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(Den of Geek (US))   The 13 worst lines in movies, ever   (denofgeek.us) divider line 213
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2013-02-04 12:24:05 PM  
Yeah, "League" was abysmal.  What an abortion of cinematic tripe.
 
2013-02-04 12:25:22 PM  

jimpoz: If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."


While this is valid point in most circumstances, when you are talking about bad qualities the movies of the last ten years are bound to be well represented.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:33 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-02-04 12:26:37 PM  
3. The Wicker Man (2006) "No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!"

Ha! Gotta remember that for future "Bee" threads.
 
2013-02-04 12:28:27 PM  
"GIMME THE GUN!"
"Okay, I'm gonna toss it right at your feet....right next to the MINE!"

- Bad Boys 2
 
2013-02-04 12:28:50 PM  
Thor:  "Oh..... My........ God........"

I may be the one of the only people that enjoyed this movie, but that line killed it for me.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:13 PM  
"Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."
 
2013-02-04 12:29:58 PM  
I really like "I aim to misbehave."
 
2013-02-04 12:30:01 PM  
Pain don't hurt. - Road House

Oh wait, that one's sctually awesome.
 
2013-02-04 12:30:28 PM  
Most inappropriate laugh I had in a theatre was during Matrix: Revelations.  When Neo and Trinity outrun the bombs on surface and crash, then Neo asks Trinity how she is doing or something and the camera zooms out to show rebar sticking out of her body.  The scene was so damn cheesy and predictable and I didn't mean to laugh that loudly, but it happened.

It might not count as a line, but I think it does.
 
2013-02-04 12:31:03 PM  
I'm sorry, but you're going to tell me that the following gems aren't infinitely worse than that list:

Gone in 60 Seconds:
"I'm a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"
"Oh, The Cincinatti Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I meant?"
"One Raines is as good as another: It never rains but it pours."


Batman & Robin:
(literally every line delivered by Arnold Scwarzenegger)
 
2013-02-04 12:31:03 PM  

Mugato: Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.


I guess it could have been written differently, but to me it kind of fit with the situation.  Like his mind was racing at what he saw.

"This is what happens. It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus - possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now... the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters."
 
2013-02-04 12:31:22 PM  
"I did not hit her.  I did not.  Oh hai Mark!"

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."
 
2013-02-04 12:35:56 PM  
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
 
2013-02-04 12:36:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"

Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).

Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."


Would you like to know more?
 
2013-02-04 12:37:44 PM  

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"

You had a lot of gay sex?  OK.  That's cool.  That's your lifestyle choice.

Nah, man.  You just don't get it.  That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch.  And stuff.


...right before he gets his throat ripped out by a bare-chested Swayze.  So anti-badass.

Worst line is from the 'Gone With The Wind' of bad movies - Showgirls.

'Must be weird not having guys c*m on you."

Just let the horridness of that line was over you....
 
2013-02-04 12:38:13 PM  
House of the Dead gave us this beautiful exchange too...

Rudy:           "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo:       "To live forever!"

Uwe Boll, you beautiful genius.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:18 PM  
It's my duty to please that booty.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:39 PM  

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Came for this.
 
2013-02-04 12:39:51 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."


This. Fark you, Den of Geek.
 
2013-02-04 12:42:42 PM  
 
2013-02-04 12:43:03 PM  

Mugato: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious


"Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Playstation!"

-Vin Diesel, xXx

Actually that whole movie was just one bad line after another, which the exception of "biatches, come!"
 
2013-02-04 12:43:03 PM  
the Boobies is what I was thinking would be number one on the list.

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-02-04 12:43:53 PM  

Cythraul: JohnnyRebel88: Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.

Does that really count?  WAsn't that a 'B' film?


Half the movies on that list were 'B' films.  And some 'C' films thrown in for good measure.
 
2013-02-04 12:44:17 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."


That line wasn't any worse than any other multiple attempts to create some goofy "Firefly-speak".
 
