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2013-02-04 10:36:40 AM
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
 
2013-02-04 10:40:13 AM
She's All That (1999) "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

I've never seen that movie, but that's actually kind of funny.

I'd have to nominate one from The Last Airbender (nearly unwatchable even with Rifftrax);

"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."

/and of course every line from Batman & Robin
 
2013-02-04 11:25:12 AM
If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.
 
2013-02-04 11:27:34 AM
"I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.
 
2013-02-04 11:30:11 AM
For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"
 
2013-02-04 11:31:55 AM
I expected more Die Hard.
 
2013-02-04 11:35:12 AM
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
 
2013-02-04 11:39:19 AM

Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.


Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.
 
2013-02-04 11:44:49 AM

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.


I figured he was making a pass at Swayze.   Even the villain watched him do shirtless Tai Chi.
 
2013-02-04 11:45:20 AM
A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.
 
2013-02-04 11:46:48 AM
I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.


minoridiot: I expected more Die Hard.


What bad lines were in Die Hard? I suppose it was annoying that every cop besides McClane and Al were morons but I can't think of any specific bad dialog.

And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.
 
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM
This criminal must be found. Otherwise, these acts will continue! -Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Woman vs. the Aztec Ape, 1962

It has destroyed my garden. I'll never forgive that monster! -Godzilla vs. King Ghidora, 1991

You're only young once. And this could be that once! -Motorcycle Gang, 1957

The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead. -The Razor's Edge, 1946

When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about slime people. -The Slime People, 1962
 
2013-02-04 11:49:25 AM

Mugato: I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.


"No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

(gag)
 
2013-02-04 11:50:44 AM
Nothing from Passenger 57?
 
2013-02-04 11:53:24 AM
Wing Commander: It's not faith! It's genetics!
 
2013-02-04 11:54:18 AM

zedster: Nothing from Passenger 57?


I'm thinking of some Seagal lines as well.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!".
 
2013-02-04 11:54:30 AM

Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.


Iron Man 2
 
2013-02-04 11:54:38 AM
Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.
 
2013-02-04 11:55:49 AM

unlikely: Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.

Iron Man 2


Was the line in that too? Because it was definitely in TDK.
 
2013-02-04 11:56:24 AM
X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Unph. Don't know how I managed to forget that one.
 
2013-02-04 11:56:46 AM
Emma, Victoria, Melanie C., Melanie B., Geri. You've been charged with releasing a single that was no more kicking than your previous ones. Nor does it have such a phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at 171 and having it fall out completely the following week. -Spice World, 1997

Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em? I did great without 'em! -Valley of the Dolls, 1967

You mean I'm gonna get paid to play baseball? Boy, a hundred dollars! There's not that much money in the whole world! -The Babe Ruth Story, 1948

I'm not here for your cold roast chicken, I'm here for your love. -Goddess of Love, 1988 (line spoken by Vanna White)

Your incompetence sticks needles into the flesh of my honor. -Double Dragon, 1993
 
2013-02-04 12:03:19 PM

Shostie: If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.


Seriously, that list sucked.

The EW list tacked on the end was pretty good, though.
 
2013-02-04 12:05:06 PM

Mugato: unlikely: Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.

Iron Man 2

Was the line in that too? Because it was definitely in TDK.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1GToZUWd4
~10 sec mark
 
2013-02-04 12:05:49 PM

Cythraul: Mugato: I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.

"No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

(gag)


Wasn't there a farker who had "Hold me like you did at the lake by Naboo" as his answering machine message?
 
2013-02-04 12:07:58 PM
Titanic (1997): I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. *lets go*
 
2013-02-04 12:08:00 PM

unlikely: ~10 sec mark


...according to the comments it was in the trailer but not the final cut. My bad.
 
2013-02-04 12:09:53 PM
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create"

...shudders
 
2013-02-04 12:10:14 PM

SnarfVader: Titanic (1997): I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. *lets go*


...or every line in that film.

/no, I don't have any Academy Awards to my name
 
2013-02-04 12:11:29 PM
Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.
 
2013-02-04 12:12:27 PM
i don't want to be killed! I just want to teach English. -Echoes in the Darkness, 1987

We can't let them out into the city. All they would have to do is eat a couple of small children and we would have the most appalling publicity. -Gremlins 2: The New Batch, 1990

Chrisy, what is this jazz you puttin' down about our planet being round? Everybody's hip that it's square! -High School Confidential, 1958

Mr. Pleyel's been murdered! Get a doctor! Quickly! -Phantom of the Opera, 1943

I wanna be a lady. Will ya learn me? -Duel in the Sun, 1946 (line spoken by half-breed Indian character)

/haven't even brought up Ed Wood yet
 
2013-02-04 12:13:01 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.


Does that really count?  WAsn't that a 'B' film?
 
2013-02-04 12:13:01 PM
"You eat bantha poodoo, Dooku."
 
2013-02-04 12:13:02 PM
If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."
 
2013-02-04 12:14:16 PM
"I don't wanna play that club again, what with Jeff hanging out there all night, with his damn gang, selling their stupid cocaine."

Miami Connection
 
2013-02-04 12:14:28 PM
What about the classic line from megalodon?

Or troll 2?
 
2013-02-04 12:15:48 PM
Clearly, MST3K caliber movies have to be set aside for this list, otherwise there is no comparison. But still, I nominate:

"Welcome to Alaska!" - Stealth (2005)

and

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year" - The World is Not Enough (1999)

for consideration.
 
2013-02-04 12:16:45 PM
None of those were right.
You can't include things from movies that sucked all the way through, which 90% of those did.

You can't have a worst line list without the big * on it.
* Everything ever said by Sam Jackson.  Even off screen.
 
