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2013-02-04 10:47:05 AM
I wonder if Beyonce was responsible for making Steve Gutenberg a star. I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-02-04 10:51:29 AM
I'm willing to inspect her for oddly shaped birthmarks.
 
2013-02-04 10:55:39 AM
I thought there was one fleeting instant where she brought her arm down across one of the pointy things
on her corset and then we'd have a nipple slip, but I suspect those things were cinched down tighter than
the footings for the Golden Gate bridge.
 
2013-02-04 11:19:48 AM

Sybarite: I'm willing to inspect her for oddly shaped birthmarks.


Sybarite: I'm willing to inspect her for oddly shaped birthmarks.


I'd like to paddle her swollen ass.
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more.
/you can never reference too many shows at once
 
2013-02-04 11:25:54 AM
The Illuminati doesn't need subliminal messaging to win me over.  They could simply give Jim Harbaugh a cockpunch on national television and that would be enough to sway me.
 
2013-02-04 11:35:18 AM
I wouldn't mind getting drunk and playing ping-pong with her.
 
2013-02-04 12:12:06 PM
Ever notice that Beyonce kinda looks like the lovechild of Charles Barkley and Mariah Carey?

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2013-02-04 12:13:04 PM
Her music is awful.
 
2013-02-04 12:14:42 PM
But does she run Barter Town?
 
2013-02-04 12:17:17 PM
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2013-02-04 12:21:57 PM
Did Beyonce use make up to fool people into thinking that she is not ugly?
 
2013-02-04 12:30:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 12:40:17 PM
What's up with the epic butthurt in those Yahoo comments?
 
2013-02-04 12:41:05 PM
DAT ASS.
 
2013-02-04 12:47:12 PM
I noticed she didn't really do any singing.

Lots of hollaring and dancing tho.
 
2013-02-04 12:49:21 PM
I'd remorselessly flambé every last one of you to give Beyonce the least memorable 45 seconds of her life.
 
2013-02-04 12:49:24 PM
Clearly Beyonce and her Illuminatti cronies conspired to rig the Superbowl by blowing the power out, giving the 49ers a much needed rest. We should be thankful their plan didn't work, who knows what would have happened.
 
2013-02-04 12:55:13 PM

Rapmaster2000: What's up with the epic butthurt in those Yahoo comments?


I was especially amused by the comment about DVR technology.  The person basically said that they paused the game during half-time, did stuff around the house during the show, and then fast-forwarded the show after it was over.  What's the point?

//I understand that the person may have been recording the game, but why pause the show?  Just let it run!
 
2013-02-04 12:58:28 PM
She makes weird faces when she performs.
 
2013-02-04 01:13:33 PM
I think she is damn hot. i would go gay for her in a second/
 
2013-02-04 01:29:47 PM

PaisleyHunter: I think she is damn hot. i would go gay for her in a second/


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2013-02-04 01:32:18 PM
She's no Janet
 
2013-02-04 01:54:05 PM
I'm telling you people, Beyonce used to be a man!

I'm convinced of it.
 
2013-02-04 02:10:41 PM
I am honestly surprised that her attention whore husband didn't join her at some point during her performance.
 
2013-02-04 02:26:34 PM
She takes huge dumps.
 
2013-02-04 02:30:57 PM
What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.
 
2013-02-04 02:38:17 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.


Anybody can join the masons now.  Well, except women in most circumstances.
 
2013-02-04 02:42:26 PM
Beyoncé is still yelling at the crowd to put their hands together.
 
2013-02-04 03:04:22 PM

animal900: Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.

Anybody can join the masons now.  Well, except women in most circumstances.


So it's a demonic clown god of dicks. Whoa.
 
2013-02-04 03:04:38 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.


According to the conspiracy guys, ANYTHING is freemason/illuminati/nwo/lizardpeople/sasquatch evidence.

/and now, Time Cube
 
2013-02-04 03:10:00 PM
I just listened to Alex Jones cover this talking point for the last 33 minutes (code speak).

Too bad the rest of you plebians don't understand what us all powerful, ruling elite have planned for you!  

Lizard people indeed!
 
2013-02-04 03:21:14 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk?


They are truly some odd fellows.
 
2013-02-04 03:23:47 PM

spacemanjones: She takes huge dumps.



Yeah. In fact, I hear that she BEEFS.

Will sometimes take a dump in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2013-02-04 03:35:27 PM

doczoidberg: spacemanjones: She takes huge dumps.


Yeah. In fact, I hear that she BEEFS.

Will sometimes take a dump in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.


I hear she drops one at the top of a hill & just jumps on & logrides it all the way down.
 
2013-02-04 03:54:02 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.


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It opens doors.
 
2013-02-04 04:21:44 PM
Just like the royal family... over-rated.
 
2013-02-04 04:25:37 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: What is up with some black celebrities and the Freemason junk? I thought Masons were a bunch of old white guys with tiny cars who worshipped a demonic clown god.


Some? Black? Pretty much every celebrity is freemason now.
 
2013-02-04 05:08:11 PM

Buttknuckle: I am honestly surprised that her attention whore husband didn't join her at some point during her performance.


A Washington Post writer has an article point out that not one male showed up on stage during the entire halftime show.
 
2013-02-04 05:33:04 PM
Not a single male musician or dancer and her stage resembled a Vagina. "Independent women...Single Ladies."
 
2013-02-04 05:39:58 PM

Rapmaster2000: What's up with the epic butthurt in those Yahoo comments?


This.

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/Eat a farking dick, SallyC.
 
2013-02-04 05:56:33 PM

Ishkur: I noticed she didn't really do any singing.

Lots of hollaring and dancing prancing around the stage and squatting once in a while tho.


FTFY. Beyonce doesn't dance.
 
2013-02-04 06:08:25 PM
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2013-02-05 07:45:39 AM
BIE?

/EIP
 
2013-02-05 09:34:13 AM
Singer:
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Entertainer:
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I hear they both just BEEF tho.
 
2013-02-05 10:08:12 AM
Fat:
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Not fat:
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