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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Abusive woman refuses to leave local mall. News: Overzealous security guard tasers her, catching it all on video. Fark: Gets a $20,000 tip from fans on the internet for it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-02-03 03:35:09 PM
16 votes:
i.imgur.com

"We have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future,
in place of "tasing," substitute the phrase "forced planking."
2013-02-03 01:30:14 PM
9 votes:

BunkyBrewman: Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids.


Yeah, you're right.  He should have tased the kids first.
2013-02-03 01:05:26 PM
7 votes:
2013-02-03 03:12:49 PM
6 votes:

Lor M. Ipsum: BunkyBrewman: Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids.

Yeah, you're right.  He should have tased the kids first.


Set tasers to fun
2013-02-03 02:20:27 PM
5 votes:

skinink: I felt bad for laughing at the mother being tasered, because she fell right down like a two-by-four.


Same thing here...except I didn't feel bad.
2013-02-03 01:19:20 PM
5 votes:
"Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids. "

Those kids were as poorly behaved as the mother who didn't have enough sense to watch over her kids instead of trying to look tough by abusing a rent a cop. If she felt she was in the right, she could have easily called the cops herself. Instead she just wanted to make a scene. Maybe her kids will learn not to act like an idiot in public.

I felt bad for laughing at the mother being tasered, because she fell right down like a two-by-four.
2013-02-03 03:52:34 PM
4 votes:
Fake. Obviously a viral ad for Pepsi.
2013-02-03 12:43:31 PM
4 votes:
If Christopher Nolan did a gritty reimagining of Paul Blart: Mall Cop...
2013-02-03 07:55:26 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-03 06:29:59 PM
3 votes:
When "Keeping It Real!" goes wrong. *shrugs*
2013-02-03 02:49:49 PM
3 votes:

Ed Finnerty: One man's reaction.


That is farking hilarious.  The Slap-a-Biatch Coalition.  Ha!  It's a revolution!
2013-02-03 06:59:48 PM
2 votes:
<i>The confrontation gets increasingly tense as the woman refuses to move back from the mall, starts shouting racial slurs and encourages the young children to join in the abuse. </i>

I couldn't make out anything she was shrieking.  What were the racial slurs?  Everyone involved appears to be attractive and successful African American.
2013-02-03 06:23:16 PM
2 votes:
Mammy hit the ground faster than Trevon Martin.
2013-02-03 05:29:26 PM
2 votes:
If the security guard had brought all his kids and kids' baby daddies to work with him, they could have had an awesome sing-a-long street brawl ala West Side Story and nobody would have been tazed.
2013-02-03 04:43:36 PM
2 votes:
Here's what the article said before the autofilter changed my quote

i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 04:21:35 PM
2 votes:
Someone has to have made a GIF of her going down. I'd watch that all day like Sanchez's buttfumble.
2013-02-03 04:11:10 PM
2 votes:

orbister: OBBN: Yeah, yeah, America bad. America violent. Funny how the rest off the world doesn't mind our guns when they need to be rescued from some two bit dictator.

Not really. It's just a really alien idea to me, that's all. However, since you raise it, if you people had been a bit less ready to use your guns, and to sell them to any two-bit dictator who could say "But communism", the world might be a bit more stable than it is. Not that our lovely British arms industry is a paragon of virtue, but we haven't been quite as overt about making arming dictators a central part of public policy. How did supporting the mujahideen and Saddam Hussein work out for you

liam76: Where do you live where everybody always listens to security guards and never attacks them, or if they are attacked they have no right to self defense.

The UK. security guards here have exactly the same rights as other private citizens, and that most emphatically does not include carrying or using tasers. Had he just turned his back on her and walked away, would anything have happened? There may possibly be methods of self defence which don't include shooting people.


i think you may be confusing the U.S. for a country that has been metaphorically castrated, like the UK.  The mall does not want drug dealers and thieves on the property, and has a right to tell people that they are not allowed to be on the property. your position is to capitulate to the drug dealers and thieves and allow them to win and to create further societal decay. you have this position because you are a pussy. you have no concept of righteous violence and disguise your cowardice with this argument for peacefulness. so in the meantime, why dont you continue jailing the citizens in your country for making "offensive" facebook posts and mind your own business?
2013-02-03 04:05:19 PM
2 votes:

CuttySupreme: This is why Crimestoppers should send every black woman a $500 check EBT card for getting an abortion.


FTFY
2013-02-03 04:05:07 PM
2 votes:
"Since the campaign began it has raised $20,000 so Long can buy himself more equipment."

That much equipment would be too heavy.  He needs a pair of killer-trained wolf/dog hybrids!
2013-02-03 04:00:59 PM
2 votes:

Loucifer: BunkyBrewman: Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids.

I think those kids are much better off for witnessing that. Perhaps they will learn the lesson that behavior like that has consequences. It's just possible that security guard has saved one or more of those kid's lives.


My favorite part of the video was when she got tased and the kids started screaming.

