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2013-02-04 09:35:26 AM
That headline is AWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEESOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!  As I told somebody last night, we know Cena is walking out of Wrestlemania with the title.  The NFL at least likes to keep us guessing.
 
2013-02-04 10:20:06 AM
ok, whoever Subby is for this week, please take a bow.  A brilliant mix of humor, sarcasm, and troll bait.  Well played!
 
2013-02-04 10:39:24 AM
Why? Because pro wrestling is for morans.
It's a very short step up from tractor pulls and monster trucks.
 
2013-02-04 10:50:11 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ok, whoever Subby is for this week, please take a bow.  A brilliant mix of humor, sarcasm, and troll bait.  Well played!


You're welcome.
 
2013-02-04 10:53:56 AM
Headline would have been better had it referenced scripted NBA entertainment.
 
2013-02-04 10:56:56 AM
RARGH THIS HEADLINE MAKES ME ANGRY

IMMA GET U U STOOPID TROLL
 
2013-02-04 11:08:33 AM
I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.
 
2013-02-04 11:31:22 AM
There was a rumor that New Orleans natives were rushing to buy tickets to get into the Dome, in anticipation of looking and raping.

What can I say, it's in their genetic make up.

/Good headline though
//made myself lol when I made the Undertaker "GONG" sound when the lights went out
 
2013-02-04 12:23:44 PM

give me doughnuts: Why? Because pro wrestling is for morans.
It's a very short step up from tractor pulls and monster trucks.


You give wrestling too much credit.
 
2013-02-04 12:46:04 PM

PowerSlacker: Headline would have been better had it referenced scripted NBA entertainment.


Just wait until the next time the NBA farks up, it'll happen.

This is a classic Vince troll headline... every time a major sports organization strikes, or farks up in some way, Vince has to troll them by doing a thinly veiled storyline about their troubles.

Remember

24.media.tumblr.com

I would expect a blackout tonight, or something similar.
 
2013-02-04 12:51:48 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.


They would've been up in Goodell's suite.
 
2013-02-04 01:30:19 PM

robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.


Haha. True.
 
2013-02-04 01:49:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ok, whoever Subby is for this week, please take a bow.  A brilliant mix of humor, sarcasm, and troll bait.  Well played!

You're welcome.


Thanks, Damien!  :D
 
2013-02-04 02:29:31 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.


It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol
 
2013-02-04 04:04:10 PM

robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.

It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol


It would have been awesome for the lights to go black, and then, at the 50 yard line, we see....

i204.photobucket.com

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
 
2013-02-04 04:12:17 PM

FinFangFark: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.

It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol

It would have been awesome for the lights to go black, and then, at the 50 yard line, we see....

[i204.photobucket.com image 500x150]

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!


As long as he came out and made Ray Lewis cry by telling him his God is a fairy tale. that he killed a man, and then took a bottle of Deer Antler juice and poured it down Ray Ray's throat.
 
2013-02-04 04:14:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: FinFangFark: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.

It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol

It would have been awesome for the lights to go black, and then, at the 50 yard line, we see....

[i204.photobucket.com image 500x150]

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

As long as he came out and made Ray Lewis cry by telling him his God is a fairy tale. that he killed a man, and then took a bottle of Deer Antler juice and poured it down Ray Ray's throat.


I would gladly pay a ton of money to see that.
 
2013-02-04 04:20:25 PM
So how long into Raw tonight before there is a "power outage" joke?

/probably will involve Hornswoggle and Khali
 
2013-02-04 04:22:11 PM
 
2013-02-04 04:24:44 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year


I bet they showed Bruno the "Vince's limo blows up" angle with a CNN logo slapped on it to get him to agree.
 
2013-02-04 04:40:47 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year


Sweet!
 
2013-02-04 04:42:15 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year


FTFA -

"But as Paul explained to me, WWE made a lot of other changes. There's no more profanity, there's no vulgarity in the current product, and that stuff had bothered me as well. When Paul first spoke to me and told me all the changes, I started watching it again and I was very convinced that they are doing amazing things. I see the wrestlers and all the changes they made. There's no profanity, there's no vulgarity, and it's a family-friendly program. That's what it used to be, and that's a huge role in the whole factor."

