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(Foodbeast)   JELL-O becomes the Super Bowl's biggest troll...to 'mask the taste of defeat' they are drop-shipping free pudding to the city of San Francisco   (foodbeast.com) divider line 44
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2013-02-04 06:37:45 AM  
In other news, JELL-O loses the entire west coast as customers.
 
2013-02-04 06:41:11 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-04 06:43:59 AM  
Now the taste of Jello will always be the taste of failure.
 
2013-02-04 06:44:41 AM  
Jell-O IS the taste of defeat.
 
2013-02-04 06:46:01 AM  
As god is my witness, I thought pudding cups could fly.
 
2013-02-04 06:49:04 AM  
Pudding is now the official metaphor for the brains of American football-loving serfs.
Thanks for playing and here's your branded product, serfs.
Because here in Murikah, everybody gets a prize.
 
2013-02-04 06:53:38 AM  

Angry Buddha: Jell-O IS the taste of defeat da feet.




You may have had this in mind instead.
 
2013-02-04 06:54:29 AM  

Angry Buddha: Jell-O IS the taste of defeat.


Not if you make it with vodka. Jell-O shots FTW!
 
2013-02-04 07:02:19 AM  
Rendered pig knuckles! Yay!
 
2013-02-04 07:11:38 AM  

Mr. Right: Angry Buddha: Jell-O IS the taste of defeat da feet.

You may have had this in mind instead.


lets go football lets go WOO WOO!!!
 
2013-02-04 07:12:47 AM  
www.maigh.com

Aaawwww yeah.....
 
2013-02-04 07:31:29 AM  
I've found JELL-O pudding to be extremely effective at masking the taste of various and sundry barbiturates and quaaludes (really any of the downers), and the taste is always very well tolerated and sometimes even eagerly anticipated by those I've offered pudding to. I haven't tested it with uppers (couldn't imagine why anyone would have a reason to), but I imagine it would work the same, unless you had a particularly vile pill, but even then you could just increase the pudding to pill ratio.

Really is wonderful stuff and has been an American treasure for years for facilitating the easy consumption of the agents of life necessary for a world of flexibility and cooperation among one's fellow man.

What a gas that they took its actual intended use and extended it as a metaphor for masking the taste of defeat, as if defeat is literally bitter like a  amobarbital/secobarbital cocktail!

I miss good clean humor like this. We could have used a bit more of during the big game! This country is not what it used to be, but thank G-O-D for J-E-L-L-O! Oh and for Nembutal, too--that got me out of a real bind last night with this guy who was fast asleep before he could keep rambling on about something he wanted to tell the police! The police? Can you imagine? I was like, "Come on. Let's get a life here." And then he went to sleep, and I considered that case closed.
 
2013-02-04 07:33:05 AM  
So coming soon, the all san francisco jello party?
 
2013-02-04 07:33:16 AM  

ArgusRun: [www.maigh.com image 320x240]

Aaawwww yeah.....


What's that you got over there Barry?
 
2013-02-04 07:36:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Rendered pig knuckles! Yay!


then it should go well with pig skin, especially the pig skin of defeat
 
2013-02-04 07:37:24 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Pudding is now the official metaphor for the brains of American football-loving serfs.
Thanks for playing and here's your branded product, serfs.
Because here in Murikah, everybody gets a prize.


Dude. Roll down the window and throw out the crack pipe.
 
2013-02-04 07:45:30 AM  
San Francisco Sodomites. Pudding eaters all.

/i keed, I keed
 
2013-02-04 08:06:48 AM  
I thought the person that was in charge of the lighting was the biggest troll last night.
 
2013-02-04 08:14:54 AM  
"a commercial dedicated to San Francisco's lost. "

Dedicated to their lost what?
 
2013-02-04 08:15:11 AM  
I thought that was the best commercial for the whole little game.
 
2013-02-04 08:20:34 AM  
Stupid Ravens I could have had free pudding.
 
2013-02-04 08:41:57 AM  

Intrepid00: Stupid Ravens I could have had free pudding.


