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(Yahoo)   Headline: "Climate change may shrink bat-moms range " Every person's brain who read this headline: nananana nananana nananana Bat-mom   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 32
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 01:00:38 PM
Is this some sort of Nancy Grace thing?
 
2013-02-03 01:13:57 PM
*smack*

BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 
2013-02-03 01:17:43 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.
 
2013-02-03 01:21:47 PM

reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.


Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!
 
2013-02-03 01:28:36 PM
Even after reading the headline my mind still didn't do that.
 
2013-02-03 02:20:38 PM
Nono nono nono nono Nono nono nono nono
 
2013-02-03 02:28:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!


The "idea" that the world is round is just a theory, not a fact. It's much like evilution in that regard.
 
2013-02-03 02:33:08 PM

King Something: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!

The "idea" that the world is round is just a theory, not a fact. It's much like evilution in that regard.




Riddle me this Batman: Link

C

C for Catwoman
 
2013-02-03 02:36:41 PM
This headline is false.
 
M-G
2013-02-03 02:37:18 PM
I was thinking it could cause problems for Batboy...
 
2013-02-03 02:46:23 PM
Not really. Even with the suggestion. It's just you, Subby.

Awkward, isn't it?
 
2013-02-03 02:54:22 PM
FTFA:
Previous studies have shown that animals worldwide are shifting their habitats to try to outrun climate change.

Boy, imagine how fast they'll have to run to outrun THIS!

img441.imageshack.us

It's not just any species that can run...uhm....ZERO miles per.....ever.
 
2013-02-03 03:09:15 PM
no, she danced with the devil by the pale moonlight...
 
2013-02-03 03:11:00 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-03 03:35:30 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


www.smbc-comics.com

/hot
//because I love it though, hot from saturday morning breakfast cereal
 
2013-02-03 03:39:57 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-02-03 04:10:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Batmom has no jurisdiction.
 
2013-02-03 04:16:24 PM
That reference had stopped being funny before Beavis even used it.
 
2013-02-03 04:22:27 PM

vpb: Is this some sort of Nancy Grace thing?


blogs.orlandosentinel.com

BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM
 
2013-02-03 04:47:26 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Obligatory...

 
2013-02-03 05:04:03 PM
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...

SODIUM!
 
2013-02-03 05:09:17 PM

neuroflare: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[www.smbc-comics.com image 576x1221]

/hot
//because I love it though, hot from saturday morning breakfast cereal


HAHAHAHAH, nice!
 
2013-02-03 05:38:12 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: HAHAHAHAH, nice!


You're the only one who's ever laughed at that with me

*sniff*
 
2013-02-03 05:43:55 PM

neuroflare: You're the only one who's ever laughed at that with me

*sniff*


*fistbump*

I'm with ya, mammajamma!
 
DB
2013-02-03 05:59:14 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-03 08:07:32 PM
The first three words are, "Each the spring,".

Stopped reading at the comma.
 
2013-02-03 09:31:40 PM
It's Batmon, from Kingston town
 
2013-02-04 01:38:25 AM
www.smooth-on.com

Really? This isn't turning into a hot "Bat Mom" thread? WTF is up with Fark these days?
 
2013-02-04 01:53:27 AM
Am I the only one who thought:
"ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl"?
 
2013-02-04 04:43:22 AM

malle-herbert: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]


It always bothered me that it didn't branch to → HEY → JUDE.
 
2013-02-04 10:05:37 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Is calling her congressman even as we speak.
 
2013-02-04 10:16:30 AM
Is a bat mom a type of helicopter parent that works the graveyard shift?
 
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