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2013-02-04 12:21:43 AM  
The Iron Man 3 teaser was pretty cool. Anyone know where to find the full trailer? Or was that 32 second clip all there was?
 
2013-02-04 12:35:03 AM  

fusillade762: The Iron Man 3 teaser was pretty cool. Anyone know where to find the full trailer? Or was that 32 second clip all there was?


That was a new trailer.  There are a couple of other ones that were released a few months ago but they didn't have the footage in this one.

I liked the Samsung commercial.  Nice parody of Apple.
 
2013-02-04 12:47:48 AM  
They all sucked.
 
2013-02-04 12:53:17 AM  
They were all basically awful.
 
2013-02-04 01:45:35 AM  
The Budwiser Clydesdale one had me blubbering in my beer.

The rest sucked.
 
2013-02-04 01:56:03 AM  
The one with the wolf made me laugh; the one with the obese geek locking lips with the supermodel made me cringe and cover my eyes.

Most of them made me think "People spent millions of dollars on THAT?"
 
2013-02-04 02:32:48 AM  
No, I'm not going to watch your ads.  I avoid advertising.
 
2013-02-04 02:36:09 AM  

Alphax: No, I'm not going to watch your ads.  I avoid advertising.


Yeah, wouldn't want to cut in on your "telling strangers that you don't watch ads" time.
 
2013-02-04 02:38:45 AM  

fusillade762: The Iron Man 3 teaser was pretty cool. Anyone know where to find the full trailer? Or was that 32 second clip all there was?


It's on YouTube now: Link
 
2013-02-04 02:43:15 AM  

Krieghund: Alphax: No, I'm not going to watch your ads.  I avoid advertising.

Yeah, wouldn't want to cut in on your "telling strangers that you don't watch ads" time.


Better use of my time to stare at a blank wall, so I'm not sure what your point is.
 
2013-02-04 02:43:27 AM  
That GoDaddy ad w/ the model and the geek was disgusting with the slobbery kissing sounds. The Leon Sandcastle ad w/ Deion Sanders was hilarious, and the Doritos one w/ the guy and the goat made me chuckle. The rest were meh.
 
2013-02-04 02:50:12 AM  
Most of them were forgettable. The Mercedes Benz spot was decent, though.
 
2013-02-04 02:51:32 AM  

coolxterior: fusillade762: The Iron Man 3 teaser was pretty cool. Anyone know where to find the full trailer? Or was that 32 second clip all there was?

It's on YouTube now: Link


That's got to be my favorite "extended look" ever.
 
2013-02-04 02:55:00 AM  
I was onboard with the idea of a Lone Ranger movie until....WHO THE fark THOUGHT THEY SHOULD CAST JOHNNY farkING DEPP AS TONTO INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL INDIAN???

Seriously...
 
2013-02-04 02:56:42 AM  
The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.
 
2013-02-04 02:57:24 AM  

pjlawrence81: That GoDaddy ad w/ the model and the geek was disgusting with the slobbery kissing sounds. The Leon Sandcastle ad w/ Deion Sanders was hilarious, and the Doritos one w/ the guy and the goat made me chuckle. The rest were meh.


I also like the Doritos Goat, but add the Oreo "whisper fight" to my list. Maybe because my wife worked in libraries for a long time.
 
2013-02-04 02:58:36 AM  
The Coke race spot would have been infinitely better if, instead of show girls in the bus, they'd gone with a Priscilla Queen of the Desert reference. It would have made more sense since the other bits were loosely referencing movies.
 
2013-02-04 02:58:54 AM  
The Library Fight was awesome.
 
2013-02-04 02:58:54 AM  

rynthetyn: The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.


OMG SRSLY, and Volkswagen might as well name their new car the "Schutzstaffel" because they're a bunch of racists letting two white and one Asian guy have Jamaican accents.

/hope you were being sarcastic too
 
2013-02-04 02:59:37 AM  
I'd better click now, because I'll probably never see any of those commercials ever again.
 
2013-02-04 02:59:57 AM  
The good:
The RAM Trucks ad featuring Paul Harvey. A boatload of awesome.
Clydesdale. Didn't get to me, but clearly resonated perfectly with target audience if you look at the social buzz and reactions already out there.

The bad:
The GoDaddy ads, but especially the model/geek one. Horrible.
Blackberry. What a piece of shiat ad. Total waste.
Subway trotting Jared out again. fark that guy and that whole tired farking idea.
I had no idea there was a Fast and Furious 3, 4, and 5. WTF.

I'm indifferent to the rest.
 
2013-02-04 03:01:31 AM  
Ok, I'm noticing that the Oreo's library fight is not on this list. It was the only good commercial of the Super Bowl imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufu5sqJh24Q
 
2013-02-04 03:04:35 AM  

Gig103: rynthetyn: The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.

OMG SRSLY, and Volkswagen might as well name their new car the "Schutzstaffel" because they're a bunch of racists letting two white and one Asian guy have Jamaican accents.

/hope you were being sarcastic too


There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.
 
2013-02-04 03:06:13 AM  
Yeah ok, I sobbed at the Budweiser one.  The Library Fight was the only funny one.
 
2013-02-04 03:06:55 AM  
Oreo's moment came when the lights went out and they delivered this mere minutes later--just as everyone was taking to Twitter with jokes, comments, etc.

https://twitter.com/Oreo/status/298246571718483968

They'll be using that in 'realtime marketing' seminars and presentations for years to come. It's over 13000 retweets now and it went over 12000 in just a couple of minutes. The return on a per dollar basis for that little bit of humor and goodwill is gonna outstrip the TV ad ROI for a joke.
 
