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2013-02-04 10:15:49 AM
4 votes:
Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."


What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?
2013-02-04 10:07:10 AM
4 votes:
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Is this guy trolling or a moron?

Asked for comment about his complaint, Dixon emailed back, "What exactly is it that you want to know? I find it disturbing that you can access my emails to the DOL."

Ah, he's a moron.
2013-02-04 01:14:43 PM
2 votes:
The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity.

America's new pastime is being offended about something.
2013-02-04 12:44:07 PM
2 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.


If we go with this guy's standards, we should probably ban bikinis and underwear ads while we're at it. What if a little kid asks why someone can bare all of their skin except for those parts? We also need to put all condoms, tampons, douches and cold sore treatments behind and below the pharmacy counter. You never know when a child might see one of those in a store aisle and ask what they're for.
2013-02-04 11:56:36 AM
2 votes:

JerseyTim: Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."

What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?


Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.
2013-02-04 10:16:05 AM
2 votes:
Yes, goes211 makes him think of penis. The vigin mary probably makes him think of penis too

Maybe if he complained it was flaunting speed limits he MIGHT have an argument, but it is a 1989 bmw so I don't think there are any worries of achieving 211mph
2013-02-04 09:37:16 AM
2 votes:
Meanwhile, you can happily place a bumper sticker on your car that says "Fark you, you farking fark!"
2013-02-04 04:07:51 PM
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: JoeyJoJo: For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc. All sorts of stupid shiat like that. Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?

how about "05 STANG", "09 AUDI", etc., guy?

yeah.  Aside from telling us what kind of car you drive WHEN YOU ARE IN THAT CAR, the model year is only cool when you are bumping the 2013 model year in 2012.

it looks dumb as fark when you are bumping areound town in your "05 STANG" plate.....in 2013 when there is a different body type.


Agreed, unless the car in question is old or rare, in which case it saves you answering the "what kind of/year car is that" question 5000 times.
2013-02-04 03:49:01 PM
1 votes:
I want to know how we ended up in a world where ONE complaint, no matter how stupid, gets an immediate bannination of something.
2013-02-04 12:57:22 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

WOW!!! sometimes I really don't like America. I think what he said tells me a LOT more about this Dixon guy than the guy who is having the plate


Would you believe that until reading your response, I hadn't caught that the person who filed the complaint was named Dixon?
2013-02-04 12:54:36 PM
1 votes:

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Cold_Sassy: Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.

If we go with this guy's standards, we should probably ban bikinis and underwear ads while we're at it. What if a little kid asks why someone can bare all of their skin except for those parts? We also need to put all condoms, tampons, douches and cold sore treatments behind and below the pharmacy counter. You never know when a child might see one of those in a store aisle and ask what they're for.


I'm of the opinion that people who can't answer such simple questions have no business having children.
2013-02-04 12:45:28 PM
1 votes:
Says Tracy Brechbiel, the guy who complained about FUBAR, "Give me any three letters, make one of them an 'F' and I can come up with something that would be obscene."

Great, you have an overactive imagination that seems to be stuck in a gutter.  Now stop complaining about what other people have on their license plates.
2013-02-04 12:07:48 PM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.


Or that it's a military term that means something went wrong.  They have no reason to believe it's an acronym.

Honestly, I'm going to have a lot harder time explaining why those two gray haired people are sitting in bathtubs on the lawn between innings.
2013-02-04 12:05:28 PM
1 votes:

Cold_Sassy: Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"


Follow Up By A Reacharound

"What's a reacharound?"

It's when you reach around.

*confused looks*
2013-02-04 11:29:51 AM
1 votes:
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2013-02-04 11:26:16 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "The complaint was, pardon my pun, a stretch," says Brad Benfield, a DOL spokesman who's served 10 years on the committee.

I like this Benfield gentleman.
2013-02-04 11:23:46 AM
1 votes:
This reminds me of the story from 5 or so years ago when a woman in her 70s was forced to change her license plate. She and her husband owned NorthWood Tree Farm and had the plate "NWTF" for over a decade. When the woman tried to renew they said she couldn't because her plate could be confused with "Now What the fark".  The funniest part to me was her last name was "Nipple." I just imagined them asking her to change that, too.
2013-02-04 11:19:08 AM
1 votes:
As far as the "JUGALET" vanity plate is concerned, I'm shocked a fan of ICP had enough cash to scrape together to get a car, let alone the fee for special plates.
2013-02-04 11:02:39 AM
1 votes:
Last October, [Johnny] Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Hey, Johnny:

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2013-02-04 10:59:36 AM
1 votes:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees "ELKNUT" and gets images of a baby polar bear in a sombrero.

Please?
2013-02-04 10:48:32 AM
1 votes:
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