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(Some Christian Blog)   Does God have a Super Bowl favorite? Well, since Ray Lewis wears a t-shirt with a Bible reference, Colin Kaepernick has Christian tattoos, and Sports Illustrated assigned a Jew to write about it, then no   (christiandiarist.com) divider line 35
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2013-02-03 11:14:07 AM  
FTFA: Is it any wonder that a writer who disbelieves the divinity of Christ, who thinks he knows better than the 80 percent of us who identify ourselves as Christ followers, would sneer at footballers who publicly profess their Christ followers?

Really? The writer of a piece about the Judeo-Christian God in football is pissed off because a Jew wrote about it?

Does the author realize that West Coast people who want to watch the 10:00 games generally miss church to do so? And almost no pro football players are able to regularly attend church during the season because they put their job entertaining other people (who are also staying home from church) before God?

Maybe all of the Christian writers were at church, and the Jew was the only person willing to take the assignment since he went to synagogue on Saturday.
 
2013-02-03 12:10:30 PM  
I thought we discussed this shiat four years ago. Bonus: That was the Super Bowl where Rapelisberger beat Kurt Warner. I would've thought that settled the question once and for all.
 
2013-02-03 12:12:01 PM  

RminusQ: I thought we discussed this shiat four years ago. Bonus: That was the Super Bowl where Rapelisberger beat Kurt Warner. I would've thought that settled the question once and for all.


But Kurt Warner was bagging groceries before that season. Obviously God didn't love him and want him to be successful.
 
2013-02-03 01:18:28 PM  

ox45tallboy: Does the author realize that West Coast people who want to watch the 10:00 games generally miss church to do so?


The Catholics have had Saturday mass and 8am Sunday mass for years.  If you still want to go, you can manage it.
 
2013-02-03 02:33:09 PM  
"fark starving African children, Ray Lewis needs me today." - God
 
2013-02-03 02:33:58 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com

What does God need with a Superbowl?
 
2013-02-03 02:34:37 PM  
lochgarry.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-03 02:37:33 PM  
No different than those A-holes who believe God is on a nation's side rather than another.  God bless 'Murcia!
 
2013-02-03 02:39:15 PM  
More: Amusing, Colin Kaepernick, Super Bowl, Sports Illustrated, god, christians, establishing shoots, Super Bowl MVP, swimsuit models

Okay mods, way to up the page count with "swimsuit models", but WTF is "establishing shoots"?
 
2013-02-03 02:40:52 PM  
god wears a tshirt that says YANKESS SUCK

so I'm thinking he's a baseball fan

/at least, the last time I saw him at Fenway

//he hates football, wouldn't let his son play, too violent
 
2013-02-03 02:44:00 PM  

Nothing To See Here: god wears a tshirt that says YANKESS SUCK

so I'm thinking he's a baseball fan

/at least, the last time I saw him at Fenway

//he hates football, wouldn't let his son play, too violent


I was looking for the cartoon of a football player thanking god while god watches hockey. I can't find that, but I did find this:
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-02-03 02:45:02 PM  
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad:

No different than those A-holes who believe God is on a nation's side rather than another.

ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com

/ Clintoned in teh boobies
 
2013-02-03 02:53:02 PM  
cdn.allleftturns.com
 
2013-02-03 03:02:37 PM  
Is the world so starved of heroes that people actually look up to Ray Lewis? Here's a guy who either murdered two people or was involved in the killings, destroyed the evidence of his involvement (the legendary blood-soaked white suit that conveniently vanished), snitched on his two friends to avoid prosecution, paid out millions of dollars to the victims' families to avoid a civil suit, fathered six kids with four different women, and almost certainly used PEDs throughout his career (including this year). What a stand-up Christian guy. I've always been convinced he's a fraud - just another Elmer Gantry capitalizing on his faith to fool the rubes naive enough to believe him. I'll have no sympathy for said fans when the facade cracks, which it inevitably will. He is a mean, nasty, violent, and manipulative person.
 
2013-02-03 03:03:56 PM  
cdn.allleftturns.com
 
2013-02-03 03:08:04 PM  

velvet_fog: He is a mean, nasty, violent, and manipulative person.


But his mom did that commercial on player safety!
 
2013-02-03 03:10:25 PM  
What I want to know is, could God root for the Ravens without causing them to win?
 
2013-02-03 03:11:15 PM  
This superbowl will lower our collective intelligence.