2013-02-04 03:08:56 AM  
There's an 'extended look' version of the Iron Man 3 teaser on Facebook now..

It starts with Tony Stark staring right into the camera for about 30 seconds.
 
2013-02-04 03:17:11 AM  
anybody have a link to the 1/2time show?
I was working and that's the only thing I really wanted to see, but I forgot to set my VCR.

/YES I said VCR.
//get off my analog tape
 
2013-02-04 03:18:17 AM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/7572674/82305055#c82305055" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7572674/82305055#c8 2305055">rynthetyn: Gig103: rynthetyn: The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.

OMG SRSLY, and Volkswagen might as well name their new car the "Schutzstaffel" because they're a bunch of racists letting two white and one Asian guy have Jamaican accents.

/hope you were being sarcastic too

There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.


I didn't see it during the game (didn't wake up till almost halftime) but I just checked it out on youtube, and if you think that was "glorifying sexual assault" you might be taking it a little bit too seriously. And the kiss didn't really look all that non-consentual, unless you mean the Prom King didn't consent to the other guy kissing his date.
 
2013-02-04 03:18:19 AM  

no clever name here just move along: anybody have a link to the 1/2time show?
I was working and that's the only thing I really wanted to see, but I forgot to set my VCR.


http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/47/events/halftime-show
 
2013-02-04 03:19:33 AM  
I was surprised to see Budweiser targeting the imaginary vampire demographic with their Black Crown commercial.
 
2013-02-04 03:25:09 AM  

ThrnPhl: They all sucked.


The Tide commercial was good.
 
2013-02-04 03:32:57 AM  
Nobody else enjoyed Dwayne Johnson's milk commercial?
 
2013-02-04 03:37:40 AM  
The Tide miracle stain won the commercial stakes, with Oreo in second, but Oreo's blackout capitalization won them the day. Third place was M&M's.

Leon Sandcastle had a surprisingly good showing; usually the league's offerings are completely forgettable and usually not even considered 'competition' ads.
 
2013-02-04 03:56:37 AM  
The Amy Poehler/Best Buy spot was chuckle-worthy--but I'm a bit biased, since I've developed a bit of a thing for Miss Poehler.
 
2013-02-04 04:01:24 AM  

RatMaster999: I was onboard with the idea of a Lone Ranger movie until....WHO THE fark THOUGHT THEY SHOULD CAST JOHNNY farkING DEPP AS TONTO INSTEAD OF AN ACTUAL INDIAN???

Seriously...


The answer is Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp thought it was a good idea. It's how the movie got made. They don't spend $100 million on movies with Armie Hammer and Joe NotFamousIndianDude. How do people not understand this?

And Depp says he's part Cherokee, like many, many other people. Feel free to argue with him.
 
2013-02-04 04:06:48 AM  
Allow me to correct myself - the budget on TLR is apparently $250 million.
 
2013-02-04 04:11:15 AM  
Where's Kate Upton?  I was told there would be a Kate Upton ad.
 
2013-02-04 04:18:32 AM  

Mooches: The Budwiser Clydesdale one had me blubbering in my beer.

The rest sucked.


Thank fark, I wasn't the only one getting misty...though I did have a few giggles for the Doritos ads.
 
2013-02-04 05:04:46 AM  

pciszek: Where's Kate Upton?  I was told there would be a Kate Upton ad.


She was in the Mercedes-Benz "Deal with the Devil" spot, which I thought was one of the more brilliant ones as far as getting the company's talking point across goes.
 
2013-02-04 05:36:23 AM  
I threw up Doritos after watching the Calvin Klein ad. Which market was that appealing to anyways? If I'm sitting with my friends I'm not like "Hey man, you'd look hot in those tight briefs." Certainly, not out loud.

/enjoyed the Samsung and racist VW ad
 
2013-02-04 06:01:34 AM  
Seriously, so now advertisements aren't even available overseas? What a pain in the ass.

/I'll take your word for it that they all sucked and/or were awesome
 
2013-02-04 06:21:27 AM  
My party got a nice laugh from the M&Ms commercial in which Red was singing the Meat Loaf song.
 
2013-02-04 06:44:35 AM  
The Blackberry ad is nowhere to be found on the NFL's "commercials by quarter" page, or the same page as sorted by rankings.

As a stockholder in Blackberry, this concerns me.

/reaches for tinfoil hat
//heard Samsung is a sponsor
 
2013-02-04 06:52:38 AM  
I liked the cars.com one with the baby wolf the most.
 
2013-02-04 07:12:06 AM  
So they're destroying the Enterprise....again?  Is this Star Trek 3 all over again, with Star Trek 2 mashed in?
 
2013-02-04 07:33:48 AM  

Mad_Radhu: coolxterior: fusillade762: The Iron Man 3 teaser was pretty cool. Anyone know where to find the full trailer? Or was that 32 second clip all there was?

It's on YouTube now: Link

That's got to be my favorite "extended look" ever.


It took me a minute to realize the "extended look" claim was literal. Then I chuckled.
 
2013-02-04 07:47:57 AM  
Paul Harvey Dodge ad is fantastic and best ad of the night.

VW is doing a great job with commercials to make one smile and the Dwayne Johnson milk ad was cute.
 
2013-02-04 08:00:44 AM  
I switched over to the Puppy Bowl during commercials. Looks like I didn't miss anything.
 
