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(KOB4)   Running down the road naked with a phone cord wrapped around your junk is no way to go through life, son   (kob.com) divider line 23
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2013-02-04 09:58:31 AM  
"Who's law?  Yours, or'n mine, sheriff? "
 
2013-02-04 10:01:33 AM  
If that's wrong then I don't want to be right!!
 
2013-02-04 10:12:09 AM  
♪♫♪ Operator?  Information.
Give me penis, on the line... ♪♫♪
 
2013-02-04 10:16:13 AM  
As for the cord, the criminal complaint states the method is used to make the subject feel like they are in power and control."

I just assumed it would work like a cock ring to make him harder.  But what do I know?

Unless it works like a leash.  "Heel, Penis!  Heel!"
 
2013-02-04 10:35:41 AM  
What's a phone cord?
 
2013-02-04 10:37:16 AM  
But WHAT an ORGASM!
 
2013-02-04 10:37:59 AM  
DIY Cock Ring?

Wouldn't a rubber band be better?  Then again I guess you don't want it to tight or else it'll turn black and fall off.
 
2013-02-04 10:38:24 AM  
Idiot.  That's not what is meant by "phone jack".
 
2013-02-04 10:43:07 AM  
I love when the internet gives me new ideas.
 
2013-02-04 10:43:16 AM  
Phone sex? /you are doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-04 10:47:44 AM  
Ring...Ring....Banana phone?
 
2013-02-04 10:48:32 AM  
I blame video games.
 
2013-02-04 10:55:19 AM  
Running down the road naked with a phone cord wrapped around your junk is no way to go through life, son

Don't tell me how to live my life, subby.
 
2013-02-04 10:58:45 AM  
Now with ribs for her pleasure.
 
2013-02-04 11:02:05 AM  

Diogenes: As for the cord, the criminal complaint states the method is used to make the subject feel like they are in power and control."

I just assumed it would work like a cock ring to make him harder.  But what do I know?

Unless it works like a leash.  "Heel, Penis!  Heel!"


A new meaning to "coming to the end of one's rope"
 
2013-02-04 11:21:55 AM  
In other news: people still have phone cords to attach around various body appendages?
 
2013-02-04 11:23:03 AM  
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Subby
 
2013-02-04 11:32:08 AM  
Operator, let's forget about this call.
 
2013-02-04 11:43:20 AM  
Then where exactly do you suggest I wrap the phone cord, subby? Huh?
 
2013-02-04 01:14:34 PM  
lulz
 
2013-02-04 02:38:54 PM  
I thought phones with cords were extinct.
 
2013-02-04 02:55:21 PM  
"As for the cord, the criminal complaint states the method is used to make the subject feel like they are in power and control."

Definitely the best part of TFA.

But I REALLY want to know what left field they pulled this nugget from.

/It's an S&M thing, isn't it?
 
2013-02-04 06:51:07 PM  
A friend of mine was picked up walking down the street on LOTS of acid with a string of tin cans tied to his dick.
I miss that dude.
 
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