Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Super Bowl XLVII, Jim Harbaugh, fly tying  
•       •       •

3505 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Feb 2013 at 5:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-02-03 08:38:51 PM  
19 votes:
wizbangblog.com
2013-02-03 08:47:42 PM  
10 votes:
Someone was at Buffalo Wild Wings and didn't want to leave.
2013-02-03 07:42:14 PM  
7 votes:
I bet the Colombian wins the Coke Chase.
2013-02-03 08:48:42 PM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:38:18 PM  
6 votes:
This is the worst disaster in New Orleans ever.
2013-02-03 10:53:51 PM  
5 votes:
img217.imageshack.us
2013-02-03 10:46:47 PM  
5 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-03 10:04:58 PM  
5 votes:

tudorgurl: *sob* I miss Paul Harvey.


He had a dark side.  He was a hunter, but not your average hunter.  He liked the deadliest game.  Ray Lewis.  He knows that the man is a natural born killer, but he wanted to take down the biggest challenge you can.  it's not that cheater in the hood, it's the man with nothing left to lose.  Junior Junior Seau, if you will.

So our friend Mr Harvey decided that he was going to ruin him.  He had a bit of plastic surgery, and spent years on the plan.  He found loving parents who would adopt him, he had large amounts of skin tightening procedures done and had the scars covered by tattoos.  He had bionic implants so he could throw farther, and so he could run faster.

He is one of Dan Marino's bastard children.  He is also ready to strike, and take down his ultimate battle.  Ray Lewis.  Paul Harvey is Dan Marino's first bastard child, and also named  Colin Rand Kaepernick.

And now you know, the rest of the story.
2013-02-03 09:59:35 PM  
5 votes:
WE ARE FARMERS BUH BUH BUM DUH BUH BUH BUH!
2013-02-03 08:51:05 PM  
5 votes:
"Ohhhhh, you think darkness is your ally? I WAS BORN IN IT... molded by it.  I didn't see the light until I played for the Ravens, and by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

The Superdome has betrayed you, because it belongs to me."
2013-02-03 07:58:35 PM  
5 votes:
I haven't seen Kaep Fear like that since Robert Deniro.
2013-02-03 07:15:52 PM  
5 votes:
I have abs like the Calvin Klein model; I've just chosen to protect them behind a few inches of stored beer.
2013-02-03 10:01:44 PM  
4 votes:
Dodge thinks farmers are only 6000 years old.
2013-02-03 09:59:11 PM  
4 votes:
And God named that farmer Leon Sandcastle.
2013-02-03 09:55:04 PM  
4 votes:
I wonder if Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning?
2013-02-03 08:48:13 PM  
4 votes:
It's the George Bush New Orleans Blackout Show!

0.tqn.com
2013-02-03 08:46:20 PM  
4 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Cut them some slack here. It's my personal experience that you don't party in New Orleans without at least ONE blackout.
2013-02-03 08:40:49 PM  
4 votes:
www.examiner.com

♪ When the lights, go down, in the citaaaayyyy ♪
2013-02-03 08:30:34 PM  
4 votes:
I thought we saw 2 Broke Girls on stage with Beyonce.
2013-02-03 08:11:53 PM  
4 votes:
This is no time to sing Beyonce, the 49ers need you to put on a uniform and get in there!
2013-02-03 08:01:20 PM  
4 votes:
HEY STEPHEN KING, SIMPSONS DID IT!
2013-02-03 07:46:29 PM  
4 votes:
Old people eating Taco Bell.

Really hate to be an orderly there.
2013-02-03 07:29:06 PM  
4 votes:
you have to stop fighting.  we're the cops.
2013-02-03 10:44:04 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 10:39:03 PM  
3 votes:

Earguy: Gah!  I'm climbing the walls here!  NSFW


i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 09:53:23 PM  
3 votes:
I expect to see Sandcastle jerseys at Chiefs' games next season.
2013-02-03 09:00:02 PM  
3 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com

It'll be 5, 10 minutes...
2013-02-03 08:56:46 PM  
3 votes:
img32.imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:53:48 PM  
3 votes:
The other two chicks from Destiny's Child hit the lights on the way out of the stadium.
2013-02-03 08:52:12 PM  
3 votes:
Is this what the fine print on my Sunday Ticket TOS meant by "local blackouts in effect"?
2013-02-03 08:46:31 PM  
3 votes:
We need this guy.

cgml.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-03 08:46:16 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:45:18 PM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-03 08:44:56 PM  
3 votes:
When New Orleans is ashes, the Niners have my permission to lose
2013-02-03 08:44:45 PM  
3 votes:
Surprising half the stadium didn't go on a looting spree.