2013-02-04 08:00:54 AM  

You Are All Sheep: So they're destroying the Enterprise....again?  Is this Star Trek 3 all over again, with Star Trek 2 mashed in?


Keep this up and it's gonna need a name change to the "Crash and Burn"
 
2013-02-04 08:10:22 AM  
I nearly did a spit take at that Scientology.com ad. I was floored that anyone thought airing that one was a good idea. But then I remembered, oh yeah, money.
 
2013-02-04 08:12:09 AM  
I started watching them but suddenly...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-04 08:17:15 AM  
library fight and astronaut won at our party.  The Audi one made the Audi owner ashamed.
 
2013-02-04 08:18:48 AM  

ThrnPhl: They all sucked.


static.neatorama.com
Not trying to be grumpy, but I happen to agree.  This year's sucked compared to last year's commercials.  Also, am I the only one underwhelmed by the whole Beyonce halftime show?  It was more hype than anything.  And to think she kinda phoned in singing at the inauguration for this?!?!
 
2013-02-04 08:21:59 AM  
>
> 1st Quarter offered 2 car spots that see dads the same way, stereotyped:
too stupid to make the proper wish with a genie, and too permissive with the
kids and Flaming Lips( Hyudai) when mom's away.
>
> Bud now makes beer especially for goths, it appears.
>
> M&M's MEatloaf spoof, ugh.
>
> Hyundai 7-passenger "ball team": liked the execution but the theme was not
novel.
>
> Go DAddy Bar Rafelli kissed Walter. Yuck. Made me uncomfortable.
>
> Doritos Goat - WTF?
>
> Pepsi Next house party - 80's concept, lame.
>
> Best Buy Amy Poeler: She was funny, but Best Buy isn't.
>
> Oreos Quiet fight in the Library: Awesome, one of my favorites.
>
> Doritos princess: predictable but well-executed, this contest winner won a million but only cost the 20-something creator 100 bucks to make.
>
> Calvin Klein montage.... for the ladeez: Very artistic.
>
> Cars.com wolf drama. Cute and better than the two-headed people concept from
last year.
>
> Bud Light voodoo campaign: not great, but interesting that the spots cross
over each other. If you pay close attention tot he first voodoo doll spot,
there is one fleeting scene of the two guys kidnapping their rival's recliner
and hauling it to the Baron to get it cursed... but you don't know the
significance of the chair shot until the next spot is shown later. This kind of
crossover idea has potential over a campaign, but the overall voodoo theme was I
think kind of weak.
>
> GoDaddy "great ideas" Well executed montage that sells a reasonable idea to
customers to jump in and start a site.
>
> Hyudai Turbo gets you ahead of trouble- great. One of them best of the night.
> The Rock for Milk was Awesome, one of my favorites
>
> trek movie: keeps pushing the effects and not the story, that could signal
problems.
>
> Taco Bell we are young, looked fun, not for target market. Taco Bell food
would kill old people if they chose to try to eat it. And good luck with a
marketing strategy that alienates your youth market.
>
> Sketchers shoes cheetah takedown: looked kind of retro 90's and not in a good
way.
>
> Lincoln MKZ very classy and conventional spot but they understand their
market.
>
> Redd's Apple Ale worst idea ever - getting concussed by hurled apples.
>
> halftime show was visually lovely. Beyonce looked gorgeous and danced great
but I wish she'd have sung more and danced less. Staging was awesome. Cameras
never looked better.
>
> Jeep/USOprah heart tugging but very long spot. The Jeep integration was pretty
subtle, perhaps too subtle.
>
> NFL present box to fans: This was damn cute.
>
> Blackberry: what it doesn't do .... awesome effects but no selling points.
>
> etrade stunk like a used diaper
>
> Axe Astronaut: I would kill to go to space - but I have to wear AXE to
qualify? Abort mission.
>
> Gangnam pistachios: okay, Gangnam Style is now officially over.
>
> Dion SAnders NFL draft : Amusing
>
> Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.
>
> Bud clydesdale war horse /beer horse. This spot is a year too old to show,
everybody forgot the movie "War Horse" already, which is what was parodied here.
>
>
> I thought I could hear the wails of salesmen across the nation as the network
sat there killing twenty minutes of lights out time with game analysis and no
commercial insertions.

Another favorite: Willem DaFoe as The Devil for Mercedes. That
was perfectly executed and he is always interesting on screen. The message was
simple and direct: Affordable luxury you don't have to sell your soul to afford.

Contrast that to the Audi prom spot, where the "bad boy" is going to have a very bad Monday.


After all the sturm und drag, the VW Jamaica ad and a Sodastream ad aired. Jamaica made me smile, sodastream didn't really explain itself well.

>
> The game? Yeah, I though the Ravens had it in the bag by the end of the first
quarter, but the blackout changed the momentum and SF came back strong to make
it a nail-biter. I wonder the blackout will turn out to have been some kind of
attack or just bad luck,
>
> Or was it cover for THE GREATEST BANK HEIST CAPER EVER ENVISIONED!?!?!?!
>
 
2013-02-04 08:32:48 AM  

GrenadeOConner: Nobody else enjoyed Dwayne Johnson's milk commercial?


It was good. I had to rewatch it as I barely saw it daring the game. Ram, Bud and Oreo all had good commercials. Doritos wasn't bad either.
 
2013-02-04 08:32:56 AM  
Blackberry is still in business?
 