My first thought was "those kids received an excellent object lesson in being polite and civil today. Good job mom"

/the tears of children taste like honey to me
//sweet sweet honey
2013-02-03 03:49:45 PM
2 votes:
This is why Crimestoppers should send every black woman a $500 check for getting an abortion.
2013-02-03 03:48:56 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

/approves
2013-02-03 03:39:40 PM
2 votes:
If you can curse and fight in front of your kids, you can be tased in front of your kids.
2013-02-03 03:35:24 PM
2 votes:

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Not News on Reddit last week: Abusive woman refuses to leave local mall. News: Overzealous security guard tasers her, catching it all on video. Fark: Gets a $20,000 tip from fans on the internet for itleft in the dust once again by Reddit

FTFY, Subtard


I already saw this comment on another website, with their name in place of FARK. I'm afraid that you're not allowed to make this comment because I saw it elsewhere. Please turn in your keyboard at your earliest convenience.
2013-02-03 03:28:49 PM
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If Christopher Nolan did a gritty reimagining of Paul Blart: Mall Cop...


hes the security guard the mall deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
2013-02-03 02:32:11 PM
2 votes:
I give God 10%, why should she get 20000%?
2013-02-03 12:26:30 PM
2 votes:
Blackhawk Down
2013-02-04 01:59:27 PM
1 votes:

FriarED1: fredklein: Elegy: Except the fact that he can't walk away. Because, you know, it's not his freakin job to walk away. It's his job to see that she leaves the property and stops causing a scene.

Watch the video- SHE WAS OFF THE PROPERTY. (25 seconds into the video).

Outside the doors is likely still on the mall's property. Either way, she didn't get tased until she came back in and started getting physical with the security guard.


I felt wicked bad when the tots started crying. that's hard to listen to. Of course, they started bawling when their mom popped off, not when she hit the concrete after her Mike Tyson impression, so i suspect they've been through some variation of this a few times already. That buck who came up afterward saying he was the baby daddy? he's a lucky dude, that was an older model taser, not the three shot variant they sell today.
2013-02-04 12:41:23 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-02-04 09:45:03 AM
1 votes:
This man is everything George Zimmerman imagines himself to be. It must be KILLING the freepers that he's black as the ace of spades.
2013-02-03 11:52:59 PM
1 votes:
Fark her.  Act like an animal, get the cattle prod.
2013-02-03 11:15:09 PM
1 votes:

orbister: OBBN: Yeah, yeah, America bad. America violent. Funny how the rest off the world doesn't mind our guns when they need to be rescued from some two bit dictator.

Not really. It's just a really alien idea to me, that's all. However, since you raise it, if you people had been a bit less ready to use your guns, and to sell them to any two-bit dictator who could say "But communism", the world might be a bit more stable than it is. Not that our lovely British arms industry is a paragon of virtue, but we haven't been quite as overt about making arming dictators a central part of public policy. How did supporting the mujahideen and Saddam Hussein work out for you

liam76: Where do you live where everybody always listens to security guards and never attacks them, or if they are attacked they have no right to self defense.

The UK. security guards here have exactly the same rights as other private citizens, and that most emphatically does not include carrying or using tasers. Had he just turned his back on her and walked away, would anything have happened? There may possibly be methods of self defence which don't include shooting people.


If you're not from here, then please stop pretending like you have a clue what it's like here. I don't come and say shiat about your country. You need to step it back.
2013-02-03 09:27:04 PM
1 votes:

skinink: I guess not that many of you Farkers care in the first place, but for me it's always nice to see the stupid comments to help me put people on Ignore. It makes the threads stop resembling a YouTube thread.


You won't be missed.
2013-02-03 06:28:17 PM
1 votes:

orbister: I'm astonished to find that security goons now apparently have the right to tase people who insult him. Can he shoot them, too, or do they need to be carrying bags of Skittles for that to be OK?


www.themovies.co.za

What you've just said is one the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on Fark is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
2013-02-03 06:22:19 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: No one is saying he 'had to walk away'.


fredklein: No, he should have kicked her out, then, once she was out, walked away


2013-02-03 06:13:39 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids. "

Those kids were as poorly behaved as the mother who didn't have enough sense to watch over her kids instead of trying to look tough by abusing a rent a cop. If she felt she was in the right, she could have easily called the cops herself. Instead she just wanted to make a scene. Maybe her kids will learn not to act like an idiot in public.

I felt bad for laughing at the mother being tasered, because she fell right down like a two-by-four.


Dont feel bad... she got what she was asking for...

I bet her lips were vibrating at least 400 Hz as she went down.
2013-02-03 06:03:11 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: bikkurikun: The woman and the kids are still lingering and shouting abuse outside the entrance,

And if he walks away and ignores them, they would most likely leave.

and the kids are going back inside at the same time that he turns around.

Again, walking toward the entrance is not the same as entering.

He has to turn around to check if they are leaving or coming back in,

Which is fine. Turn, look. See them outside. Turn back, keep going.

You made your point.  After that you should have turned your back and left this thread.  Instead you keep posting and needlessly aggravating the situation.

2013-02-03 05:42:26 PM
1 votes:
I pretended I was playing a FPS during that video.
2013-02-03 05:40:33 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: 'Don't yell at my motherf***ing kids! You'll get beat!'