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Now I wish I was a fly on the wall when Gagne showed Bruno a tape of the product now, lol...I imagine his thumb was quick on the trigger at that FF button, "oh no, you don't need to see this, champ...this is just talking, and we know you don't like guys just talking, right Bruno?  Heh heh..."
 
2013-02-04 04:44:55 PM
Yeah apparently Bruno did not see Rock call a wrestling widow an ugly hooker biatch
 
2013-02-04 05:11:15 PM
What's that about the WWE World Heavyweight Champion never murdering anyone?

ringtalk.com

i202.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-04 06:49:27 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year


Now for the next "impossible" induction

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-04 06:59:10 PM

clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]


If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.
 
2013-02-04 07:01:40 PM
What I realized about why I love the way Paul Heyman speaks has to do with how he says the name "Brock Lesnar."

It's like... in the Lord of the Rings movies, everyone will be talking normally, but when someone says "Mordor," they all put such unnatural emphasis on how it's pronounced to make it all sinister and stuff.  They'll say: "We have to get the ring to MORRRRRDORRRRRRR."

The same deal applies with Paul Heyman when he says Brock's name: "Please, sir, you don't want to incur the wrath of BRRRRRRRRROCK LESNARRRRRRRRRRRR."
 
2013-02-04 07:32:55 PM
NO! DAMMIT NO! BAH GAWD NO KING, ROBSUL82 HAS TURNED OFF THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN TO SPITE CENA JUST LIKE HE DESTROYED THE SUPERDOME LAST NIGHT. DAMN HIM, DAMN THAT TRAITOR!
 
2013-02-04 07:34:56 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So how long into Raw tonight before there is a "power outage" joke?

/probably will involve Hornswoggle and Khali


This right here is why it sucks that Taker is hurt and may miss Mania.

Could you imagine if they pulled a lame power outage joke with Jerry and King laughing about it....followed by the lights going out and an actual GONG

They'll lull us in for the kill
 
2013-02-04 07:35:42 PM
From last night during the blackout:

Roman Reigns @WWERomanReigns

49ers are losing! Vest on..Cut the lights..Time to Fight!! #49ers Losing=Injustice
 
2013-02-04 07:37:10 PM

FinFangFark: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.

It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol

It would have been awesome for the lights to go black, and then, at the 50 yard line, we see....

[i204.photobucket.com image 500x150]

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!


Here's a funny WWE/Super Bowl mashup [REDACTED] posted on his Japanese Twittah feed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwKTa_Baew&feature=youtube_gdata
 
2013-02-04 07:38:41 PM
Because it needs to be here:
Link

BAHHH GOD KING!!!
 
2013-02-04 07:38:49 PM
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of the REAL WORLD CHAMPION ENTERING THE HALL OF FAME.

media48.podbean.com
 
2013-02-04 07:40:40 PM

clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]


From what I've heard/read, Randy's stipulation is that he would only be inducted as the Poffo family (him, Lanny, and their father), but I don't see that ever happening.
 
2013-02-04 07:41:21 PM

TheManofPA: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So how long into Raw tonight before there is a "power outage" joke?

/probably will involve Hornswoggle and Khali

This right here is why it sucks that Taker is hurt and may miss Mania.

Could you imagine if they pulled a lame power outage joke with Jerry and King laughing about it....followed by the lights going out and an actual GONG

They'll lull us in for the kill


Be careful, you know Creative reads this thread. Don't give them such awful ideas that would really piss us all off!
 
2013-02-04 07:41:46 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]

If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.


WTF?  Macho Man and Steph?!
 
2013-02-04 07:43:52 PM
"We here tonight Brain?"

"Might as well Monsoon. It's this or go back to New Orleans and mess with fuse boxes."

"Well, at least until something torques us off."

"Over/Under 5 minutes Monsoon."
 
2013-02-04 07:44:21 PM

FinFangFark: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I wanted The Shield to be on the field last night during the blackout. Triple powerbomb the Harbaughs through the Gatorade table.

They would've been up in Goodell's suite.

Haha. True.

