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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Chicago police will no longer respond to 911 calls in person unless someone is needed to come mop up   (suntimes.com) divider line 11
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GBB
2013-02-03 08:06:12 PM
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911:  911, what's your emergency?
caller: Someone just stole my car!!
911: When?
caller: just NOW!
911: where are they now?
caller: they just drove off.
911: what kind of car?
caller: it's an 08 Kia
911: what color?
caller: Black.
911: Did you see the person who stole it?
caller: no, he was in a tow truck.
911: wat?   Are you behind on your payment?
caller: ..... a little.
2013-02-03 07:38:25 PM
3 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: This is more reasonable then you'd expect, if you actually read the article.

911 is for emergencies.  If your garage was broken into when you were at work, that's not a 911 event.


But what if McDonalds gets my order wrong?!?!
2013-02-03 09:02:37 PM
2 votes:

way south: So who do I call when I need someone to shoot my dog?


you will have to choke him yourself with your bootstraps
2013-02-03 08:09:26 PM
2 votes:
So who do I call when I need someone to shoot my dog?
2013-02-03 07:49:29 PM
2 votes:
Coming next... 1-900-911: $10/minute charged to your phone bill.
2013-02-04 07:12:45 AM
1 votes:
s7.postimage.org
You'll probably get a better response.
2013-02-04 12:27:50 AM
1 votes:

kombat_unit: What a nice blue city.  A preview of what is to come America.


But friend, this is the glorious utopia of democratic living! Do not take responsibility for yourself. You need a PROFESSIONAL to decide when you have a right to your life and to your property. Let the police put you into a well oiled and sorted list of victims, in which you may wait anywhere from 5 minutes to 1 hour before they decide to act, or if they act at all! You are not capable of defending yourself, you evil vile lunatic, let a over worked police officer come to your estate well after the thief has got away, so no one gets hurt (especially not the criminal)
2013-02-03 08:33:03 PM
1 votes:
 So they've taken up my mothers policy of "If I have to come out there somebody better god damned be dying".
This can't possible end well.

Hypnozombie
2013-02-03 08:04:54 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like it's time for a private company to set up their own armed medical response team. Could be a good job for veterans.
2013-02-03 07:34:48 PM
1 votes:
SpdrJay: 911 is a joke in Chitown!

Because when seconds matter, the cops are only minutes away.
2013-02-03 07:28:00 PM
1 votes:
911 is a joke in Chitown!
 
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