hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!
tudorgurl: *sob* I miss Paul Harvey.
Earguy: Gah! I'm climbing the walls here! NSFW
Britney Spear's Speculum: That's helmet to helmet!
RminusQ: "Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."
Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials
Gosling: WhyteRaven74: This game needs a pick 6This game needs a defibrillator.
Begoggle: Obama caused the power outage so Baltimore would lose!!
puffy999: Who wants to bet that the Saints owner threatens to move the team without a new stadium?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pablo just ran into a generator
ClavellBCMI: yookaloco: Linkster: CBS sucks, is it 2005 Again? Where's the rape?I just got here. What gives?Power outage right after the Ravens scored on the 2nd half kickoff.
Oxotoxo: Goddamn you Americans are professional, no sarcasm intended.
geom_00: OF COURSE!!!
And _that's_the_way_the_cookie_crumbles: Nick Nostril: She's a barbie doll... no vag.... apparently.The camel toe police got to her first.
Incorrigible Astronaut: Could someone translate that into honky?
ExperianScaresCthulhu: why are they fighting????????? they're being retarded, there's still 2 quarters and 7 minutes of game left... why start a fight? to keep the viewers at home watching? lameness. they're professionals.
seventypercent: I have abs like the Calvin Klein model; I've just chosen to protect them behind a few inches of stored beer.
vegaswench: Three weeks until Daytona. :D
Sweet Chin Music: Why is the Rock so darn pretty?
libranoelrose: You gotta b shiatting me
eyeq360: And Baltimore scores a TD.
seventypercent: Let's win thisLet's win thisLet's win this
Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.
SnarfVader: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Decidedly weird.[i212.photobucket.com image 400x349]
eddievercetti: Sad, I'm gonna miss those ponies.
Di Atribe: Me too. Boo no more football.
Kittypie070: Superbowl 47 can has Fark badge?[i243.photobucket.com image 410x400]
BillCo: I like football, but I can't stand all they hype around the Superbowl, both before and during the game. I'll catch the highlights on ESPN at the gym in the morning.For the record, Ravens by 3.
ongbok: Way to go with the refs were on the other teams side. what are you, 12?
ariseatex: Been fun hanging with y'all this season.Thanks for making a gay fan feel welcome here. :)
kteela: See most of y'all in August. A minority of you in 3 weeks, and an even smaller minority of you in the Hockey threads that come and go.Go Sports!
labbal: At least with the Ravens winning, their fans will only kill 7 or 8 49er's fans instead of 26.
Earguy: "love you""ok love you too good game" (turns)(grabs) "Hey! good job."Or something along those lines.
libranoelrose: Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.
tudorgurl: They just said "farking awesome"! farkING AWESOME!
kteela: ClavellBCMI: And all you will see on ESPN tomorrow is Ray Lewis crying his eyes out.While he signs his contract as an announcer, although, I think he should coach.
Gosling: almandot: if they take a safety the nfl should disbandThe NFL should disband.
Bunny Deville: My 8th cousin coached the winning Superbowl team!
geom_00: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAMEWE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAME
geom_00: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FARK JUST HAPPENED?!
almandot: if they take a safety the nfl should disband
AliceBToklasLives: No you don't take the safety unless you have a 6+ lead
labbal: I hear Gangam Style in the background. Can we shoot Psy? Is it too late?
Paduke: Phil Simms: "I like it better when the NFL doesn't enforce its rules."
ariseatex: Mike Pereira @MikePereiraTough play that is real close both ways. Good job not calling anything.
DanZero: The only good thing about this is, as a Steelers fan:We still will be the only team with 6 titlesBAL is gonna have to really amp up their game next year. After all, we DID beat them on the road.
Grote-Man: Anyone have the Steelers defibrillator handy?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, LeBron James phoned that performance in.
AliceBToklasLives: OT is now officially in play.
geom_00: O <-----What is THAT shape? Square Circle Hexagon Dodecahedron
Optimus Composite: Come on San Fran, you've got a real chance here, don't muck it up. Like any of them are reading Fark right now.
John Nash: If Kaepernick comes back and scores a touchdown we're going to hear about it for months and months and months.
Gosling: And Kaepernick will get the right to close.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.
puffy999: 49ERS SUCK AGAIN
GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.See. This is what that Audi ad causes.Which Audi ad? I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.Also seriously, that's what you challenge?
picodenico: Whoa, WTF!??!?!I thought Soda Stream wasn't doing a commercial????
Sweet Chin Music: Stain on a Stick, baby!
GAT_00: there their theyre: Bullshiat DPI call thereSure it was 49ers fan.
cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..
Cheesehead_Dave: I wonder if Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning?
TheManofPA: Ok, this is a funny commercial
libranoelrose: That was a horrible commercial.
WhyteRaven74: This game needs a pick 6
Korb: When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay.Expect that to be played in a montage if this game goes SF's way.
Xcott: fruitloop: Since the lights went out...DRINK!Oh, man, that's gonna be such a bad idea.