/jk
2013-02-03 08:41:51 PM  
3 votes:
reveriehound.com
2013-02-03 08:38:36 PM  
3 votes:
Looks like someone...*puts on sunglasses* turned the lights out on the 49ers.
2013-02-03 08:38:17 PM  
3 votes:
And here's the power failure I was praying for
2013-02-03 08:36:32 PM  
3 votes:
Apparently, the Beyonce halftime show WAS that demoralizing.
2013-02-03 08:33:30 PM  
3 votes:
Someone call Antoine Dodson, the Ravens are rapin' errybody out here!
2013-02-03 08:28:05 PM  
3 votes:
Kat Dennings on a stripper pole?

CBS, you had my curiosity. Now, you have my attention.
2013-02-03 08:20:53 PM  
3 votes:
sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net
2013-02-03 07:39:11 PM  
3 votes:
great, now I'm going to suffer through everybody trying to do their Jamaican accent tomorrow.
2013-02-03 07:32:35 PM  
3 votes:
The 49ers are getting embarrassed like a Redneck at his gay son's wedding right now.
2013-02-03 07:17:42 PM  
3 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: That's helmet to helmet!


I must've missed that part of the Calvin Klein ad.
2013-02-03 11:58:32 AM  
3 votes:
img834.imageshack.us
2013-02-04 12:21:28 AM  
2 votes:
read psalms 91 and realize how absolutely farking crazy ray lewis is.
2013-02-03 11:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
Snide comment of the night at the event I was at:

"Is Budweiser using a Stevie Nicks song in this horse ad because of her resemblance to one?"
2013-02-03 11:03:21 PM  
2 votes:

cdn.uproxx.com

PROUD

2013-02-03 10:50:33 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:48:17 PM  
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 10:46:06 PM  
2 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!


Lions vs. Chiefs!
2013-02-03 10:45:13 PM  
2 votes:
So if Ray Lewis got a victim's blood on his Super Bowl ring, do you think that would mysteriously disappear too?
2013-02-03 10:36:58 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:23:28 PM  
2 votes:
From Twitter: "next years Superbowl will be sponsored by Motel 6 ... they will leave the lights on."
2013-02-03 10:22:56 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus is the Devil?
2013-02-03 10:21:51 PM  
2 votes:

RminusQ: "Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."


reminds me of

www.offcolorhumor.com
2013-02-03 10:08:57 PM  
2 votes:

Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials


that's fitting because "make no attempt" was the motto for the marketing departments
2013-02-03 10:08:32 PM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't the Bud Light Cam be all, like, blurry and unsteady?
2013-02-03 10:08:28 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:07:17 PM  
2 votes:
"The E*Trade Baby, on the other hand, came from the gaping maw of Hell itself."
2013-02-03 10:07:09 PM  
2 votes:
So if I blow up Babylandia with the Death Star all the babies go away forever?
2013-02-03 10:04:51 PM  
2 votes:
OH SNAEPERNICK
2013-02-03 10:00:03 PM  
2 votes:
A farmer commercial without any Mexicans migrant workers?  How real can it be?
2013-02-03 09:56:56 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-03 09:51:08 PM  
2 votes:

Gosling: WhyteRaven74: This game needs a pick 6

This game needs a defibrillator.


This game needs a diesel generator.
2013-02-03 09:46:29 PM  
2 votes:

Begoggle: Obama caused the power outage so Baltimore would lose!!


img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:45:54 PM  
2 votes:
They really needed the solar panels from Birdemic.