2013-02-04 12:44:54 PM  

dragonchild: "I did not hit her.  I did not.  Oh hai Mark!"

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."


Don't worry about it.
 
2013-02-04 12:46:32 PM  
Blade: "Some motherfarkers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill."
 
2013-02-04 12:46:35 PM  
"Semper fi, motherfarker" doesn't seem so bad relative to the other war-crimes that haven uttered on the screen.

Bad Lines: Anything that driveled out of Anakins mouth in the first Episode 2/3 of Star Wars. Did someone already do the "Sand is coarse.." bit. shiat, that was bad.

"My name is Rico and I say kill 'em all!" --- farking... fark!
 
2013-02-04 12:46:56 PM  
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2013-02-04 12:47:10 PM  

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Considering the shower scene immediately following, it appeared to be an effective line,  I'd have to say 'best'.
 
2013-02-04 12:48:01 PM  
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"I am an F-B-I agent!"
 
2013-02-04 12:50:30 PM  
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"He's got space dementia."
 
2013-02-04 12:51:20 PM  
there were some pretty bad lines of dialogue in the Expendables 2. I watched the first one and enjoyed it as mindless entertainment, but the second one had so many cringe worthy moments of dialogue it even made the action sequences terrible.

"By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife" -Expendables 2
 
2013-02-04 12:51:32 PM  
"Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.

Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.
 
2013-02-04 12:51:44 PM  
"Your son was a much better lover than you are. For that matter so was your wife."

/obscure?
 
2013-02-04 12:52:46 PM  
"I'm a geologist I like rocks." -Prometheus
 
2013-02-04 12:53:55 PM  
Iced that one, to cone a phrase.
 
2013-02-04 12:54:22 PM  

Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Either the worst or the best.


Always (well for the better part of a decade) thought that was the worst line ever until I met a woman who'd watched Megalodon as well and just saying/texting "But you know I'm really wired..." always had great results.

/csb
 
2013-02-04 12:55:31 PM  
Oh my god! They're eating him, and they're gonna eat meeee argh

It's Garbage Day
 
2013-02-04 12:57:16 PM  

Pep Streebeck: "Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.

Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.


Like he was the greatest actor to have line problems...

That doesn't make any sense. Sorry. There's no known way of saying an English sentence in which you begin a sentence with "in" and emphasize it. Get me a jury and show me how you can say "in July" and I'll... go down on you. That's just idiotic, if you'll forgive me by saying so.

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/Like this version better
 
2013-02-04 12:58:33 PM  
"Do you know what dying tastes like? Metal."

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Agrees.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:35 PM  
In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
 
2013-02-04 01:02:43 PM  
What?! No "I wish I could quit you" from Brokeback Mountain??


/ Fail
 
2013-02-04 01:04:47 PM  
Serenity sucked?

Also, the worst line ever is in The Matrix:

"The image translators work for the construct program"

Joey Pants had absolutely no idea what that line meant, and you can tell by what words he emphasized. I actually didn't understand what the line meant until like the third time I watched it and realized he was farking the line up.

WTF Wachowskis? You wrote the movie too, you understood the line. That was the best take you got?
 
2013-02-04 01:05:02 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."

This. Fark you, Den of Geek.


Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
 
2013-02-04 01:06:01 PM  
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Come on, this is an obvious Top 10 Worst Ever. You know the one.
 
2013-02-04 01:06:28 PM  
Every villain's one-liner from every Brosnan Bond film ever.

"Welcome...to my nuclear family."

gag
 
2013-02-04 01:09:16 PM  
Worst line ever:
Obi-Wan Kenobi:  And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

Stormtroopers couldn't hit shiat!!!!!
 
2013-02-04 01:10:33 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"


I gave that show a chance, mainly because of the things I'd like to do to Kat Dennings. But like Charmed, it's best left on mute.
 
2013-02-04 01:12:19 PM  
"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

-- Showgirls
 
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