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(BBC)   At this point, British meat should just be labeled "Meat"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Stupid, Ministry of Justice, Food Standards Agency, halal meat, Prison Service, DNA  
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2013-02-04 10:36:07 AM  
5 votes:
Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...
2013-02-04 10:39:01 AM  
2 votes:
Badgers: "Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back... "

Now that we let the corporations do their own testing, I'm sure they'd gladly do so.


/ and fake the fark out of the results
2013-02-04 10:36:50 AM  
2 votes:
In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.
2013-02-04 09:37:22 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Que Sweeney Todd.


"Queue" or "Cue" - take your pick, Pedro.
2013-02-04 02:56:34 PM  
1 votes:

Ayaitch: So your imaginary friend says you mustn't eat certain things.  The same imaginary friend told you not to do the things that you're in prison for.

Seems like selective  religion to me, and by the way YOU'RE IN PRISON getting free food.  You can choose  to eat it or not


When my brother was guarding a group of POW's in Gulf War I, he apologized in advance to an Iraqi officer that some of the MRE's they were to get contained pork. Apparently the officer shrugged and said "It's alright. When we have no choice as to what to eat, Allah will allow us to eat pork." I wonder how widespread that attitude is.
2013-02-04 01:38:31 PM  
1 votes:
"This is very serious because no Muslim would ever eat pork meat - anything to do with pork - and it must be very distressing for those in prison who have been given this meat to realize they may have been eating food which was contaminated with pig."

Yeah, about that. I know plenty of Muslims who eat pork (and drink alcohol). Also, the best ham I've ever tasted was cooked by a nice Jewish lady. While I'm at it I've met plenty of Hindus who love steaks and burgers. Regardless of the religion or the rules, some people are less observant than others.

This is also a good time to remind everyone of THIS.
2013-02-04 12:58:32 PM  
1 votes:
The sole remaining category is Mystery Van. All of the answers contain a Mystery. Sheldon, you start.

I'll take Mystery Van for $200, Alec.

The British are known for their love of animals, but many are killed by lorries on the country's highways and byways each year.

Where does Mystery Meat come from?

Correct. It is mostly road kill with some knackered horses.

I'll take Mystery Van for $400, please.

This famous tourist trap lives up to its name by being the pits.

What is Mystery Hole?
2013-02-04 12:47:15 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

Oh, you want NAMED meat!


Yes, but not necessarily "Dobbin", "Rover", or "Mittens".
2013-02-04 11:25:36 AM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

Oh, you want NAMED meat!


Named meat is extra.
2013-02-04 10:52:36 AM  
1 votes:
"This is very serious because no Muslim would ever eat pork meat - anything to do with pork - and it must be very distressing for those in prison who have been given this meat to realise they may have been eating food which was contaminated with pig."

When the main concern of your prison population is that they may have been fed pork at some point, you might be doing something wrong.
2013-02-04 10:48:01 AM  
1 votes:
This sounds like the did PCR for porcine DNA.  This is an extremely sensitive technique that can also be subject to false positives if you aren't careful.  I'd like to know what the level of contamination is.
2013-02-04 10:42:18 AM  
1 votes:

Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...


OK....


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Looks fine to me.
2013-02-04 10:41:03 AM  
1 votes:
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