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(Dumbass Daily)   Hot underage high school girls running out of teachers and coaches to have sex with, start turning to janitors. Lunch ladies now seen warming up on the on deck circle   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 50
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2013-02-04 12:13:27 AM  
Next they're going after the guidance counselors. Eeeeww...
 
2013-02-04 12:14:30 AM  
Way to steal the headline straight from TFA there, subby.
 
2013-02-04 12:29:15 AM  
In a lot of places janitors  make more then the teachers and they probably know where all the good hiding spaces are.
 
2013-02-04 02:28:06 AM  

borg: In a lot of places janitors  make more then the teachers and they probably know where all the good hiding spaces are.


And they have the keys to said spaces.
 
2013-02-04 02:33:24 AM  
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The headline puts this in a whole other perspective...
 
2013-02-04 04:46:26 AM  
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2013-02-04 04:48:24 AM  
Oh sure, but when I stare at them on the elevator *I'm* the weirdo.
 
2013-02-04 04:49:14 AM  
Is that a mophandle in your bucket or are you just happy to see me?
 
2013-02-04 04:58:10 AM  
*yawwwnnn* these stories have become extremely boring..wake me when the students are farking the school mascots
 
2013-02-04 05:04:06 AM  
global3.memecdn.com

Obligatory
 
2013-02-04 05:05:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, but when I stare at them on the elevator *I'm* the weirdo.


Yeah people are always getting on my case about that too. I'm like "Well I'm sorry. How else am I supposed to imagine you masterbating?"
 
2013-02-04 05:05:59 AM  
Oh, I've seen his type before; flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

media.al.com
 
2013-02-04 05:29:47 AM  
I see no proof she is indeed hot.

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www.informationliberation.com
 
2013-02-04 05:45:05 AM  
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2013-02-04 05:48:37 AM  
Him, I can imagine.  Lunch ladies, no.
 
2013-02-04 06:17:55 AM  
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
 
2013-02-04 06:26:47 AM  
Finally, our turn.

www.starscolor.com

/I know, pic ain't from reference
 
2013-02-04 06:36:16 AM  
I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!
 
2013-02-04 06:39:57 AM  
Aren't all janitors names Carl?
 
2013-02-04 06:51:03 AM  
Fark headline including the words "hot girl"

Expected:  Girl is actually not hot

Unexpected:  No pictures at all

Who greenlights these headlines?
 
2013-02-04 07:06:00 AM  
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Approves!


i26.photobucket.com
meh, what the hell
 
2013-02-04 07:07:06 AM  
What be next?
Do tell.
 
2013-02-04 07:16:58 AM  

Shirley Ujest: Aren't all janitors names Carl?


I know one that is.

offmymeds: Oh, I've seen his type before; flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

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What a great photo.  Notice the hint of a smile playing around his lips... as if to say, "that's right... I HIT that shiat."
 
2013-02-04 07:23:51 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that a young girl who likes to get it on with the janitor in the ladies room while his janitor buddy watches the door, isn't probably high on the hot scale. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he paid her.
 
2013-02-04 07:24:31 AM  
And just because:

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-04 07:42:28 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that a young girl who likes to get it on with the janitor in the ladies room while his janitor buddy watches the door, isn't probably high on the hot scale.


Because beauty comes with self esteem and good decision making?
 
2013-02-04 07:43:22 AM  

Shirley Ujest: Aren't all janitors names Carl?


For the last time, the janitors gave you A hot Carl, they weren't named Carl.
/ also, that wasn't really a trombone, and you don't really blow on it.
 
2013-02-04 07:44:56 AM  
Keeping with Fark tradition:

www.naschenweng.info
 
2013-02-04 07:46:42 AM  
Suspended sentence?  For a man??  And he's BLACK!???  I'm surprised they didn't lock him away for life!
 
2013-02-04 07:49:08 AM  

xanadian: Suspended sentence?  For a man??  And he's BLACK!???  I'm surprised they didn't lock him away for life!


Or 'die resisting arrest'.
 
2013-02-04 07:52:16 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Because beauty comes with self esteem and good decision making?


Umm yea pretty much
 
2013-02-04 08:00:42 AM  
I did a GIS of "hot teenager", and this comes up...

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Ummm..what?
 
2013-02-04 08:02:08 AM  

buttcat: I did a GIS of "hot teenager", and this comes up...