2013-02-04 08:36:36 AM  
If you can accidentally stumble into the AdZone section of Hulu Plus, then search for the 2013 clips, all of the ads are in there.
 
2013-02-04 08:45:57 AM  

PsyLord: ThrnPhl: They all sucked.

[static.neatorama.com image 389x259]
Not trying to be grumpy, but I happen to agree.  This year's sucked compared to last year's commercials.  Also, am I the only one underwhelmed by the whole Beyonce halftime show?  It was more hype than anything.  And to think she kinda phoned in singing at the inauguration for this?!?!


No, you're not the only one. I've read everything from "It sucked" to "It was lackluster" to "It was awesome".  I guess it just depends on your own personal criteria.
 
2013-02-04 08:48:51 AM  
Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.
 
2013-02-04 08:58:22 AM  

GrenadeOConner: Nobody else enjoyed Dwayne Johnson's milk commercial?


My friend Ben is in the band that played the song for that commercial.
 
2013-02-04 09:00:28 AM  

Waldo Pepper: oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.


The devil one was a joke.  The farmer one was boringly somber and excruciatingly long.  I was half expecting it to have a Monsanto logo at the end, mainly due to the fact that the truck wasn't tied in until the end.
 
2013-02-04 09:02:29 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.


It wasn't over the top.  It was a perfect testament to the hard working and under appreciated farmer.  The trials, the tribulations, the sacrifice, the heartache that goes with a profession that they truly love.  As a son of a farmer it really hit a soft spot and it made me even more sad that I didn't stay on the farm and why I am trying to get back into it (went to college, got a BS, needed to get away).

Also, not connecting to the product?  Its Dodge, its a truck, you know, that they would use on a farm.  Also, Dodge is sponsoring the FFA (Future Farmers of America, you see the logo at the bottom at the end, albeit a little small).
 
2013-02-04 09:07:37 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: pciszek: Where's Kate Upton?  I was told there would be a Kate Upton ad.

She was in the Mercedes-Benz "Deal with the Devil" spot, which I thought was one of the more brilliant ones as far as getting the company's talking point across goes.


But I can't find it on this page that supposedly has "all" of the superbowl ads.
 
2013-02-04 09:08:54 AM  

thecpt: The farmer one was boringly somber and excruciatingly long.


God forbid a commercial has a message other then "here is my product, buy it" or try to keep your attention for more then 15 seconds.

It was more of a thank you then an advertisement.  I nice breath of fresh air and an appreciation of a slice of Americana that is slowly dying.  In an evening of "here is my commerical, isn't if funny/sexy/gross, buy my product!" it was nice to see something thoughtful.
 
2013-02-04 09:13:25 AM  

thecpt: Waldo Pepper: oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.

The devil one was a joke.  The farmer one was boringly somber and excruciatingly long.  I was half expecting it to have a Monsanto logo at the end, mainly due to the fact that the truck wasn't tied in until the end.


Clydesdales rarely mention the product, the latest VW ads rarely mention the product so why is the Dodge farmers ad so different then either one of these.

Sorry but a company joking about needing to sign a contract with the devil for their product is bad taste, now I thought the commercial was very well done, but to me it failed for both the devil contract and in my view lowered the special appeal of owning a mercedes. heck if any lame 20 something can own one why is your product special.
 
2013-02-04 09:15:26 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.




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2013-02-04 09:16:10 AM  

Tarl3k: Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.

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not stressing just pointing out the typical farker outrage against God.
 
2013-02-04 09:20:10 AM  

Chariset: The one with the wolf made me laugh; the one with the obese geek locking lips with the supermodel made me cringe and cover my eyes.

Most of them made me think "People spent millions of dollars on THAT?"


Actually, I thought that was clever. It took the two attributes of its product and personified them into every dude's fantasy. I'm a woman and I was laughing hysterically. But then again, I'm not normal.
 
2013-02-04 09:21:22 AM  
Thank you, all you farkers. The composite opinion is there were no commercials worth watching this year. (I'll catch an Ironman trailer later.)
 
2013-02-04 09:22:04 AM  

pciszek: Incorrigible Astronaut: pciszek: Where's Kate Upton?  I was told there would be a Kate Upton ad.

She was in the Mercedes-Benz "Deal with the Devil" spot, which I thought was one of the more brilliant ones as far as getting the company's talking point across goes.

But I can't find it on this page that supposedly has "all" of the superbowl ads.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPNr0_6MnDo
 
2013-02-04 09:24:43 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Clydesdales rarely mention the product


When someone thinks Clydesdales, they think budweiser.  It's one of the longest ad campaigns.

Waldo Pepper: the latest VW ads rarely mention the product

I honestly don't know which ones you're talking about.  Which if you think about it, it means they did a crappy job of advertising.

so why is the Dodge farmers ad so different then either one of these.

It's only similar to the VW one(s?) in that it was hardly tied to the product.  If it resonated with you then it was indeed successful.  For the rest of America, it kind of sucked.  Reminds me of those levi's commercials in black and white that just show americana.  Yes, they're apart of it but what does that mean now?  Nothing really.

I'm not trying to say that your opinion was wrong, I was just explaining why most people didn't like it.
 
2013-02-04 09:29:28 AM  
I'm glad I live in England
 
2013-02-04 09:30:54 AM  
Thought some were good - some were meh.

GoDaddy - They are only shooting for people talking about their commercials.  They are getting what they wanted out of it.

