skinink: 30 Helens agree: what the hell does "31 Minnesota woman" mean?
chrisr64: Uh, the squirt gun did have red peppers, salt....kind of makes it semi-assaulty..
jtown: Since this is Fark, I'm sure I'm not the only one who expected this to be a story about the victim of a home invasion being charged with a crime.
enzoweb: There's a place called "Blue Earth"?
The Face Of Oblivion: [img805.imageshack.us image 435x580][www.questionsleep.com image 400x282]Brothers?
stevarooni: Knowing that you don't actually have a weapon doesn't help if you present your squirt gun as a weapon. It's how bank robbers with sticks in their pockets can get charged with armed criminal action. Sure, they aren't actually going to hurt anyone, but nobody else knows that.
WordyGrrl: I feel really bad for anyone who's "forgot to wash hands after slicing jalapenos" lesson was learned while in the bathroom.
monthos: WordyGrrl: I feel really bad for anyone who's "forgot to wash hands after slicing jalapenos" lesson was learned while in the bathroom.This was posted last week by the Cyanide and Happyiess webcomics facebook page.."We at Explosm would like to share a cautionary tale with our fans.Last night, our merch guy Andy was cutting jalapenos and neglected to wash his hands before taking a shower. Needless to say, his groinal area was in severe pain for several hours. Andy did not want us to share his mishap with 775,000 people, but we feel it's EXTREMELY important that everyone know what happened and learn from Andy's mistake.As funny as burning your balls with jalapenos might seem, it is no laughing matter. Be aware. Be safe.Andy is fine now, but feel free to offer your sympathies to andy[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]msolpxe[* image 7x13]net "
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