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2013-02-03 05:04:44 PM
"McDonald's may raise price of $1 McDouble due to rising beef costs"

Those things have real beef in them?

And is this guy eating or hurling?
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-03 05:09:11 PM
And can somebody get this guy some soap and water for his fingernails.
Was he scratching his ass all day and then decided to squish food into his head hole?
 
2013-02-03 05:09:55 PM
>The McDouble was not even offered on menus at restaurants Reuters visited in Chicago and Boston
>"menu" "restaurants" "visit"
>McDonalds
>reading the menu with your monocle
Pick one.
 
2013-02-03 05:13:02 PM
Just use more isolated oat product in the "burgers."  Worked for Taco Bell.
 
2013-02-03 05:47:23 PM
$1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.
 
2013-02-03 06:09:09 PM
The McDouble is awful. It's nothing but beef, ketchup and those onion-flavored cardboard bits. Pretty much the only burger I'll eat there anymore is the Daily Double. $1.89 or so, but at least it has some honest vegetation on it.


L.D. Ablo: Just use more isolated oat product in the "burgers."  Worked for Taco Bell.


Or do like Burger King and uses horsemeat.
 
2013-02-03 06:34:19 PM

GGracie: Those things have real beef in them?


Yes?
 
2013-02-03 06:49:19 PM

GGracie: Those things have real beef in them?


Cow lips and assholes are technically beef
 
2013-02-03 07:32:54 PM

fusillade762: Or do like Burger King and uses horsemeat.


If those horses were faster, they wouldn't have been ground up.
 
2013-02-03 07:41:08 PM

jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.




How will NYC cope with this loss?
 
2013-02-03 07:48:20 PM

bronyaur1: jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.



How will NYC cope with this loss?


Yeah i am pretty sure we will get by lol
 
2013-02-03 07:48:55 PM
Just make everything on the dollar menu cost $2.
Problem solved!
 
2013-02-03 07:50:02 PM

fusillade762: The McDouble is awful. It's nothing but beef, ketchup and those onion-flavored cardboard bits. Pretty much the only burger I'll eat there anymore is the Daily Double. $1.89 or so, but at least it has some honest vegetation on it.


L.D. Ablo: Just use more isolated oat product in the "burgers."  Worked for Taco Bell.

Or do like Burger King and uses horsemeat.


For a dollar horse meat is fine. Way better than the alternative.
 
2013-02-03 07:50:29 PM
It's a loss leader.
 
2013-02-03 07:51:22 PM
fusillade762:

Or do like Burger King and uses horsemeat.

You say that like it tastes bad...
 
2013-02-03 07:52:13 PM

GGracie: And can somebody get this guy some soap and water for his fingernails.
Was he scratching his ass all day and then decided to squish food into his head hole?


Not everyone has a cushy office job like you.  Some people have to actually work for a living.
 
2013-02-03 07:52:15 PM
I prefer Hardee's/Carl's Jr or Wendy's to McD's anyway.
 
2013-02-03 07:52:20 PM
Want to make money, McD? Serve breakfast all day.
 
2013-02-03 07:55:11 PM
Dollar menu? They still have those? I thought it was the $1.99 menu these days.
 
2013-02-03 07:57:13 PM
I eagerly await the day they can grow vatmeat.
 
2013-02-03 07:58:07 PM
Ill stick with the Taco Bell 2 dollar menu and get the drink and the chips as well.
 
2013-02-03 07:58:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Want to make money, McD? Serve breakfast all day.


fastfood.ocregister.com
 
2013-02-03 07:58:27 PM
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I don't care if they're more than $1!!!  FEED ME!!!
 
2013-02-03 08:00:26 PM

GGracie: And can somebody get this guy some soap and water for his fingernails.


i158.photobucket.com

Horrified at the lack of professionalism
 
2013-02-03 08:01:53 PM

FatherChaos: [cache.gawker.com image 410x308]

I don't care if they're more than $1!!!  FEED ME!!!


I don't think they use dollars in his country
 
2013-02-03 08:02:31 PM

Anthracite: Ill stick with the Taco Bell 2 dollar menu and get the drink and the chips as well.


I like their boxed meal. $5 and I've got two burritos, a bunch of churros, and a Dr Pepper.
 