2013-02-04 12:17:44 PM
I've got the dumbest line in a comic book ever:

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2013-02-04 12:18:05 PM

rocinante721: "Around the survivors, a perimeter create"

...shudders


Yoda ain't no wartime consiglieri
 
2013-02-04 12:18:15 PM
"The Time has come to become what we are capable of becomming!"

This little gem from a horrible, horrible indie vampire movie called The Loved Ones. A painter vampire yells this out to his vampire buddies near the end to rally them up. It was soooo bad we had to rewind and re-listen.
 
2013-02-04 12:18:21 PM
They should have limited that list to movies that people actually saw.  There are thousands of B movies that are absolute shiat.  They shouldn't count.  Only the well known, popular or money making movies should be on there.

And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.
 
2013-02-04 12:20:30 PM
Fail:  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) "I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!"

She was looking hot when she said that and it made me want some turkey.

They just don't understand the code....

www.bloodycuts.co.uk
 
2013-02-04 12:20:43 PM
 
2013-02-04 12:21:34 PM
Most of Titanic
 
2013-02-04 12:21:42 PM
 
2013-02-04 12:21:57 PM
Every line Halle Berry delivered in every X-Men movie was terrible. She was a terrible choice for that character. The toad line would have worked if it were delivered like the off-hand quip that it is rather than ominously decreed like it was the wisdom of god.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:01 PM
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious
 
2013-02-04 12:22:42 PM

Cythraul: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."


I was going to say this one, It still makes me laugh. Rifftrax even had a bit on it

http://youtu.be/OkgYnNc-Fp8
 
2013-02-04 12:23:48 PM
Not to spoil the film, but the last line(s) from Seeking a Friend for the End of the World was bad enough to make me hate the film.
 
2013-02-04 12:23:55 PM
I think the standard for "worse lines" needs to be that the line was said in a major motion picture and that the character was totally earnest in saying it.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:05 PM
Yeah, "League" was abysmal.  What an abortion of cinematic tripe.
 
2013-02-04 12:25:22 PM

jimpoz: If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."


While this is valid point in most circumstances, when you are talking about bad qualities the movies of the last ten years are bound to be well represented.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:33 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:37 PM
3. The Wicker Man (2006) "No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!"

Ha! Gotta remember that for future "Bee" threads.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:27 PM
"GIMME THE GUN!"
"Okay, I'm gonna toss it right at your feet....right next to the MINE!"

- Bad Boys 2
 
2013-02-04 12:28:50 PM
Thor:  "Oh..... My........ God........"

I may be the one of the only people that enjoyed this movie, but that line killed it for me.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:13 PM
"Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."
 
2013-02-04 12:29:58 PM
I really like "I aim to misbehave."
 
2013-02-04 12:30:01 PM
Pain don't hurt. - Road House

Oh wait, that one's sctually awesome.
 
2013-02-04 12:30:28 PM
Most inappropriate laugh I had in a theatre was during Matrix: Revelations.  When Neo and Trinity outrun the bombs on surface and crash, then Neo asks Trinity how she is doing or something and the camera zooms out to show rebar sticking out of her body.  The scene was so damn cheesy and predictable and I didn't mean to laugh that loudly, but it happened.

It might not count as a line, but I think it does.
 
2013-02-04 12:31:03 PM
I'm sorry, but you're going to tell me that the following gems aren't infinitely worse than that list:

Gone in 60 Seconds:
"I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"
"Oh, The Cincinatti Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I meant?"
"One Raines is as good as another: It never rains but it pours."


Batman & Robin:
(literally every line delivered by Arnold Scwarzenegger)
 
2013-02-04 12:31:03 PM

Mugato: Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.


I guess it could have been written differently, but to me it kind of fit with the situation.  Like his mind was racing at what he saw.

"This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus - possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters."
 
2013-02-04 12:31:22 PM
"I did not hit her.  I did not.  Oh hai Mark!"

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."
 
2013-02-04 12:35:56 PM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
 
2013-02-04 12:36:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: "Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."


Would you like to know more?
 
2013-02-04 12:37:44 PM

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.


...right before he gets his throat ripped out by a bare-chested Swayze.  So anti-badass.

Worst line is from the 'Gone With The Wind' of bad movies - Showgirls.

'Must be weird not having guys c*m on you."

Just let the horridness of that line was over you....
 
2013-02-04 12:38:13 PM
House of the Dead gave us this beautiful exchange too...

Rudy:           "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo:       "To live forever!"

Uwe Boll, you beautiful genius.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:18 PM
It's my duty to please that booty.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:39 PM

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Came for this.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:51 PM

Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."


This. Fark you, Den of Geek.
 
2013-02-04 12:42:42 PM
 
2013-02-04 12:43:03 PM

Mugato: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious


"Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation!"

-Vin Diesel, xXx

Actually that whole movie was just one bad line after another, which the exception of "biatches, come!"
 
2013-02-04 12:43:03 PM
the Boobies is what I was thinking would be number one on the list.

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-02-04 12:43:53 PM

Cythraul: JohnnyRebel88: Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.

Does that really count?  WAsn't that a 'B' film?


Half the movies on that list were 'B' films.  And some 'C' films thrown in for good measure.
 
2013-02-04 12:44:17 PM

Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."


That line wasn't any worse than any other multiple attempts to create some goofy "Firefly-speak".
 
2013-02-04 12:44:54 PM

dragonchild: "I did not hit her.  I did not.  Oh hai Mark!"

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."


Don't worry about it.
 
2013-02-04 12:46:32 PM
Blade: "Some motherfarkers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."
 
2013-02-04 12:46:35 PM
"Semper fi, motherfarker" doesn't seem so bad relative to the other war-crimes that haven uttered on the screen.

Bad Lines: Anything that driveled out of Anakins mouth in the first Episode 2/3 of Star Wars. Did someone already do the "Sand is coarse.." bit. shiat, that was bad.

