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(NFL)   Six people you'll meet at every Super Bowl party. Bonus: not a slideshow. Extra bonus: Not split into two pages   (nfl.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-03 02:46:38 PM
#7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks
 
2013-02-03 03:32:52 PM
Not making it sound like much fun, why does anyone go?
 
2013-02-03 04:35:48 PM
The NFL marketing dept is full of fail.
 
2013-02-03 04:38:29 PM
They forgot the Wall Puncher. He shows up hammered, punches holes in the walls, shiats on the cat, farks the litter box, then starts a fire in the garage before passing out.
 
2013-02-03 04:54:51 PM

Ed Finnerty: They forgot the Wall Puncher. He shows up hammered, punches holes in the walls, shiats on the cat, farks the litter box, then starts a fire in the garage before passing out.


Lol Uncle Joe? Is that you?
 
2013-02-03 04:55:54 PM
I keep hoping that Mr. Above It All would choke to death on the food they bring that always requires them to name every single ingrediant.

"Pfft. Wings and dip? How droll. I brought these horse placenta soaked dwarf quail with eel liver and seaweed. The seaweed is basted in the love juice of an octopus and the quail died of verbal abuse and loneliness. Really gives the meat that after taste of hopelessness and dispair."

Yea, yea Lord Stockton. We're so very greatful you demeaned yourself on our behalf to be seen in public with us serfs. Next tell us about how the game is a subliminal homoerotic dance while weeping for humanity that the world is unable to recognize your brilliance.
 
2013-02-03 04:58:46 PM
*grateful*

I R SMRT
 
2013-02-03 05:07:54 PM

KarmicDisaster: Not making it sound like much fun, why does anyone go?


Fear_and_Loathing: The NFL marketing dept is full of fail.


Yeah, that article really isn't doing them too many favors.
 
2013-02-03 05:21:45 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: KarmicDisaster: Not making it sound like much fun, why does anyone go?

Fear_and_Loathing: The NFL marketing dept is full of fail.

Yeah, that article really isn't doing them too many favors.


Hey guys, you are all arseholes, except for the people throwing the party, driving the economy through food purchases, big screen rentals, the over time for the DUI stops and boosting our revenue.

Your friends suck, we don't, enjoy the commercials and the crappy 1/2 time show.

Love
NFL, True Americans.

PS Drink responsibly, after you buy it.

PPS.  Puppy Bowl, Gag. But the chicks love it.

On a personal note, 1/2 the food is done and I can't wait.
 
2013-02-03 05:30:33 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: Hey guys, you are all arseholes, except for the people throwing the party, driving the economy through food purchases, big screen rentals, the over time for the DUI stops and boosting our revenue.

Your friends suck, we don't, enjoy the commercials and the crappy 1/2 time show.

Love
NFL, True Americans.

PS Drink responsibly, after you buy it.


Oy... that's about the size of it, ain't it?


Fear_and_Loathing: PPS. Puppy Bowl, Gag. But the chicks love it.


Heh, I always enjoy Puppy Bowl, myself. :)


Fear_and_Loathing: On a personal note, 1/2 the food is done and I can't wait.


Got all my snacks in preparation - just finished making the tequila lime chicken strips!
 
2013-02-03 06:01:46 PM
Drunk wife of your friend's coworker who hates not being the center of attention, picks fights by the third quarter, throws an ashtray and breaks a window strangely missing.
 
2013-02-03 07:44:41 PM
Does the list include the drooling moron who pays attention to the commercials?
 
2013-02-03 08:26:14 PM

assjuice: Does the list include the drooling moron who pays attention to the commercials?


No but it includes the drooling moron who can't RTFA
 
2013-02-03 08:29:30 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: The NFL marketing dept is full of fail.


I especially liked this line:

Mr. Bandwagon
Look who just got a brand new T-shirt from NFL Shop!


Yeah NFL, way to knock on those dumb fans that buy your merchandise and keep your pockets lined. We're sure that they must annoy you so so much.
 
2013-02-03 08:50:42 PM
Does the list include the guy who plugs in one too many crock pots and trips the circuit breaker?
 
2013-02-03 08:57:47 PM
What about "I'm just here for the free food" guy? That's my brother.
 
2013-02-03 09:03:00 PM
I was at a Super Bowl party in 1986 and recognized an old high school classmate of mine.

I walked over, grinned my best maniacal grin, and said ""Hi, Tom".

He stopped cold, looked like a deer in the headlights.

So we stand there for a moment, which I have been told was an awkward moment.

Until finally Tom says, "Did you arrest me once?"
 
2013-02-03 09:32:52 PM

Hagbardr: Does the list include the guy who plugs in one too many crock pots and trips the circuit breaker?


He's at the game.
 
2013-02-03 09:37:56 PM

EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks


That's #4.
 
2013-02-03 09:52:46 PM
Douchebags that that talk about their fantasy teams are annoying in any setting.
 
2013-02-03 09:56:48 PM
They forogt the guy crying in the corner b/c he just lost a lot of money.
 
