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2013-02-04 10:36:40 AM  
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
 
2013-02-04 10:40:13 AM  
She's All That (1999) "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

I've never seen that movie, but that's actually kind of funny.

I'd have to nominate one from The Last Airbender (nearly unwatchable even with Rifftrax);

"We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."

/and of course every line from Batman & Robin
 
2013-02-04 11:25:12 AM  
If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.
 
2013-02-04 11:27:34 AM  
"I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.
 
2013-02-04 11:30:11 AM  
For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"
 
2013-02-04 11:31:55 AM  
I expected more Die Hard.
 
2013-02-04 11:35:12 AM  
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
 
2013-02-04 11:39:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.


Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.
 
2013-02-04 11:44:49 AM  

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.


I figured he was making a pass at Swayze.   Even the villain watched him do shirtless Tai Chi.
 
2013-02-04 11:45:20 AM  
A Cry in the Dark (1988) "A dingo ate my baby!"

Oh, come on. That's the best line in a movie ever.
 
2013-02-04 11:46:48 AM  
I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.


minoridiot: I expected more Die Hard.


What bad lines were in Die Hard? I suppose it was annoying that every cop besides McClane and Al were morons but I can't think of any specific bad dialog.

And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.
 
2013-02-04 11:47:16 AM  
This criminal must be found. Otherwise, these acts will continue! -Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Woman vs. the Aztec Ape, 1962

It has destroyed my garden. I'll never forgive that monster! -Godzilla vs. King Ghidora, 1991

You're only young once. And this could be that once! -Motorcycle Gang, 1957

The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead. -The Razor's Edge, 1946

When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about slime people. -The Slime People, 1962
 
2013-02-04 11:49:25 AM  

Mugato: I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.


"No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

(gag)
 
2013-02-04 11:50:44 AM  
Nothing from Passenger 57?
 
2013-02-04 11:53:24 AM  
Wing Commander: It's not faith! It's genetics!
 
2013-02-04 11:54:18 AM  

zedster: Nothing from Passenger 57?


I'm thinking of some Seagal lines as well.

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!".
 
2013-02-04 11:54:30 AM  

Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.


Iron Man 2
 
2013-02-04 11:54:38 AM  
Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.
 
2013-02-04 11:55:49 AM  

unlikely: Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.

Iron Man 2


Was the line in that too? Because it was definitely in TDK.
 
2013-02-04 11:56:24 AM  
X-Men (2000) "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Unph. Don't know how I managed to forget that one.
 
2013-02-04 11:56:46 AM  
Emma, Victoria, Melanie C., Melanie B., Geri. You've been charged with releasing a single that was no more kicking than your previous ones. Nor does it have such a phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at 171 and having it fall out completely the following week. -Spice World, 1997

Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em? I did great without 'em! -Valley of the Dolls, 1967

You mean I'm gonna get paid to play baseball? Boy, a hundred dollars! There's not that much money in the whole world! -The Babe Ruth Story, 1948

I'm not here for your cold roast chicken, I'm here for your love. -Goddess of Love, 1988 (line spoken by Vanna White)

Your incompetence sticks needles into the flesh of my honor. -Double Dragon, 1993
 
2013-02-04 12:03:19 PM  

Shostie: If these are the worst lines they can find, they're not watching enough movies.


Seriously, that list sucked.

The EW list tacked on the end was pretty good, though.
 
2013-02-04 12:05:06 PM  

Mugato: unlikely: Mugato: And "You complete me" might have been totally gay in Jerry MaGuire but was great in The Dark Knight.

Iron Man 2

Was the line in that too? Because it was definitely in TDK.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1GToZUWd4
~10 sec mark
 
2013-02-04 12:05:49 PM  

Cythraul: Mugato: I think the Revenge of the Sith's worst lines were when Anakin and Padme went on about how blind and in love they were and that they were blind because they were in love and they were in love because they were blind and that's why they couldn't see how oily Padme's face was.

"No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

(gag)


Wasn't there a farker who had "Hold me like you did at the lake by Naboo" as his answering machine message?
 
2013-02-04 12:07:58 PM  
Titanic (1997): I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. *lets go*
 
2013-02-04 12:08:00 PM  

unlikely: ~10 sec mark


...according to the comments it was in the trailer but not the final cut. My bad.
 
