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2013-02-04 06:31:29 AM  
An old lady speeding? That would make a good song.
 
2013-02-04 06:33:22 AM  
I like articles with happy endings like this one.
 
2013-02-04 07:01:17 AM  
She's 49 and her grand-daughter is in middle school.

Assuming her grand daughter is 11, she'd have been 38 when the child was born. Splitting the rest evenly between herself and her daughter, this granny was 19 when she gave birth to the grand-daughter's mother.

Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.
 
2013-02-04 07:01:32 AM  
We don't want to take cars away from law abiding drivers.  But nobody needs a car that can go that fast.  We need to have sensible legislation that limits how fast a car can go.
 
2013-02-04 07:02:26 AM  
 
2013-02-04 07:08:50 AM  
I had to check to see if this was my grandmother
 
2013-02-04 07:11:31 AM  
Again?
 
2013-02-04 07:12:00 AM  
No wonder she didn't make it on time. What with all the police stopping her.
 
2013-02-04 07:13:49 AM  
Next thing they'll tell me is that video tape and not film is the future of the adult entertainment industry. Yeah right.

Let's eat grandma's ass!
vs.
Let's eat, grandma's ass!
 
2013-02-04 07:15:56 AM  

Mr. Right: We don't want to take cars away from law abiding drivers.  But nobody needs a car that can go that fast.  We need to have sensible legislation that limits how fast a car can go.


When I brought up this argument to those types of people, they stutter and say the argument is the same. It's funny to watch.
 
2013-02-04 07:16:25 AM  
 
2013-02-04 07:18:30 AM  
Anyone have a picture of what "a women" looks like?
 
2013-02-04 07:19:27 AM  
How many times are we going to see this story greenlit?
 
2013-02-04 07:27:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.



Yeah, that shiat is terrible. Now, on with the GILF thread!

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2013-02-04 07:32:59 AM  
If she was trying to get to a hospital or something before some beloved family member died, I would understand. Risk/reward and all that. Under the right circumstances I could see driving that fast, but I would be as careful as possible (like slowing down around other cars etc.).

Missing a middle school dance recital is NOT one of those situations. Sheesh, lady, choose your battles. THIS is the situation where you choose to go balls to the wall???
 
2013-02-04 07:37:29 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.


Says the guy in the country where the median age is like 40.
 
2013-02-04 07:38:28 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Says the guy in the country where the median age is like 40.


Land O GILFs.
 
2013-02-04 07:39:18 AM  
illannoyin: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Yeah, that shiat is terrible. Now, on with the GILF thread!


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2013-02-04 07:44:06 AM  
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2013-02-04 07:44:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Says the guy in the country where the median age is like 40.

Land O GILFs.


I know, right?

But they age so well they look like MILFs.
 
2013-02-04 07:46:03 AM  

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Says the guy in the country where the median age is like 40.

Land O GILFs.

I know, right?

But they age so well they look like MILFs.


No, I mean the 80 year olds.

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2013-02-04 07:49:32 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Says the guy in the country where the median age is like 40.

Land O GILFs.

I know, right?

But they age so well they look like MILFs.

No, I mean the 80 year olds.

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So do I.
 
2013-02-04 08:31:44 AM  
♫ The little old lady from Pasadena. ♫
 
2013-02-04 08:35:37 AM  

illannoyin: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.


Yeah, that shiat is terrible. Now, on with the GILF thread!

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Xenomech: illannoyin: AverageAmericanGuy: Kids having kids. I tell you what. That kind of thing is ruining America.

Yeah, that shiat is terrible. Now, on with the GILF thread!

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High. Maintenance.

I'm not sayin' that's a bad thing though - nope not at all.

I'll be back in a minute
 
2013-02-04 08:56:03 AM  
A better story was the one about the carjackers who couldn't operate a stick shift
 
2013-02-04 09:03:15 AM  
AverageAmericanGuy:

She's 49 and her grand-daughter is in middle school.

In KY her grand-daughter could be graduating high school.

When I hear "grandma" my first picture is my own grandma, who was 54 when I was born; my mother was almost 30 and I was her first. Now I've learned to not be shocked when I hear a hot 40 year old has been made a grandma 4 times already.

Around here a MILF can be below the age of consent. You'd think having already had a kid or two would make her honorarily legal, but no: you'd still count as a creepy "pedophile." (As opposed to just plain creepy, how everybody else regards me.)
 
2013-02-04 09:05:25 AM  
Maus III:

Next thing they'll tell me is that video tape and not film is the future of the adult entertainment industry. Yeah right.</i>

Now they use iPhones. Telephones. To make talkies.

Let's eat grandma's ass!
vs.
Let's eat, grandma's ass!


Let's eat grandmas, ass!
 
2013-02-04 10:03:42 AM  
According to reports, Lacy was then pulled over by a state trooper for doing 112 mph and ticketed for speeding, no insurance, and possession of marijuana.
Despite her best efforts, however, Lacy did not make it to her granddaughter's dance on time.



Farking weed man always tells you he's 10 minutes away and you end up sitting in the Burger King parking lot for half an hour.
 
2013-02-04 10:23:31 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Initially... I read that headline as "Go Tranny, Go Tranny, Go".


And you bet that there is nobody keener,
than the little crossdresser from Pasadena,
She dresses so fab, it makes her so hard.
She's the queen of Colorado Boulevard
 
2013-02-04 10:30:40 AM  
I'm probably the only one who read that and somehow got Vanilla Ice in my head.

/Granny, Granny rap
//Granny, Granny rap
///Granny, Granny rap
////Go go go go.
 
2013-02-04 10:59:55 AM  
That's funny, my mirrors show things backwards.
 
2013-02-04 11:42:09 AM  
Was Slappy Squirrel involved?
 
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