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(The Sun)   DNA used to prove "Yeti" terrorizing Russia for three years is an American   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-02-03 04:51:12 PM
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FTFA: His tests reveal one, a long, thick, distinctive hair, comes from a rare type of black bear from North America - Ursus americanus. They can reach 7ft - just like the yeti sighted at Shoria.

The other two hairs turned out to be from a racoon and a horse.


Great. Now we have to worry about Manbearpig and Yetiraccoonhorse?

When will the madness stop?!?
2013-02-03 08:33:24 PM
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"Yeti terrorized Russia?"

"No, Yeti stayed in the woods.  A black bear terrorized Russia.  We're not sure how he got loose."

"Howie got loose?"

"Scared silly by the bear.  Poor Howie ran off screaming and he was never seen again."

"Andy was never seen again?"

"Mauled by the bear.  He never knew what hit him."

"Newwut hit him?"

"DAMMIT FRANK THAT'S NOT EVEN A NAME"
2013-02-03 06:28:27 PM
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2013-02-03 05:24:33 PM
2 votes:
And?
2013-02-03 09:22:44 PM
1 votes:

big pig peaches: That's what happen when you hire polish contractors to help you cover up your indigenous mythical monsters. You need a Norwegian bear, they bring a Russian bear. You need a Russian bear, they bring an American bear.


That's the Chicago way!

/Also, "Never bring a bear to a yeti fight."
2013-02-03 09:03:59 PM
1 votes:
That's what happen when you hire polish contractors to help you cover up your indigenous mythical monsters. You need a Norwegian bear, they bring a Russian bear. You need a Russian bear, they bring an American bear.
2013-02-03 08:24:24 PM
1 votes:

FatherChaos: [media.comicvine.com image 281x343]

Wanted for questioning in Russia.


Man, Rolling Stone really was run by a bunch of assholes.
2013-02-03 08:20:29 PM
1 votes:
Maybe Yeti is the bear's name!
2013-02-03 08:19:11 PM
1 votes:
I would have assumed Lebanese or Italian.
2013-02-03 06:40:38 PM
1 votes:
I think we should make Sarah Palin go retrieve it.
2013-02-03 06:13:58 PM
1 votes:

TheYeti: And?


It was YOU!
2013-02-03 05:05:34 PM
1 votes:
I thought they were going to tell us they'd found an old hippie chick wandering about Russia, lost from her isolated communist commune and unsure of what was going on around her. Is it wrong of me to be a little disappointed that was not the case?

/woulda been cool to read they had dna recovered from a pair of Birkenstocks
//or dna recovered from armpit and/or leg hair
///or dna recovered from armpit and/or leg hair found in an ancient pair of Birkenstocks
 
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