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(The Sun)   You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 177
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2013-02-04 11:41:47 AM
He's sticking his dick in crazy.

Of course, compared to him, she might be sane.
 
2013-02-04 11:47:14 AM
GAH!
 
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-04 12:14:23 PM
Was the "Tattooist" named Peter North?
 
2013-02-04 12:14:47 PM
Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.
 
2013-02-04 12:15:34 PM
Getting tattoos on your face is a perfectly good decision if you don't work and don't expect to live for more than a few weeks.
 
2013-02-04 12:15:40 PM
Worse than the face tattoos, did he have big gages in the side of his nose? That seems like it might cause some logistical problems during a cold.
 
2013-02-04 12:16:13 PM

less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face


Looks like they both have poor impulse control.
 
2013-02-04 12:17:25 PM
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee
 
2013-02-04 12:18:01 PM
Wow... just .. wow...
 
2013-02-04 12:20:44 PM
Remember when tattoos were rebellious and cool?
 
2013-02-04 12:21:41 PM
And you thought I was stupid...

www.doobybrain.com

still do, but that's beside the point...
 
2013-02-04 12:21:45 PM

IgG4:


My great grandma is still proud of her tattoo.
 
2013-02-04 12:21:56 PM

i.r.id10t: When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray

A new zelander man with a year around tan, he's Maori

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes: that's aMoe-ray!

/ wish I had an Irish coffee


When your gun holds a clip that the law wants to strip, that's ammo, Ray!
 
2013-02-04 12:22:11 PM
Let's just hope that her next boyfriend is a face-transplant surgeon.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:44 PM
usually i'm all in favor of people getting tattoos whenever and wherever they want.  if you want a face tattoo, that sounds great to me and i'll never judge you for it.  i think tattoos are awesome.

but this woman is mentally ill.  you meet someone and then get a huge tattoo of their name all the way across your face that same day?  if it was like a little tattoo above her eyebrow or something, then fine.  but that woman has been disfigured.  if i was a tattoo artist, i would never do something like that to a woman.  she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:46 PM
Love, ain't it unique?  Unique be meaning only lasting a couple weeks.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:58 PM
I don't care to date any woman who would tattoo my name on her face.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:14 PM
trickfist.com
 
2013-02-04 12:24:17 PM
As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.
 
2013-02-04 12:25:27 PM
There really is someone for everyone.
Batshiat crazy.. meet batshiat crazy.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:30 PM
No matter how much in love you think you are, getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body is
putting an expiration date on the relationship.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:51 PM
JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!
 
2013-02-04 12:27:51 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:28 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


I have a feeling injectable opiates may be involved.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:57 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


Didn't that get debunked and she actually asked for all the tattoos but lied about it to her dad when she sobered up.  I think she tried to sue the guy then confessed to being a moron.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:37 PM

Brick-House: JRTFA -- Holy crap, this is the same guy who tatted the stars on the idiot above!

IMHO, this guy show be in jail for this kind of BS!


It's his fetish.
They consented.
 
2013-02-04 12:30:12 PM

farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.


This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.
 
2013-02-04 12:32:17 PM
The whole 'nodding off while your face got tattoed with stars' thing was debunked immediately after it happened.
 
2013-02-04 12:33:39 PM

master_dman: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

Her story ended up being a lie.
She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.  She told that story to her father when he freaked out on her.
She really did sue the tattoo guy, but it was thrown out of court.  I don't have any citations, but I'm guessing a simple google search will find it/them.


Yeah, when the Mail had a follow-up article:

"But a week later she confessed to a Dutch TV station that she had been awake throughout and had indeed asked for the full 56 marks.

She said she lied because she was afraid of how her father would react."
 
2013-02-04 12:33:50 PM

chubby muppet: Yikes.  She was cute too.
/ I'll take regrettable decisions for $800, Alex.


Exactly that. Way to ruin a perfectly good face. :(
 
2013-02-04 12:34:00 PM
shiatty face tattoo thread?
 
2013-02-04 12:34:02 PM
Controversial Rouslan Toumaniantz became notorious when he inscribed a galaxy of stars over the face of Kimberley Vlaeminck, then just 18, when she nodded off in his studio in Coutrai, Belgium.

Except she admitted that she never fell asleep; she asked for all those stars and didn't want to get in trouble with her parents afterwards.  I'm bored with this story already.
 
2013-02-04 12:34:59 PM

8 inches: Was the "Tattooist" named Peter North?


Dropped by for this sort of reference, leaving content.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:03 PM
I can now totally understand while cultists want to summon Cthulhu and wipe out the human race.

//off my lawn!
 
2013-02-04 12:35:19 PM
I approve. I like the idea of being able to see bat shiat crazy from a mile away.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:35 PM

enderthexenocide: she belongs in an institution and he belongs in jail.


That's harsh.

/he should be in the institution alongside her
 
2013-02-04 12:35:50 PM

Farce-Side: shiatty face tattoo thread?


www.deseretnews.com

img171.imageshack.us

/You're welcome.
 
2013-02-04 12:36:48 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Thought this was a fitting one for Fark.  Florida, FTW?
 
2013-02-04 12:37:15 PM
Now shes gonna start complaining that it is difficult to find gainful employment
 
2013-02-04 12:37:51 PM
Good thing his name isn't MAN CHOWDER
 
2013-02-04 12:39:12 PM

master_dman: She requested each and every one of those stars and didn't fall asleep.


Yup.  Getting a tattoo can range from a mildly uncomfortable to outright painful experience depending on what part of the body is worked on.  I would imagine that the cheek falls into the latter category.  Unless she consumed some sort of drug that knocked her out or is one of those people with no sensitivity to feeling, there is no way she could have fallen asleep.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:13 PM
The tattoo artist also appears to be a vampire judging from this photo

www.tagmag.be
 
2013-02-04 12:39:49 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face


Looks like they both have poor impulse control.


They should listen to reason.

Grapple: Wow... just .. wow...


Nope.  I see no modified wooden toilet paper holder.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:55 PM

moviemarketing: I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


I'm going with deranged.
 
2013-02-04 12:41:17 PM
I would have put something across her face other than ink. Tragic. She looked like a cute girl before the ink. + extra points for russian.
 
2013-02-04 12:41:24 PM
i.ytimg.com

R for regrettable.
 
2013-02-04 12:43:17 PM
And I thought Mike Tyson was crazy.
 
2013-02-04 12:43:20 PM
When are people going to learn tattoos are ugly, yes even yours.
 
2013-02-04 12:44:45 PM

moviemarketing: farkerofDOOM: As someone who does have tattoos, I don't understand how the girl with the stars not know he tattooed more than three?  The discomfort from tattooing (especially on a sensitive area like the face) would wake a slumbering bear.

This guy is damn good at talking the ladies into putting ugly shiat on their faces. I think the girl with the stars simply changed her mind when she realized she looked like a dumbass.  I'm guessing the new girl is either severely vision impaired or autistic.


an autistic could not handle to even be touched. I'd say this lady has severe impulse control issues. maybe. good that she's forever identified herself as a loon.to warn people to stay away .
 
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