doczoidberg: Clock Spider Jerusalem: doczoidberg: If she enjoyed drinking and misses it, then why did she stop?Seriously. Who gives a fark if you're an alcoholic? If you like drinking, then keep drinking!Seems like a no brainer to me.Her liver tried to run away while she was passed out.Mine does that all of the time, too.I call its bluff, and it always comes back.
blue_2501: Raug the Dwarf: blue_2501: Also, Bill Hicks was never married. WTF?[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 167x200]I say, boy, the fast ones go over your head.And the joke is? If there is one there, it's not very funny.
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