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(Den of Geek (US))   The 13 worst lines in movies, ever   (denofgeek.us) divider line 26
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2013-02-04 10:36:40 AM  
5 votes:
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
2013-02-04 11:54:18 AM  
3 votes:

zedster: Nothing from Passenger 57?


I'm thinking of some Seagal lines as well.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!".
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM  
3 votes:
This criminal must be found. Otherwise, these acts will continue! -Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Woman vs. the Aztec Ape, 1962

It has destroyed my garden. I'll never forgive that monster! -Godzilla vs. King Ghidora, 1991

You're only young once. And this could be that once! -Motorcycle Gang, 1957

The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead. -The Razor's Edge, 1946

When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about slime people. -The Slime People, 1962
2013-02-04 11:46:48 AM  
3 votes:
I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.


minoridiot: I expected more Die Hard.


What bad lines were in Die Hard? I suppose it was annoying that every cop besides McClane and Al were morons but I can't think of any specific bad dialog.

And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.
2013-02-04 11:35:12 AM  
3 votes:
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
2013-02-04 12:50:30 PM  
2 votes:
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"He's got space dementia."
2013-02-04 11:45:20 AM  
2 votes:
A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.
2013-02-04 02:37:56 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Cat Poop: This line actually made me shiver with embarrassment for the actor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QcFc_GwR2o


He signed on to a Pauly Shore movie. He doesn't deserve your pity. He knew exactly what he was doing.
2013-02-04 01:43:53 PM  
1 votes:
1. Rosebud
2. Use the force, Luke
3. Say hello to my little friend
4. And don't call me Shirley
5. You had me at 'hello'
6. You're going to need a bigger boat
7. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
8. If God would have wanted you over that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass over it, isn't that right private Pyle?
9. Flash, I love you, but we only have 13 hours to save the earth
10. Biatch better have my money
11. Go check it out (Nicholson in "The Shining")
12. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
13. You fargin iceholes
2013-02-04 01:29:49 PM  
1 votes:
Dirty Dancing (1986) "I carried a watermelon."

I don't think it should count if the character recognizes is was a stupid thing to say.
2013-02-04 01:12:25 PM  
1 votes:
"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.
2013-02-04 01:09:16 PM  
1 votes:
Worst line ever:
Obi-Wan Kenobi:  And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

Stormtroopers couldn't hit shiat!!!!!
2013-02-04 12:51:20 PM  
1 votes:
there were some pretty bad lines of dialogue in the Expendables 2. I watched the first one and enjoyed it as mindless entertainment, but the second one had so many cringe worthy moments of dialogue it even made the action sequences terrible.

"By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife" -Expendables 2
2013-02-04 12:48:01 PM  
1 votes:
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"I am an F-B-I agent!"
2013-02-04 12:35:56 PM  
1 votes:
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
2013-02-04 12:29:13 PM  
1 votes:
"Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."
2013-02-04 12:21:42 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-04 12:15:48 PM  
1 votes:
Clearly, MST3K caliber movies have to be set aside for this list, otherwise there is no comparison. But still, I nominate:

"Welcome to Alaska!" - Stealth (2005)

and

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year" - The World is Not Enough (1999)

for consideration.
2013-02-04 12:11:29 PM  
1 votes:
Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.
2013-02-04 12:09:53 PM  
1 votes:
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create"

...shudders
2013-02-04 12:07:58 PM  
1 votes:
Titanic (1997): I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. *lets go*
2013-02-04 11:56:24 AM  
1 votes:
X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Unph. Don't know how I managed to forget that one.
2013-02-04 11:50:44 AM  
1 votes:
Nothing from Passenger 57?
2013-02-04 11:31:55 AM  
1 votes:
I expected more Die Hard.
2013-02-04 11:30:11 AM  
1 votes:
For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"
2013-02-04 11:25:12 AM  
1 votes:
If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.
 
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