It was really nice how many people at the bar last night got "IT'S THE SHIELD!  SECURE GOODELL!"

/with the rumors that WM30 will be in the Superdome, it would've been a great bit of crosspromotion, make the locals happy with a triple powerbomb through a table, etc., lol

It would have been awesome for the lights to go black, and then, at the 50 yard line, we see....


No no. It should have been the Undertaker's music, followed by the appearance of Bill Belichek.

Here's a few more things from the Twitterverse:

Alex Riley:  "I just got beat 9 times in 3 days by Lord @WWETensai I can finally say I have accomplished something that no one else in @WWE history has."

Ziggler:  "@ZackRyder: HOESKI IS ON ITUNES RIGHT NOW!!!" -download this, or the kid wont be on @WWE RAW! jk, he wont be on anyway."
 
2013-02-04 07:44:51 PM
From the Mind of Big E Langston (soon to be FWC hero)

I used this time of literal darkness to ponder the metaphorical darkness in my life. Or I soothed my bowels. Choose one.

@drtomprichard Doctor! It's been a while. My hindquarters aren't what they used to be. When should I come by?

"@clparty: If you don't follow @BigELangston then you are wrong." Judgment free here. That being said, may they all spontaneously combust.

"@AJLee_Kaitlyn: I'll buy @BigELangston anything if it means I get to be in the Entourage with him..." Segway to be the towelboy. Deal?

AND BY FAR THE BEST ONE:
"@wweisawesome123: I Will Buy @BigELangston To Because He Works Hard ?" You CANNOT purchase people. Thankfully, those days are behind us.
 
2013-02-04 07:45:05 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]

If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.

WTF?  Macho Man and Steph?!


Leapin' Lanny says it isn't true
But what's the man to do?
Those Gazelles won't sell themself
and he needs to add to his wealth
he needs to add some power to his name
he wants in the Hall of Fame
So he claims it's the family affair
That keeps Randy from joining Ko Ko B. Ware
 
2013-02-04 07:45:34 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]

If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.

WTF?  Macho Man and Steph?!


When she was underage
 
2013-02-04 07:46:33 PM
Starting with Heyman (yay!) on MizTV (yawn) tonight.

Article on WWE.com speculating about Heyman forming a new Dangerous Alliance. Any vets care to weigh in on what weight that "news" from the official carries on storyline developments, if any?
 
2013-02-04 07:46:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What's that about the WWE World Heavyweight Champion never murdering anyone?

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At least WWE's Hall of Famers are respectab--

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--never mind.
 
2013-02-04 07:46:50 PM

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]

If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.

WTF?  Macho Man and Steph?!

When she was underage


2.bp.blogspot.com

Yeah, that Savage.  That creep can wrestle, but he's a pervert.
 
2013-02-04 07:48:46 PM

TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: clintster: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Looks like Bruno Sammartino is going into the HOF this year

Now for the next "impossible" induction

[25.media.tumblr.com image 336x393]

If the rumors of Macho snapping his Slim Jim into Steph are true, then I don't see Trips being quite as helpful in the process as he was with Bruno.

WTF?  Macho Man and Steph?!

When she was underage


abcnews.go.com

Not impressed.
 
2013-02-04 07:48:47 PM
I read about Flair's money troubles but I didn't realize he would stoop so low to endorse a podunk Heating and  Air Flair company in NC
 
2013-02-04 07:50:37 PM
If Johnny Rodz is in the HOF, you bet your ass Lanny Poffo will be too.
 
2013-02-04 07:51:05 PM

Jonny Chimpo: I read about Flair's money troubles but I didn't realize he would stoop so low to endorse a podunk Heating and  Air Flair company in NC


He's a 4 time, 4 time, 4 time, 4 time ex-husband!
 
2013-02-04 07:51:23 PM

Jonny Chimpo: I read about Flair's money troubles but I didn't realize he would stoop so low to endorse a podunk Heating and  Air Flair company in NC


Guess you haven't seen this!
 
2013-02-04 07:51:23 PM

verbaltoxin: If Johnny Rodz is in the HOF, you bet your ass Lanny Poffo will be too.


Iron Mike Sharpe or GTFO.
 
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