Budweiser:  No idea what you're talking about - the Clydesdale didn't have me ugly crying one bit.  Not one bit.  Nope.

Old People taco bell add.  The old lady coming out of the stall with her dealer made me choke on a particularly delicious bite of guacamole.  But the guffaw was totally worth it!

Tide:  I GOT A MIRACLE STAIN!  Cracked my shiat up hard.

RAM:  Didn't hate it, but felt like it was totes going for the 'Pro-'merca, fark yeah!' demographic.

Bravo, Oreo - you won the viral marketing award.  Whoever is in charge of that department deserves a ginormous raise!
 
2013-02-04 09:31:28 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Sorry but a company joking about needing to sign a contract with the devil for their product is bad taste, now I thought the commercial was very well done, but to me it failed for both the devil contract and in my view lowered the special appeal of owning a mercedes. heck if any lame 20 something can own one why is your product special.


I'm somewhat of a christian (a lax christian, I go to church but I don't care if you believe or not, and I hate religious zealots) and I thought the Deal with the Devil one was a good and funny commercial (because I am fascinated with demonic lore and stories of the cunning/trickery of the Devil) although I felt it was just a little bit off in terms of greatness.
 
2013-02-04 09:36:12 AM  

EatCritAndDie: Ok, I'm noticing that the Oreo's library fight is not on this list. It was the only good commercial of the Super Bowl imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufu5sqJh24Q


Yeah it might have been the beers but that one had me cracking up.
 
2013-02-04 09:37:10 AM  
My problem with the Dodge Farmer ad was this:  It's a great tribute to farmers, but let's all step back and be honest.  THEY AREN'T SELLING IT TO FARMERS.  They're selling it to Joe-Bob who works at the garage and Mike at Home Depot.  And Jim who actually sells insurance, but doesn't want to look like a namby-pamby city boy.  The actual agricultural demographic is so small in today's America that this is nothing but a pandering to the non-existent "Yeoman Farmer" ideal that people are trying to sell themselves.  If you actually farm?  Good for you, you do a ridiculously difficult and vital job.  If you just happen to live in a flyover state and drive your pickup to Best Buy for the afternoon shift, shut the hell up, you have no business crowing about how that ad speaks to you.

/rant
 
2013-02-04 09:44:11 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey Dodge ad is fantastic and best ad of the night.



Agreed
 
2013-02-04 09:50:56 AM  

thecpt: I'm not trying to say that your opinion was wrong, I was just explaining why most people didn't like it.


Really?  The consensus around the net (at least what I am seeing) is that it was pretty well received and one of the best spots of the night..

In a era of everybody loathing their job because they are under appreciated, overworked and underpaid, it is nice to see a tribute to people who have always been under appreciated, overworked, and underpaid, yet do not biatch about it because they love what they do and would not do anything else.  They work not because they have to, but because they want to, because it gives them a purpose.  While it isn't the most glamorous life, it is rewarding.

BeatrixK: RAM:  Didn't hate it, but felt like it was totes going for the 'Pro-'merca, fark yeah!' demographic.


It wasn't.  It was a "here a tribute to farmers".

I get that people won't "get it", but it was still a great commercial (beautiful and poignant)  Yeah, it might have been a little heavy and somber, but damn it if it didn't get the message across.
 
2013-02-04 09:51:50 AM  

Apos: Most of them were forgettable. The Mercedes Benz spot was decent, though.


I WAS PROMISED MOAR KATE UPTON
 
2013-02-04 09:52:36 AM  

Jorn the Younger: http://www.fark.com/comments/7572674/82305055#c82305055" target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7572674/82305055#c8 2305055">rynthetyn: Gig103: rynthetyn: The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.

OMG SRSLY, and Volkswagen might as well name their new car the "Schutzstaffel" because they're a bunch of racists letting two white and one Asian guy have Jamaican accents.

/hope you were being sarcastic too

There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.

I didn't see it during the game (didn't wake up till almost halftime) but I just checked it out on youtube, and if you think that was "glorifying sexual assault" you might be taking it a little bit too seriously. And the kiss didn't really look all that non-consentual, unless you mean the Prom King didn't consent to the other guy kissing his date.


Unless a guy has a signed, notarized document giving permission, a girl can always say any sign of affection is sexual assault.
 
2013-02-04 09:55:50 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Unless a guy has a signed, notarized document giving permission, a girl can always say any sign of affection is sexual assault.


Unless she claims she was totes drunk when that happened, which voids it.
 
2013-02-04 09:56:27 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Tarl3k: Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.   but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.

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not stressing just pointing out the typical farker outrage against God.


Well in the world of fictional characters God and the devil are both dicks. But at least the devil owns up to it, and demons and fire are cool. An old guy in a cloud who judges you for masturbating isn't.
 
2013-02-04 10:00:56 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey Dodge ad is fantastic and best ad of the night.


They could have saved $$$ and 45 seconds by just saying "Factory Farmers use ram trucks"
 
2013-02-04 10:01:38 AM  
snl.jt.org
Goat Boy loves Doritos.
 
2013-02-04 10:01:39 AM  
I guess I was the only one that liked the Audi ad. I thought it was cute.

I'm with everyone on the Oreo ad being the best of the evening - I loved the cops whispering into the megaphone. I also sort of liked the "Coke Race" thing - the showgirls in the bus firing the glitter cannon had me laughing really hard, for some reason.

GoDaddy commercials always make me cringe, and the Bar Rafieli/Walter kiss was disgusting. I HATE mouth noises in general, so this one had me gagging on my spinach dip.
 