Just go to the inner harbor for better-than-pudding for the next couple days. Saw 4 pairs of boobies in less than 10 minutes. I'm sure the cops are glad we won, otherwise they'd be dealing with riots.
 
2013-02-04 08:57:11 AM  

Naesen: Intrepid00: Stupid Ravens I could have had free pudding.

Just go to the inner harbor for better-than-pudding for the next couple days. Saw 4 pairs of boobies in less than 10 minutes. I'm sure the cops are glad we won, otherwise they'd be dealing with riots.


Wha, no celebratory rioting occurred?  I'm a bit shocked!
 
2013-02-04 09:04:07 AM  

lohphat: San Francisco Sodomites. Pudding eaters all.

/i keed, I keed

But only if the flavor is fudge, because they sure can pack it down their throats.
 
2013-02-04 09:08:13 AM  

PsyLord: Naesen: Intrepid00: Stupid Ravens I could have had free pudding.

Just go to the inner harbor for better-than-pudding for the next couple days. Saw 4 pairs of boobies in less than 10 minutes. I'm sure the cops are glad we won, otherwise they'd be dealing with riots.

Wha, no celebratory rioting occurred?  I'm a bit shocked!


I was impressed too. Me and a couple buddies decided to roll downtown just after the game ended with a police scanner running. They called in for tons of backup, but it was only for the huge amount of traffic and cheering people in the streets. I think I heard two assaults and a larceny, all in different spots on the outskirts of the city. Everyone was very well behaved.

Pretty sure it would have gotten horrendously ugly if Ravens lost though. Told my same group of buddies if they did lose we were hopping in my car and fleeing to Redskins territory. We're used to devastating losses there, so instead of riots we'd just skulk off to bed.
 
2013-02-04 09:17:00 AM  
I'd like to hear from some SF fans about this.  I'm no sports fan, but I got the impression the ad was tone-deaf.  Too celebratory ("we're #2!"), not sympathetic enough.  Thoughts?
 
2013-02-04 09:26:57 AM  
I thought the ad was clever.  Then again, I'm an Eagles fan, so there's not enough pudding in the world to get the bitter taste of this season out of my mouth.
 
2013-02-04 10:05:26 AM  

swingerofbirches: I've found JELL-O pudding to be extremely effective at masking the taste of various and sundry barbiturates and quaaludes (really any of the downers), and the taste is always very well tolerated and sometimes even eagerly anticipated by those I've offered pudding to. I haven't tested it with uppers (couldn't imagine why anyone would have a reason to), but I imagine it would work the same, unless you had a particularly vile pill, but even then you could just increase the pudding to pill ratio.

Really is wonderful stuff and has been an American treasure for years for facilitating the easy consumption of the agents of life necessary for a world of flexibility and cooperation among one's fellow man.

What a gas that they took its actual intended use and extended it as a metaphor for masking the taste of defeat, as if defeat is literally bitter like a  amobarbital/secobarbital cocktail!

I miss good clean humor like this. We could have used a bit more of during the big game! This country is not what it used to be, but thank G-O-D for J-E-L-L-O! Oh and for Nembutal, too--that got me out of a real bind last night with this guy who was fast asleep before he could keep rambling on about something he wanted to tell the police! The police? Can you imagine? I was like, "Come on. Let's get a life here." And then he went to sleep, and I considered that case closed.


Is that where they were going with it?  That's too clever.   No one thinks like that anymore.
 
2013-02-04 10:41:12 AM  
Prepare for more indie flicks of gay cowboys eating pudding
 
2013-02-04 11:33:05 AM  

Cybernetic: I thought the ad was clever.  Then again, I'm an Eagles fan, so there's not enough pudding in the world to get the bitter taste of this season out of my mouth.


I'm with you. I work in SF and I really wanted Akers to get his ring. And I will non-ironically enjoy my pudding tomorrow.

In other news, there's more smug in this thread than in the Mission. You've all got skinny jeans and neck beards too, right?
 
2013-02-04 12:07:37 PM  
Rice A Roni Counter Attack!!
 