"My name is Rico and I say kill 'em all!" --- farking... fark!
 
2013-02-04 12:46:56 PM
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Hey Doc... Nice Rack..
 
2013-02-04 12:47:10 PM

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Considering the shower scene immediately following, it appeared to be an effective line,  I'd have to say 'best'.
 
2013-02-04 12:48:01 PM
www.top10films.co.uk
"I am an F-B-I agent!"
 
2013-02-04 12:50:30 PM
application.denofgeek.com
"He's got space dementia."
 
2013-02-04 12:51:20 PM
there were some pretty bad lines of dialogue in the Expendables 2. I watched the first one and enjoyed it as mindless entertainment, but the second one had so many cringe worthy moments of dialogue it even made the action sequences terrible.

"By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife" -Expendables 2
 
2013-02-04 12:51:32 PM
"Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.

Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.
 
2013-02-04 12:51:44 PM
"Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?
 
2013-02-04 12:52:46 PM
"I'm a geologist I like rocks." -Prometheus
 
2013-02-04 12:53:55 PM
Iced that one, to cone a phrase.
 
2013-02-04 12:54:22 PM

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Always (well for the better part of a decade) thought that was the worst line ever until I met a woman who'd watched Megalodon as well and just saying/texting "But you know I'm really wired..." always had great results.

/csb
 
2013-02-04 12:55:31 PM
Oh my god! They're eating him, and they're gonna eat meeee argh

It's Garbage Day
 
2013-02-04 12:57:16 PM

Pep Streebeck: "Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.

Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.


Like he was the greatest actor to have line problems...

That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say "in July" and I'll... go down on you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me by saying so.

cdn.static.ovimg.com

/Like this version better
 
2013-02-04 12:58:33 PM
"Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal."

img338.imageshack.us
Agrees.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:35 PM
In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:43 PM
What?! No "I wish I could quit you" from Brokeback Mountain??


/ Fail
 
2013-02-04 01:04:47 PM
Serenity sucked?

Also, the worst line ever is in The Matrix:

"The image translators work for the construct program"

Joey Pants had absolutely no idea what that line meant, and you can tell by what words he emphasized. I actually didn't understand what the line meant until like the third time I watched it and realized he was farking the line up.

WTF Wachowskis? You wrote the movie too, you understood the line. That was the best take you got?
 
2013-02-04 01:05:02 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."

This. Fark you, Den of Geek.


Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
 
2013-02-04 01:06:01 PM
media.comicvine.com

Come on, this is an obvious Top 10 Worst Ever. You know the one.
 
2013-02-04 01:06:28 PM
Every villain's one-liner from every Brosnan Bond film ever.

"Welcome...to my nuclear family."

gag
 
2013-02-04 01:09:16 PM
Worst line ever:
Obi-Wan Kenobi:  And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

Stormtroopers couldn't hit shiat!!!!!
 
2013-02-04 01:10:33 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"


I gave that show a chance, mainly because of the things I'd like to do to Kat Dennings. But like Charmed, it's best left on mute.
 
2013-02-04 01:12:19 PM
"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

-- Showgirls
 
2013-02-04 01:12:25 PM
"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.
 
2013-02-04 01:13:47 PM
"You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?"
 
2013-02-04 01:14:05 PM
My humble suggestions:

Hit Girl: Mhmm... but getting shot, Daddy... it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
Big Daddy: That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... he... he...
 
2013-02-04 01:14:58 PM

CPennypacker: WTF Wachowskis? You wrote the movie too, you understood the line. That was the best take you got?


"Part time."
 
2013-02-04 01:16:05 PM

Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.


Like a spoiled, whiny little biatch.
 
2013-02-04 01:19:11 PM

Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.


Nah, he said it like any petulant teenager, and that's fine.  The problem was that the delivery hit so close to home that it emphasized how strained the concept of sci-fi pop culture is.  Teenagers do not give a shiat about power converters.  It would take something very embarrassing, like a power outage during the Super Bowl, to get them to realize they even exist.

I've never seen any invented pop culture work well.  Just write it straight.  If the dialogue doesn't age well, so be it.  If you try to make shiat up there'll be nothing to age.
 
2013-02-04 01:21:00 PM
"YIPPEEEEEEEE!" - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars: The Phantom Menance
 
2013-02-04 01:21:39 PM
"Lock on, Tsiolkovsky"

I don't think it was an imperative to be spoken to the ship. It was a drunken utterance of the task he was to complete.

(must) lock ... on (to) ... Tsiolkovsky
 
2013-02-04 01:23:38 PM

Sybarite: She's All That (1999) "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

I've never seen that movie, but that's actually kind of funny.


Agreed, also though the movie was bad I thought  "I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally."  was pretty funny.

but "Noooooooo" and  "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."  were the 2 lines I thought of when I read the headline. Bad in every way.
 
2013-02-04 01:27:54 PM
Every line spoken by Jar Jar.

Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.
 
2013-02-04 01:29:49 PM
Dirty Dancing (1986) "I carried a watermelon."

I don't think it should count if the character recognizes is was a stupid thing to say.
 
2013-02-04 01:30:54 PM

barefoot in the head: "Lock on, Tsiolkovsky"


not a movie ...
 
2013-02-04 01:31:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: They should have limited that list to movies that people actually saw.  There are thousands of B movies that are absolute shiat.  They shouldn't count.  Only the well known, popular or money making movies should be on there.

And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.


It kinda did, it lacked the spirit that made Firefly so awesome. It was too dark and depressing. and killing Wash and Book sucked. I know making a film from a TV show kinda requires something big and dramatic but the show might could've been revived if they hadn't done something so final.

I wouldn't have said it sucked but it was not a good ending for the series, especially since it didn't fully answer some of the best questions from the show.
 