2013-02-04 12:09:53 PM  
"Around the survivors, a perimeter create"

...shudders
 
2013-02-04 12:10:14 PM  

SnarfVader: Titanic (1997): I'll never let go, Jack. I promise. *lets go*


...or every line in that film.

/no, I don't have any Academy Awards to my name
 
2013-02-04 12:11:29 PM  
Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.
 
2013-02-04 12:12:27 PM  
i don't want to be killed! I just want to teach English. -Echoes in the Darkness, 1987

We can't let them out into the city. All they would have to do is eat a couple of small children and we would have the most appalling publicity. -Gremlins 2: The New Batch, 1990

Chrisy, what is this jazz you puttin' down about our planet being round? Everybody's hip that it's square! -High School Confidential, 1958

Mr. Pleyel's been murdered! Get a doctor! Quickly! -Phantom of the Opera, 1943

I wanna be a lady. Will ya learn me? -Duel in the Sun, 1946 (line spoken by half-breed Indian character)

/haven't even brought up Ed Wood yet
 
2013-02-04 12:13:01 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.


Does that really count?  WAsn't that a 'B' film?
 
2013-02-04 12:13:01 PM  
"You eat bantha poodoo, Dooku."
 
2013-02-04 12:13:02 PM  
If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."
 
2013-02-04 12:14:16 PM  
"I don't wanna play that club again, what with Jeff hanging out there all night, with his damn gang, selling their stupid cocaine."

Miami Connection
 
2013-02-04 12:14:28 PM  
What about the classic line from megalodon?

Or troll 2?
 
2013-02-04 12:15:48 PM  
Clearly, MST3K caliber movies have to be set aside for this list, otherwise there is no comparison. But still, I nominate:

"Welcome to Alaska!" - Stealth (2005)

and

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year" - The World is Not Enough (1999)

for consideration.
 
2013-02-04 12:16:45 PM  
None of those were right.
You can't include things from movies that sucked all the way through, which 90% of those did.

You can't have a worst line list without the big * on it.
* Everything ever said by Sam Jackson.  Even off screen.
 
2013-02-04 12:17:44 PM  
I've got the dumbest line in a comic book ever:

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2013-02-04 12:18:05 PM  

rocinante721: "Around the survivors, a perimeter create"

...shudders


Yoda ain't no wartime consiglieri
 
2013-02-04 12:18:15 PM  
"The Time has come to become what we are capable of becomming!"

This little gem from a horrible, horrible indie vampire movie called The Loved Ones. A painter vampire yells this out to his vampire buddies near the end to rally them up. It was soooo bad we had to rewind and re-listen.
 
2013-02-04 12:18:21 PM  
They should have limited that list to movies that people actually saw.  There are thousands of B movies that are absolute shiat.  They shouldn't count.  Only the well known, popular or money making movies should be on there.

And fark the author for saying Serenity sucked.
 
2013-02-04 12:20:30 PM  
Fail:  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) "I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!"

She was looking hot when she said that and it made me want some turkey.

They just don't understand the code....

www.bloodycuts.co.uk
 
2013-02-04 12:20:43 PM  
 
2013-02-04 12:21:34 PM  
Most of Titanic
 
2013-02-04 12:21:42 PM  
 
2013-02-04 12:21:57 PM  
Every line Halle Berry delivered in every X-Men movie was terrible. She was a terrible choice for that character. The toad line would have worked if it were delivered like the off-hand quip that it is rather than ominously decreed like it was the wisdom of god.
 
2013-02-04 12:22:01 PM  
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious
 
2013-02-04 12:22:42 PM  

Cythraul: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."


I was going to say this one, It still makes me laugh. Rifftrax even had a bit on it

http://youtu.be/OkgYnNc-Fp8
 
2013-02-04 12:23:48 PM  
Not to spoil the film, but the last line(s) from Seeking a Friend for the End of the World was bad enough to make me hate the film.
 
2013-02-04 12:23:55 PM  
I think the standard for "worse lines" needs to be that the line was said in a major motion picture and that the character was totally earnest in saying it.
 
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