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(Patch)   DUI suspect to police after being caught on the front porch of someone's home after his car accident: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens who transported me here"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Walton County, front porch, Loganville, accidents  
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2118 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2013 at 11:39 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-04 11:41:03 AM  
Ak ak ak ak ak!
2013-02-04 11:42:13 AM  
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2013-02-04 11:42:21 AM  
I had the right to remain silent.
But I lacked the ability.
2013-02-04 11:52:59 AM  
I don't know. Creationists pretty much use this argument and loads of people buy into it.
2013-02-04 12:02:57 PM  
It's... it's just too easy.
2013-02-04 12:08:28 PM  
He's confused. It was Lord Kimbote who transported them. Full Size
2013-02-04 12:27:59 PM  
So he was driven there by Mexicans ?
2013-02-04 12:37:51 PM  
First guy to drive the new Chevy Alien.
2013-02-04 08:41:48 PM  
You guys are going to be really sorry when it turns out to be aliens.
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