I'm sorry, slrrr pnllls.
2013-02-03 09:44:34 PM  
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com

28-23 BAL
2013-02-03 09:42:56 PM  
2 votes:
i1359.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-03 09:40:28 PM  
2 votes:
HOLY CRAP, this game has gone to PLAID!
2013-02-03 09:30:31 PM  
2 votes:
Flacco got Vanzetti'd.
2013-02-03 09:16:31 PM  
2 votes:
This is 4chan's sports page, currently

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-03 09:10:26 PM  
2 votes:
It's okay. We've gotten the replacement lights from high school and Division 3 colleges. I'm sure they'll be fine.
2013-02-03 09:08:36 PM  
2 votes:
Just say that MasterBlaster runs Bartertown so we can get on with the game already.
2013-02-03 09:07:21 PM  
2 votes:

puffy999: Who wants to bet that the Saints owner threatens to move the team without a new stadium?


Just put them all in FEMA trailers?

/ducks and exits
2013-02-03 09:06:33 PM  
2 votes:
www.fwweekly.com

Who's the worst SB host now, New Orleans?
2013-02-03 09:05:56 PM  
2 votes:
Hello, USA Prime Credit, New Orleans Power Corporation, this is Peggy.
2013-02-03 09:04:59 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Pablo just ran into a generator


img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:04:11 PM  
2 votes:
You're doin' a heckuva job, brownout.
2013-02-03 09:02:09 PM  
2 votes:
img405.imageshack.us
2013-02-03 09:01:26 PM  
2 votes:
Really NFL? You couldn't bring one of these?

www.harborfreight.com
2013-02-03 08:59:32 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:58:04 PM  
2 votes:
A SECOND SMITH HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH LIGHT SWITCH
2013-02-03 08:57:11 PM  
2 votes:
They must be entirely out of commercials.
2013-02-03 08:57:11 PM  
2 votes:
Go home Super dome, you're drunk
2013-02-03 08:55:55 PM  
2 votes:
If I were a player. I'd organize a touch football game with the other team
2013-02-03 08:55:47 PM  
2 votes:
WTF, is FEMA running this?
2013-02-03 08:55:22 PM  
2 votes:
@TRIPPINGOLNEY

GREGG WILLIAMS PUT A BOUNTY ON THE SUPERDOME ELECTRICAL SYSTEM
2013-02-03 08:55:18 PM  
2 votes:

ClavellBCMI: yookaloco: Linkster: CBS sucks, is it 2005 Again? Where's the rape?

I just got here. What gives?

Power outage right after the Ravens scored on the 2nd half kickoff.


BUT HOW ARE THE LEVEEES!?!?!?!?
2013-02-03 08:54:38 PM  
2 votes:
The fat lady isn't singing, but they cut the power off so she could warm up in the dark

- shannon
2013-02-03 08:54:29 PM  
2 votes:
Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my stadium bills?
2013-02-03 08:53:24 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:50:25 PM  
2 votes:
who the hell is just tuning in?
2013-02-03 08:48:56 PM  
2 votes:
Iran attacked us with a virus
2013-02-03 08:48:26 PM  
2 votes:
Unsuck DC Metro  @unsuckdcmetro
Is Metro running the Superdome now? #wmata
2013-02-03 08:47:41 PM  
2 votes:
How are those $5000 tickets working out for you?
2013-02-03 08:47:39 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:47:36 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, had some Drama at my house. What did I-why is half the stadium dark? ._.'
2013-02-03 08:46:39 PM  
2 votes:
grumpycatpics.com
2013-02-03 08:46:35 PM  
2 votes:
Someone in the stadium must have turned out the lights so they could watch Heidi.
2013-02-03 08:45:51 PM  
2 votes:
Thought The Shield was gonna come down to the field and stab Ray Lewis
2013-02-03 08:45:08 PM  
2 votes:

Oxotoxo: Goddamn you Americans are professional, no sarcasm intended.


If this were a soccer game in, say, England, about 20 people would be dead by now.