DanZero: Begoggle: Obama caused the power outage so Baltimore would lose!![img.photobucket.com image 278x200]
irishman4: ha ha ha yes fark you baltimore
AliceBToklasLives: You know, there has never been a power outage at the Masters. They've got their shiat together in Augusta.
Earguy: mooseyfate: Earguy: James72: She's wearing some sort of anti-nipple slip protectionFine. Here. NSFW NSFWYou're probably the most appreciated person on Fark.And the first one didn't link. Try this one NSFW
ClavellBCMI: This game went from the fat lady warming up to the fat lady being told to go back to the dressing room to rest her throat and lungs.
jack21221: Anquan Butterhand
kteela: Wait, was that whole outage another ad for Stephen King's "Under the Dome"??
Earguy: I just got a call from my dad. You know that light switch in the basement, and no one knows what it does?My dad flipped it.
Foaming: try fect taa daa: I'm in nola with a police scanner. No one knows whats up. Bourbon just went in lockdown mode.Bourbon Street has a lockdown mode?
zulius: Foreplay resumes? whaaa'?
The Muthaship: Who would have thought that the Super Dome has sh*tty wiring?
Lord of Allusions: Someone already has "SuperBowlLights" as a twitter handle.
GAT_00: We need to have a press release to say why the power went out?
usernameguy: They don't know what caused the outage, but they're turning everything back on.
DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasmWill all #NASCAR drivers in attendance PLEASE show them how to switch to a backup battery?
picodenico: They must be entirely out of commercials.
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ExperianScaresCthulhu: Oxotoxo: Goddamn you Americans are professional, no sarcasm intended.Are you serious? What would have happened elsewhere?
Olympic Trolling Judge: gas giant: Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*Superbowl light switch rave!The system. Is down.
TheManofPA: The most hilarious thing would be if it was a rogue Saints fan in charge of maintenance who did it to troll Goddell.WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND, WHERE IS ROBSUL????????????
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, fark it, just give 'em all night vision goggles and put 'em out on the field!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Ohhhhh, you think darkness is your ally? I WAS BORN IN IT... molded by it. I didn't see the light until I played for the Ravens, and by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!The Superdome has betrayed you, because it belongs to me."
socially inept was taken: who the hell is just tuning in?
knbber2: Linkster: Can someone tell me what Shannon just said?Anyone speak jive?
picodenico: I really, really really really hope that Jim Nantz comes back on the air by saying "-PATION"
ontariolightning: Thought The Shield was gonna come down to the field and stab Ray Lewis
puffy999: IS SMITH shiatTING BLOOD?!?!
sarahthustra: can i blame this on george w. bush?
DamnYankees: Roook: Bane is coming!Ok, that's funny.
ClavellBCMI: POWER OUTAGE AT THE SUPERBOWL!
Aezetyr: am i the only one that saw the holding on the return?
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is the most shameful performance I have ever seen in a Super Bowl.That honor still goes to the Chargers.
Earguy: Should I start posting Random Pretty Girls?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: davidphogan: I'm tempted to look up Mark Waller's phone number and at least plant the seed. As CMO he has to have some pull, and based on the NFL and Play 60 ads, he's got to have a sense of humor.Put on a cape, superhero, because you deserve it!
James72: libranoelrose: James72: libranoelrose: thenewmissus: Beyonce accidentally showed her nipple. I hope we don't have another Nipple-Gate.James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]Are you on this?I didn't see itThe woman claims it was in the first 2 minutes. Beyonce turns to the left, and BAM- nipple[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
tudorgurl: kptchris: God, what a shiatty halftime show. 3 female gorilla's dressed up as hookers.Seriously? Don't you need to go pick up your sheets for the rally from the dry cleaners?
Noah_Tall: And _that's_the_way_the_cookie_crumbles: Nick Nostril: She's a barbie doll... no vag.... apparently.The camel toe police got to her first.They modified her costume so nobody could see her lip sync..
geom_00: tudorgurl: My three year old just screamed "I GOT TO SEE THIS!" when I covered his eyes during the "Two Broke Girls" strip-a-thon.Congrats. You are raising a future farker.
kptchris: God, what a shiatty halftime show. 3 female gorilla's dressed up as hookers.
tudorgurl: My three year old just screamed "I GOT TO SEE THIS!" when I covered his eyes during the "Two Broke Girls" strip-a-thon.
Linkster: Jesus H Christ, It IS Idiocracy!
irishman4: [sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x960]
AliceBToklasLives: FriarReb98: And there is the reunion of Destiny's Child. You knew it had to be coming.I swear one of them was murdered at some point./this show sucks - but still 1,000,000 times better than the Black Eyed Peas
FriarReb98: And there is the reunion of Destiny's Child. You knew it had to be coming.
SurelyShirley: That "music" is just awful, but the visual....oh my, she's something else...
Lord of Allusions: That would've been awkward if she didn't wear the same thing.
DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasmJim Harbaugh in 49ers locker room: "Just heard Beyonce sing about 'putting ring on it.' Clearly this song isn't about us."
Lord of Allusions: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lenny Kravitz in drag!
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what this halftime show needs right now?GWAR