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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   For the last time, don't leave your cellphone at a church you're burglarizing   (utsandiego.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-04 01:07:29 AM  
He should have know the rules of sexting instead. Owp, I forgot he is just a boy, probably a minor.
 
2013-02-04 01:11:18 AM  

harrydorcas: He should have know the rules of sexting instead. Owp, I forgot he is just a boy, probably a minor.


Don't worry, the priest will have a few words with him in private about that.
 
2013-02-04 01:12:32 AM  
For the last time:  people who do these things probably arent sober, rational people.
 
2013-02-04 01:14:53 AM  
But feel free to use the baptismal font as a hot tub.

Cuz it's lulz.
 
2013-02-04 01:16:26 AM  
Or do, because what else will we talk about around here?
 
2013-02-04 01:19:38 AM  
I DO WHAT I WANT
 
2013-02-04 01:21:36 AM  
Why not?
 
2013-02-04 02:14:36 AM  
To be fair, any kid who would break into a church to steal an XBox probably isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer to begin with.
 
2013-02-04 02:17:23 AM  
In fact, its probably best to not bring along anything containing any personal identification on you while you are burgling.
 
2013-02-04 02:19:54 AM  

GWSuperfan: To be fair, any kid who would break into a church to steal an XBox probably isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer to begin with.


Probably true, but if I was looking to steal an xbox, I think a church would be on the list of easy marks.
 
2013-02-04 03:28:33 AM  
Burgling.
 
2013-02-04 04:13:45 AM  
Excuse me but why does god need an Xbox?
 
2013-02-04 04:19:59 AM  

jmr61: Excuse me but why does god need an Xbox?


To play Halo. Duh.
 
2013-02-04 06:16:14 AM  

GWSuperfan: jmr61: Excuse me but why does god need an Xbox?

To play Halo. Duh.


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2013-02-04 08:39:08 AM  
pleasedontbeblack, pleasedontbeblack, pleasedontbeblack
 
2013-02-04 09:34:40 AM  

maggibond: pleasedontbeblack, pleasedontbeblack, pleasedontbeblack


It's southern California. Brown and with a last name ending in -ez is much more likely.
 
2013-02-04 12:00:41 PM  
Xboxes aren't even worth stealing. What a maroon!
 
2013-02-04 02:17:41 PM  

steerforth: Burgling.

This.

 
2013-02-05 06:17:29 AM  

SpdrJay: But feel free to use the baptismal font as a hot tub.

Cuz it's lulz.


baptismal font?

www.fontsplace.com
 
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