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2013-02-04 09:37:16 AM
Meanwhile, you can happily place a bumper sticker on your car that says "Fark you, you farking fark!"
 
2013-02-04 10:07:10 AM
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Is this guy trolling or a moron?

Asked for comment about his complaint, Dixon emailed back, "What exactly is it that you want to know? I find it disturbing that you can access my emails to the DOL."

Ah, he's a moron.
 
2013-02-04 10:15:49 AM
Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."


What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?
 
2013-02-04 10:16:05 AM
Yes, goes211 makes him think of penis. The vigin mary probably makes him think of penis too

Maybe if he complained it was flaunting speed limits he MIGHT have an argument, but it is a 1989 bmw so I don't think there are any worries of achieving 211mph
 
2013-02-04 10:22:10 AM
Wow, I could not figure out how goes211 meant anything. Spinal Tap reference? Weather satellite fan?
 
2013-02-04 10:37:08 AM

Earguy: Spinal Tap reference?


That was my guess.
 
2013-02-04 10:45:46 AM
Think high-school humor: GETSOM, LUVBED, JUMPME, HUMPER, INHEAT, NYMPHO, OLDFART, IRSUCKS, GONAD, WANTSEX, GSPOT, BLUBALS, ZIGZAG, GO2HELL, BITEIT, MRPOOP.

ZIGZAG?  I am not familiar with anything other than the dictionary definition.
 
2013-02-04 10:48:19 AM

I_Am_Weasel: ZIGZAG? I am not familiar with anything other than the dictionary definition.


Rolling paper.
http://www.rollingpaperdepot.com/Zig-Zag-Rolling-Papers
 
2013-02-04 10:48:32 AM
api.ning.com
 
2013-02-04 10:48:32 AM
The state that had a whole series of 3 numbers and WTF plates issued. I wonder if they'll be wanting those back.
 
2013-02-04 10:58:36 AM

Earguy: Wow, I could not figure out how goes211 meant anything. Spinal Tap reference? Weather satellite fan?


I figured Spinal Tap - pathetic someone complained about that.  Should do an experiment and pick a random plate off the street and file a complaint about it because it makes you think of the peener - just to see what they do.
 
2013-02-04 10:59:36 AM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees "ELKNUT" and gets images of a baby polar bear in a sombrero.

Please?
 
2013-02-04 11:00:05 AM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
t2.gstatic.com
static.onemansblog.com
 
2013-02-04 11:01:41 AM
A man identifying himself as Johnny Dixon wasn't thinking "Spinal Tap" when he spotted the plate.
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."


*snerk*
 
2013-02-04 11:02:39 AM
Last October, [Johnny] Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Hey, Johnny:

vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-04 11:03:37 AM
Instead of an offended idiots veto the state should figure out if a reasonable person would be offended.  Given that reasonable and government aren't likely to be found together I say we troll the system.  Lets complain about every plate vanity or standard issue.

"To whom it may concern last Tuesday I was shocked to see a red Ford F-150 with the plate DBE 112.  As I'm sure you are well aware the letter "E" is often used as a derogatory, racist code word."
 
2013-02-04 11:03:58 AM

Earguy: Wow, I could not figure out how goes211 meant anything. Spinal Tap reference? Weather satellite fan?


My first thought was the weather satellite as well. But a quick google search also shows there was a band with that name.

Automatically assuming it was a penis reference seems to be pushing it - unless the complainer knew that is what the band intended.
 
2013-02-04 11:04:40 AM
I worked with a guy who had a plate "IFISTU"... I played naive and asked him to explain it to me, he refused. From that point on I imagined him as in a submissive, gay relationship.  Honestly, nothing wrong with that.  This was also over 25 years ago... I don't think a lot of busybody old people had any clue what it might mean.
 
2013-02-04 11:06:42 AM
She's also a big fan of Insane Clown Posse, the Detroit hip-hop duo whose fervent fans are known as Juggalos.

Kleiner says she has appreciated how the duo, whose lyrics are often violent but combined with spirituality, reaches out to those who've had troubled lives.


Wuht?
 
2013-02-04 11:08:37 AM
When I was a kid, there was a doctor in town with the license plate "666."  This was a fairly small town in a post industrial area (everyone knew everyone kind of thing.)  I've posted about this before when a similar thread came up.

Anyway, this 666 car was always parked downtown in a place where you could see it.

Dunno if the dude is alive anymore or has the plate anymore, moved from there when I was 3 years old.  We used to go back there on vacation to see family who still lived there, and I remember still seeing that car up until I was maybe 12 or 13 years old.
 