/we are actually a very orderly people
2013-02-03 08:45:06 PM  
2 votes:
Might as well re-post Men On Football. Six Minutes of hilarity.
2013-02-03 08:44:54 PM  
2 votes:
If Weird Al had performed, this never would have happened.
2013-02-03 08:44:16 PM  
2 votes:
Onion Sports Network @OnionSports

Superdome lights return as all 53 49ers are lying motionless on ground. Whereabouts of Ray Lewis unknown
2013-02-03 08:43:40 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 08:43:21 PM  
2 votes:
Someone better be using this break to DVR back and find that Beyonce titty
2013-02-03 08:42:59 PM  
2 votes:
We knocked out their servers!
2013-02-03 08:42:26 PM  
2 votes:
Someone forgot to pay half the electric bill in New Orleans.
2013-02-03 08:42:22 PM  
2 votes:
Copper thieves strike again .....
2013-02-03 08:42:21 PM  
2 votes:
The 49ers are just sucking so much that they've become a relativistic mass and the light can't escape their gravity well
2013-02-03 08:42:02 PM  
2 votes:
Keep an eye on Lewis, he'll stab a biatch
2013-02-03 08:41:29 PM  
2 votes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S AN EVERYONE DRINK!!1
2013-02-03 08:41:11 PM  
2 votes:
Whoever said "turn out the lights, the party's over", you asshole.
2013-02-03 08:40:34 PM  
2 votes:
And That's the night that the lights went out in N'Awlins?

img.gactv.com
2013-02-03 08:40:07 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:40:05 PM  
2 votes:
Somehow, Ray Nagin is responsible for this.
2013-02-03 08:39:34 PM  
2 votes:
I really, really really really hope that Jim Nantz comes back on the air by saying "-PATION"
2013-02-03 08:39:23 PM  
2 votes:
we've secretly replaced the transformer at the Superdome with the one from Candlestick. let's see if anyone notices
2013-02-03 08:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
i759.photobucket.com

'Turn out the lights, the party's over.....'
2013-02-03 08:38:49 PM  
2 votes:
And now for the Technical Difficulties commercials.

New Orleans Superdome Power Feed, Delhomme Rating: 16.7
2013-02-03 08:38:30 PM  
2 votes:
Oh shiat.  Bane showed up.
2013-02-03 08:38:06 PM  
2 votes:
We lost power. Cancel the game, lets start again tomorrow
Everyone gets off work
2013-02-03 08:37:58 PM  
2 votes:
are you kidding me?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
2013-02-03 08:37:55 PM  
2 votes:
wtf is going on in NOLA? did someone forget to pay the electric bill?
2013-02-03 08:37:40 PM  
2 votes:

geom_00: OF COURSE!!!


OF COURSE!!! :D


Well... that was... something.

THE LIGHTS GAVE UP ON THE 49ERS, TOO
2013-02-03 08:37:15 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:29:36 PM  
2 votes:

And _that's_the_way_the_cookie_crumbles: Nick Nostril: She's a barbie doll... no vag.... apparently.

The camel toe police got to her first.


They modified her costume so nobody could see her lip sync..
2013-02-03 08:25:46 PM  
2 votes:
When does the half time music start?
2013-02-03 08:20:47 PM  
2 votes:
why didn't left eye show up?
2013-02-03 08:16:41 PM  
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Jim Harbaugh in 49ers locker room: "Just heard Beyonce sing about 'putting ring on it.' Clearly this song isn't about us."
2013-02-03 08:16:36 PM  
2 votes:
It's the Destiny's Child reunion that no one was waiting for. Well, except the rest of Destiny's Child.
2013-02-03 08:16:04 PM  
2 votes:
I had better see lots of butthurt whining from the Focus on the Family types tomorrow.
2013-02-03 08:15:37 PM  
2 votes:
Yes Beyonce, shake your vagina at the camera. It's like the opening from the worst James Bond movie ever.
2013-02-03 08:14:34 PM  
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Sorry Beyonce, but all the single ladies are praying to God they replay that Calvin Klein commercial.
2013-02-03 08:13:32 PM  
2 votes:
There's better coverage on Beyonce's outfit than the San Francisco secondary.
2013-02-03 08:10:50 PM  
2 votes:
What wardrobe is there TO malfunction??
2013-02-03 08:10:41 PM  
2 votes:
Ok, now I don't feel confused by the Calvin Kline ad anymore. I'm still straight after all.
2013-02-03 08:01:02 PM  
2 votes:

Madames et monsieurs, I give you...

i199.photobucket.com

HALFTIME!!!!!

2013-02-03 07:57:48 PM  
2 votes:
Kapernick just choked like mama Cass.
2013-02-03 07:56:21 PM  
2 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: Could someone translate that into honky?