2013-02-04 01:32:25 PM

dragonchild: Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.

Nah, he said it like any petulant teenager, and that's fine. The problem was that the delivery hit so close to home that it emphasized how strained the concept of sci-fi pop culture is. Teenagers do not give a shiat about power converters.


I don't know.  Maybe those particular power converters would make his T-16 go "Wooo Wooo" when he flew through Begger's Canyon.  A space-teenager might give a shiat about that.
 
2013-02-04 01:34:36 PM
Nothing wrong with "I aim to misbehave", but since the author of TFA loves Firefly but thinks Serenity sucked, we already know they have some brain damage.

My contribution to the list of terrible movie lines:

"I had orgasms, he had wargasms." ~ Savages.

"You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That's your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear. " ~ Backdraft
 
2013-02-04 01:34:46 PM

Shostie: If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.


To be fair, it IS a Den of Geek article, so expectations should be lowered accordingly.
 
2013-02-04 01:36:03 PM
"You better stop that kind of dreaming."

Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
 
2013-02-04 01:36:24 PM
I also remember this gem from Batman Returns:

Catwoman: Somebody say fish? I haven't been fed all day!
Batman: Eat floor!
*Batman throws Catwoman down.*
Batman: High fiber.
 
2013-02-04 01:37:28 PM
i105.photobucket.com
"I have taken you for wife, Bortai"

(And every other line in the entire movie.  Damn that was painful to watch.)
 
2013-02-04 01:38:46 PM
Gigli :

JLo wanted Ben Affleck to go down on her

JLo - It's Turkey Time
Ben - Huh?
JLo - Gobble Gobble!

/Glad to see the Naboo line make it on the list.
 
2013-02-04 01:43:53 PM
1. Rosebud
2. Use the force, Luke
3. Say hello to my little friend
4. And don't call me Shirley
5. You had me at 'hello'
6. You're going to need a bigger boat
7. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
8. If God would have wanted you over that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass over it, isn't that right private Pyle?
9. Flash, I love you, but we only have 13 hours to save the earth
10. Biatch better have my money
11. Go check it out (Nicholson in "The Shining")
12. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
13. You fargin iceholes
 
2013-02-04 01:45:01 PM

Aquapope: dragonchild: Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.

Nah, he said it like any petulant teenager, and that's fine. The problem was that the delivery hit so close to home that it emphasized how strained the concept of sci-fi pop culture is. Teenagers do not give a shiat about power converters.

I don't know.  Maybe those particular power converters would make his T-16 go "Wooo Wooo" when he flew through Begger's Canyon.  A space-teenager might give a shiat about that.


Exactly, I always assumed it would be the modern equivalent of a farmboy who spent his spare time building Japanese tuner cars saying. "But I was going into town to pick up my new carburetor."
 
2013-02-04 01:45:23 PM
Cmd+F is showing no love for "Too bad you will die." Shame.
 
2013-02-04 01:47:03 PM
I'm not sure I agree with the E list including the line from Sin City. It's a bit cheesy, but it's also taken from the graphic novel.
 
2013-02-04 01:47:05 PM
You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down.

It's not so much the line as much as it is the terrible delivery of it.
 
2013-02-04 01:47:29 PM

zarberg: "Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?


Chloe?

/dibs on Amanda Seyfried
 
2013-02-04 01:48:59 PM

dragonchild: Aquapope: "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
Not because of what he said, but because of HOW he said it.

Nah, he said it like any petulant teenager, and that's fine.  The problem was that the delivery hit so close to home that it emphasized how strained the concept of sci-fi pop culture is.  Teenagers do not give a shiat about power converters.  It would take something very embarrassing, like a power outage during the Super Bowl, to get them to realize they even exist.

I've never seen any invented pop culture work well.  Just write it straight.  If the dialogue doesn't age well, so be it.  If you try to make shiat up there'll be nothing to age.


The problem is that they cut the scene with the hottie who was the REAL reason he wanted to go and pick up those power convertors so badly.
 
2013-02-04 01:49:33 PM

SevenizGud: 1. Rosebud
2. Use the force, Luke
3. Say hello to my little friend
4. And don't call me Shirley
5. You had me at 'hello'
6. You're going to need a bigger boat
7. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
8. If God would have wanted you over that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass over it, isn't that right private Pyle?
9. Flash, I love you, but we only have 13 hours to save the earth
10. Biatch better have my money
11. Go check it out (Nicholson in "The Shining")
12. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
13. You fargin iceholes


None of those qualify for being the worst line in their respective movies, much less worst line  ever.
 
2013-02-04 01:49:50 PM
"There's been a murder...and SOMEONE is responsible!"

--Plan 9 from Outer Space
 
2013-02-04 01:50:23 PM
The 13 worst lines in movies, everfrom the last 15 years.
 
2013-02-04 01:50:44 PM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Dirty Dancing (1986) "I carried a watermelon."

I don't think it should count if the character recognizes is was a stupid thing to say.


Plus "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" was way worse.

1. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

That isn't even a real movie, they use movies that don't exist in their list?
 
2013-02-04 01:55:17 PM

The Great EZE: Cmd+F is showing no love for "Too bad you will die." Shame.


That's from Mortal Kombat Annihilation right?

cdn2.listsoplenty.com

/Good call
//God what a terrible movie
 
2013-02-04 01:56:39 PM
Gosling:  /haven't even brought up Ed Wood yet

My favorite:

"Future events such as these will affect you in the future."
 
2013-02-04 01:58:33 PM
Talk to me Goose!
 
2013-02-04 01:58:42 PM

Mugato: Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.