2013-02-04 11:14:34 AM
I guess they don't like zagnuts either
 
2013-02-04 11:19:08 AM
As far as the "JUGALET" vanity plate is concerned, I'm shocked a fan of ICP had enough cash to scrape together to get a car, let alone the fee for special plates.
 
2013-02-04 11:19:47 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: I guess they don't like zagnuts either


It's a tough malady to treat.
 
2013-02-04 11:19:48 AM

JerseyTim: Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."

What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?


Everybody needs a hobby.  There's probably some significant crossover between license plate complainers and numerology aficionados...
 
2013-02-04 11:21:03 AM
What's wrong with El Knut, the famous Swedo-Mexican wrestler?
 
2013-02-04 11:22:41 AM

Demetrius: Earguy: Spinal Tap reference?

That was my guess.


Of course it's a Spinal Tap reference.  If someone was offended by that term, they simply read into it entirely the worng way.

//Why don't you just make 10 louder?
///These amps go to eleven.
 
2013-02-04 11:23:00 AM
FTFA:
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Note to DOL -
issue mand. psych. eval. for Dixon ASAP.
 
2013-02-04 11:23:46 AM
This reminds me of the story from 5 or so years ago when a woman in her 70s was forced to change her license plate. She and her husband owned NorthWood Tree Farm and had the plate "NWTF" for over a decade. When the woman tried to renew they said she couldn't because her plate could be confused with "Now What the fark".  The funniest part to me was her last name was "Nipple." I just imagined them asking her to change that, too.
 
2013-02-04 11:26:16 AM
FTFA: "The complaint was, pardon my pun, a stretch," says Brad Benfield, a DOL spokesman who's served 10 years on the committee.

I like this Benfield gentleman.
 
2013-02-04 11:29:51 AM
CSB 1:   i knew a gy in the Navy that had "2 ON 1".  when we got our top secrets renewed, he claimed NIS asked him what it meant.  he said it was some card game or cribbage game or some shiat.  but, as he's telling me this story -- also he had that weird carny, panty sniffer, constantlyh licking his lips skeevy thing -- he says, "but what it really means, is my wife really, really likes double penetration."


CSB 2:  ran into a friend yesterday, in his new sled with a "1BAL1DR" plate.  hint:  he has something in common with Lance Armstrong.  Geddit?
 
2013-02-04 11:29:51 AM
img824.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-04 11:34:23 AM
I really don't want to meet the guy who thinks that GOES211 would be a reference to some guy's dick. At least they let him keep the plate.

\Washington State resident.
\\Wish I'd thought of it first.
 
2013-02-04 11:35:23 AM
ICU81MI
 
2013-02-04 11:36:25 AM
In High School, in the 80's (oops, just dated myself), I worked at a 5-star resort.  I often saw a new, red Camaro in the parking lot with the license plate CME4NK (see me for nooky).  Probably "worked" at the hotel?  Just sayin'.
 
2013-02-04 11:37:01 AM
TFA: Kleiner says she has appreciated how the duo, whose lyrics are often violent but combined with spirituality, reaches out to those who've had troubled lives.

Officer Mike Lusk of the Puyallup Police Department thought otherwise.

On February 2010, he emailed the DOL about not only JUGALET, but another plate, JUGGALO:

"Regardless of the plate holder's activation in the gang the plate still refers to a known recognized gang in WA. It would be no different if DOL issued a plate titled Blood or Crips."


Good grief. A lot can be said about Juggalos, and most of it isn't good, but they're not a gang, or even anything reasonably resembling one.

Though perhaps we need more "gangs" spraying their rivals with Faygo instead of bullets.
 
2013-02-04 11:41:33 AM

WinoRhino: As far as the "JUGALET" vanity plate is concerned, I'm shocked a fan of ICP had enough cash to scrape together to get a car, let alone the fee for special plates.


Does Washington State have bottle deposits? There's gotta be some money in collecting all of the Faygo cans/bottles and turning them in after a get-together...
 
2013-02-04 11:48:55 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 11:54:45 AM

number8: WinoRhino: As far as the "JUGALET" vanity plate is concerned, I'm shocked a fan of ICP had enough cash to scrape together to get a car, let alone the fee for special plates.

Does Washington State have bottle deposits? There's gotta be some money in collecting all of the Faygo cans/bottles and turning them in after a get-together...


That's Oregon.
 
2013-02-04 11:55:26 AM
Way back when I had cool stories, I remember there was this convertible Dodge Lebaron that would drive around where I worked.  The plate on it was "STROKER".  I always chuckled in my head about it.  Once day I was eating at BK or McD with my 3 coworkers, all of us 20 something guys.  So we sit down and see the STROKER car.  We immediately begin to make crude jokes about it and talk about the kind of person who would be so awesome, the would put STROKER on their car.