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Ummm..what?


She's a pregnant dwarf. What are you having trouble with?
 
2013-02-04 08:05:39 AM  

buttcat: I did a GIS of "hot teenager", and this comes up...

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Ummm..what?


you were really looking for a 'little' porn, right?
 
2013-02-04 08:26:52 AM  
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-02-04 08:30:46 AM  
Any creek chub that would willingly go into the bathroom to have sex with that flounder would likely have only fit in the handicapped stall. Thanks, Farkers, for posting those nice images of pretty girls though, they get the pics I imagined out of my brain...
 
2013-02-04 09:09:18 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: J. Frank Parnell: Because beauty comes with self esteem and good decision making?

Umm yea pretty much


I've lived too long and seen too much to believe that.
 
2013-02-04 09:44:57 AM  
sometags.com
 
2013-02-04 09:45:14 AM  
What? No Freddie Krueger? Y'all are slipping.
 
2013-02-04 09:50:10 AM  

Evil Mackerel: What? No Freddie Krueger? Y'all are slipping.



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Freddie?
 
2013-02-04 10:41:10 AM  
Yes, subby, it's the 15-year-old student's fault.
 
2013-02-04 11:12:24 AM  
Not to have any contact with the 15 year old or her grandmother speaks volumes as to the nature of the problem and the ease at which she was persuaded to have sex with the janitor.
 
2013-02-04 11:46:46 AM  

Profedius: Not to have any contact with the 15 year old or her grandmother speaks volumes as to the nature of the problem and the ease at which she was persuaded to have sex with the janitor.


When her mother gets out of jail she is going to give that daughter a good talking to.
 
2013-02-04 12:04:25 PM  

Z-clipped: What a great photo.  Notice the hint of a smile playing around his lips... as if to say, "that's right... I HIT that shiat."


He probably had his closet all decked out with all the items needed to put his conquests "in the mood": soft lighting, Barry White playing on a tape deck and a couple of Colt .45's on ice. A real smooth operator.
 
2013-02-04 12:24:06 PM  

buttcat: I did a GIS of "hot teenager", and this comes up...

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Ummm..what?


Apparently Google's getting their personalized search results tuned in pretty well.  That pic doesn't show up on  my GIS, you perv.
 
2013-02-04 01:59:30 PM  
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Oooh sonny-boy. Make my mole hair quiver with lust...
 
2013-02-04 07:14:45 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Keeping with Fark tradition:

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this chick has to be in her 20's by now.
 
2013-02-04 09:39:05 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x176]
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Approves!

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meh, what the hell


Malvert Sometimes Pee Red!
 
2013-02-05 02:37:02 AM  

Alphax: Him, I can imagine.  Lunch ladies, no.


We had five or six lunch ladies at my school. They were all your standard-issue lunch lady types from Central Casting: 50ish, dumpy, etc. And then there was one... my god. There were no words for how ridiculously hot this lunch lady was. And I don't mean hot for a lunch lady, I mean this was a wet dream that got a job as a lunch lady. Mid-20s, stacked, cute as hell, just... everything was right. It all worked. You got used to holding your tray a certain way as you walked back from the line.

I mean, it's not like she ever farked any of the students. Or talked to them. Or did anything but slop out terrible school food with the exact same dead-eyed look any other lunch lady gets. But I have to defend lunch lady honor on this point.
 
2013-02-05 06:03:52 AM  

semiotix: Alphax: Him, I can imagine.  Lunch ladies, no.

We had five or six lunch ladies at my school. They were all your standard-issue lunch lady types from Central Casting: 50ish, dumpy, etc. And then there was one... my god. There were no words for how ridiculously hot this lunch lady was. And I don't mean hot for a lunch lady, I mean this was a wet dream that got a job as a lunch lady. Mid-20s, stacked, cute as hell, just... everything was right. It all worked. You got used to holding your tray a certain way as you walked back from the line.

I mean, it's not like she ever farked any of the students. Or talked to them. Or did anything but slop out terrible school food with the exact same dead-eyed look any other lunch lady gets. But I have to defend lunch lady honor on this point.


i remember there was this cute black woman 20-ish at my middle school.  who couldn't understand me half the time when i told her what i wanted.  so i started pointing at food.  and she was like "git yo finger out of mah food boy!"
 
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