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(Patch)   13-year-old beats two-time Olympian and former world record holder in the triple jump competition   (patch.com) divider line 12
    More: Cool, Hall of Fames, triple jump, Rancho Santa Margarita, USA Track and Field, high jump, PA system, Sean Lee, Carlsbad  
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2013-02-03 02:51:20 PM
Obviously 'roided up.
 
2013-02-03 02:57:55 PM
peakwatch.typepad.com
 
2013-02-03 03:02:14 PM
Doesn't the 1 sentence article say the opposite of this headline?
 
2013-02-03 03:18:27 PM
13-year-old beats senior citizen at athletic competition.  Next on the news, NFL wide receiver outruns middle schooler.
 
2013-02-03 03:20:18 PM
Just figured it was going to be about women athletes.
 
2013-02-03 03:42:14 PM
Check me if I'm wrong here, but that looks a lot like high jump and not triple jump.
 
2013-02-03 03:49:28 PM

michaelgvh: Check me if I'm wrong here, but that looks a lot like high jump and not triple jump.


Willie Banks held the world record for the Triple Jump, but the competition recorded was the high jump.  Subby wanted to be confusing as possible with this headline.
 
2013-02-03 04:44:52 PM

degenerate-afro: michaelgvh: Check me if I'm wrong here, but that looks a lot like high jump and not triple jump.

Willie Banks held the world record for the Triple Jump, but the competition recorded was the high jump.  Subby wanted to be confusing as possible with this headline.


Ahhhhh thanks for clarifying.--- Could I get a headline if I bean Michael Phelps at golf?
 
2013-02-03 05:10:47 PM
For most of my life I've been able to outrun Jesse Owens.
 
2013-02-03 08:12:15 PM
They couldn't have bothered to report either of the distances?

Anyone could outjump an Olympian once, if the Olympian got unlucky and stumbled or wiffed it badly for some reason.
 
2013-02-03 08:13:44 PM
So what?

I am tied with Lance Armstrong for number of Tour de France wins
 
2013-02-04 11:15:12 AM

EvilEgg: So what?

I am tied with Lance Armstrong for number of Tour de France wins


This is awesome, and I plan to work it into a conversation at some point.
 
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