Well, as it turns out, it was the both just a few down from us. I have no doubt the freaky looking dudes heard us.  They waited long after their meal was done to slink out in same.  It was pretty smart waiting out the people the that are making fun you.  It just doesn't turn out well when it is 4 university students looking to dodge work for a while.

So in sort.  Don't complain when mocking works just as well.
 
2013-02-04 11:56:36 AM

JerseyTim: Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."

What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?


Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.
 
2013-02-04 12:03:33 PM
Any license plate with the letter "F" in it (either custom or random) should be recalled.
 
2013-02-04 12:05:28 PM

Cold_Sassy: Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"


Follow Up By A Reacharound

"What's a reacharound?"

It's when you reach around.

*confused looks*
 
2013-02-04 12:07:48 PM

Cold_Sassy: You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.


Or that it's a military term that means something went wrong.  They have no reason to believe it's an acronym.

Honestly, I'm going to have a lot harder time explaining why those two gray haired people are sitting in bathtubs on the lawn between innings.
 
2013-02-04 12:11:45 PM

Cold_Sassy: JerseyTim: Randy Randall, 60, a retired quality engineer, is still steaming about how, in 2011, the DOL yanked his plate, "FUBAR."

He'd had it for 36 years on various vehicles he owned.

Then a complaint came from Tracy Brechbiel, a Camano Island engineer.

He wrote the agency: "I learned of 'FUBAR' in the military ... Some may think of 'Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,' but I learned it as ...(Bleep!) Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition.' I find this to be an unacceptable acronym ..."

What kind of miserable farking creep do you have to be to take the time to stop everything and file a complaint over someone else's licence plate?

Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.


Yeah... Brechbiel can DIAF. This person doesn't have enough real problems.
 
2013-02-04 12:16:24 PM

Millennium: TFA: Kleiner says she has appreciated how the duo, whose lyrics are often violent but combined with spirituality, reaches out to those who've had troubled lives.

Officer Mike Lusk of the Puyallup Police Department thought otherwise.

On February 2010, he emailed the DOL about not only JUGALET, but another plate, JUGGALO:

"Regardless of the plate holder's activation in the gang the plate still refers to a known recognized gang in WA. It would be no different if DOL issued a plate titled Blood or Crips."

Good grief. A lot can be said about Juggalos, and most of it isn't good, but they're not a gang, or even anything reasonably resembling one.

Though perhaps we need more "gangs" spraying their rivals with Faygo instead of bullets.


The FBI actually released a warning about a "clown gang", referring to juggalos, and it was distributed through the regular int channels. I laughed myself crosseyed at it, then I felt sad because it was issued with a straight face by someone whose help I could conceivably need in the future.
 
2013-02-04 12:19:39 PM
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

WOW!!! sometimes I really don't like America. I think what he said tells me a LOT more about this Dixon guy than the guy who is having the plate
 
2013-02-04 12:27:41 PM

snowybunting:


As I read that, I realized Peter Frampton's Feel Like You Do song is playing on the radio.
The guitar rift I want to F*ck You was playing thru.

It was a moment
 
2013-02-04 12:31:47 PM
So if I had WALNUT on my license plate then someone would think I meant Walrus testicles?
 
2013-02-04 12:44:07 PM

Cold_Sassy: Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.


If we go with this guy's standards, we should probably ban bikinis and underwear ads while we're at it. What if a little kid asks why someone can bare all of their skin except for those parts? We also need to put all condoms, tampons, douches and cold sore treatments behind and below the pharmacy counter. You never know when a child might see one of those in a store aisle and ask what they're for.
 
2013-02-04 12:45:28 PM
Says Tracy Brechbiel, the guy who complained about FUBAR, "Give me any three letters, make one of them an 'F' and I can come up with something that would be obscene."

Great, you have an overactive imagination that seems to be stuck in a gutter.  Now stop complaining about what other people have on their license plates.
 
2013-02-04 12:47:18 PM
So 6 persons on the panel x 50 states x salary = cost of censorship
cost of censorship > custom plate revenue ?

/always bothered by this
//don't have an answer
 
2013-02-04 12:50:38 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Cold_Sassy: Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.

If we go with this guy's standards, we should probably ban bikinis and underwear ads while we're at it. What if a little kid asks why someone can bare all of their skin except for those parts? We also need to put all condoms, tampons, douches and cold sore treatments behind and below the pharmacy counter. You never know when a child might see one of those in a store aisle and ask what they're for.



