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(Telegraph)   Iran insists it really did send a monkey into space and they do too have a hot girlfriend, she just lives in Canada   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 42
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2013-02-04 06:13:18 AM
It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?
 
2013-02-04 07:04:30 AM
Iran also insists that their contraption of plywood, bondo, and spare car parts can go toe to to with Gen 5 fighters.
 
2013-02-04 07:19:33 AM

BronyMedic: Iran also insists that their contraption of plywood, bondo, and spare car parts can go toe to to with Gen 5 fighters.


Just make sure they don't get any pinball machines. That would be really bad.
 
2013-02-04 07:25:35 AM
I can't believe no one is holding Iran's feet to the fire for torturing and then killing a monkey.

People who are cruel to animals are the worst.
 
2013-02-04 07:28:06 AM
Here's the launch:
datbase.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-04 07:34:29 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?


Eh?
 
2013-02-04 07:35:50 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?


Metric system and high-denomination coins...and French.
 
2013-02-04 07:35:55 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?



Copy/paste of my comment in This thread may add a couple things...


"Was (s)he listening to Rush and trying to put maple syrup on his/her peameal bacon while also trying to open a Labatt's for a mountie who was eating poutine and watching 'kids in the hall' on the back of the snowmobile when he swerved to miss a beaver thus hitting the moose?

No?

Not the most Canadian headline evar then.


/Soory. Try again Eh."

 
2013-02-04 07:40:33 AM
Please turn into a how i meet your mother dirty canadian sex act thread
 
2013-02-04 07:42:36 AM
I heard that Iran's hot girlfriend was in a car accident about two months ago and has been in a coma since the accident.
 
2013-02-04 07:43:40 AM

Oldiron_79: Please turn into a how i meet your mother dirty canadian sex act thread


You really should try the Reverse Rick Moranis sometime. It is hoot.
 
2013-02-04 07:58:00 AM
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farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-04 07:58:23 AM

saminman: miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding. /did I miss anything? Metric system and high-denomination coins...and French.


We don't want your stinkin' low denomination coins anymore anyway.  http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/01/31/f-penny-obit.html
 
2013-02-04 07:58:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe no one is holding Iran's feet to the fire for torturing and then killing a monkey.

People who are cruel to animals are the worst.


Yes, let's all ignore the larger implications of Iran's recent actions, their treatment of women in general, and their denial of the holocaust and pledge to wipe the Jews off the planet... to cry about a monkey.

People who are cruel to people are the worst. fark the monkey.
 
2013-02-04 08:00:21 AM
do to
do too?
due to?
dew two?
 
2013-02-04 08:02:56 AM

xiola: do to
do too?
due to?
dew two?


dewt ooo.
 
2013-02-04 08:12:29 AM
i115.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 08:20:33 AM
... also, Iran's new indigenous jet fighter is NOT an undersized plywood and Bondo creation worthy of a vocational tech autobody class.
 
2013-02-04 08:25:11 AM
Made this a few years ago....Still works.

i598.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 08:26:22 AM
Claudia Lynx. Iranian Canadian -
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-04 08:29:23 AM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe no one is holding Iran's feet to the fire for torturing and then killing a monkey.

People who are cruel to animals are the worst.

Yes, let's all ignore the larger implications of Iran's recent actions, their treatment of women in general, and their denial of the holocaust and pledge to wipe the Jews off the planet... to cry about a monkey.

People who are cruel to people are the worst. fark the monkey.


Western culture keeps seeping in despite Iran's all-out attempt to block it.  I predict a revolt within the next decade.  China's better at hiding/photoshopping stuff so I give 'em 2 decades.
 
2013-02-04 08:33:26 AM

Mister Buttons: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe no one is holding Iran's feet to the fire for torturing and then killing a monkey.

People who are cruel to animals are the worst.

Yes, let's all ignore the larger implications of Iran's recent actions, their treatment of women in general, and their denial of the holocaust and pledge to wipe the Jews off the planet... to cry about a monkey.

People who are cruel to people are the worst. fark the monkey.

Western culture keeps seeping in despite Iran's all-out attempt to block it.  I predict a revolt within the next decade.  China's better at hiding/photoshopping stuff so I give 'em 2 decades.


Has everyone here seen the episode of The Daily Show where someone went to Iran acting like they expected to find a Taliban-like state and ended up finding that TDS was incredibly popular there and that it was the favorite show of the kid they were talking to? If not, go watch it immedeately.

/"Hi Jon!"
 
2013-02-04 09:36:15 AM

david_gaithersburg: In other news, the US is not capable of detecting ICBMs being launched from Iran.


Yeah, that's my main question... Whether they had a monkey in there and whether it's the same monkey they were showing a few days later, there was still a rocket that went up 75 miles, no? Or did all our satellites and radar systems detect nothing? The latter is unlikely, because we'd be broadcasting that story far and wide.