You are correct, sir

http://jawsmovie.com/forums/topic/fin ally-spielberg-on-this-is-what-h a ppens/

(on my phone. Apologies if the formatting gets eaten)
 
2013-02-04 01:58:46 PM

CPennypacker: Also, the worst line ever is in The Matrix:

"The image translators work for the construct program"


I noticed that one too. Morpheus' explanation of "residual self-image" also bothered me:

"It's the mental projection of your digital self."

He got it ass-backwards IMHO. It's the digital projection of his mental self.
 
2013-02-04 02:06:29 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."

This. Fark you, Den of Geek.

 
2013-02-04 02:07:07 PM

Mugato: Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.


Keep an eye on Martin Brody's cigarette. He puts it in his mouth. Hooper saps, "do NOT smoke in here!" then Brody takes the cigarette out. Then the close-up to the severed arm where Hooper says "this is what happens", the cigarette is back in Brody's mouth. Then the cut back to the earlier shot where Brody had the cigarette in hand.

So.....anti-smoking PSA from the cast and crew of Jaws?
 
2013-02-04 02:09:10 PM

dj_spanmaster: B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."

This. Fark you, Den of Geek.


THIS!
 
2013-02-04 02:10:17 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-02-04 02:12:24 PM
"Any crew member who feels they cannot handle the situation can leave the ship, RIGHT NOW!"

Everything about that line from its delivery to its context is horrible.
 
2013-02-04 02:12:43 PM
\

SnarfVader: A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.



Came to say exactly this.
 
2013-02-04 02:16:07 PM

scottydoesntknow: "Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."


Yeah, but that line sets us up for the "Oh, Neil Patrick Harris sent him that information using his awesome honed psychic powers!"
 
2013-02-04 02:18:59 PM
Dr. Whoof:
"Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation!"

-Vin Diesel, xXx

Actually that whole movie was just one bad line after another, which the exception of "biatches, come!"


The only good part of the movie was the opening: Feuer Frei (play it LOUD!)
 
2013-02-04 02:19:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: They should have limited that list to movies that people actually saw.  There are thousands of B movies that are absolute shiat.  They shouldn't count.  Only the well known, popular or money making movies should be on there.

And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.


This x 2

The "I aim to misbehave" is a great line and is quoted by people I know to this day.
 
2013-02-04 02:20:53 PM

Aezetyr: zarberg: "Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?

Chloe?

/dibs on Amanda Seyfried


"Scorned" - a Shannon Tweed classic
 
2013-02-04 02:24:04 PM

Mugato: What bad lines were in Die Hard? I suppose it was annoying that every cop besides McClane and Al were morons but I can't think of any specific bad dialog.


Not a line of dialog, but I always wince when Lt Dwayne Robinson is arguing with John McClane on the radio and he conveniently releases the button allowing himself to be interrupted.
 
2013-02-04 02:25:15 PM
I'd say every line Bane had in TDKR was laughable . . . but I couldn't understand half the stuff he said, and I don't want to waste three hours of my life watching that crapfest again.
 
2013-02-04 02:25:47 PM

zarberg: Aezetyr: zarberg: "Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?

Chloe?

/dibs on Amanda Seyfried

"Scorned" - a Shannon Tweed classic


Oh late night Fridays on CityTV, how I miss you.
 
2013-02-04 02:27:10 PM

CPennypacker: Serenity sucked?

Also, the worst line ever is in The Matrix:

"The image translators work for the construct program"

Joey Pants had absolutely no idea what that line meant, and you can tell by what words he emphasized. I actually didn't understand what the line meant until like the third time I watched it and realized he was farking the line up.

WTF Wachowskis? You wrote the movie too, you understood the line. That was the best take you got?


That scene always bugged the mess out of me. Glad I'm not the only one.

/the taste of chicken part made no sense too
 
2013-02-04 02:27:27 PM

Digitalstrange: it lacked the spirit that made Firefly so awesome. It was too dark and depressing. and killing Wash and Book sucked.


What, you don't like darkTM and grittyTM?  Doesn't it make everything more edgyTM and realisticTM?

Sorry, I shouldn't make this personal, but it's a relief to hear words that aren't batshiat crazy.  It seems all my peers think THE ingredient to making a story better is to take a nice, nihilistic shiat all over everything.  That makes everything all freshTM and originalTM, and by "fresh" and "original" we mean a cliche that dates back to Ancient Greece.

Aquapope: Maybe those particular power converters would make his T-16 go "Wooo Wooo" when he flew through Begger's Canyon. A space-teenager might give a shiat about that.


Except they actually did spend a little time developing his hopes & dreams, which were to go to the academy and become a pilot.  And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated.  He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.
 
2013-02-04 02:30:43 PM
A lot of those lines were taken out of context and thus, sound horrible. Others the writer did not know how awesome they are.

"I aim to misbehave" is an awesome quote.
"Semper Fi Motherfarker!" is another one taken out of context. It was said from a space marine to a demonic space marine. Kinda makes sense in the context of the scene.
 
2013-02-04 02:33:40 PM
"We'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."
"Yeah, SEE ya!"
 
2013-02-04 02:34:16 PM

dragonchild: And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated. He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.


I always thought the landspeeder and the T-16 were two different things.
 
2013-02-04 02:35:11 PM
This line actually made me shiver with embarrassment for the actor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QcFc_GwR2o
 
2013-02-04 02:36:57 PM

beerrun: "We'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."
"Yeah, SEE ya!"


Whoa whoa whoa.  If you're gonna pull that one out go to the source, not the crumby B rip-off.

"You know that's bad for your health."
"What is?"
"Me."
 
2013-02-04 02:37:26 PM

macadamnut: dragonchild: And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated. He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.

I always thought the landspeeder and the T-16 were two different things.


Bull's eye!
 
2013-02-04 02:37:56 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: This line actually made me shiver with embarrassment for the actor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QcFc_GwR2o


He signed on to a Pauly Shore movie. He doesn't deserve your pity. He knew exactly what he was doing.
 
