jimpoz: If the vast majority of your list comes from the past 10 years, you are forbidden from using the phrases "ever" or "of all time."
Mugato: Jaws is one of my favorite movies of all time but it has some strange dialog instances. When Hooper is looking at the dead girl's arm and says, "This is what happens...." and that's it. That was probably just bad ADR. Quint's famous Indianapolis monolog had a lot of nonsensical lines in it but that could have been because either Robert Shaw or his character or both were shiatfaced so that might actually have worked out.
scottydoesntknow: "Are you sure you saw what you think you thought you saw?"Hehehe that reminds me of the Starship Troopers line (which has some of the cheesiest dialogue with the corniest acting).Rico: "I don't know how I know, but I know."
Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: "I used to fark guys like you in prison!"You had a lot of gay sex? OK. That's cool. That's your lifestyle choice.Nah, man. You just don't get it. That line showed how much of a badass he was, because, like, he was a total manly man because he forced other men to be his prison biatch. And stuff.
Wayne 985: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"Either the worst or the best.
Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."
Mugato: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time."-Vin Diesel, The Fast and the Furious
Cythraul: JohnnyRebel88: Snakes on a Plane, the entire script.Does that really count? WAsn't that a 'B' film?
dragonchild: "I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hai Mark!""Anyway, how is your sex life?""I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."
Pep Streebeck: "Your plan is the plan of a boy!" -Harvey Keitel to Sylvester Stallone in Copland.Great flick, but if I were Keitel, I would've told the writer to change that shiatty line to something reasonable.
B.L.Z. Bub: Fish in a Barrel: I really like "I aim to misbehave."This. Fark you, Den of Geek.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: For the television equivalent just take the shooting script of any "Two Broke Girls"
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