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2013-02-03 07:21:30 PM  
don't fark with the jesus
 
2013-02-04 02:57:33 AM  
Gotta get to west fresno!
 
2013-02-04 05:29:56 AM  
smash, smash, SUHMASH... works every time.
 
2013-02-04 05:38:07 AM  

some_beer_drinker: don't fark with the jesus homeless dude named Kai.

 
2013-02-04 05:55:07 AM  
Ok, I guess not all hippies are bad.
 
2013-02-04 06:08:32 AM  
I'm just so glad that no other innocent bystandards were hurt.
 
2013-02-04 06:25:26 AM  
What is an "innocent bystandard"?
 
2013-02-04 06:30:57 AM  
Yeah, this pretty much sounds like the Fresno locals...
 
2013-02-04 06:37:21 AM  
I'm not sure which seems crazier, having murderous racist-Jesus delusions or giving a ride to a homeless guy who's armed with a hatchet (and disturbingly enthusiastic about using it).
 
2013-02-04 06:41:23 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: I'm not sure which seems crazier, having murderous racist-Jesus delusions or giving a ride to a homeless guy who's armed with a hatchet (and disturbingly enthusiastic about using it).


THIS.
 
2013-02-04 06:50:57 AM  
Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker seems destined to also become a victim if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-04 07:12:26 AM  
I can see why crazy Jesus went up & tried his python hold on the mother rather than the daughter, at least he had a chance of getting his arms around her.  Hitchhiker was probably wondering if the whole thing was a bad acid trip before figuring out that it really was happening.  What a weird story - although the word 'Fresno' does explain quite a bit.

/PG&E guy isn't going to walk right again probably, sucks to be him
//what a strange story to start my week with
 
2013-02-04 07:12:41 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-02-04 08:13:06 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: I'm not sure which seems crazier, having murderous racist-Jesus delusions or giving a ride to a homeless guy who's armed with a hatchet (and disturbingly enthusiastic about using it).


codinghorror.typepad.com
 
2013-02-04 09:39:52 AM  

Iplaybass: What is an "innocent bystandard"?


This.  Huh?
 
2013-02-04 09:57:04 AM  
I am not religious at all, actually quite the opposite, but I do found this story interesting.

So, an evil 300-400 pound man who thinks he is Jesus picks up a hitchhiker, because after all, that is what Jesus would do. Then, evil Jesus decides that he is going to kill a PG&E worker who is black, because after all, that is what Je...um, a criminally insane psychopath would do.

So, he thought he was Jesus doing the lords work. Little did he know, his homeless hitchhiking passenger might be broke, but he is not stupid. So evil Jesus tries to go on a small killing spree, and homeless hitchhiker takes his fat ass down with a hatchet. Great job!

I hope the PG&E guy has a speedy recovery and can return to work and a normal life.
 
2013-02-04 12:27:10 PM  

LesserEvil: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: I'm not sure which seems crazier, having murderous racist-Jesus delusions or giving a ride to a homeless guy who's armed with a hatchet (and disturbingly enthusiastic about using it).

THIS.


Dont be retarded. he's homeless and obviously a hiker, he probably uses it to cut timber/start fire and shelter.
 
2013-02-04 12:27:53 PM  
ok my bad. dudes eyes on the third smash are wtf
 
2013-02-04 01:08:56 PM  

vd61: Dont be retarded. he's homeless and obviously a hiker, he probably uses it to cut timber/start fire and shelter.


When i was younger i did a bit of hitchhiking one summer, and the other hitchhikers i met suggested carrying a fork you could stab people with if you had to, but claim you used it to eat if the police searched you.

I never took their advice, but it's a safe bet this guy isn't doing much camping.
 
2013-02-04 02:52:34 PM  
I can understand wanting to kill a PG&E worker, and I'm sure even Jesus would be cool with that, but come on: race has nothing to do with it.
 
2013-02-04 04:44:44 PM  
Dude...I would just throw gobs of cash at my TV if TLC or Discovery (or more fitting, FOX) would give homeless hippy dude a reality show...besides, isn't the prospect of being homeless far more of a "reality" vs. the current stock of "reality" shows...?
 
2013-02-04 05:55:58 PM  
In before the autotune version.
 
2013-02-04 08:43:47 PM  
Yeah, this all seems about right for that neck of the woods.


Stay classy Fresno
 
2013-02-04 09:23:41 PM  
Jesus doesn't like black people?  Must be Mormon.
 
2013-02-04 10:12:00 PM  
Here's the full video of Kai's interview. I needs to be watched. Warning! It gets rapidly sad at the end.
 
2013-02-04 11:15:29 PM  

Iplaybass: What is an "innocent bystandard"?



I thought Millicent Bystander was supposed to be an international jewel thief that tried to steal the Jammy Dodger.


And holy crap... in the full interview the dude says the whacko copped to raping a 14 year old. This is madness...
 
2013-02-04 11:25:22 PM  
the first to "run" over and help.  Yeah, sure.
 
2013-02-05 12:43:30 AM  

usernameguy: Here's the full video of Kai's interview. I needs to be watched. Warning! It gets rapidly sad at the end.


Saddest last 10 seconds ever
 
2013-02-05 08:26:05 AM  
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Is not amused.


/bonus internet points if you get it without googling
 
2013-02-05 09:23:50 AM  
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2013-02-05 09:31:53 PM  
So the Juggalo messiah walks the earth.

farkin a man.
 
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