s icons to explicitly eschew alcohol and drug use, singer/guitarist Ted Nugent was also a key influence on the straight edge ideology.
 
2013-02-04 02:28:10 PM
What a shame that people are now judging this girl for looking like this when before they judged her for looking like that.
 
2013-02-04 02:43:46 PM

The Muthaship: Not to be all ITG, but as the father of 3 daughters, I don't think I'd care if she consented.  I'm afraid I'd have to stomp a mudhole in that asshole.


Clearly this girl is not capable of making decisions for herself.
 
2013-02-04 02:45:38 PM
That girl who had the starts tattooed on her face did, in fact, ask for all of them, and did stay awake during the whole procedure.  I just wanted to be sure everyone in this thread knows that.
 
2013-02-04 02:46:29 PM
I don't think there are many people in the world that could pull off a face tattoo.

I think she is one of them. I don't think he's done it in such a way as to diminish her beauty.

Her body.

Still a romance of just a short period? I've known my wife for half of my life, we have 4 children together, and I'm still reluctant to  get her name tattooed on my, probably because I would regret my decision of typeface more, but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?
 
2013-02-04 02:48:11 PM

chubby muppet: Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.


Profedius: What a shame she was so beautiful, but my thoughts are that if she allowed him to do that to her she might not be so beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside.


Are you kidding? She looks like she was getting ready to star in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. The crazy eyes are unmistakable even in the pre-tat photo.
 
2013-02-04 02:48:51 PM
He turned a pretty, albeit crazy eyed art chick into a farking juggallo-looking piece of trash. If there's not already a law against that, there should be.

Dafuq man. Keep your psychotic bullshiat to yourself and stop defacing pretty young ladies.
 
2013-02-04 02:49:51 PM
azweird.com
 
2013-02-04 02:57:14 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...:


That...um... What?
 
2013-02-04 03:01:36 PM
The man is a pro.
 
2013-02-04 03:14:09 PM

DjangoStonereaver: No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.


CSB

I once met a man in Berkely CA who had all of his ex's names tattooed on his right arm starting at the shoulder. Each name had a single line tattooed through it. He had 25 names or so reaching nearly to his elbow, he only got the tatoo after he broke up with each girl.

/CSB
 
2013-02-04 03:14:16 PM

enderthexenocide: usually i'm all in favor of people getting tattoos whenever and wherever they want.  if you want a face tattoo, that sounds great to me and i'll never judge you for it.  i think tattoos are awesome.

but this woman is mentally ill.  you meet someone and then get a huge tattoo of their name all the way across your face that same day?  if it was like a little tattoo above her eyebrow or something, then fine.  but that woman has been disfigured.  if i was a tattoo artist, i would never do something like that to a woman.  she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.


I agree, and in her first pic showing the tattoo with her hood up, she's cute (minus the tattoo). Most SANE and rational tattoo artists will not tattoo someone in a visible place until they are tattooed over a lot of the rest of their body (that can be covered).
 
2013-02-04 03:14:35 PM
Whelp...something that makes a burqa look like a rational, liberating choice for women.  I have now seen the end of the Internet...again...and I am no less horrified.
 
2013-02-04 03:23:11 PM

megarian: Well I use Mac/Linux...:

That...um... What?


Clearly it's a rat with an antler on its head asking if you also ate McDonalds.  Not sure what the issue is here...
 
2013-02-04 03:26:06 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: megarian: Well I use Mac/Linux...:

That...um... What?

Clearly it's a rat with an antler on its head asking if you also ate McDonalds.  Not sure what the issue is here...


How silly of me.
 
2013-02-04 03:28:31 PM

OhioUGrad: I agree, and in her first pic showing the tattoo with her hood up, she's cute (minus the tattoo). Most SANE and rational tattoo artists will not tattoo someone in a visible place until they are tattooed over a lot of the rest of their body (that can be covered).


I don't have much experience in tattoo parlors, but from what I've seen this isn't really the case. Often they'll be a word or two of caution (i.e., "Are you sure...?"), but nothing really more than that. And occasionally a consent form (not just for minors... actually absolving the tattoo artist of any blame from infection and such, plus affirming the person wanted this tattoo).
 
2013-02-04 03:35:02 PM
blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

"pffft. amateur."
 
2013-02-04 03:39:12 PM
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Get that tattooed on your face dummy
 
2013-02-04 03:39:25 PM

Sobrrr: I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.


I have always thought about it this way too.
 
