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(WTSP)   "If red roses, chocolates, a sharp suit and a Valentine-themed pocket square don't make a woman feel safe, a sheriff's badge should seal the deal"   (wtsp.com) divider line 32
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2013-02-04 12:00:32 PM
Red Roses: nice enough
Sharp Suit: never a mistake
Valentine-themed pocket square: A little weird but whatever
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Badge: Role-Play is a very important part of many people's bedroom experience. I shouldn't knock it.

/TFA is far less exciting than the headline made it seem.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:19 PM
Mississippi, where the only things to do are eating, drinking and farking.  And drinking is illegal in half the state.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:07 PM
Wow, all I get the guys in my office is boxes of those candy hearts with the silly sayings on them.  Bet they feel cheated now.

How can I get away with this without creating a major uproar?  I'm the only female in the office.

And it is SO great!  No b*tch drama, ever.
 
2013-02-04 12:31:01 PM
Now he will be forever known as "Tyrone Lewis....The LOVE Sheriff"

Andy Taylor, eat your heart out
 
2013-02-04 12:31:49 PM
This guy is a douchebag of the highest order. He should be repeatedly kicked in the crotch, before being ass-raped by a clown, then set on fire. What a completely inexcusable waste of taxpayer funds.

In the past, Lewis has used campaign finance funds to pay for the billboards, but he now pays for them out of his own pocket

Oh.
 
2013-02-04 12:32:08 PM
Elected official uses tax payer money to increase name recognition
 
2013-02-04 12:34:29 PM
I originally read that as "a sheep suit." Maybe if you're in Scotland...
 
2013-02-04 12:39:28 PM
Paying for the ad out of his pocket makes this a non-story.
Let's move on.
 
2013-02-04 01:01:37 PM
Don't be giving us that cheap Russell Stover crap.
 
2013-02-04 01:03:28 PM
Pocket square?
 
2013-02-04 01:51:21 PM

Cheron: Elected official uses tax payer money to increase name recognition


Sin_City_Superhero: This guy is a douchebag of the highest order. He should be repeatedly kicked in the crotch, before being ass-raped by a clown, then set on fire. What a completely inexcusable waste of taxpayer funds.

In the past, Lewis has used campaign finance funds to pay for the billboards, but he now pays for them out of his own pocket

Oh.

 
2013-02-04 01:54:54 PM
Gotta sleep with him ma'am. It's the Law of the West.

/rip TeX Avery
 
2013-02-04 02:18:39 PM
Taxpayer money well spent.

Because the one to three grand for a billboard couldn't possibly have been spent on other, more worthwhile expenses like training, prisoner food, bullets and/or fuel for the constantly-idling Caprices endemic to all law enforcement.
 
2013-02-04 02:37:18 PM
Funny, the SmartFilter at work has blocked the image. Reason given: provocative attire. What is the sheriff wearing? Assless chaps and a gag ball?
 
2013-02-04 03:19:53 PM

airsupport: Taxpayer money well spent.

Because the one to three grand for a billboard couldn't possibly have been spent on other, more worthwhile expenses like training, prisoner food, bullets and/or fuel for the constantly-idling Caprices endemic to all law enforcement.


I'm pretty sure TFA says he spends out of his own pocket.
 
2013-02-04 03:20:46 PM

itskk: Funny, the SmartFilter at work has blocked the image. Reason given: provocative attire. What is the sheriff wearing? Assless chaps and a gag ball?


All chaps are assless. If they werent theyd just be pants.
 
2013-02-04 03:25:02 PM
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NOBODY HURTS MY PENGUINS EXCEPT FOR ME! And maybe Polar Bears. Because that's how nature is, Gunter.
 
2013-02-04 03:26:14 PM
Wow. Wrong thread.
 
2013-02-04 03:30:11 PM
Am I the only one that noticed the Mugshot Round Up?

First, do the just arrest women and second, what the fark happened to #17?????????????

www.wtsp.com
 
2013-02-04 03:51:24 PM

BronyMedic: airsupport: Taxpayer money well spent.

Because the one to three grand for a billboard couldn't possibly have been spent on other, more worthwhile expenses like training, prisoner food, bullets and/or fuel for the constantly-idling Caprices endemic to all law enforcement.

I'm pretty sure TFA says he spends out of his own pocket.


If he, as a public servant, has that much cash to blow on a frivolous and ultimately pointless gesture, he is grossly overpaid.
 
2013-02-04 03:59:23 PM
 
2013-02-04 04:05:21 PM
He pays for it out of his own pocket, and has done it for other holidays. And it's apparently just the one billboard in an out of the way area. It's odd, but oh well.

And drinking ain't illegal in half the State. It's just illegal to buy or sell. There's no problem with posession or consumption. (Sections of the MSCODE to the contrary, those deal with regulations on manufacture and sale, which doesn't stop butthurt drinkers and overenthusiastic cops from reaching the wrong conclusion).

/Mississippian
//attorney
///well, at least he's not some enormous bellied white good ol' boy. :)
 
2013-02-04 04:08:32 PM
Question: What becomes easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.
 
2013-02-04 04:14:40 PM

martid4: Question: What becomes easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.


