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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Is there anything Beer can't do?   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Juneau, spent grains, boilers, wind energy, Southeast Alaska, 14th state, Anheuser-Busch InBev  
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2013-02-04 11:21:51 AM  
Well, if there's one thing that going to break the laws of thermodynamics, it's beer!!

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2013-02-04 11:28:22 AM  
Company officials now joke they are now serving "beer-powered beer."


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2013-02-04 11:28:31 AM  
Stay in my bladder for more than twenty goddamn minutes!
2013-02-04 11:31:24 AM  
Help me make good decisions?
2013-02-04 11:32:36 AM  
It can't bring back the cat you beat to death with a tennis racket for knocking over your bottle of beer.....or so I have heard.
2013-02-04 11:33:28 AM  
Beer, the solution and cause to all of life's problems

/I know that's not the exact quote, to lazy to look it up
//if I'm wrong about being wrong... Nothing lost
2013-02-04 11:33:32 AM  
Just started seeing Alaskan here in Texas. My fav...
2013-02-04 11:37:11 AM  
Challenge accepted.
2013-02-04 11:42:00 AM  
Now the town smells like a dirty bar.
2013-02-04 11:50:14 AM  
Keep me sober and away from bad influences?
2013-02-04 11:56:55 AM  
It can't buy the next round of beers.
2013-02-04 11:57:03 AM  
Any reason for all the "black beer" beer commercials during the super bowl - is this a thing now?
2013-02-04 12:14:49 PM  
FX Matts just installed one of these units last year. They now generate 30% of their own power.
2013-02-04 12:54:34 PM  
It can't bring back my virginity.
2013-02-04 01:05:52 PM  
It can't fill a radiator in a pinch, although the resulting geyser can cheer you up.
2013-02-04 01:06:48 PM  

Maud Dib: Just started seeing Alaskan here in Texas. My fav...

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must have gone to specs.  thats the only place i have seen it.
2013-02-04 01:32:29 PM  
Since when is spent grain "beer"? Even the runoff from the spent grain isn't beer until after it has been fermented. Seems a more than a bit of a stretch to me.

Yeah, I know, semantics, welcome to Fark.
2013-02-04 02:37:49 PM  

uncleacid: Now the town smells like a dirty bar.

It's ok, the brewery it kinda in the middle of nowhere, even compared to the rest of the city which is already in the middle of nowhere.
2013-02-04 02:53:39 PM  
Read a book?
2013-02-04 03:18:41 PM  
There is nothing Beer can't do. That's why we should always spell Beer with a capital B.
2013-02-04 03:27:30 PM  
do the dishes
2013-02-04 03:45:13 PM  
smell good
quench thirst
make you pretty
repel bees
slim you down
keep you warm
help you understand cop shows
2013-02-04 04:00:55 PM  
It can't drink itself.

/I need it and it needs me.
2013-02-04 04:15:12 PM  

Theadeaus: do the dishes

Pft.  Got a dirty beer glass...pour in more beer!

/What, who has more dishes than one beer glass?
2013-02-04 07:16:40 PM  
Taste good?  I've yet to taste a beer that didn't taste nasty.
2013-02-04 09:11:24 PM  
Inspire me to find a job!
2013-02-04 10:23:52 PM  
Not taste like stale piss and vomit?
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