2013-02-04 03:39:58 PM

FlashHarry: "pffft. amateur."


Yikes, it took 123 posts?

Thank you for your service, sir.
 
2013-02-04 03:41:16 PM

megarian: Yikes, it took 123 posts?


i know, right?
 
2013-02-04 03:41:52 PM
btw, doing a GIS for "girl tattooed anus" was terrifying.
 
2013-02-04 03:42:40 PM
You can tell a woman's age by her cup size?  That's amazing!

Well, I used to cut them in half and count the rings, but that got very messy.


Like money in a cake?  I now have a strange marsupial like vision of large bewbed women with "treasure chests", and lumpy internal clinking sounds.  I will now always think this.

i711.photobucket.com

/everyone found the ?nsfw? full body shot of Lesya & douchetoo right?
 
2013-02-04 03:42:48 PM
i877.photobucket.com

That THING is of a NEGITIVE value to human life and will never be anything but a drain on the the human species. IT needs to be eliminated!
 
2013-02-04 03:47:15 PM

8Fingers: That THING is of a NEGITIVE value to human life and will never be anything but a drain on the the human species. IT needs to be eliminated!


At least he put on a collared shirt for his picture. I'd wager half of the American population doesn't even own a collared shirt, work and prison uniforms excluded.
 
2013-02-04 03:48:40 PM

FlashHarry: btw, doing a GIS for "girl tattooed anus" was terrifying.


We all fall into the Google Image Search... *puts on sunglasses*

...black hole.

YYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHh
 
2013-02-04 03:49:51 PM
I am sickened by this.  Why would either one of them do that?  Do they need this much attention?
 
2013-02-04 04:00:58 PM

Kansei: I am sickened by this.  Why would either one of them do that?  Do they need this much attention?


She wants to be remembered at her next job interview. And the next one. And the next one...
 
2013-02-04 04:01:27 PM

FlashHarry: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 300x209]

"pffft. amateur."


that still shot makes me laugh every damn time I see it.
 
2013-02-04 04:03:05 PM
no wonder the 49ers lost
 
2013-02-04 04:04:51 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Rouslan


Who misspelled it?

Don't see the N on the other side either....
 
2013-02-04 04:08:06 PM

doczoidberg: Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?


I know a 65 year old women that got her lips tattooed a nice shade of pink so it looks like she is always wearing lipstick.
 
2013-02-04 04:10:20 PM
This young lady has a bright future in scat-porn.
 
2013-02-04 04:13:13 PM

DjangoStonereaver: No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.


images.wikia.com
 
HBK
2013-02-04 04:17:04 PM

mcreadyblue: doczoidberg: Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?

I know a 65 year old women that got her lips tattooed a nice shade of pink so it looks like she is always wearing lipstick.


My 30 something year old former secretary got her eyes done so she never has to put on mascara.  According to her it was common in the hispanic community.
 
2013-02-04 04:22:36 PM

HBK: mcreadyblue: doczoidberg: Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?

I know a 65 year old women that got her lips tattooed a nice shade of pink so it looks like she is always wearing lipstick.

My 30 something year old former secretary got her eyes done so she never has to put on mascara.  According to her it was common in the hispanic community.



OK, OK.

The tattooed on makeup thing is fine...I guess.

You guys knew what I meant by face tattoos, damnit.
 
2013-02-04 04:25:05 PM

DjangoStonereaver: No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.


Yup.  The rules of good tattoo etiquette aren't hard:
No names.
No naked people.
No skulls.
Nowhere above the neckline.
Nowhere below the wrists.

Also now in consideration:
No memorial tattoos of your spouse.  You do want to remarry some day, right?
 
2013-02-04 04:28:21 PM

doczoidberg: The tattooed on makeup thing is fine...I guess.


Make-up colors come in and out of fashion.  Unless it is a very subtle color that can easily be covered, it may not be desirable in a decade or two.

Also, color tattoo ink fades, especially in areas that aren't protected from sunlight.  The color she has today may not be the same in a decade.  Score if it happens to fade to a new in-style color, though.
 
2013-02-04 04:32:42 PM
I guess tattoos are okay if you're the kind of person who decides on a wallpaper and screen theme and then never changes it EVER EVER EVER.
 
2013-02-04 04:35:50 PM
She looks like a very, very pretty girl. I am not against face tattoos, to each his/her own, but in my opinion, covering up her natural beauty with so much dark ink is so sad!
 
2013-02-04 04:44:12 PM
I don't know, if they stay together and remain tattooists, no real harm done.