Priceless.  Reminds me of an incident I had a couple months ago at a McDonald's.  I was eating lunch and at the table behind me was a woman and her small child.  The woman was on her cell phone, lacing her conversation with a steady supply of profanity.  At one point I burped, out loud.  It was one of those unexpected burps that suddenly pop up and even though I did cover my mouth, it was still audible.  I quickly said, "Excuse me" to the woman, who had heard it.  She then starts yelling at me for being rude in front of her daughter!  And, of course, she is using profanity while yelling at me!   Sadly, I was not surprised in the least bit by her behavior.


It goes both ways. On a ride on BART a woman and her kids were signing to each other. We got off the train at the same station and she started talking to them. For some reason I mentioned to her about the signing. I was curious as to why if they could hear she was signing. She said she was being polite to the other passengers by signing and not talking loud. They learned to sign for this reason. I didn't know how to react but just said thanks and good job.
2013-02-03 05:33:28 PM
1 votes:
www.colourbox.com

fredklein's boat.
2013-02-03 05:30:12 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-03 05:29:06 PM
1 votes:
fredklein:  If she had re-entered the mall, then he would have been justified in turning back. If the kids had re-entered the mall, then he would have been justified in turning back.

At the time he turned back, neither of these was true.


Ummm...How would he know that they re-entered the mall if he wasn't facing them.  Logic....do you have it?
2013-02-03 04:58:23 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: The million$ question is what if the guard is white? Would the reaction then and after be the same? Instead of being call a hero would the 'white' guard be fired, mocked, called a racist and have folks like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson congregating on the mall to demand justice for the abuse and violence against the 'innocent young black mother' by an abusive racist mall cop?


D) All of the above?

Sharpton would have been on that like white on ric...uh, you know what I mean.
2013-02-03 04:16:38 PM
1 votes:
Before watching, I really really wanted to side with her, because I could not think of why a mall cop would have to taser anyone just for being belligerent. After watching it, I think he could have used more taser rounds.
2013-02-03 04:13:15 PM
1 votes:
That guy probably has the worst Job in America.

When he backs away into the room/office and tells everyone to stand back it reminded me of a zombie movie.
2013-02-03 04:11:40 PM
1 votes:
She attacked him, and he tased her.  And people have a problem with that?

Watch the extended clip, after its over some guy comes up and tells the security guard he's going to kill him soon.

This guard just made 20 grand, thats a year and a half's pay.
Take the money.
Quit your job.
Move.
Go to technical school for a year and get the fark out of security work.  Or it will only get worse.

/quit doing secuirty back in 95 after the second time somebody attempted to shoot me.
//started working tech support for twice the pay and only the occasional death threat.
2013-02-03 04:10:27 PM
1 votes:
Tased while going nugger?  There's an app for that.
2013-02-03 04:04:12 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Loucifer: BunkyBrewman: Guy really didn't need to taser the lady in front of her kids.

I think those kids are much better off for witnessing that. Perhaps they will learn the lesson that behavior like that has consequences. It's just possible that security guard has saved one or more of those kid's lives.

My favorite part of the video was when she got tased and the kids started screaming.

My first thought was "those kids received an excellent object lesson in being polite and civil today. Good job mom"

/the tears of children taste like honey to me
//sweet sweet honey


It was certainly a teachable moment.
2013-02-03 04:00:22 PM
1 votes:

CuttySupreme: This is why Crimestoppers should send every black woman a $500 check for getting an abortion.


Starting retroactively with CuttySupreme's mother.  Yeah...I went there.
2013-02-03 03:43:54 PM
1 votes:

NutWrench: Direct link to Youtube video.
This clip is about 5 minutes long and provides more than enough "context" for those who question whether or not she deserved it.


Bad Lip Reading needs to some work on that video.
2013-02-03 03:39:04 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: <i>One Youtube viewer simply writes: 'Why do those attractive and successful African-Americans keep nagging him?
</i>

lol...


i'm no tagger
2013-02-03 03:38:11 PM
1 votes:
Every piece of shiat in that video should be shot in the head. The "mother" and her pimp. The kids are young enough where they can be saved.
2013-02-03 03:34:55 PM
1 votes:

orbister: I'm astonished to find that security goons now apparently have the right to tase people who insult him. Can he shoot them, too, or do they need to be carrying bags of Skittles for that to be OK?


pawsru.org
2013-02-03 03:32:56 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 03:30:58 PM
1 votes:

skinink: I felt bad for laughing at the mother being tasered, because she fell right down like a two-by-four.


Down goes Frazier!  Down goes Frazier!   Down goes Frazier!
2013-02-03 03:25:25 PM
1 votes:
Is it wrong to love videos of people being tasered?
2013-02-03 03:11:02 PM
1 votes:
Remember seeing this video a week ago or so. Amazing restraint showed by the guard.

The two females are walking arguments for selective sterilization.
2013-02-03 01:44:10 PM
1 votes:
BACK IT UP!
2013-02-03 01:01:10 PM
1 votes:
SHE CAN YELL!!  SHE CAN YELL!!  SHE CAN YELL!!
 
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