Every year I hate it a bit more.
 
2013-02-03 03:14:21 PM  
Whichever side wins, with god all things are possible.

Whichever side loses, god is testing their faith. (Alternately, sometimes the answer is "no.")

/If I was god, I'd totally make it end in a tie... cos if I was god, I think I could arrange that.

//Plus, it would confuse the hell out of Donovan McNabb
 
2013-02-03 03:38:24 PM  
Well, since the Antichrist (superstar) is tweeting for the Niners to win on Patrick Willis' twitter feed, I guess it's a Ravens' victory by default.

http://twitter.com/PatrickWillis52/statuses/297476506802876416
 
2013-02-03 04:13:34 PM  
The sports gods clearly have a favorite. ESPN is so clearly rooting for the 49ers, it's beyond embarassing.
 
2013-02-03 04:22:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-03 04:53:26 PM  

zamboni: //Plus, it would confuse the hell out of Donovan McNabb


As a Bengal fan I know there isn't a god, but things like this make me laugh.

Guess who just got a free month of TF?
/Hint: Not god.
 
2013-02-03 05:00:29 PM  
As Ray Lewis can attest, God hates snitches.
 
2013-02-03 05:08:13 PM  

TheLopper: As Ray Lewis can attest, God hates snitches.


Do they get stitches?
 
2013-02-03 05:34:41 PM  

bionicjoe: zamboni: //Plus, it would confuse the hell out of Donovan McNabb

As a Bengal fan I know there isn't a god, but things like this make me laugh.

Guess who just got a free month of TF?
/Hint: Not god.


Thank you very much!

As a Saints fan... I was led down the path of apostasy myself.

I mean, we named the team after the people who kissed your ass the most.... what more do you want?!!!

/god can get is own him-damned TF.
 
2013-02-03 06:12:27 PM  

darch: TheLopper: As Ray Lewis can attest, God hates snitches.

Do they get stitches?


They get acute lead poisoning.
 
2013-02-03 07:08:06 PM  
Mammon is the only god in the stadium Super Bowl Sunday.
 
2013-02-03 09:31:03 PM  
I just want one Christian to blame Jesus for a Superbowl loss.

/If Jesus didn't make me bobble the ball on 4th down, we could have won the game!
 
2013-02-03 11:17:32 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I just want one Christian to blame Jesus for a Superbowl loss.

/If Jesus didn't make me bobble the ball on 4th down, we could have won the game!


Or if God hadn't blinded the refs to that holding call in the end zone...
 
2013-02-03 11:30:08 PM  
Christian tattoos and Christians with Tattoos make me laugh, because it EXPLICITLY SAYS IN THE BIBLE NOT TO GET TATTOOS.

//Don't subscribe to any one faith, but I believe religion (belonging to a church) is not ala carte.  You can't pick and choose which rules apply and which don't.
 
2013-02-04 01:01:42 AM  

mjbok: Christian tattoos and Christians with Tattoos make me laugh, because it EXPLICITLY SAYS IN THE BIBLE NOT TO GET TATTOOS.

//Don't subscribe to any one faith, but I believe religion (belonging to a church) is not ala carte.  You can't pick and choose which rules apply and which don't.


Christians always pick and choose which rules apply and which don't, otherwise Christianity wouldn't exist.

/they wouldn't be worshiping a human
//wouldn't be eating pork, shellfish, and cheeseburgers
///would be going to a synagogue on Saturday
////would be better at comedy
//would have more annoying mothers
//wouldn't believe in being "saved" by faith alone
 
2013-02-04 03:13:40 AM  

mjbok: Christian tattoos and Christians with Tattoos make me laugh, because it EXPLICITLY SAYS IN THE BIBLE NOT TO GET TATTOOS.

//Don't subscribe to any one faith, but I believe religion (belonging to a church) is not ala carte.  You can't pick and choose which rules apply and which don't.


You know what? This was a silly article and I am a silly subby for submitting it. However, I also submitted 5 other articles which didn't get greened, so here we are.

/and you're right about the tattoos
 
2013-02-04 10:31:55 AM  

ox45tallboy: [cdn.allleftturns.com image 302x232]


You'd think Jesus would know enough to not attempt a forward lateral.
 
2013-02-04 02:36:39 PM  

cleveoh: You'd think Jesus would know enough to not attempt a forward lateral.


I'm sure he did, but Harbaugh insisted on playing Kaepernick. Go figure...
 
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