BAN EVERYTHING


/oh by the way, the centering thingy should only center what's highlighted, not the entire post
 
2013-02-04 12:51:46 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to complain about my R4PTOR plates.  I've had so many people ask questions about it and everytime I say "Take a few steps back, look at it with one eye, and tell me what it says."  "OHHHHHH it says Raptor!"  "YES."
 
2013-02-04 12:54:36 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Cold_Sassy: Another item FTA about the FUBAR plate:

Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.

If we go with this guy's standards, we should probably ban bikinis and underwear ads while we're at it. What if a little kid asks why someone can bare all of their skin except for those parts? We also need to put all condoms, tampons, douches and cold sore treatments behind and below the pharmacy counter. You never know when a child might see one of those in a store aisle and ask what they're for.


I'm of the opinion that people who can't answer such simple questions have no business having children.
 
2013-02-04 12:56:03 PM

SevenizGud: FTFA:
Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

Note to DOL -
issue mand. psych. eval. for Dixon ASAP.


Now I could see where he would get the penis reference if it said GROWS211 -- I am wondering if maybe Mr. Dixon was upset because he was having penis envy.
 
2013-02-04 12:57:22 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

WOW!!! sometimes I really don't like America. I think what he said tells me a LOT more about this Dixon guy than the guy who is having the plate


Would you believe that until reading your response, I hadn't caught that the person who filed the complaint was named Dixon?
 
2013-02-04 01:03:45 PM

Millennium: SuperNinjaToad: Last October, Dixon emailed the Department of Licensing: "I find it in poor taste that the great state of Washington would issue a plate that allows a driver to insinuate in public that his penis grows to 11 inches in length. The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity."

WOW!!! sometimes I really don't like America. I think what he said tells me a LOT more about this Dixon guy than the guy who is having the plate

Would you believe that until reading your response, I hadn't caught that the person who filed the complaint was named Dixon?


He's probably heard so many "Huh huh dix" jokes in his lifetime that all he thinks about is euphamisms for, well, dix.
 
2013-02-04 01:14:43 PM
The rest of the citizens of Washington should not be subjected to this vulgarity.

America's new pastime is being offended about something.
 
2013-02-04 01:48:35 PM
The one strange thing I noticed about vanity plates while living in New Hampshire (about 10 years ago) was that a lot of people got plates that said the model of the car.

For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc.  All sorts of stupid shiat like that.  Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?

I lived there for 6 years and that shiat would just drive me crazy.
 
2013-02-04 01:49:21 PM
we need to ban license plates
 
2013-02-04 01:50:22 PM
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-02-04 01:51:03 PM
There are many, many non-vanity plates in my area that are FAP followed by 4 numbers. I wonder if they would pull them all if I applied for a vanity plate "I FAP".
 
2013-02-04 02:06:59 PM

archbishop: Cold_Sassy: You tell your farking kids you don't know, and in 5 minutes they'll forget they ever saw it.  What a dumb*ss world we're living in.

Or that it's a military term that means something went wrong.  They have no reason to believe it's an acronym.

Honestly, I'm going to have a lot harder time explaining why those two gray haired people are sitting in bathtubs on the lawn between innings.


LOL, excellent.
 
2013-02-04 02:36:15 PM

JoeyJoJo: The one strange thing I noticed about vanity plates while living in New Hampshire (about 10 years ago) was that a lot of people got plates that said the model of the car.

For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc.  All sorts of stupid shiat like that.  Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?

I lived there for 6 years and that shiat would just drive me crazy.


In Phoenix, I saw this guy driving a Lexus LS400.  In big, gold, metallic letters it said "LS400" on the back panel next to his license plate bracket.  Know what his license plate was?  Uh huh.
 
2013-02-04 02:38:37 PM
Tap must be big with BMW fans:

drewblood.com
 
2013-02-04 02:40:55 PM

Millennium: Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees "ELKNUT" and gets images of a baby polar bear in a sombrero.

Please?


Oh good.  Someone else who misread that particular plate.

I also thought the complaint about the "GOES211" sounded like Peter Griffin hearing somebody has MS.
 
2013-02-04 02:49:40 PM
I wanted  128 1 D but I was shouted down by a wise girlfriend.

/more like 128 1 D-bag
 
2013-02-04 03:16:22 PM

JoeyJoJo: The one strange thing I noticed about vanity plates while living in New Hampshire (about 10 years ago) was that a lot of people got plates that said the model of the car.

For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc.  All sorts of stupid shiat like that.  Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?

I lived there for 6 years and that shiat would just drive me crazy.


When I went to New England last year, I saw a car with NH plates that read NASCAH.
 
