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(BBC)   At this point, British meat should just be labeled "Meat"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
    More: Stupid, Ministry of Justice, Food Standards Agency, halal meat, Prison Service, DNA  
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2013-02-04 10:36:07 AM
Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...
 
2013-02-04 10:36:50 AM
In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.
 
2013-02-04 10:37:16 AM
Before being cooked, maybe. Afterward, are you sure that's still the appropriate label?
 
2013-02-04 10:37:19 AM
Que Sweeney Todd.
 
2013-02-04 10:37:59 AM
www.thisveganlife.org
 
2013-02-04 10:38:44 AM
You don't have to be mad to eat British meat, but it helps.
 
2013-02-04 10:39:01 AM
Badgers: "Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back... "

Now that we let the corporations do their own testing, I'm sure they'd gladly do so.


/ and fake the fark out of the results
 
2013-02-04 10:41:03 AM
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 10:41:48 AM
img.likecinema.net

I saw this episode
 
2013-02-04 10:42:15 AM
img2.etsystatic.com

Meat pie anyone?
 
2013-02-04 10:42:18 AM

Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...


OK....


i865.photobucket.com

Looks fine to me.
 
2013-02-04 10:45:22 AM
You just need to pay more attention to the packaging...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 10:45:27 AM

Maud Dib: Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...

OK....


[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Looks fine to me.


Oh that brisket looks soooooooo good!
 
2013-02-04 10:48:01 AM
This sounds like the did PCR for porcine DNA.  This is an extremely sensitive technique that can also be subject to false positives if you aren't careful.  I'd like to know what the level of contamination is.
 
2013-02-04 10:48:30 AM
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni, just pick up the phone.
 
2013-02-04 10:52:36 AM
"This is very serious because no Muslim would ever eat pork meat - anything to do with pork - and it must be very distressing for those in prison who have been given this meat to realise they may have been eating food which was contaminated with pig."

When the main concern of your prison population is that they may have been fed pork at some point, you might be doing something wrong.
 
2013-02-04 10:53:29 AM
KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

It's inna bun.  Inna bun.
 
2013-02-04 10:55:20 AM

Maud Dib: Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...

OK....


[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Looks fine to me.


Salt lick?

/I miss Austin
 
2013-02-04 10:56:16 AM
This is not kosher.
 
2013-02-04 11:01:51 AM

m053486: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

It's inna bun.  Inna bun.


Sorry, I only read the audio books.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-02-04 11:02:48 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the Fark Headline Filter scrubbed out the asterisk?

/Meat*
 
2013-02-04 11:02:53 AM

lake_huron


This is not kosher.


Halal bet you're right.
 
2013-02-04 11:05:19 AM
 
2013-02-04 11:16:09 AM

thewulf: Maud Dib: Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...

OK....


[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Looks fine to me.

Salt lick?

/I miss Austin


Franklin.
Worth the 45 minute wait in line.
 
2013-02-04 11:16:16 AM

KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.


Oh, you want NAMED meat!
 
2013-02-04 11:19:55 AM

wildcardjack: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

Oh, you want NAMED meat!


sounds porny
 
2013-02-04 11:25:36 AM

wildcardjack: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

Oh, you want NAMED meat!


Named meat is extra.
 
2013-02-04 11:27:39 AM

Rhames: [img.likecinema.net image 425x551]

I saw this episode


My work here is done for me already.
 
2013-02-04 11:37:00 AM
so how long before Soylent green?
 
2013-02-04 11:41:14 AM
Don't they mean "meats"?
 
2013-02-04 12:43:56 PM

KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.


I think it was his Klatchian cousin Al-jiblah.
 
2013-02-04 12:47:15 PM

wildcardjack: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

Oh, you want NAMED meat!


Yes, but not necessarily "Dobbin", "Rover", or "Mittens".
 