If they break up, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/HAHAHAHA
//AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
///HAAAAAAAAAA
 
2013-02-04 04:52:28 PM

dyhchong: If they break up


I can only imagine the morning after the breakup, when she looks in the mirror first thing in the morning.  You know her heart is going to skip a beat when she sees the tattoo.
 
2013-02-04 04:56:47 PM
I remember a story from years ago about a domestic violence survivor whose husband had forced her to get his name tatooed on her face. It was a happy ending story - removal services were being donated as part of her recovery. That was only a single line jailhouse style tatoo, and still it took quite a bit to get it off.

So the first thing I'm thinking here is, honey, that is never ever coming off. There aren't enough lasers. It's yours.

Yeah, she kills herself before the year's out.
 
2013-02-04 05:06:40 PM

HBK: mcreadyblue: doczoidberg: Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?

I know a 65 year old women that got her lips tattooed a nice shade of pink so it looks like she is always wearing lipstick.

My 30 something year old former secretary got her eyes done so she never has to put on mascara.  According to her it was common in the hispanic community.


Is she the one you knocked up?
 
HBK
2013-02-04 05:14:02 PM

airsupport: HBK: mcreadyblue: doczoidberg: Sorry, but anyone who gets a tattoo on their face is a farking idiot.

Same goes for women who get tattoos are their boobs. What the fark is wrong with you? How DARE you deface a breast like that???

I mean, honestly. How dare you?

I know a 65 year old women that got her lips tattooed a nice shade of pink so it looks like she is always wearing lipstick.

My 30 something year old former secretary got her eyes done so she never has to put on mascara.  According to her it was common in the hispanic community.

Is she the one you knocked up?


Absolutely not. You should never fark where you eat.
 
2013-02-04 05:15:24 PM

MegaUngawa: ShobuZukuri: [shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x648]

I've seen a lot of guys like this one. Apparently if you live in San Francisco and you're a perfectly healthy white guy who doesn't feel like working, all you have to do is get a big, crudely done tattoo on your face and magically you can collect disability for the rest of your life because you're unemployable.
One day, I may snap and take a stroll through the Upper Haight district with a low temperature flame thrower.


Not cool. A lot of those kids have adorable dogs with them.
 
2013-02-04 05:19:59 PM
I especially don't want to be around that guy when he sneezes.
 
2013-02-04 05:31:39 PM

J-stroy: Usually you feel better after barfing..   hwaaaalllllp!!!!    nope.   The guy obviously doesn't like the human form. look what he's done to himself, let alone others.  If thats how he treats himself he won't treat anyone else better.

Sorry to say, but unless she is amazingly strong, that girl won't live thru this, by her own hand, or anyone else's who recognizes and abuses her lack of self respect. :(


Dunno... I've heard the argument before that people with tattoos/piercings hate their bodies but frankly, if I hated my body why would I spend hundreds of dollars (or even thousands--good tats aren't cheap) inking it?

I agree this girl does have issues but I'd say the tattoo is a symptom, not a cause. Plus she broke two of my cardinal rules for tattoos: never get a significant other's name and never get ink in a place you can't cover up if necessary.
 
2013-02-04 05:39:32 PM

Supes: OhioUGrad: I agree, and in her first pic showing the tattoo with her hood up, she's cute (minus the tattoo). Most SANE and rational tattoo artists will not tattoo someone in a visible place until they are tattooed over a lot of the rest of their body (that can be covered).

I don't have much experience in tattoo parlors, but from what I've seen this isn't really the case. Often they'll be a word or two of caution (i.e., "Are you sure...?"), but nothing really more than that. And occasionally a consent form (not just for minors... actually absolving the tattoo artist of any blame from infection and such, plus affirming the person wanted this tattoo).


Might be that I have quite a bit of experience in tattoo studios and with tattoo artists. Of course it's been a while since I have been in one, and since the popularity of tattoos has constantly risen, the quality of artist has gone down, so I am sure there are plenty of places that will do whatever you want, wherever you want.
 
2013-02-04 05:43:00 PM

Gilligann: Karne: Gilligann: CapeFearCadaver: I farking HATE straight edgers


What?

HE SAID HE HATES STRAIGHT EDGERS

What?

[i.imgur.com image 500x607]


my mind is full of fark now
 
2013-02-04 05:44:04 PM

tweek46420: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x403]

/used to work with this guy
//before the face and farkING EYES were tattooed


also: this has to be portland

and his farking eyeballs...???.....i dont even.. how the fark do you sit still for that?

/meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-02-04 06:16:43 PM

louiedog: MegaUngawa: ShobuZukuri:
I've seen a lot of guys like this one. Apparently if you live in San Francisco and you're a perfectly healthy white guy who doesn't feel like working, all you have to do is get a big, crudely done tattoo on your face and magically you can collect disability for the rest of your life because you're unemployable.
One day, I may snap and take a stroll through the Upper Haight district with a low temperature flame thrower.

Not cool. A lot of those kids have adorable dogs with them.


Of course I wouldn't hurt the dogs. I'm all pro pitbull and junk.
 
2013-02-04 06:24:09 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


DRTFA?
 
2013-02-04 06:53:07 PM
His name is Pus?

Fitting I guess.
 
2013-02-04 07:02:44 PM

Dinjiin: DjangoStonereaver: No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.

Yup.  The rules of good tattoo etiquette aren't hard:
No names.
No naked people.
No skulls.
Nowhere above the neckline.
Nowhere below the wrists.

Also now in consideration:
No memorial tattoos of your spouse.  You do want to remarry some day, right?


Sometimes it's smart to tatoo your wedding ring on.  Wouldn't want to de-glove your finger.
 
2013-02-04 07:26:18 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
/not a tattoo, but the sentiment is there... hot hot hot
 
2013-02-04 07:35:37 PM
Nothing screams "I'M A IDIOT!" louder than a tattoo on your face.
 
2013-02-04 07:36:52 PM

ski9600: Sometimes it's smart to tatoo your wedding ring on.


Depends.  Do you have to chop off the ring finger in order to finalize your divorce?
 
2013-02-04 07:48:25 PM
The caption below one of the pictures from TFA:

"Before the tattoo ... Lesya was a fresh-faced art college graduate."

Stupid tattoo, AND a liberal arts major?  Well color tattoo me SHOCKED.
 
2013-02-04 08:24:37 PM

Kansei: I am sickened by this.  Why would either one of them do that?  Do they need this much attention?


Why, yes. Yes they do.

/frickin' idiots
//especially the girl, the guy was already a lost cause
 
2013-02-04 08:35:46 PM
You can stick your dick in crazy, if you yourself are crazy. They are both crazy AND stupid, they are a match made in white trash-ville. May they live happily ever after in their relationship, all 3 weeks of it.
 
2013-02-04 08:59:41 PM
What if...  they have kids? Imagine looking up from your crib and seeing those faces.
 
2013-02-04 10:42:35 PM
The human brain really is the most diseased organ.
 
2013-02-04 10:57:14 PM
Impressive....most impressive

www.freeinfosociety.com
 
2013-02-04 11:09:07 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I don't think there are many people in the world that could pull off a face tattoo.

I think she is one of them. I don't think he's done it in such a way as to diminish her beauty.

Her body.

Still a romance of just a short period? I've known my wife for half of my life, we have 4 children together, and I'm still reluctant to  get her name tattooed on my, probably because I would regret my decision of typeface more, but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?


Papyrus is what's in this year...
 
2013-02-05 03:01:41 AM
 but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?

You're kidding, right?

This guy is a menace.

Very, very much this.
 
2013-02-05 09:32:08 AM

MysteryGuest: but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?

You're kidding, right?


So, you're thinking Curlz MT?
 
2013-02-05 11:05:04 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: MysteryGuest: but right now I'm leaning toward Comic Sans, what do you guys think?

You're kidding, right?

So, you're thinking Curlz MT?


If you don't love her enough to get it in Wingdings and spend the rest of your life explaining what it says, just break up right now.
 
2013-02-05 11:18:38 AM
Totally horrifying.... wow...
 
2013-02-05 12:36:09 PM

Chinchillazilla: Mayhem of the Black Underclass:
So, you're thinking Curlz MT?

If you don't love her enough to get it in Wingdings and spend the rest of your life explaining what it says, just break up right now.


Is webdings an acceptable alternative? Or should I get a QR code?
 
2013-02-05 12:43:51 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Simple. She was lying about the whole 'asleep' thing.
 
2013-02-05 12:52:59 PM
J-stroy:

/everyone found the ?nsfw? full body shot of Lesya & douchetoo right?

Why no...no I haven't.
 
2013-02-05 06:37:04 PM
This thread has enough bad tattoos, I though it could use some good tattoos. This is the best tattoo I have ever seen:
fix.inkbutter.com
It is by Dan Yakovlev.
 
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