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(Ynet)   Ahmadinejad wants to be shot into outer space, marking the first time Ahmadinejad and Israel have agreed on anything   (ynetnews.com) divider line 54
    More: Cool, Ahmadinejad, Iran, manned spaceflight, President of Iran, Islamic Republic, IRNA, space programs  
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2013-02-04 10:08:34 AM
Do it.
 
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2013-02-04 10:16:26 AM
Have they decided that it's too dangerous for the monkey?
 
2013-02-04 10:24:54 AM
I'm sure we could get a collection up to cover the cost.

in under an hour.
 
2013-02-04 10:30:25 AM
I'd like to see him strapped down in that padded monkey box.
 
2013-02-04 10:36:24 AM
How about just "shot?"
 
2013-02-04 10:46:47 AM
I bet Ahmadinejad's body double is now making plans to go into hiding.
 
2013-02-04 11:45:22 AM
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2013-02-04 11:47:56 AM
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2013-02-04 11:48:17 AM
Did you all read what John McCain tweeter re this lol
 
2013-02-04 11:48:33 AM
Put him on the "B" ark.
 
2013-02-04 11:48:52 AM
er...tweeted
 
2013-02-04 11:49:28 AM

Fooky_Monster: er...tweeted


I liked the first one.
 
2013-02-04 11:50:31 AM

Fooky_Monster: Did you all read what John McCain tweeter re this lol


Tehehehe
 
2013-02-04 11:51:07 AM
Does he care about how many separate pieces he is in when it happens?
 
2013-02-04 11:53:28 AM
Noted LA gang Los Locos being called up for technical expertise.
 
2013-02-04 11:54:39 AM
I thought they already sent a monkey into space.
Shouldn't they be trying a higher life form next?
 
2013-02-04 11:56:51 AM
Wait till he finds out his place is line is being cut in front of by people from other countries.
 
2013-02-04 12:00:13 PM
i'mokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-02-04 12:03:36 PM
Imagine the incentive the world has to sabotage that flight -- not only to Iran's top d-bag but also to embarrass their national space program? Would never happen
 
2013-02-04 12:06:55 PM
They'll never fit that name on his spacesuit.
 
2013-02-04 12:13:53 PM
Do it! Talk about best way to stabilize the region, get blown up in a rocket accident. Or decompress in orbit or re-entry... All the things that happen to crude, mostly untested rocket tech.

fark man, convince Kim Jong Un to try this out too. You go guys!
 
2013-02-04 12:21:21 PM
We can all be sassy about this but someone should tell John McCain to shut his damn mouth.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:06 PM
This is a pretty big insult to astronauts. They aren't just empty suits, you know. The people we send into space are literally rocket scientists. You don't just plug any asshole into a spaceship so he can say he went to outer space. This dipshiat would get himself burned up trying to recalculate angle of reentry.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:31 PM
what its still too early for someone to have photoshopped him in space yet?
 
2013-02-04 12:31:40 PM
Thanks for the LOL, subby. Best headline in weeks. (^_^)
 
2013-02-04 12:33:47 PM
I say we should allow North Korea to provide the missile.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:03 PM
So let it be written, so let it be done !
 
2013-02-04 12:35:34 PM
A brilliant move by the mullahs.
Stuff Ahmadinejad into a closet. Photoshop a 'launch' and 'return'.
And when they re-introduce him to the world, he's (literally) a changed person.

It's a PR two-fer.
 
2013-02-04 12:37:53 PM
PERRRSSSIANNNSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE........
 
2013-02-04 12:54:36 PM
He's going to ram the space station.
 
2013-02-04 12:55:53 PM
It seems to me that sending heads of state into space would make the Photoshopping much easier.
 
2013-02-04 01:18:52 PM

baronbloodbath: PERRRSSSIANNNSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE........


Thank you for that laugh. Oh my, still laughing...
 
2013-02-04 01:20:13 PM
There's no gay people in space.
 
2013-02-04 01:24:07 PM
Naga-naga-nagonna survive that trip
 
2013-02-04 01:26:15 PM
GO DADDY GO
 
2013-02-04 01:29:52 PM

Tommy Moo: This is a pretty big insult to astronauts. They aren't just empty suits, you know. The people we send into space are literally rocket scientists. You don't just plug any asshole into a spaceship so he can say he went to outer space. This dipshiat would get himself burned up trying to recalculate angle of reentry.




Yeah, imagine how hard it was to find chimps that could calculate delta-v in the mid 50s too. Oh.
 
2013-02-04 01:31:50 PM

Anastacya: baronbloodbath: PERRRSSSIANNNSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE........

Thank you for that laugh. Oh my, still laughing...


I think he also called Imadinnerjacket a pig, which is a major insult in Iran.
 
2013-02-04 01:39:22 PM

ringersol: A brilliant move by the mullahs.
Stuff Ahmadinejad into a closet. Photoshop a 'launch' and 'return'.
And when they re-introduce him to the world, he's (literally) a changed person.

It's a PR two-fer.


If it weren't for the Islamic prohibition of alcohol, I'd say make sure that there was a cask of amontillado handy.
 
2013-02-04 02:19:18 PM

SnarfVader: Anastacya: baronbloodbath: PERRRSSSIANNNSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAACE........

Thank you for that laugh. Oh my, still laughing...

I think he also called Imadinnerjacket a pig, which is a major insult in Iran.


I didn't catch that, but given what I know about the guy, I agree with the insult. Besides, I am a woman, so he will discount this text anyway because I am too stupid to be online.
 
2013-02-04 02:54:12 PM
I'll bet they don't agree on the coming back part
 
2013-02-04 03:00:04 PM
Astronauts say a view like this can change a man. I wonder how much that's true.

www.atcspace.com
 
2013-02-04 03:40:36 PM
Machmood Ahmattentionwhore is a sawed off punk with a Napoleon Syndrome.
 
2013-02-04 03:52:40 PM

neongoats: Tommy Moo: This is a pretty big insult to astronauts. They aren't just empty suits, you know. The people we send into space are literally rocket scientists. You don't just plug any asshole into a spaceship so he can say he went to outer space. This dipshiat would get himself burned up trying to recalculate angle of reentry.

Yeah, imagine how hard it was to find chimps that could calculate delta-v in the mid 50s too. Oh.


Problem solved:
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2013-02-04 04:25:33 PM
So easy a monkey could do it!
 
2013-02-04 04:46:30 PM
ahmedinajahoobomawhat? I still can't pronounce this douchewad's name.
 
2013-02-04 05:10:45 PM
We can send him cheesy movies...the worst we can find.

La, la, la
 
2013-02-04 05:40:33 PM
In this perhaps? Hahah!

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-02-04 05:57:00 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if I'madinnerjacket goes up but a totally different asshole emerges from the capsule when it comes back.
 
2013-02-04 05:58:21 PM

chicken licken: Imagine the incentive the world has to sabotage that flight -- not only to Iran's top d-bag but also to embarrass their national space program? Would never happen


Somehow, I doubt that sabotage would be necessary.
 
2013-02-04 05:59:58 PM

Tommy Moo: This is a pretty big insult to astronauts. They aren't just empty suits, you know. The people we send into space are literally rocket scientists. You don't just plug any asshole into a spaceship so he can say he went to outer space. This dipshiat would get himself burned up trying to recalculate angle of reentry.


They generally are not rocket scientists. But they do have to be extremely fit both physically, mentally and emotionally.
 
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