2013-02-03 08:07:07 PM
All restaurants that offer those $1 burgers lose money on them. THAT'S THE FRIGGIN POINT.

You lure people into the restaurant with that and then hope they buy fries and drink (enormous profit margins) with it.

Course, I'm not going in there and tearing my insides up with that shiat. You folks can though!
 
2013-02-03 08:07:15 PM

FatherChaos: I don't care if they're more than $1!!!  FEED ME!!!


Hey, it's Jabba as a kid!
 
2013-02-03 08:08:46 PM
Once they raise the price no one will buy it. So they will keep losing.
 
2013-02-03 08:09:36 PM

jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.


Oh, you never go there? Another reason to visit!
 
2013-02-03 08:13:48 PM
At least with McDonald's, I can go in there and get a hot chocolate made from steamed milk, chocolate syrup, and real whipped cream. Go to Tim Hortons and they overcharge for hot water mixed with chocolate powder mix containing depleted uranium and sawdust.
 
2013-02-03 08:14:26 PM
That grilled onion cheddar burger mentioned in the article was GUH-ROSS!  Even after spreading the onions evenly instead of a shiatty pile in the middle.

I was so tempted to get another Fish Filet again after the one I had the other day...after the thread other day.

Clearly this ramen with rooster sauce has impacted my ability to remain coherent.

What can I say, I love fast food.

/sound fat
//pic to prove otherise
 
2013-02-03 08:14:33 PM

fusillade762: The McDouble is awful. It's nothing but beef, ketchup and those onion-flavored cardboard bits. Pretty much the only burger I'll eat there anymore is the Daily Double. $1.89 or so, but at least it has some honest vegetation on it.


L.D. Ablo: Just use more isolated oat product in the "burgers."  Worked for Taco Bell.

Or do like Burger King and uses horse meat.


Keep your vegetation off my burger.

/plain and dry guy
//just meat and cheese
///possibly A1 or BBQ sauce
 
2013-02-03 08:16:21 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Want to make money, McD? Serve breakfast all day.


Or serve burgers in the morning
 
2013-02-03 08:16:38 PM

ghare: jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.

Oh, you never go there? Another reason to visit!


why is everything twice as expensive there?  One would think that with all that volume, things would be cheaper.
 
2013-02-03 08:16:56 PM

summersa74: GGracie: And can somebody get this guy some soap and water for his fingernails.
Was he scratching his ass all day and then decided to squish food into his head hole?

Not everyone has a cushy office job like you.  Some people have to actually work for a living.


I'm sure many, if not most, blue-collar workers know how to wash their hands before they eat. Granted, fingernail dirt can be stubborn, but that's not a good image.
 
2013-02-03 08:18:36 PM

CruJones: fusillade762: The McDouble is awful. It's nothing but beef, ketchup and those onion-flavored cardboard bits. Pretty much the only burger I'll eat there anymore is the Daily Double. $1.89 or so, but at least it has some honest vegetation on it.


L.D. Ablo: Just use more isolated oat product in the "burgers."  Worked for Taco Bell.

Or do like Burger King and uses horse meat.

Keep your vegetation off my burger.

/plain and dry guy
//just meat and cheese
///possibly A1 or BBQ sauce


I certainly hope you only eat meat and cheese and no bun. Eating vegetable matter is not manly. Bread products are only for women and children.
 
2013-02-03 08:20:15 PM
McDoubles are $1 while double cheeseburgers are $2 and I have no idea wtf the difference between the two is other than not having to say the silly name if you order the double cheeseburgers.
 
2013-02-03 08:22:25 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: That grilled onion cheddar burger mentioned in the article was GUH-ROSS!  Even after spreading the onions evenly instead of a shiatty pile in the middle.

I was so tempted to get another Fish Filet again after the one I had the other day...after the thread other day.

Clearly this ramen with rooster sauce has impacted my ability to remain coherent.

What can I say, I love fast food.

/sound fat
//pic to prove otherise


Mmmm ramen with rooster sauce.

/sounds fat
//pictures to prove I am
 
2013-02-03 08:22:32 PM
They should just add the McGangBang to the menu and charge $2.50 for it.
 