2013-02-04 10:02:21 AM  
I am disappointed by the lack of love for the wheat thins commercial. That one was easily one of the best.
 
2013-02-04 10:06:21 AM  

RangerTaylor: My problem with the Dodge Farmer ad was this:  It's a great tribute to farmers, but let's all step back and be honest.  THEY AREN'T SELLING IT TO FARMERS.  They're selling it to Joe-Bob who works at the garage and Mike at Home Depot.  And Jim who actually sells insurance, but doesn't want to look like a namby-pamby city boy.  The actual agricultural demographic is so small in today's America that this is nothing but a pandering to the non-existent "Yeoman Farmer" ideal that people are trying to sell themselves.  If you actually farm?  Good for you, you do a ridiculously difficult and vital job.  If you just happen to live in a flyover state and drive your pickup to Best Buy for the afternoon shift, shut the hell up, you have no business crowing about how that ad speaks to you.

/rant


Very well said and also how I feel about the majority of modern country music. "Hey, I like drinking beer too, this guy really gets me!"
 
2013-02-04 10:09:41 AM  

RangerTaylor: My problem with the Dodge Farmer ad was this:  It's a great tribute to farmers, but let's all step back and be honest.  THEY AREN'T SELLING IT TO FARMERS.  They're selling it to Joe-Bob who works at the garage and Mike at Home Depot.  And Jim who actually sells insurance, but doesn't want to look like a namby-pamby city boy.  The actual agricultural demographic is so small in today's America that this is nothing but a pandering to the non-existent "Yeoman Farmer" ideal that people are trying to sell themselves.  If you actually farm?  Good for you, you do a ridiculously difficult and vital job.  If you just happen to live in a flyover state and drive your pickup to Best Buy for the afternoon shift, shut the hell up, you have no business crowing about how that ad speaks to you.

/rant


That's how a lot of advertising works. They're associating their brand with a positive image, not marketing to that one specific little group. Red Bull uses extreme sports to market their energy drink not because they want to capture the extreme sports athletes, but because they want their drink to be associated withe the lifestyle attributes of those people. Chrysler wasn't trying to get rappers to buy their car in last years ad with Eminimen--they wanted to associate the brand with certain attributes like grit, success, and living large. Every brand who takes some environmentally responsible tact in their marketing is doing this. Brands don't give a fark about the environment--they don't have feelings at all. Brands are built on the attributes associated with them. That's how they get their meaning. The insurance agent who doesn't want to look like a pansy wants the same hard working cred as a farmer, and the truck is a little way for him to buy some.
 
2013-02-04 10:20:31 AM  
Missed a bunch of, well, all of them. Will watch at home.
 
2013-02-04 10:21:17 AM  
Both Chrysler ads were an over-the-top bit of pandering and our Superbowl party generally agreed that they were the worst two ads of the evening.

It was plainly obvious that they picked two groups of people universally loved (or at least not disliked) by all people and them made over-long tributes to them and then shoe-horned a jeep or truck in there.
 
2013-02-04 10:21:26 AM  

Cluckity: Brands are built on the attributes associated with them.


I now perceive most of the Superbowl advertisers as having the same attributes as that guy that tries too hard to be clever and funny, but is just kind  forgettable.
 
2013-02-04 10:22:18 AM  

GrenadeOConner: Nobody else enjoyed Dwayne Johnson's milk commercial?


I tried to watch it, but Emma Watson kept blocking my view.
 
2013-02-04 10:24:16 AM  

Mad_Radhu: That's got to be my favorite "extended look" ever.


Would have been hilarious if just that extended look was the commercial during the game.
 
2013-02-04 10:25:25 AM  

browntimmy: RangerTaylor: My problem with the Dodge Farmer ad was this:  It's a great tribute to farmers, but let's all step back and be honest.  THEY AREN'T SELLING IT TO FARMERS.  They're selling it to Joe-Bob who works at the garage and Mike at Home Depot.  And Jim who actually sells insurance, but doesn't want to look like a namby-pamby city boy.  The actual agricultural demographic is so small in today's America that this is nothing but a pandering to the non-existent "Yeoman Farmer" ideal that people are trying to sell themselves.  If you actually farm?  Good for you, you do a ridiculously difficult and vital job.  If you just happen to live in a flyover state and drive your pickup to Best Buy for the afternoon shift, shut the hell up, you have no business crowing about how that ad speaks to you.

/rant

Very well said and also how I feel about the majority of modern country music. "Hey, I like drinking beer too, this guy really gets me!"


Unfortunately, this is true.  I come from a farming background, and the white trash rednecks who associate themselves with "farmers" turn me off.  My parents never listened to country music (their record collection includes Rush, Steppenwolf, The Animals, and a lot of classic rock, but not one country record), do't have large trucks with oversized tires, no "stars and bars" anywhere.

Of course, this is they way with a lot of lifestyles.  You think hip-hop (true hip hop) likes being associated with rap?  Do you think a person drinking a cup of coffee at a coffee shop wants to be associated with hipsters?   Or politically left leaning people want to be associated with communists?
 
2013-02-04 10:26:07 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top? It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word. but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.


For me, it was way too long. I was bored by the third "God needed a..." Also, I'm a bit tired of the farmers=Jesus metaphor.
 
2013-02-04 10:26:36 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey /Dodge /farmers: Very moving but so over the top, and did'nt
connect to the product enough.