2013-02-04 12:58:32 PM
The sole remaining category is Mystery Van. All of the answers contain a Mystery. Sheldon, you start.

I'll take Mystery Van for $200, Alec.

The British are known for their love of animals, but many are killed by lorries on the country's highways and byways each year.

Where does Mystery Meat come from?

Correct. It is mostly road kill with some knackered horses.

I'll take Mystery Van for $400, please.

This famous tourist trap lives up to its name by being the pits.

What is Mystery Hole?
 
2013-02-04 01:03:20 PM
At this point, British meat should just be labeled "Meat"

...And if you don't eat it, you can't have any pudding!
 
2013-02-04 01:38:31 PM
"This is very serious because no Muslim would ever eat pork meat - anything to do with pork - and it must be very distressing for those in prison who have been given this meat to realize they may have been eating food which was contaminated with pig."

Yeah, about that. I know plenty of Muslims who eat pork (and drink alcohol). Also, the best ham I've ever tasted was cooked by a nice Jewish lady. While I'm at it I've met plenty of Hindus who love steaks and burgers. Regardless of the religion or the rules, some people are less observant than others.

This is also a good time to remind everyone of THIS.
 
2013-02-04 01:52:43 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Rhames: [img.likecinema.net image 425x551]

I saw this episode

My work here is done for me already.


You and me both.

"The 21st Century is when everything changes...."

What, like the food supply?
 
2013-02-04 02:33:23 PM
So your imaginary friend says you mustn't eat certain things.  The same imaginary friend told you not to do the things that you're in prison for.

Seems like selective  religion to me, and by the way YOU'RE IN PRISON getting free food.  You can choose  to eat it or not
 
2013-02-04 02:51:52 PM

m053486: KillerSpud: In other news, CMOT Dibbler has finally moved passed simple sausages in a bun.

It's inna bun.  Inna bun.


Or "onna" stick, there's that too. Don't forget the tofu rat scandal, as well.
 
2013-02-04 02:56:34 PM

Ayaitch: So your imaginary friend says you mustn't eat certain things.  The same imaginary friend told you not to do the things that you're in prison for.

Seems like selective  religion to me, and by the way YOU'RE IN PRISON getting free food.  You can choose  to eat it or not


When my brother was guarding a group of POW's in Gulf War I, he apologized in advance to an Iraqi officer that some of the MRE's they were to get contained pork. Apparently the officer shrugged and said "It's alright. When we have no choice as to what to eat, Allah will allow us to eat pork." I wonder how widespread that attitude is.
 
2013-02-04 03:21:06 PM

Maud Dib: thewulf: Maud Dib: Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...

OK....


[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Looks fine to me.

Salt lick?

/I miss Austin

Franklin.
Worth the 45 minute wait in line.


Oh that place is good. I need to get back to Austin.
 
2013-02-04 03:22:47 PM

Tyrosine: "This is very serious because no Muslim would ever eat pork meat - anything to do with pork - and it must be very distressing for those in prison who have been given this meat to realize they may have been eating food which was contaminated with pig."

Yeah, about that. I know plenty of Muslims who eat pork (and drink alcohol). Also, the best ham I've ever tasted was cooked by a nice Jewish lady. While I'm at it I've met plenty of Hindus who love steaks and burgers. Regardless of the religion or the rules, some people are less observant than others.

This is also a good time to remind everyone of THIS.


lolz
 
2013-02-04 05:52:28 PM

Maud Dib: Badgers: Do random DNA tests on your American consumer meats and meatproducts, then come back...

OK....


[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Looks fine to me.


The meat looks good but why the fark are there 4 squares of foam on the corner of the tray?
 
2013-02-04 05:59:34 PM
s/British/Irish/g
 
2013-02-04 09:37:22 PM

Evil Mackerel: Que Sweeney Todd.


"Queue" or "Cue" - take your pick, Pedro.
 
2013-02-07 10:35:58 PM
home.earthlink.net
 
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