2013-02-04 03:20:19 PM

JoeyJoJo: For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc. All sorts of stupid shiat like that. Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?


how about "05 STANG", "09 AUDI", etc., guy?

yeah.  Aside from telling us what kind of car you drive WHEN YOU ARE IN THAT CAR, the model year is only cool when you are bumping the 2013 model year in 2012.

it looks dumb as fark when you are bumping areound town in your "05 STANG" plate.....in 2013 when there is a different body type.
 
2013-02-04 03:49:01 PM
I want to know how we ended up in a world where ONE complaint, no matter how stupid, gets an immediate bannination of something.
 
2013-02-04 04:07:51 PM

rickythepenguin: JoeyJoJo: For instance, I've seen FORD, JEEP, TOYOTA, HONDA, CAMRY, CIVIC, etc. All sorts of stupid shiat like that. Who would pay for a vanity plate which only announced the model of the vehicle it was on?

how about "05 STANG", "09 AUDI", etc., guy?

yeah.  Aside from telling us what kind of car you drive WHEN YOU ARE IN THAT CAR, the model year is only cool when you are bumping the 2013 model year in 2012.

it looks dumb as fark when you are bumping areound town in your "05 STANG" plate.....in 2013 when there is a different body type.


Agreed, unless the car in question is old or rare, in which case it saves you answering the "what kind of/year car is that" question 5000 times.
 
2013-02-04 04:15:39 PM

Disgruntled Goat: I want to know how we ended up in a world where ONE complaint, no matter how stupid, gets an immediate bannination of something.


*reported*

Enjoy your vacation.
 
2013-02-04 04:36:01 PM
A few years ago I saw this on a car in VA:

T1H5 H0

Took me about 30 seconds to figure it out, then I had a laugh and wondered how someone who has the job of screening these things missed it.
 
2013-02-04 04:38:02 PM
I read that as ELKUNT.

Gotta get stronger glasses,
 
2013-02-04 04:39:32 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: A few years ago I saw this on a car in VA:

T1H5 H0

Took me about 30 seconds to figure it out, then I had a laugh and wondered how someone who has the job of screening these things missed it.


there was a story here about some guy that had "ELOH55A" taken away by a DMV.
 
2013-02-04 07:26:52 PM
My old plate:
i1134.photobucket.com

Had it for 3 years, then *1* person complained. So I got a notice from the state saying I had to give it up. I tried to appeal and explain it simply meant "to cover" in Japanese, and there was such food items such as bukkake udon and bukkake ramen that was noodles with a lot of stuff on it.
They lady from the other side had to read the slang definition from urbandictionary.com, and was clearly uncomfortable doing so. (that part was rather funny). I tried to explain that the website was open to anyone to make an entry, and nearly every word could possibly be slang for something bad, and that was no reason to take my plate, but VA did not agree.

So this is my new plate:
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2013-02-04 07:32:37 PM
I had a creepy coworker who was overly proud of her cherry red Mustang. Her plate? STAAANG.

I'll never forget the blonde in the convertible who breezed through my hometown advertising ICRZNKD.

Spotten a Scion on a roadtrip to Oregon that sported ROFLBOX.

Had a nerdy laugh a few months ago when I spotted MOOGLE on a car outside my place of work.

That said, I always thought getting SLYTHRN for my silver car would be delightfully geeky and silly. :)
 
2013-02-04 08:05:51 PM
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2013-02-04 09:09:26 PM
4NIC8R
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2013-02-04 11:02:53 PM
I had a keychain that said FUH-Q, but I never had the juevos to request it from DMV.
 
2013-02-05 02:44:39 AM

Petit_Merdeux: Cold_Sassy: Says Brechbiel, "What about if a little kid asks their parent what it means?"

Follow Up By A Reacharound

"What's a reacharound?"

It's when you reach around.

*confused looks*


Sounds fine and dandy until your 1st grader gets suspended for asking little Susie for a reacharound instead of asking her if he can use her eraser.
 
2013-02-05 09:34:37 AM

Fark In The Duck: I had a keychain that said FUH-Q, but I never had the juevos to request it from DMV.


Hehe, you could go with "Pho Cue" and jsut say it is your favorite vietnamese noodle place/pool hall.
 
2013-02-05 10:35:41 AM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Fark In The Duck: I had a keychain that said FUH-Q, but I never had the juevos to request it from DMV.

Hehe, you could go with "Pho Cue" and jsut say it is your favorite vietnamese noodle place/pool hall.


Or "Faux Cue" and say that you play billiards with cheap, French knock-off sticks.
 
2013-02-05 03:50:15 PM
MRPOOP was funny!
 
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