How was it over the top?  It was perfectly executed.

oh that's right it mentioned God so of course on fark that is a dirty word.  but hey the a company trying to get you to sign a contract with the devil for their product is okay.


Right, I forgot, the most discriminated-against segment of America is the White Christian Male.

The commercial was thoughtful, serene, well-produced in terms of visuals and sound, and Dodge should be celebrated for buying two whole minutes instead of truncating the speech.  And I still thought it was a terrible Superbowl commercial.  My family thought it was an ad for CASE farm equipment until the very, very end; I thought the pace was inappropriate for the venue; and many, many others loved the commercial if it weren't for the fact that there was a damned pickup truck (aka THE PRODUCT) at the end.  You can call it a tribute to Americana, or you could call it manipulative: using the dying family farm to sell a short-box pickup.

The Deal with the Devil ad was effective.  And, no, it wasn't because FARK loves the devil.  It's because it sold the product.  It presented a message: you won't have to make a deal with the devil to get your own super-awesome car.  What did the Ram ad communicate?  Ram, because Farmers?

Ah, what do I know.  Among the less cynical set the Dodge commercial seems extremely popular.
 
2013-02-04 10:27:15 AM  
Was the Samsung ad Bob Odenkirk's 2nd Super Bowl commercial?
 
2013-02-04 10:29:03 AM  

rtaylor92: Both Chrysler ads were an over-the-top bit of pandering and our Superbowl party generally agreed that they were the worst two ads of the evening.

It was plainly obvious that they picked two groups of people universally loved (or at least not disliked) by all people and them made over-long tributes to them and then shoe-horned a jeep or truck in there.


Both ads were basically trying to pull the same heartstrings, but for some reason the farmers one struck me as more authentic than the Oprah soldiers one.
 
2013-02-04 10:34:38 AM  

pjlawrence81: That GoDaddy ad w/ the model and the geek was disgusting with the slobbery kissing sounds. The Leon Sandcastle ad w/ Deion Sanders was hilarious, and the Doritos one w/ the guy and the goat made me chuckle. The rest were meh.


Amazing how standards have lowered if Leon Sandcastle was "hilarious." I'd say that one and a few others might have qualified for "meh" and he rest were boring or awful. And these are presumably being made by the highest-paid marketing firms in America? This actually has me worried for our national integrity.
 
2013-02-04 10:38:34 AM  
Kind of a weak year for commercials, but I enjoyed the Leon Sandcastle one, the Joe Montana stain one, and the Clydesdale one.

At one point during the game though, a local spot came on, and it was the commercial I did for the law firm I'm in (I just started practicing recently).  The commercial had already been running for a few weeks, but I don't know that many people who watch TV, so no one really saw it until last night.  It was kind of fun getting a bunch of texts and facebook messages and such.
 
2013-02-04 10:43:37 AM  

Christian Bale: pjlawrence81: That GoDaddy ad w/ the model and the geek was disgusting with the slobbery kissing sounds. The Leon Sandcastle ad w/ Deion Sanders was hilarious, and the Doritos one w/ the guy and the goat made me chuckle. The rest were meh.

Amazing how standards have lowered if Leon Sandcastle was "hilarious." I'd say that one and a few others might have qualified for "meh" and he rest were boring or awful. And these are presumably being made by the highest-paid marketing firms in America? This actually has me worried for our national integrity.


Well the Doritos ads were selected among thousands that were submitted by people on the internet. I watched a bunch of them; a lot of crappy ones but that fat guys in drag ad was nowhere near one of the best.
 
2013-02-04 10:46:17 AM  
God needed someone to be priced out by a gigantic corporation until he's forced to sell four generations of family investment, move to a suburb, and pretend he's still "country" by buying a shiatty truck.

So god created a farmer.
 
2013-02-04 10:52:10 AM  

Broktun: Waldo Pepper: Paul Harvey Dodge ad is fantastic and best ad of the night.

They could have saved $$$ and 45 seconds by just saying "Factory Farmers use ram trucks"


But then we wouldn't be TALKING about it.
 
2013-02-04 10:55:14 AM  
 
2013-02-04 10:55:32 AM  
The beer ads were so very boring this year.  Black Crown: people wear black and drink black and it's beer.  Sapphire: dark beer, dark fish, what's not to get... other than why Sapphire is apparently represented by a Ruby.  Ale-beer: you got hit by an apple.  Beer.  Get it?
 
2013-02-04 11:07:58 AM  
wow, i really missed a lot of those commercials...  the only one i remembered liking was pistachio gangham style.
 
2013-02-04 11:08:05 AM  
This one (for Jack in the Box) aired locally between the 3rd and 4th quarters, and was funnier than most of the mainstream ads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z8QhDkufjI
 
2013-02-04 11:09:28 AM  

star_topology: Apos: Most of them were forgettable. The Mercedes Benz spot was decent, though.

I WAS PROMISED MOAR KATE UPTON



*Nodding* That would have been fantastic.
 
2013-02-04 11:14:00 AM  

Christian Bale: pjlawrence81: That GoDaddy ad w/ the model and the geek was disgusting with the slobbery kissing sounds. The Leon Sandcastle ad w/ Deion Sanders was hilarious, and the Doritos one w/ the guy and the goat made me chuckle. The rest were meh.

Amazing how standards have lowered if Leon Sandcastle was "hilarious." I'd say that one and a few others might have qualified for "meh" and he rest were boring or awful. And these are presumably being made by the highest-paid marketing firms in America? This actually has me worried for our national integrity.


