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(My Fox Detroit)   Detroit high school coach shows how a good guy with a gun on campus can stop a bad guy with a gun   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-04 08:34:24 AM  
4 votes:

justtray: About a year ago I was in Baltimore downtown and some kids asked me if they could borrow my phone to call their parents. I obliged. They took it, started to dial some numbers, then ran away. Fortunately I was carrying so I shot the one who didn't run in the head, then fired at the other two running, hitting one in the leg disabling him, and the other in the back. He later succumed to his wounds. I picked up my phone from the kid (high schoolers) and called the cops.


About 6 months ago I was in Chicago when a couple of sweet little misunderstood minorities walked up to me armed with the big scary thing called a gun. I instantly about shiat myself! These two sweet cherished angels all dressed in matching colors demanded my money and my car keys. I quickly informed them that Chicago was a gun free zone, and these poor little sweeties must have been tricked by a angry white man into getting a gun and robbing me, and if they told me who did that then I would gladly plead my case before a court in order to convict the dirty whitey of a hate crime. The two misguided youths then proceeded to shoot me twice in the gut accidentally and rummage threw my pockets for what I assumed was my cell phone to call the police and rescue me from their mistake. They took my wallet, my car keys, my cell phone, and even had my home address now. I thought for sure when I bled all over them that they would see the error of their ways and my pleading would not go on deaf ears. The two youths sprinted away with all my possessions in a robin hood-esque moment! I assured myself it was to give to the local orphanage and they were definitely worthy of forgiveness when all of a sudden a cis gendered white scum approached and offered to aid me. NO SIR! NO! You have done enough I shouted. Either way the little dirty tyrant called the police and I survived.

I am so glad I met those boys that day, it really showed me how useless guns are and I am SO glad I didn't have one. They might have been injured! Later on I saw the two darlings on the news and apparently that god damn white devil reported what he saw and lo and behold ANOTHER cis gendered white tyrant had reported that they raped someone! WHAT LIARS! This is the republican america everyone!
2013-02-03 07:46:11 PM  
4 votes:
Apparently God is welcome in Detroit Schools. Thanks to Jesus for preventing a tragedy.
2013-02-03 05:53:12 PM  
4 votes:

Azlefty: cretinbob: Goody Guys 1 Bad Guys 297

No, good guys 2,500.000


[citation needed]

And I swear, if you cite John Lott, I will cockpunch you through the Internet.
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 05:32:42 PM  
4 votes:

Azlefty: cretinbob: Goody Guys 1 Bad Guys 297
No, good guys 2,500.000

Your side should start taking the score of the good guys also!


Especially to keep the count correct, since the guys who need a gun just to get an erection tend to overestimate by several magnitudes of order.
2013-02-03 06:26:30 PM  
3 votes:

jbc: Especially to keep the count correct, since the guys who need a gun just to get an erection tend to overestimate by several magnitudes of order.


Funny how it is the "progressives" that seem to like to misquote Freud, perhaps it is their way of projecting their "little issues" onto those they fear- or perhaps lust after?


kmmontandon: And I swear, if you cite John Lott, I will cockpunch you through the Internet.


So the thought of John Lott makes you wan to touch my junk, Kinky to say the least.
2013-02-04 04:52:48 PM  
2 votes:

arentol: Quick Quiz:

Name the three branches of the government of the USA.


Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic
2013-02-03 09:39:06 PM  
2 votes:
So some "hero" with murder fantasies kills a young male who just wanted some cash, and that makes guns cool now? The coach could have just given him his wallet. Is a young man's life worth the few bucks you have in your pocket? Yes the guy was wrong for trying to rob the coach, but he was a product of his surroundings who shows time and time again that they don't care about the black man. The coach could have tried to open a line of dialogue with him. Maybe helped him understand what he was doing was wrong, and helped him turn his life around.
Instead he got the moment he had been waiting his whole life for, the chance to use his penis extention to murder someone and get away with it. If states would be resonsible and not issue 'concealed murder permits' this young man would still be alive.


/Thats a lot of derp, right? Thats what you anti gun people sound like.
2013-02-03 09:27:52 PM  
2 votes:

Gdalescrboz: BarkingUnicorn: Gdalescrboz: Wolf_Blitzer: Gdalescrboz: SpdrJay: Think of how many muggings we could stop if everyone had their own tactical nuke!

I don't get the nuke argument the left makes. A gun is a precision weapon, a nuke kills indiscriminately. If the left cant see the difference between gun ownership and nuke ownership, their deep has reached critical mass

Those twenty kids in Newtown were sure precisely targeted.