2013-02-04 02:38:39 PM
I reckon you done what you done because you didn't know we was who we was. And if we hadn't been who we was, we'd have still been much obliged for you to have done what you done.
 
2013-02-04 02:39:21 PM
"I felt like destroying something beautiful'"
 
2013-02-04 02:39:25 PM

dragonchild: Digitalstrange: it lacked the spirit that made Firefly so awesome. It was too dark and depressing. and killing Wash and Book sucked.

What, you don't like darkTM and grittyTM?  Doesn't it make everything more edgyTM and realisticTM?

Sorry, I shouldn't make this personal, but it's a relief to hear words that aren't batshiat crazy.  It seems all my peers think THE ingredient to making a story better is to take a nice, nihilistic shiat all over everything.  That makes everything all freshTM and originalTM, and by "fresh" and "original" we mean a cliche that dates back to Ancient Greece.


i think it's unfortunate that some of my favorite characters in firefly were killed off in serenity... but, so what?  it's a movie.  it worked for the movie that those people would die.  the movie had a thematic arc to it, about belief.  it's like children of men, where every single person who tries to help dies.  that's the point of the film, it's about hope, doing good despite not being able to survive for it.  although it appears bleak, it's quite the opposite.  plus, how could they not have killed off book.  you don't torture someone for info just to let them live.

/ either way, i liked the show and the movie.
 
2013-02-04 02:39:50 PM
What, no Rambo III?

Zaysen:  Who do you think this man is? God?
Colonel Trautman: No. God would have mercy. He won't.
 
2013-02-04 02:39:55 PM

Flappyhead: beerrun: "We'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray."
"Yeah, SEE ya!"

Whoa whoa whoa.  If you're gonna pull that one out go to the source, not the crumby B rip-off.

"You know that's bad for your health."
"What is?"
"Me."


I just remember that movie being so unfarkingbelievably horrible that every line in it was bad.
Here's another:

"Paul Taylor, goes by the street-name "Stingray." You know him? "
"No... but I heard of him. He's pretty brutal. That's why they call him "The Stingray"
 
2013-02-04 02:39:56 PM

macadamnut: dragonchild: And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated. He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.

I always thought the landspeeder and the T-16 were two different things.


They are.

T-16

store01.prostores.com

Landspeeder

fp.images.autos.msn.com

I never even gave that any thought but the T-16 must not have been his or he could have sold that too.
 
2013-02-04 02:41:49 PM
"They're preparing to deploy their primary weapon."  -- Robert Loggia's character, General Wargarrbll in Independence Day.  What makes it bad (and funny as hell) is that the general can't even see the alien ships, he's underground in a warroom staring at a radar scope.
 
2013-02-04 02:42:30 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.netA T-16 Skyhopper
cdn.webshopapp.comA landspeeder
 
2013-02-04 02:43:48 PM

BeatrixK: Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.

...right before he gets his throat ripped out by a bare-chested Swayze.  So anti-badass.


Billy Batts says it in Goodfellas. Right before he gets stomped out to a Donovan song. I guess the moral is, if you've had prison sex, don't brag about it or else you're going to die. Soon. Badly.
 
2013-02-04 02:44:31 PM
I remember my best friend and I both cracking up in the movie theater during "Paranormal Activity" when one of the characters is telling her life story and goes, "Our house burned down. So, we moved."
 
2013-02-04 02:47:37 PM
"MultiPass"
 
2013-02-04 02:47:38 PM

Cythraul: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."


Done in one!

Came for that one. Bravo sir.
 
2013-02-04 02:49:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ3b37X8w0o

Nicholas Cage punching the old woman in The Wicker Man. It isn't a line, but it speaks a thousand words of crap.
 
2013-02-04 02:49:32 PM
How about Jaws: The Revenge?


"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder.  I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy."
 
2013-02-04 02:49:54 PM

Prey4reign: "They're preparing to deploy their primary weapon."  -- Robert Loggia's character, General Wargarrbll in Independence Day.  What makes it bad (and funny as hell) is that the general can't even see the alien ships, he's underground in a warroom staring at a radar scope.


ID4 has a wealth of bad lines.

"They're using our own satellites against us."
"You're never going to pilot the space shuttle if you marry a stripper"
"So it's a biological lifeform...."

Not to mention the stretches of suspension of disbelief the film asks of the audience. I'm not talking about disintegrating a 15 mile long spaceship with one nuke or hacking an alien computer system with a Mac Book. I've dated a stripper. They do not collect paychecks and they do not wake up before noon.
 
2013-02-04 02:50:01 PM

ModernPrimitive01: "By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife" -Expendables 2


That line is actually awesome.
 
2013-02-04 02:51:08 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.


Completely why I noticed that this article fell flat.

"Hold me like you did at the lakes of Naboo"  Another gem by Amidala.
(just noticed that made their honorable mentions)
 
2013-02-04 02:51:13 PM
One of my favorite movies Tombstone, but this exchange always seemed forced and out of place

Morgan: Would you look at all those stars? I mean, you look up and you think,'God made all of that? He still remembered to make a little speck like me.' Kinda flattering, really.
Wyatt, do you believe in God? No, come on, really. Do ya?

Wyatt: Yeah. Maybe. Hell, I don't know.

Morgan: Well, what d'you think happens when you die?

Wyatt: Somethin'. Nothin'. Hell, I don't know.

Morgan: Well, I read this book, a book on spiritualism.

Wyatt:Oh, God, here he goes again.

Morgan:Said that a lot of people when they die, they see this light. Like in a tunnel.

Wyatt:Yeah?

Morgan: They say it's the light leadin' you to Heaven.

Wyatt:Really? Well, what about Hell? They got a sign there, or what?