2013-02-04 12:12:33 PM  
Approves, dammit.

www.movieactors.com
 
2013-02-04 12:16:13 PM  

eyeq360: But only if the flavor is fudge, because they sure can pack it down their throats.



That's not where they pack it.
 
2013-02-04 12:35:18 PM  
Whatever, I live in SF and get free pudding! Hell yeah I'm gonna be all over that.
 
2013-02-04 12:56:38 PM  
Showed up for the Barry and LaVon reference. Thanks for not letting me down, Fark!

/Two Hundred
//And Forty dollars
///Wortha' puddin'...
 
2013-02-04 01:48:26 PM  
It's odd to see that about half the people see this as some terrible thing, while the rest think it's a great gesture.  I don't understand how anyone could see free pudding as anything but wonderful, personal brand preferences aside.

It's also really great advertising.  Easily the best commercial of the game.
 
2013-02-04 01:52:15 PM  
Best ad of the night:

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-04 03:26:05 PM  
I shut off the game in disgust when the last four seconds ran out so I did not see the commercial. However, my husband laughed heartily from the other room where he saw it. He's not a football fan.

/damn it
//why couldn't they have sucked the *entire* game
///instead of getting our hopes up then losing
 
2013-02-04 04:18:56 PM  

DubtodaIll: ArgusRun: [www.maigh.com image 320x240]

Aaawwww yeah.....

What's that you got over there Barry?


Trunk full of pudding!!!!

/I still think of that sketch EVERY time I hear "Awwwww, yeah".
//And occasionally I wanna dip my balls in it...
 
2013-02-04 06:21:32 PM  
It's San Fran.  Shouldn't that be "to 'mask the taste of de meat?"
 
2013-02-04 07:34:46 PM  

the_vicious_fez: Cybernetic: I thought the ad was clever.  Then again, I'm an Eagles fan, so there's not enough pudding in the world to get the bitter taste of this season out of my mouth.

I'm with you. I work in SF and I really wanted Akers to get his ring. And I will non-ironically enjoy my pudding tomorrow.

In other news, there's more smug in this thread than in the Mission. You've all got skinny jeans and neck beards too, right?


Well, In all fairness. If Aikers didn't miss that field goal. San Fran could have won the game.
 
2013-02-04 07:46:56 PM  

TehFark: the_vicious_fez: Cybernetic: I thought the ad was clever.  Then again, I'm an Eagles fan, so there's not enough pudding in the world to get the bitter taste of this season out of my mouth.

I'm with you. I work in SF and I really wanted Akers to get his ring. And I will non-ironically enjoy my pudding tomorrow.

In other news, there's more smug in this thread than in the Mission. You've all got skinny jeans and neck beards too, right?

Well, In all fairness. If Aikers didn't miss that field goal. San Fran could have won the game.


Nope. There was a roughing the kicker penalty on that play, giving him a rekick, which he nailed.
 
2013-02-04 07:49:44 PM  

TehFark: the_vicious_fez: Cybernetic: I thought the ad was clever.  Then again, I'm an Eagles fan, so there's not enough pudding in the world to get the bitter taste of this season out of my mouth.

I'm with you. I work in SF and I really wanted Akers to get his ring. And I will non-ironically enjoy my pudding tomorrow.

In other news, there's more smug in this thread than in the Mission. You've all got skinny jeans and neck beards too, right?

Well, In all fairness. If Aikers didn't miss that field goal. San Fran could have won the game.


And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle, what's your point?

/If all the Ravens spontaneously combusted, SF would've won.
//If your mom replaced Flaco, SF would've won.
///If blah blah blah holding call...
 
2013-02-05 08:21:59 AM  
Just moved to DC from baghdad by the bay
want norcal teams to fail as much as the grubby little city types and delta trash
In the east, people get up early to open the pubs and wait for the game to start
on the left coast
idiots lock up the freeways an hour before gametime
then get all stabby when their team loses

I prescribe earthquakes, fire, and Jerry Brown
 
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