How many people must a weapon be capable of killing before it is "indiscriminate"?

You don't know what indiscriminate means do you?

It means a weapon doesn't give a shiat who it kills.  They're all indiscriminate.

The crew of the Enola Gay didn't care who they killed, as long as they were in Hiroshima.  Lanza didn't care who he killed as long as they were inside the school.  They were indiscriminate about who they killed.

About the closest that anyone who hasn't a clue will get so good try. Indiscriminate is when you don't target anyone in particular, a nuke doesn't target a person, it kills everyone in an are. The kids at SH were targeted, the bullets went exactly where the barrel was pointing, because a gun is a precision weapon.


You know when someone posts something so mind-bogglingly stupid you get like an ice-cream headache just from reading it?

That happened to me just now.

You have physically caused me pain over the internet, congratulations.
2013-02-03 07:50:06 PM  
2 votes:
Anyone who carries a gun is a bad guy.

/heeeeere fishy fishy fishy
2013-02-03 07:49:00 PM  
2 votes:

You know it and love it, here it is one more time:

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2013-02-03 07:42:10 PM  
2 votes:
Think of how many muggings we could stop if everyone had their own tactical nuke!
2013-02-03 05:09:05 PM  
2 votes:
Goody Guys 1 Bad Guys 297
2013-02-04 03:21:55 PM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: Who puts "lol" in all caps?


Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
2013-02-04 12:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

The Larch: Mikey1969: Mercutio74: You're out for a walk and you hear a voice behind you say that they've got a gun on you and that they want your wallet.  Are you legitimately going to draw, spin around and fire?

No, you asshole, that's not what happens, and you know it. Troll elsewhere.

If you're not trolling, you're being willfully obtuse.

Exactly. What actually happens is the bad guys take your wallet and your gun.


But how will he fill out the background check?
2013-02-04 06:33:03 AM  
1 votes:

Ablejack: Farkage: Should I keep going or does the truth make you sad?

By all means go on, I'll start being impressed when you reach the number of kindergartners killed at Sandy Hook. But of course you and I both know you ultimately lose this morbid scorecard game.
The truth is; a good guy with a gun cannot stop a bad guy with a gun. Simply because the world does not really consist of "good guys" and "bad guys".  That's only true in Hollywood and children's stories. LaPierre's NRA fantasy is included in the children's stories part.


So if I showed you 71 reports like those (VT, Columbine, Sandy Hook combined), you would bow your head in defeat?  Because given the fact I found the 6 that I previously posted in under 5 minutes, this will be easy.  Or an even better idea, why don't you try looking into things for yourself instead of being such an uneducated tool?  That might be fun.  You know...learning n stuff...
2013-02-04 01:16:23 AM  
1 votes:

justtray: About a year ago I was in Baltimore downtown and some kids asked me if they could borrow my phone to call their parents. I obliged. They took it, started to dial some numbers, then ran away. Fortunately I was carrying so I shot the one who didn't run in the head, then fired at the other two running, hitting one in the leg disabling him, and the other in the back. He later succumed to his wounds. I picked up my phone from the kid (high schoolers) and called the cops.


You did the right thing and society is grateful to you.
2013-02-03 10:34:12 PM  
1 votes:

Xploder: Every time I read one of these threads, I'm reminded that everyone on both of the extreme ends of the political spectrum are complete morons.


Only morons and the Dutch make complete sweeping generalizations.
2013-02-03 10:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
Every time I read one of these threads, I'm reminded that everyone on both of the extreme ends of the political spectrum are complete morons.
2013-02-03 09:09:12 PM  
1 votes:

Wolf_Blitzer: pedrop357: dookdookdook: Simple.

The argument made from the right is that the purpose of the second amendment is to allow citizens to protect themselves from a tyrannical government or invading country. Since the arms gap between the average national army and the average citizen militia has widened astronomically since the American Revolution, the only logical conclusion of this interpretation of 2A is that the citizenry has a constitutional right to arm itself on a par with the military.

I agree.  Anything a cop, soldier, or police department can own, possess, carry, etc. should be legal to be owned, possessed, carried byt the people who give them their power in the first place ie., US.  This would mean full auto, short barrel rifles and shotguns, suppressors (which are actually unregulated in New Zealand, France, Norway, and Finland), explosives like grenades and flashbangs, etc.