2013-02-03 09:57:45 PM

Dickson Poon: They forogt the guy crying in the corner b/c he just lost a lot of money.


and I forgot to proofread.
 
2013-02-03 10:14:21 PM

Dickson Poon: They forgot the guy crying in the corner b/c he still can't get laid even when all the girls' boyfriends are glued to the TV.

 
2013-02-03 11:20:27 PM
RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.

Watching the Super Bowl "just for the commercials" is like going to Six Flags "just for the lines".
 
2013-02-03 11:41:29 PM
FTFA: Get ready for three hours of why his team will be playing in the game next year. Just nod your head and say, "Yeah, it sure does sound like next year is going to be the year for theCowboys." "No way it goes bad for Tony Romo again."

MEH. The rudest person at the party I was at was the Packers fan who saw a dude walk in with his Demarcus Ware jersey on (everyone was wearing their team's colors) and yelled at him about three times in a row, "HEY MAN, WEARIN THE WRONG JERSEY HURR HURR HURRRR."

Also, I'd like to add the perpetual gamblers. IF BEYONCE COMES OUT WITH STRAIGHT HAIR, I WIN FIFTY BUCKS! Guys. Nobody cares. Really.
 
2013-02-04 12:05:50 AM

Coelacanth Filet: RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.


*sigh* I repeat:

jaylectricity: EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks

That's #4.

 
2013-02-04 12:29:04 AM

jaylectricity: Coelacanth Filet: RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.

*sigh* I repeat:

jaylectricity: EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks

That's #4.


If that was the case he'd be running game during the commercials instead of shushing everyone so he can see a movie trailer.
 
2013-02-04 07:36:31 AM
How about the clueless racist? Always a barrel of laughs.
 
2013-02-04 07:42:39 AM
Two years ago (at the XLV party) we had the first & last one. The chick who made more references to the Pats than Rudy makes about 9/11 was the roommate, and the hostess's stepdad was the SUPERSTILLRFAN who acted like they were the worst team ever whenever they did badly. Both join a plethora of reasons I want nothing to do with said hostess.

Meanwhile my friend the Steeler fan with the tat and the living room from the "What's with the lamp?" NFL Shop commercial will still go up to random Packer fans and congratulate them.
 
2013-02-04 08:32:47 AM
How about the hot chick who says KFC bucket go boom.
 
2013-02-04 09:57:20 AM
You forgot the guy who is rooting for his superbowl box numbers so he can win a few hundred dollars in his office pool.

/That guy was me
//Didn't win
 
2013-02-04 10:06:58 AM

Coelacanth Filet: jaylectricity: Coelacanth Filet: RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.

*sigh* I repeat:

jaylectricity: EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks

That's #4.

If that was the case he'd be running game during the commercials instead of shushing everyone so he can see a movie trailer.


Uh no...he wouldn't be "running game" during commercials at all. That would distract the girls from the commercials. He wants to show the girls that he's interested in the same things they are. He'd wait until football came back on so he'd have their full attention.

Have you ever picked up a girl in your entire life?
 
2013-02-04 10:24:58 AM

alwaysjaded: I keep hoping that Mr. Above It All would choke to death on the food they bring that always requires them to name every single ingrediant.

"Pfft. Wings and dip? How droll. I brought these horse placenta soaked dwarf quail with eel liver and seaweed. The seaweed is basted in the love juice of an octopus and the quail died of verbal abuse and loneliness. Really gives the meat that after taste of hopelessness and dispair."

Yea, yea Lord Stockton. We're so very greatful you demeaned yourself on our behalf to be seen in public with us serfs. Next tell us about how the game is a subliminal homoerotic dance while weeping for humanity that the world is unable to recognize your brilliance.


I don't care WHO you are, this right here is some funny shiat.
 
2013-02-04 10:28:50 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: How about the hot chick who says KFC bucket go boom.


The list all negatives, she is not. That's #8 the "Tomboy chick who's more of a man than you and that only makes her hotter"

Right after #7 "Other sport guy" who doesn't really get football but wants you to flip over to a premier league/ NHL game despite how many times you tell them there isn't one on.
Also prone to explaining why their sport is more physically demanding and calling linesmen out-of-shape.
 
2013-02-04 10:34:08 AM

EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks


That's at every party, including AA meetings
 
2013-02-04 12:35:37 PM

jaylectricity: Coelacanth Filet: jaylectricity: Coelacanth Filet: RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.

*sigh* I repeat:

jaylectricity: EnviroDude: #7 - the guy there for the free booze and who want to see if he can pick up chicks

That's #4.

If that was the case he'd be running game during the commercials instead of shushing everyone so he can see a movie trailer.

Uh no...he wouldn't be "running game" during commercials at all. That would distract the girls from the commercials. He wants to show the girls that he's interested in the same things they are. He'd wait until football came back on so he'd have their full attention.

Have you ever picked up a girl in your entire life?


Picking up girls who don't like football is totes lame anyway.
 
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