I didn't get the Sandcastle one at all. If Deion weren't too old to play he could just play. No need for the afro wig.
 
2013-02-04 11:17:55 AM  

rynthetyn: Gig103: rynthetyn: The Audi spot was memorable for all the wrong reasons. My twitter feed lit up with people complaining about the non-consensual nature of the kiss. It was pretty much everything that's been wrong with the portrayal of women in Super Bowl advertising encapsulated into one TV spot.

OMG SRSLY, and Volkswagen might as well name their new car the "Schutzstaffel" because they're a bunch of racists letting two white and one Asian guy have Jamaican accents.

/hope you were being sarcastic too

There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.


I notice how you focus on the kiss and not the assault and battery by the "Prom King".

God I hope people who think as you do are a very small minority, but I fear they're not.
 
2013-02-04 11:25:06 AM  

buckeyebrain: This one (for Jack in the Box) aired locally between the 3rd and 4th quarters, and was funnier than most of the mainstream ads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z8QhDkufjI


Dammit, that was awesome. The Jack in the Box commercials in general are usually pretty good.
 
2013-02-04 12:12:14 PM  

rynthetyn: There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.


It was a commercial that depicted exhilaration and being overcome by emotion. It's supposed to remind you of the V-J Day kiss.
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But you probably think that was sexual assault too
 
2013-02-04 12:15:04 PM  

borg: ThrnPhl: They all sucked.

The Tide commercial was good.


The ending of the Tide commercial was too predictable near the beginning as soon as I saw the lady folding a towel in the background.

/ Only laundry ads show people folding towels.
 
2013-02-04 12:37:45 PM  
Samsung ad was a good 10 second spot that they didn't know how to end:

0:05 Har funny.
0:15 OK we heard it already.
0:20 Did you just make the same joke again?
0:30 And again?
0:40 Set change, OK same joke, we get it.
0:50 More even.
1:15 Wow you must think I have no short-term memory.
1:45 lease stop already
4:59 What is this, five minutes long?
6:00 It isn't funny anymore.
11:00 I'm embarrassed to have sat through this crap.
23:00 I will never buy a Samsung anything ever again.
35:00 kill me please
 
Bf+
2013-02-04 12:38:48 PM  

EngineerAU: I was surprised to see Budweiser targeting the imaginary vampire demographic with their Black Crown commercial.


Well done sir.
Many lolz were had.
 
2013-02-04 01:17:07 PM  
I liked 5 commericals

The 2 Voodoo Bud Light ads
The Taco Bell ad
The Oreo ad
The VW White Jamician Guy

That was it.
 
2013-02-04 01:20:34 PM  

rynthetyn: The Coke race spot would have been infinitely better if, instead of show girls in the bus, they'd gone with a Priscilla Queen of the Desert reference. It would have made more sense since the other bits were loosely referencing movies.


I actually thought they were in drag when they first leaned out the window.  Just thought it was obvious that they were referencing that movie.  Then they showed close ups of the women in the bus and I was confused.

I hope that supermodel/geek kiss commercial is banned.
 
2013-02-04 01:22:28 PM  
Or you could try catbowl.com

It was a labor of something other than love.
 
2013-02-04 01:23:15 PM  
The Taco Bell ad infuriated me just for terrible translation. I will forgive the accent if it was actually the same singer dude But seriously....it's like they put the song into Google Translate and didn't even bother asking a native speaker.
 
2013-02-04 01:44:51 PM  
I was expecting a better commercial from Letterman after the the Leno, Oprah shocker.
 
2013-02-04 03:35:01 PM  

Gig103: rynthetyn: There's a huge difference between the VW commercial, which Jamaica's tourism people loved, and a commercial that depicts and glorifies what is, by all legal definitions, sexual assault.

It was a commercial that depicted exhilaration and being overcome by emotion. It's supposed to remind you of the V-J Day kiss.
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But you probably think that was sexual assault too


Let's not forget Adrien Brody at the Oscars.  He sexually assaulted Haley Berry too.
 
2013-02-04 04:26:32 PM  
Bad year for commercials, but  this girl was worth it.
 
2013-02-04 04:59:21 PM  
My father-in-law lives in a rural Minnesota farmtown (grain, pigs, dairy), and you wouldn't be caught dead driving a Dodge.  You enter that town with anything other than a John Deere something-or-other or a Chevy, they run you out of town on a rail (there's a train station going through the town), or run you over with a Deere combine.

I just don't know when Ram became the de facto brand of the American farmer. Or perhaps it's just the advertising.
 
2013-02-04 05:10:30 PM  
Ok, maybe I've just become too cynical, but the ads using folksy images of farmers and soldiers to pull on viewer's heart strings seem pandering and exploitative to me. It's using someone else's good image to sell your unrelated product.
 
2013-02-04 05:14:57 PM  
Burr:

I get that people won't "get it", but it was still a great commercial (beautiful and poignant) Yeah, it might have been a little heavy and somber, but damn it if it didn't get the message across.


Buy Dodge Trucks?
 
2013-02-04 09:15:52 PM  

Mooches: The Budwiser Clydesdale one had me blubbering in my beer.

The rest sucked.


We're done here.
 
2013-02-05 03:46:05 AM  

Cluckity: no clever name here just move along: anybody have a link to the 1/2time show?
I was working and that's the only thing I really wanted to see, but I forgot to set my VCR.

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/47/events/halftime-show


thanks!  :)
 
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