Frankly, I think the media's focus on "hurr durr monkey looks different therefore launch is fake" is naive.
 
2013-02-04 09:37:19 AM

cyberbenali: saminman: miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding. /did I miss anything? Metric system and high-denomination coins...and French.

We don't want your stinkin' low denomination coins anymore anyway.  http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/01/31/f-penny-obit.html


Soon to replaced by ningies.
 
2013-02-04 10:02:46 AM
Selma Alamari, Iraqi (close enough), on this season's The Bachelor.

bachelorcontestants.com

/girlfriend makes me watch the show.
 
2013-02-04 10:08:51 AM

chewielouie: Selma Alamari, Iraqi (close enough), on this season's The Bachelor.

[bachelorcontestants.com image 618x648]

/girlfriend makes me watch the show.


While she is very hot, Iraqi is no where near Iranian. Iranian is closer to white European than it is Iraqi Arab.
 
2013-02-04 10:18:54 AM
They also have a stealth fighter that most definitely isn't made out of cardboard or anything.
 
2013-02-04 10:25:09 AM
While I have a hard time believing anything that comes out of an Iranian officials mouth, their explanation in this case actually makes sense.
 
2013-02-04 10:26:48 AM
I think they meant, sent a Monkey to IKEA.  Stupid babblefish.

www.cbc.ca
 
2013-02-04 10:33:07 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?


Her name is Alberta
 
2013-02-04 10:37:40 AM

limeyfellow: chewielouie: Selma Alamari, Iraqi (close enough), on this season's The Bachelor.

[bachelorcontestants.com image 618x648]

/girlfriend makes me watch the show.

While she is very hot, Iraqi is no where near Iranian. Iranian is closer to white European than it is Iraqi Arab.



It's all Persian Empire.
 
2013-02-04 11:01:55 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?


Bacon?  Was it Halal?
 
2013-02-04 11:14:11 AM
...and now they have the "F-313 Stealth Fighter", which looks a lot like a ducted fan R/C model in the video footage on the BBC, and amazingly like a fiberglass shell as shown to the press:

i.imgur.com

No way this hurts Iran's reputation way more...  but I'm sure somebody out there still believes Iran isn't a big joke when it comes to technological development.

Honestly, it's crap like this that make me doubt they could actually build an atomic weapon.
 
2013-02-04 11:21:13 AM
farm6.staticflickr.com
What an Iranian-Canadian may look like.
 
2013-02-04 11:45:43 AM

miss diminutive: It's true. I saw her at the local Tim Horton's buying some back bacon and maple syrup while taking advantage of some universal healthcare just before her lesbian cousin's wedding.

/did I miss anything?


Did she kiss a girl and liked it?

/ cherry chapstick?
 
2013-02-04 11:57:06 AM
monkeys are notoriously fungible.
 
2013-02-04 01:48:56 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Hey if these guys can pull it off. (almost)
 
2013-02-04 05:11:02 PM
Here, I found some secret footage of the jet in question

cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-02-04 05:41:14 PM
"Pishgam," the Farsi word for pioneer

I am actually surprised that backward-ass culture HAS a word for pioneer.
 
2013-02-04 05:47:44 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't believe no one is holding Iran's feet to the fire for torturing and then killing a monkey.

People who are cruel to animals are the worst.

Yes, let's all ignore the larger implications of Iran's recent actions, their treatment of women in general, and their denial of the holocaust and pledge to wipe the Jews off the planet... to cry about a monkey.

People who are cruel to people are the worst. fark the monkey.


Last I looked women there can vote and the right wing here in America (as well as many Israel fan boys on the left) can't wait to wipe Iran off the map. People suck, save the monkeys!
 
2013-02-04 08:15:37 PM

LesserEvil: ...and now they have the "F-313 Stealth Fighter", which looks a lot like a ducted fan R/C model in the video footage on the BBC, and amazingly like a fiberglass shell as shown to the press:

[i.imgur.com image 850x566]

No way this hurts Iran's reputation way more...  but I'm sure somebody out there still believes Iran isn't a big joke when it comes to technological development.

Honestly, it's crap like this that make me doubt they could actually build an atomic weapon.


I don't buy this American "Iran's plane is phoney" propaganda pushed by so many people here at Fark.  These false theories have no basis in fact. This aircraft is the result of tremendous time and effort from Iran's top scientists and military engineers and is being introduced to the world by the president of their country!  For the love of pete, look at the design and manufacturing efforts they spent on duct taping the top of that Thrustmaster Mark II Joystick to a sprinkler pipe for use as a control column!  These advances in technology have never been seen on a production fighter aircraft by western nations.

The world should pay due respect to Iran's scientific prowess.
 
2013-02-04 08:41:18 PM

A10Mechanic: Here, I found some secret footage of the jet in question

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 600x300]


Will only work if they can think Russian..think Russian...think Russian.

/loved that movie as kid
 
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