2013-02-03 08:24:30 PM
i don't eat mc doubles often enough to be overly bothered by this.
 
2013-02-03 08:28:55 PM

picturescrazy: White_Scarf_Syndrome: That grilled onion cheddar burger mentioned in the article was GUH-ROSS!  Even after spreading the onions evenly instead of a shiatty pile in the middle.

I was so tempted to get another Fish Filet again after the one I had the other day...after the thread other day.

Clearly this ramen with rooster sauce has impacted my ability to remain coherent.

What can I say, I love fast food.

/sound fat
//pic to prove otherise

Mmmm ramen with rooster sauce.

/sounds fat
//pictures to prove I am


I got tired of the asian hot oil condiment jar thingy in the ramens.  The one with all the oil and delicious flaky bits.  Usually the cock sauce is reserved for shiatty tombstones and french fries. All I had in addition was some lays sour cream and onion chips.  I tried to fuse these with the shrimp cock sauce ramen just now, but it didn't work.

I'll get back to you when I've figured out the potato chip/ramen combo, but right now I'm thinking of entering a chili competition.
 
2013-02-03 08:31:44 PM

jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.


I'm more amused by the fact that you would visit to New York and the first thing you think of is, "Hey, I should go eat at McDonald's."
 
2013-02-03 08:33:21 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: jehovahs witness protection: $1.89 in New York City.

Not that I'll eat the swill served at McDonald's, but this is just another of THOUSANDS of reasons I won't go to New York.

I'm more amused by the fact that you would visit to New York and the first thing you think of is, "Hey, I should go eat at McDonald's."


You don't go to the land of delis and eat at a McDonald's.
 
2013-02-03 08:34:08 PM
Fark newyork.  Why would would a person want to be in a place where you have to stand in line for the privilege of paying way too much for a shiattier version of what you can get everywhere else, all the while having to do business with what are basically Americans but more dickish.  Not to mention the fact that the place is run by the biggest piece of shiat since Hitler.
 
2013-02-03 08:37:54 PM

Commander Cyclops: They should just add the McGangBang to the menu and charge $2.50 for it.


A friend in college used to eat those farking things all the time (except he called it the "McOrgasm"). He was also that one guy who thought of McDonald's as haute cuisine and was a proud, self-proclaimed "fast food gourmet."

/surprisingly, he wasn't fat
//although I haven't seen him for a couple years so for all I know, he could be now
 
2013-02-03 08:38:29 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: picturescrazy: White_Scarf_Syndrome: That grilled onion cheddar burger mentioned in the article was GUH-ROSS!  Even after spreading the onions evenly instead of a shiatty pile in the middle.

I was so tempted to get another Fish Filet again after the one I had the other day...after the thread other day.

Clearly this ramen with rooster sauce has impacted my ability to remain coherent.

What can I say, I love fast food.

/sound fat
//pic to prove otherise

Mmmm ramen with rooster sauce.

/sounds fat
//pictures to prove I am

I got tired of the asian hot oil condiment jar thingy in the ramens.  The one with all the oil and delicious flaky bits.  Usually the cock sauce is reserved for shiatty tombstones and french fries. All I had in addition was some lays sour cream and onion chips.  I tried to fuse these with the shrimp cock sauce ramen just now, but it didn't work.

I'll get back to you when I've figured out the potato chip/ramen combo, but right now I'm thinking of entering a chili competition.


It's Sriracha, not "Rooster Sauce" you farking inbred hillbillies...
 
2013-02-03 08:38:38 PM
I don't understand how they sell sausage mcmuffin for a buck and over twice that amount for sausage mcmuffin with egg. I just get two or three saus-muffs for the price of one with ovum.

Next problem: They want over twice as much for a big mac than a mcdouble, just because it has some crappy special sause and some other stuff that ends up on your shirt while you are eating the thing while driving.

Next problem: The give you a smaller sized coffee or drink when you order the meal deal than if you get the stuff a la  carte, which makes it an even worse deal than it already was.
 
2013-02-03 08:38:42 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Want to make money, McD? Serve breakfast all day.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-03 08:42:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Want to make money, McD? Serve breakfast all day.


Insert wonka "Tell me more" meme here.
 
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