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(Yahoo) NewsFlash All that talk about the Ravens inability to win their 2nd Super Bowl? Nevermore   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 460
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2013-02-03 10:51:40 PM  
Power outage at the Superdome. Should have used the PLUG tag.
 
2013-02-03 11:09:08 PM  
Fark Ray Lewis.  Fark him with a shiv crudely made from a can of Bush's Bakes Beans.
 
2013-02-03 11:09:11 PM  
One of my bosses is a big Niners fan. It's gloating time come Tuesday.
 
2013-02-03 11:09:41 PM  
It's about time they won again. This city is going to be nuts a few more weeks more.
 
2013-02-03 11:09:57 PM  
Yay, pretentious niners fans and jim harbaugh suck balls! fark you!
 
2013-02-03 11:09:58 PM  
it was good to see ray lewis knife his way through an offensive line one last time
 
2013-02-03 11:09:59 PM  

MaoTenDoo: Fark Ray Lewis.  Fark him with a shiv crudely made from a can of Bush's Bakes Beans.


Roll that stabbiful shiv footage
 
2013-02-03 11:10:11 PM  
I won $5 from this game.

Tell Ray Ray to fark himself, and Matthew 6:5/6:6 for good measure.
 
2013-02-03 11:10:14 PM  
Go fark yourself, Chris Culliver.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:03 PM  
Jim Harbaugh can suck it.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:37 PM  
Four years in a row now, the eventual Super Bowl winner played against the Eagles in the Eagles' home opener. Saints. Packers. Giants. Ravens.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:43 PM  
The sudden preponderance of 49ers fans with Ray Lewis comments makes me happy you people lost.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:43 PM  
The safety won me $650 on a prop bet.

Party on Randy Moss you sorry POS.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:55 PM  
nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-03 11:12:16 PM  
I'm a Browns fan, so I hate the Ravens with a passion.

That said, if anyone has any additional evidence that Ray Lewis murdered someone, they should probably take it up with the Atlanta district attorney's office.
 
2013-02-03 11:12:18 PM  
So is Cleveland still in the lead for Flacco when Baltimore is over the cap next year? Or is KC thinking of running in on that game?
 
2013-02-03 11:12:55 PM  
San Francisco won the World Series 2 of the past 3 years. You guys seem to want to become the West Coast version of Boston circa 2007, and trust me that is not a position you want to be in.
 
2013-02-03 11:12:59 PM  
And, with that, the window is shut.
 
2013-02-03 11:13:06 PM  
Oh, and the ProFootballMock conversation tomorrow is going to be great.
 
2013-02-03 11:13:08 PM  
Time for Pitchers and Catchers to report.
 
2013-02-03 11:13:16 PM  

GAT_00: The sudden preponderance of 49ers fans with Ray Lewis comments makes me happy you people lost.


San Fran knocked my team out in the second round. I am not a fan of theirs.

Ray Lewis  can still go shiv himself.
 
2013-02-03 11:13:30 PM  
subby.  english language do you speak it?
 
2013-02-03 11:13:42 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: So is Cleveland still in the lead for Flacco when Baltimore is over the cap next year? Or is KC thinking of running in on that game?


They have enough to slap the franchise tag on him while they work out the long term deal. He's not going anywhere.
 
2013-02-03 11:13:47 PM  

SilentStrider: Oh, and the ProFootballMock conversation tomorrow is going to be great.


That would be a first, then.
 
2013-02-03 11:14:40 PM  

SilentStrider: Four years in a row now, the eventual Super Bowl winner played against the Eagles in the Eagles' home opener. Saints. Packers. Giants. Ravens.


According to NFL.com, one of these 8 teams will then win the Super Bowl next year:

Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Arizona Cardinals

Those are the Eagles home opponents next year.  I'm thinking Redskins.
 
2013-02-03 11:15:21 PM  

twobux: Time for Pitchers and Catchers to report.


Gay Pride parade coming to town?
 
2013-02-03 11:15:36 PM  
Oh, and for anyone wanting to complain about the non-holding call, stuff it.
It was the right call to make.
And, as Chris Kluwe pointed out on twitter, no coach would have accepted that holding penalty anyway.
 
2013-02-03 11:15:53 PM  

006andahalf: Jim Harbaugh can suck it.


Can someone explain to me his challenge flag of a 1st down spot in the 4th quarter. He risked losing a timeout on a play where the Ravens would have been third and inches and had about a 99.99% chance of getting the first down on the next play. He did win the challenge but it just seemed like a weird play.
 
2013-02-03 11:16:53 PM  
Hah, they just showed a replay of that "running into the kicker" that people were biatching about.  Akers wasn't even hit.
 
2013-02-03 11:16:55 PM  
Turn out the lights, the pa-  oh, wait, they did that already.
 
2013-02-03 11:17:12 PM  
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2013-02-03 11:17:16 PM  

SilentStrider: Four years in a row now, the eventual Super Bowl winner played against the Eagles in the Eagles' home opener. Saints. Packers. Giants. Ravens.


Sadly, the New York Jets do not play the Eagles next year.
/Hell will freeze over before my favorite team is ina Super Bowl.
 
2013-02-03 11:17:51 PM  

SilentStrider: Oh, and for anyone wanting to complain about the non-holding call, stuff it.
It was the right call to make.
And, as Chris Kluwe pointed out on twitter, no coach would have accepted that holding penalty anyway.


They were offsetting I think, and the NFL has a long history of not calling offsetting penalties or borderline penalties in situations like that.
 