Morgan:Hey, Wyatt, goddammit. I'm serious.


The exchange is sort of unrelated to anything other than Morgan's final words as he's dying about not seeing the light. I guess they wanted the audience to relate to Morgan even though he really don't do much in the movie but die. Either that or they wanted to give Bill more lines.
 
2013-02-04 02:53:34 PM

Mugato: macadamnut: dragonchild: And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated. He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.

I always thought the landspeeder and the T-16 were two different things.

They are.

T-16

[store01.prostores.com image 300x218]

Landspeeder

[fp.images.autos.msn.com image 580x348]

I never even gave that any thought but the T-16 must not have been his or he could have sold that too.


Or it was destroyed by those precision stormtrooper blasts back home.
 
2013-02-04 02:53:53 PM

Prey4reign: "They're preparing to deploy their primary weapon."  -- Robert Loggia's character, General Wargarrbll in Independence Day.  What makes it bad (and funny as hell) is that the general can't even see the alien ships, he's underground in a warroom staring at a radar scope.


Uh, the line before that is:

"IT'S SETTLING DIRECTLY OVER US."  Ship moves, ship stops, ship fires primary weapon, ship starts moving again, ship stops, ship fires primary weapon, etc.....

Even an Earfling could figure that out after a while.
 
2013-02-04 02:54:16 PM
"I'm going show you God does exist."

... and god hates Las Vegas.
 
2013-02-04 02:55:47 PM

Treygreen13: One of my favorite movies Tombstone, but this exchange always seemed forced and out of place

Morgan: Would you look at all those stars? I mean, you look up and you think,'God made all of that? He still remembered to make a little speck like me.' Kinda flattering, really.
Wyatt, do you believe in God? No, come on, really. Do ya?

Wyatt: Yeah. Maybe. Hell, I don't know.

Morgan: Well, what d'you think happens when you die?

Wyatt: Somethin'. Nothin'. Hell, I don't know.

Morgan: Well, I read this book, a book on spiritualism.

Wyatt:Oh, God, here he goes again.

Morgan:Said that a lot of people when they die, they see this light. Like in a tunnel.

Wyatt:Yeah?

Morgan: They say it's the light leadin' you to Heaven.

Wyatt:Really? Well, what about Hell? They got a sign there, or what?

Morgan:Hey, Wyatt, goddammit. I'm serious.

The exchange is sort of unrelated to anything other than Morgan's final words as he's dying about not seeing the light. I guess they wanted the audience to relate to Morgan even though he really don't do much in the movie but die. Either that or they wanted to give Bill more lines.


You could have just quoted every one of Bill Paxton's lines in that movie and it would have made the list. I love that movie, but Paxton makes me cringe. Especially when he spits tobacco out of his mouth right after Kurt Russell. Like he can't think of anything else to do but copy him.

/yes. it hurts.
 
2013-02-04 02:56:06 PM

macadamnut: dragonchild: And he wasn't too choked up to sell the T-16 at Mos Eisley; I totally got the impression it was stock AND outdated. He wasn't a gearhead or tinkerer.

I always thought the landspeeder and the T-16 were two different things.


The T-16 is. Its similar to a barn stormer bi-plane. The Baker's Canyon run in Rogue Squadron (1 or 2 I dont remember) has you fly the T-16s through the canyon in a race.
 
2013-02-04 02:57:30 PM

Mugato: I never even gave that any thought but the T-16 must not have been his or he could have sold that too.


He had wrecked it. It's visible in the garage scene... the "official" story is that he's crashed it while joyriding not that long before the events of Episode IV.
 
2013-02-04 03:02:24 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: "I'm going show you God does exist."

... and god hates Las Vegas.


Chief O'Brien was right, they should have shot down the plane over the desert before it reached Vegas. It didn't kill any innocent people because it's a movie but it reality it would have killed hundreds. That was a bad call Ripley, bad call.

akula: He had wrecked it. It's visible in the garage scene... the "official" story is that he's crashed it while joyriding not that long before the events of Episode IV.


I did not know that. Consider my Star Wars geek card revoked.
 
2013-02-04 03:03:40 PM
Speaking of worst lines ever, my wife had me watch a recent film called "Friends With Kids", primarily because it has Chris O'Dowd in it and we are huge IT Crowd fans.  So the movie is basically an updated version of "When Harry Met Sally".  It's an OK movie, nothing to write home about and definitely not as funny as "When Harry Met Sally".

At the end of the movie, they have the final scene, where the male lead realizes he wants to spend the rest of his life with the female lead and he races to her apartment in the middle of the night to give the big speech to win her heart.  While Crystal's speech may not be Shakespeare, it might as well be compared to the absolute garbage that was in this movie.  I was actually rooting for the woman to say no and dump his ass after his speech.  It was just awful.
 
2013-02-04 03:05:47 PM

zarberg: Aezetyr: zarberg: "Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?

Chloe?

/dibs on Amanda Seyfried

"Scorned" - a Shannon Tweed classic


"Come to mommy!"
 
2013-02-04 03:08:34 PM

Spatula Porn: Especially when he spits tobacco out of his mouth right after Kurt Russell. Like he can't think of anything else to do but copy him.


He was trying to be like his older brother Wyatt whom he looked up to... I thought it was a good piece of character detail...
 
2013-02-04 03:10:02 PM
List fails with ZERO mentions of The Heist, where nearly every line of that movie qualifies for this list.  Here, take your pick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252503/quotes

My vote is for "Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money."
 
2013-02-04 03:11:04 PM

LiQuid!: List fails with ZERO mentions of The Heist, where nearly every line of that movie qualifies for this list.  Here, take your pick:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252503/quotes

My vote is for "Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money."


i49.tinypic.com
I like money...
 
2013-02-04 03:11:55 PM

SnarfVader: A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.


