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(MSN News NZ)   British Airways captain gropes passenger, tries to get into cockpit while shouting "I want to rape the flight deck", and then passes out drunk. Apparently picked wrong week to not quit drinking   (travel.msn.co.nz) divider line 31
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2013-02-04 10:51:43 AM  
It is the level of personal service that keeps me flying British Airways.
 
2013-02-04 10:52:30 AM  
How about some coffee, Johnny?
 
2013-02-04 10:52:37 AM  
He should have had the lasagna.
 
2013-02-04 10:53:01 AM  
I thought this sort of thing only happened in the movies?
 
2013-02-04 10:53:04 AM  
FTFA: He was then seen trying to walk into the cockpit while shouting: "I want to rape the flight deck."

Non-story. Overzealous Republican.
 
2013-02-04 10:53:50 AM  
FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."


So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?
 
2013-02-04 10:53:51 AM  
Who doesn't? Have you seen what that flight deck was wearing?
 
2013-02-04 10:54:48 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: How about some coffee, Johnny?


No, thanks!
 
2013-02-04 10:54:59 AM  
GOLLY!
 
2013-02-04 10:55:12 AM  
Was that wrong, should I have not done that??

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2013-02-04 10:55:52 AM  
I think I see someone with some issues.
 
2013-02-04 10:56:11 AM  
Why would he get fired for texting a private pic off work hours?
 
2013-02-04 10:56:23 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."

So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


or hit them with a picture of your junk?
 
2013-02-04 10:57:38 AM  

More: Dumbass, British Airways, gropes


Nice tags. Too bad the verb wasn't in the middle.
 
2013-02-04 10:57:44 AM  

bedtundy: The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."

So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?

or hit them with a picture of your junk?


i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-04 10:57:57 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

A grand jury, lose your law license, and a black eye from a lamp thrown by Hillary.
 
2013-02-04 10:58:52 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."

So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


Just don't take a pic of it!
 
2013-02-04 11:02:26 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.

So punching a woman employee is a suspension


Gender identification issues?
 
2013-02-04 11:05:25 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."

So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


That's a happy ending.
 
2013-02-04 11:07:58 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing? What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


Or what we call Tuesday in the pilots lounge.
 
2013-02-04 11:09:22 AM  
She should have sat in the non-groping section.
 
2013-02-04 11:15:09 AM  
Found a picture of the incident:

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2013-02-04 11:23:02 AM  
I'd pay extra for first class if I knew they were going to put on a show like that!
 
2013-02-04 11:33:19 AM  
Was she hot?
 
2013-02-04 11:33:59 AM  
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
 
2013-02-04 12:14:40 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-04 01:06:52 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: FTA:"The same pilot reportedly had only recently returned to work after punching a steward in the face last year.
It is not the first time a British Airways pilot has been accused of gross misconduct.
Last year pilot Martin Greathurst was sacked after allegedly texting a sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman he met on a flight with another airline.
The woman contacted the police and he was dismissed."

So punching a woman employee is a suspension, but sending someone a picture of your junk is a firing?  What if you hit the woman in the face with your junk?


Because prudes and prissy old ladies think sex is DUR-DEE and so disgusting full vengeance must be brought upon the perps to make god himself happy.
 
2013-02-04 03:18:12 PM  
I came for Denzel Washington.jpg and was disappointed.
 
2013-02-04 08:23:15 PM  
You want to... rape... the flight deck.

The bigger story here is, this might be the first ever known failure of Rule 34.
 
2013-02-05 02:57:44 AM  
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How many of us can honestly say
that at one time or another
he hasn't raped a flight deck.
I know I have.
 
2013-02-05 01:14:42 PM  
So why is she not in prison?  If that captain needed to grope her in order to run the plane safely, then he gropes her.  That's it.  End of story.  It's his plane.  Armchair farkers don't know what it takes to run a plane or land it safely.  He does.  If he says, "I need to grope you", the correct response is not some namby-pamby whining.  The only correct response is "right boob or left, sir?"
 
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