2013-02-03 11:18:01 PM  
Fark the Ravens. Fark Murderin' Ray. Fark Art Modell. Fark Ball-So-Hard.

Just FARK! Horseshiat. The Niners got jobbed. So the refs aren't supposed to be a part of the game, right? Well, they were going to be no matter what the call was, and they blew the call. Completely.

So what do we get? We get Ray-Ray and his cheesy, fake I-found-God-in-the-bed-of-four-different-hookers-and-a-holding-cell tears for the foreseeable future. I wonder if he cried when he gave the king's ransom to the families of the men he killed. But I digress. We get the "Flacco is elite" meme in full force when he isn't even the best quarterback in his division. We get a massive influx of Grimace-looking motherfarkers all over central PA who will claim that they were fans the whole time since they were kids, even though they're 50. What a Goddamn blessing this turned out to be.

FARK.
 
2013-02-03 11:18:12 PM  
So... im not sure my universe makes sense anymore. Joe Flacco an elite QB???
 
2013-02-03 11:18:21 PM  
double rings for the double murderer
 
2013-02-03 11:18:27 PM  

SilentStrider: Oh, and for anyone wanting to complain about the non-holding call, stuff it.
It was the right call to make.
And, as Chris Kluwe pointed out on twitter, no coach would have accepted that holding penalty anyway.


The way I look at it...If the 49er's didn't suck the entire first half, their game wouldn't have been hanging on a ref's no call.
 
2013-02-03 11:19:33 PM  

GAT_00: SilentStrider: Four years in a row now, the eventual Super Bowl winner played against the Eagles in the Eagles' home opener. Saints. Packers. Giants. Ravens.

According to NFL.com, one of these 8 teams will then win the Super Bowl next year:

Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Arizona Cardinals

Those are the Eagles home opponents next year.  I'm thinking Redskins.


You would probably get great money on betting on the Chiefs. Plus Andy Reid winning the Super Bowl the year after being dumped by Philly would be an epic form of irony.
 
2013-02-03 11:19:41 PM  
Whoa!

The Forty-Niners lost....really?
 
2013-02-03 11:20:10 PM  

twobux: SilentStrider: Oh, and the ProFootballMock conversation tomorrow is going to be great.

That would be a first, then.


Hey, they can't help it if you have no sense of humor.

GAT_00: Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Arizona Cardinals

Those are the Eagles home opponents next year. I'm thinking Redskins.


Of those, I'd probably give the best chance to Chicago, assuming they manage to come up with a competent offensive line.
 
2013-02-03 11:20:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Fark the Ravens. Fark Murderin' Ray. Fark Art Modell. Fark Ball-So-Hard.

Just FARK! Horseshiat. The Niners got jobbed. So the refs aren't supposed to be a part of the game, right? Well, they were going to be no matter what the call was, and they blew the call. Completely.

So what do we get? We get Ray-Ray and his cheesy, fake I-found-God-in-the-bed-of-four-different-hookers-and-a-holding-cell tears for the foreseeable future. I wonder if he cried when he gave the king's ransom to the families of the men he killed. But I digress. We get the "Flacco is elite" meme in full force when he isn't even the best quarterback in his division. We get a massive influx of Grimace-looking motherfarkers all over central PA who will claim that they were fans the whole time since they were kids, even though they're 50. What a Goddamn blessing this turned out to be.

FARK.


This.

fark Stabby McStabberson, fark his retirement, fark the sports entertainment "retirement" bullshiat, fark Art Modell and the Ravens "miraculously" winning the year he died, fark the NFL.

Ol' Vince McMahon couldn't have written a better script.
 
2013-02-03 11:21:01 PM  
Is it a newsflash if everyone was watching?
 
2013-02-03 11:21:03 PM  

GAT_00: The sudden preponderance of 49ers fans with Ray Lewis comments makes me happy you people lost.


I'm a die-hard Niners fan.  I also like the Ravens and Ray Lewis a good deal.

So, in short, go fark yourself, Chris Culliver.
 
2013-02-03 11:21:26 PM  
Couldn't give a shiat who won or lost and wasn't rooting for either team.   That said, San Fran got robbed on what was an obvious holding call in the end zone.
 
2013-02-03 11:21:44 PM  

poisonedpawn78: So... im not sure my universe makes sense anymore. Joe Flacco an elite QB???


As much an elite QB as Trent Dilfer was.
 
2013-02-03 11:21:47 PM  
The last time this many whiteys lamented a stabbing verdict was the OJ trial.
 
2013-02-03 11:22:07 PM  
YAAY VERNTERV
 
2013-02-03 11:22:23 PM  
Hell of a game. It was great to watch along with you folks!


SilentStrider: Four years in a row now, the eventual Super Bowl winner played against the Eagles in the Eagles' home opener. Saints. Packers. Giants. Ravens.


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Jack Sparrow mode ON]

That's interesting...
 
2013-02-03 11:22:39 PM  
/redeemed after Rich Gannon's SB "performance"
 
2013-02-03 11:22:51 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Fark the Ravens. Fark Murderin' Ray. Fark Art Modell. Fark Ball-So-Hard.

Just FARK! Horseshiat. The Niners got jobbed. So the refs aren't supposed to be a part of the game, right? Well, they were going to be no matter what the call was, and they blew the call. Completely.


 San Francisco class shines through.  Hope you enjoyed NOLA.

//And thank you for beating the farking Failcons a couple of weeks ago.
 
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