Please, get on the rooftops with a bullhorn and tell your neighbors this. You'll do more to help gun control than that nut LaPierre ever could.


in fact, you should mount loudspeakers on your car and drive around shouting this for 3 or 4 hours ever day.  It's your duty.
2013-02-03 08:57:12 PM  
1 votes:

Azlefty: You know instead of changing the Constitution to suit your little snowflakeness you could always move to a nice a safe country like ;

Jamaica
Belize
St Kitts
Trinidad and Tobago
Congo
All with murder rates 6X higher than the US


Ah, the reverse-Somalia argument.  Nice.
2013-02-03 08:50:37 PM  
1 votes:

Wolf_Blitzer: pedrop357: Technically speaking, the government does not make it harder for people to swap child porn online-there are no background checks, no waiting periods, inspection, etc. only after-the-fact enforcement which more analogous to laws forbidding discharge in city limits, assault, brandishing, etc.

The very manufacture or possession of child porn is itself 100% illegal. The proper analogy would be banning gun factories.


Leave him alone he didnt think it through.
2013-02-03 08:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

BigNumber12: dookdookdook: Haha, sure. "Gang violence" totally isn't a code word for "Black people".

It certainly seems to be in your mind. FYI, there are large numbers of Hispanic, Asian, and White gangs as well.

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What a white gang may look like:
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2013-02-03 07:58:52 PM  
1 votes:

dookdookdook: pedrop357: Well, given that CCW holders can't carry in schools in 46 or states, and most schools don't have even a single armed resource officer/security guard/police officer, I suppose that's why it doesn't happen.

So the tens of millions of people in those 4 states isn't a large enough sample size for you?


Aside from Thurston in OR in 1998, when was the last school shooting in OR, UT, AL or NH?
2013-02-03 07:57:13 PM  
1 votes:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Why did he shoot the unarmed kid? Is it legal to shoot an unarmed person in Michigan because they were with an armed person attempting to rob you? When I took the class for my CCW here in Cali, we were told we couldn't shoot people who were unarmed and/or posed no immediate threat. We have to BE threatened, not simply FEEL threatened.

/curious about the laws there about this sort of thing.


In most places, if you have 'reasonable' fear for your life, you can defend yourself with lethal force.

Generally, it's known as the "Look out, they're coming right for us!' defense.
2013-02-03 07:48:22 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Carrying a gun into a school should be a federal offense.


To the best of my knowledge, ALL schools are gun free zones. I think he did the right think, I also think he should be charged, too.

pedrop357: AverageAmericanGuy: Carrying a gun into a school should be a federal offense.

Why?

What part of the Constitution gives the government the power to make such a law?


Tons of shiat isn't mentioned in the Constitution. I suppose you should quit the internet, it isn't mentioned. Fark off.
2013-02-03 07:47:31 PM  
1 votes:

Azlefty: cretinbob: Goody Guys 1 Bad Guys 297
No, good guys 2,500.000

Your side should start taking the score of the good guys also!


They should count the good guys, but there is no possible way.  A great majority of "good" gun encounters are the kind where the good guy shows his/her gun and the bad guy just backs off; no report is ever made.
2013-02-03 07:42:54 PM  
1 votes:

jbc: Especially to keep the count correct, since the guys who need a gun just to get an erection tend to overestimate by several magnitudes of order.


DRINK!
2013-02-03 07:40:52 PM  
1 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: GAT_00: Is this another thread where we pretend that there wasn't an armed security guard at Columbine who actually shot at the gunmen there?

Use it however you want. Just don't pretend that this story will be given the same coverage as the tragic ones. My guess is that this school's choir doesn't get invited to sing at the Superbowl next year.


When was the last time that a thwarted mugging was given a lot of coverage on the news?
2013-02-03 06:59:38 PM  
1 votes:

Azlefty: Funny how it is the "progressives" that seem to like to misquote Freud, perhaps it is their way of projecting their "little issues" onto those they fear- or perhaps lust after?


This was enough for me to take a peek at your profile. You know you come off kinda crazy, right?
2013-02-03 05:45:36 PM  
1 votes:

Slaxl: Sounds like this was a mugging picking the wrong target, rather than a school shooting prevented by a hero.

Therefore quiet, all of you... they're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.


Exactly.  2 students who go to the school the guy coaches at try to rob him while he was walking them to their car.  How the hell did they think they were going to get away with that?
2013-02-03 05:20:07 PM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: Goody Guys 1 Bad Guys 297

No, good guys 2,500.000

Your side should start taking the score of the good guys also!
 
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