Plus, a dingo really did eat her baby.
 
2013-02-04 03:14:46 PM
Who's the D-bag that notified this link as a repeat? Just slap a repeat tag and leave it up, there were well over 150+ comments before being redlit.
 
2013-02-04 03:15:10 PM

zarberg: Aezetyr: zarberg: "Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?

Chloe?

/dibs on Amanda Seyfried

"Scorned" - a Shannon Tweed classic


When Channel 5 started up in the UK they used a bunch of her films as late night filler. Sadly, I can't remember any specific dialogue, but one of them, Electra (? I think, based on IMDB), is by far the worst film I have ever seen.
 
2013-02-04 03:17:53 PM
What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.
 
2013-02-04 03:18:49 PM
"Get a life." -Sharon Stone in Silver.
 
2013-02-04 03:19:16 PM

Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.


I was enjoying this thread. They need to just swap the 'amusing' tag out with the repeat tag if it reaches a certain # of comments before being flagged.
 
2013-02-04 03:20:13 PM
ATTENTION all nerds who think Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOO" is the worst thing ever yet revere any of Sam Raimi's godawful Spider-Man movies (there are a lot of you):

YOU ARE ALL HYPOCRITES.

http://youtu.be/RWJQR6SNMF8?t=2m

This predates Episode 3, yet everybody LOOOOOOOOOVES Spider-Man 2 even tho it was just as cheesy and shiatty as all the Star Wars prequels combined.
 
2013-02-04 03:21:17 PM
Really?  A repeat from five years ago?
 
2013-02-04 03:22:38 PM

Cythraul: Really?  A repeat from five years ago?


Maybe there hasn't been a lot of crappy movies since 2008?
 
2013-02-04 03:24:31 PM

Mugato: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: "I'm going show you God does exist."

... and god hates Las Vegas.

Chief O'Brien was right, they should have shot down the plane over the desert before it reached Vegas. It didn't kill any innocent people because it's a movie but it reality it would have killed hundreds. That was a bad call Ripley, bad call.

akula: He had wrecked it. It's visible in the garage scene... the "official" story is that he's crashed it while joyriding not that long before the events of Episode IV.

I did not know that. Consider my Star Wars geek card revoked.


Ah!  That would explain his need for power converters, for repairs.
 
2013-02-04 03:33:53 PM
Mugato:   What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

THIS2

/Disappointed subby
 
2013-02-04 03:38:28 PM

Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.


I nominate Mugato for Modminship.
 
2013-02-04 03:40:45 PM

dj_spanmaster: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I nominate Mugato for Modminship.


I'm not sure I'd want to be a mod, if it means going through FIVE YEARS of threads in search of a repeat (assuming it wasn't reported by a normal Farker).  Hah!
 
2013-02-04 03:43:01 PM

dj_spanmaster: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I nominate Mugato for Modminship.


Well since I just yelled at them, that doesn't seem likely.
 
2013-02-04 03:50:35 PM

Mugato: dj_spanmaster: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I nominate Mugato for Modminship.

Well since I just yelled at them, that doesn't seem likely.


You mean this isn't a democracy?! Just what have I been supporting for ten years?!
 
2013-02-04 03:55:15 PM

dj_spanmaster: Mugato: dj_spanmaster: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I nominate Mugato for Modminship.

Well since I just yelled at them, that doesn't seem likely.

You mean this isn't a democracy?! Just what have I been supporting for ten years?!


Fascist dictatorship, which taxes the feeble minded $5.00 every month.
 
2013-02-04 03:57:18 PM

Cythraul: dj_spanmaster: Mugato: dj_spanmaster: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I nominate Mugato for Modminship.

Well since I just yelled at them, that doesn't seem likely.

You mean this isn't a democracy?! Just what have I been supporting for ten years?!

Fascist dictatorship, which taxes the feeble minded $5.00 every month.


Hearing it from another TFer makes that pill easier to swallow.
 
2013-02-04 04:06:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I was enjoying this thread. They need to just swap the 'amusing' tag out with the repeat tag if it reaches a certain # of comments before being flagged.


At least as a liter I get to continue reading the thread. Back in the old days it disappeared into the void, for me to never see if anyone responded to a quip of mine.
 
2013-02-04 04:07:48 PM

Fano: scottydoesntknow: Mugato: What the hell, mods? If you're going to close a link do it before it becomes one of the more popular ones of the day.

I was enjoying this thread. They need to just swap the 'amusing' tag out with the repeat tag if it reaches a certain # of comments before being flagged.

At least as a liter I get to continue reading the thread. Back in the old days it disappeared into the void, for me to never see if anyone responded to a quip of mine.


But a a liter, no one ever responds to your comments. Except for this time.

Well played, sir.
 
2013-02-04 04:49:07 PM

Rapmaster2000: "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!".


Hey that line is AWESOME.

I always thought Anakin's, "You underestimate my POWER!" in ROTS was about the most cringe-worthy line in a long time.  Granted, most of the dialogue in that movie (particularly at the end) was more wooden than my house, but it's like the actors were sick of being on the project and just vomited out their dialogue by the third movie.
 
2013-02-04 09:16:23 PM

Evil Mackerel: dj_spanmaster: B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."

This. Fark you, Den of Geek.

THIS!


THIS!

Hell, it's a crowning moment of awesome!
 
2013-02-05 12:00:15 AM
Every line in this scene

"lighten up he's just a thrower"
 
2013-02-05 12:01:22 AM

zedster: Every line in this scene

"lighten up he's just a thrower"


OH GOD I FORGET ABOUT
"You have a great a$$"
"So do you pilgrim"
 
2013-02-06 12:57:16 PM
 
2013-02-06 12:59:36 PM
Oh, this was done 5 years ago.

http://www.fark.com/comments/3822896
 
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