Oh, I'm sorry; "nerds/geeks" is the incorrect answer?
/I suppose "farker" doesn't count either, huh?
 
2013-02-04 08:44:01 PM

airsupport: BronyMedic: airsupport: Taxpayer money well spent.

Because the one to three grand for a billboard couldn't possibly have been spent on other, more worthwhile expenses like training, prisoner food, bullets and/or fuel for the constantly-idling Caprices endemic to all law enforcement.

I'm pretty sure TFA says he spends out of his own pocket.

If he, as a public servant, has that much cash to blow on a frivolous and ultimately pointless gesture, he is grossly overpaid.


You made an idiot assumption and got called out on it.  Despite other people being corrected for the same assumption.  Don't double down on your stupidity, just walk away.

Idiot.

/BTW Articles says that others were paid for out of his campaign funds
 
2013-02-04 11:36:37 PM
Am I the only woman who hates valentines day?  I think it is stupid, always have. Do something special for each other as often as possible. Do not wait fall for the Feb 14 requirement of buying overpriced roses (hate roses), candy, cards that cost too much, and going out to eat only to wait 3 hours for a table. My man knows he can have steak and a bj, all he has to do is ask, any day of the year.

My boyfriend proposed to me on January 31st. After I said yes and recovered from the shock, he asked me what I wanted for valentines day. I told him nothing. He just put a ring on my finger. I need nothing else.
 
2013-02-05 04:37:19 PM

ReluctantPaladin: You made an idiot assumption and got called out on it. Despite other people being corrected for the same assumption. Don't double down on your stupidity, just walk away.

Idiot.

/BTW Articles says that others were paid for out of his campaign funds


So in your opinion, there was NO better way for those funds to be spent other than a billboard, and a hokey one at that?

And why all the hostility?  Damn, dude, you need a hug!

Stupid asshole.
 
2013-02-05 07:20:34 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: Am I the only woman who hates valentines day?  I think it is stupid, always have. Do something special for each other as often as possible. Do not wait fall for the Feb 14 requirement of buying overpriced roses (hate roses), candy, cards that cost too much, and going out to eat only to wait 3 hours for a table. My man knows he can have steak and a bj, all he has to do is ask, any day of the year.

My boyfriend proposed to me on January 31st. After I said yes and recovered from the shock, he asked me what I wanted for valentines day. I told him nothing. He just put a ring on my finger. I need nothing else.


Should have told him, "no hymen, no diamond."
 
2013-02-05 07:41:36 PM

martid4: Shakespeare's Sister: Am I the only woman who hates valentines day?  I think it is stupid, always have. Do something special for each other as often as possible. Do not wait fall for the Feb 14 requirement of buying overpriced roses (hate roses), candy, cards that cost too much, and going out to eat only to wait 3 hours for a table. My man knows he can have steak and a bj, all he has to do is ask, any day of the year.

My boyfriend proposed to me on January 31st. After I said yes and recovered from the shock, he asked me what I wanted for valentines day. I told him nothing. He just put a ring on my finger. I need nothing else.

Should have told him, "no hymen, no diamond."


Why?
 
2013-02-05 07:48:33 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: martid4: Shakespeare's Sister: Am I the only woman who hates valentines day?  I think it is stupid, always have. Do something special for each other as often as possible. Do not wait fall for the Feb 14 requirement of buying overpriced roses (hate roses), candy, cards that cost too much, and going out to eat only to wait 3 hours for a table. My man knows he can have steak and a bj, all he has to do is ask, any day of the year.

My boyfriend proposed to me on January 31st. After I said yes and recovered from the shock, he asked me what I wanted for valentines day. I told him nothing. He just put a ring on my finger. I need nothing else.

Should have told him, "no hymen, no diamond."

Why?


Well, I'm sure a lot of women have a hymen but it's been driven so far back they can use it as a tail light.
 
2013-02-05 08:03:52 PM

martid4: Shakespeare's Sister: martid4: Shakespeare's Sister: Am I the only woman who hates valentines day?  I think it is stupid, always have. Do something special for each other as often as possible. Do not wait fall for the Feb 14 requirement of buying overpriced roses (hate roses), candy, cards that cost too much, and going out to eat only to wait 3 hours for a table. My man knows he can have steak and a bj, all he has to do is ask, any day of the year.

My boyfriend proposed to me on January 31st. After I said yes and recovered from the shock, he asked me what I wanted for valentines day. I told him nothing. He just put a ring on my finger. I need nothing else.

Should have told him, "no hymen, no diamond."

Why?

Well, I'm sure a lot of women have a hymen but it's been driven so far back they can use it as a tail light.


I am sure that is the case as well. Since I am getting out of a 11 year marriage--to a man with whom I was with for 15 years--I do not think he had much to worry about. I also have two kids. . .though, that does not mean that part of the hymen isn't there.
He made the decision to propose and with what. I told him, if he proposed, I wanted a plain gold band. That was all. I did not need anything else. He shows up with a diamond in a beautiful sterling silver setting.
I am a lucky woman.
 
2013-02-05 08:09:01 PM
Aww, I'm really happy for you!   I was happily married for 11 years, but the marriage lasted 21 years.
 
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