Golly!
2013-02-03 07:53:43 PM  
2 votes:
one minute till toilet flush armagheddon
2013-02-03 07:52:23 PM  
2 votes:

24.media.tumblr.com
FLAAAAAAAAAAAACCO!!

2013-02-03 07:51:25 PM  
2 votes:
Put in Smith!
2013-02-03 07:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
Taco Bell found their perfect demographic -- old people can't shiat !
2013-02-03 07:42:51 PM  
2 votes:
"Hi, I'm Ndamukong Suh. Eat at Subway or I'll stomp on your balls."
2013-02-03 07:38:58 PM  
2 votes:
Nice job, Goodell.  Use a human shield.
2013-02-03 07:31:08 PM  
2 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: why are they fighting????????? they're being retarded, there's still 2 quarters and 7 minutes of game left... why start a fight? to keep the viewers at home watching? lameness. they're professionals.


I assume someone yelled "KNIFE" and the Niners panicked since Ray Lewis is around.
2013-02-03 07:30:35 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:29:06 PM  
2 votes:
Bonus Hockey!!
2013-02-03 07:23:26 PM  
2 votes:
As long as this commercial doesn't end with Pitbull screaming "DALE" over and over again, we cool.
2013-02-03 07:17:04 PM  
2 votes:

seventypercent: I have abs like the Calvin Klein model; I've just chosen to protect them behind a few inches of stored beer.


Yeah, they brag about having a six-pack.  I've got a keg.
2013-02-03 07:16:36 PM  
2 votes:

vegaswench: Three weeks until Daytona. :D


And Fast And The Furious 2013: Jet Dryerz

starring JPM
2013-02-03 07:15:41 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks for the ball!

i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 07:15:37 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:11:13 PM  
2 votes:
I'm thinking that the Ravens are gonna need Marta from the Puppy Bowl.
2013-02-03 07:10:34 PM  
2 votes:

Sweet Chin Music: Why is the Rock so darn pretty?



encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 07:06:42 PM  
2 votes:
6AST AND THE 6URIOUS
2013-02-03 07:06:13 PM  
2 votes:
This thread makes me feel like Salieri transcribing for Mozart
2013-02-03 07:03:40 PM  
2 votes:
Flacco's got more bombs than Al Qaeda
2013-02-03 07:03:14 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-02-03 07:01:02 PM  
2 votes:

libranoelrose: You gotta b shiatting me


Is that worse than a shiatting you?
2013-02-03 06:56:42 PM  
2 votes:
Will you read 50 shades of grey to me?  OH MYYY

www.tvweek.com
2013-02-03 06:49:28 PM  
2 votes:
Did Ray Lewis kill anybody yet?

/ if so it's cool because it'd been God's will and such. Praise jesus! Pass the nachos!!!
2013-02-03 06:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
I came here to say
I thought the Audi teenage was going to shoot up his high school
It is America donchaknow!
2013-02-03 06:46:50 PM  
2 votes:

eyeq360: And Baltimore scores a TD.


Wow, your feed is super slow.
2013-02-03 06:37:14 PM  
2 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If Alicia Keys performed the coin toss, the coin would somehow linger mid-air for over two minutes.
2013-02-03 06:32:06 PM  
2 votes:

seventypercent: Let's win this

Let's win this

Let's win this


Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all
2013-02-03 06:24:58 PM  
2 votes:
ibdp.huluim.com
2013-02-03 06:24:39 PM  
2 votes:
thumbnails.hulu.com
2013-02-03 06:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Alicia Keyes apparently is confusing the Super Bowl with a dimly lit lounge act.
2013-02-03 06:23:00 PM  
2 votes:
lolsnaps.com
2013-02-03 06:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
Someone call 911 because I heard this girl is on fire.
2013-02-03 05:28:28 PM  
2 votes:

Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.


s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
2013-02-06 05:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Decidedly weird.

[i212.photobucket.com image 400x349]


Or could it beeeee.......

i27.photobucket.com


???
2013-02-05 12:41:55 AM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Sad, I'm gonna miss those ponies.


Di Atribe: Me too. Boo no more football.


i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-04 01:21:29 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: Superbowl 47 can has Fark badge?


[i243.photobucket.com image 410x400]


i1182.photobucket.com

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
2013-02-04 02:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
When is the superbowl?
2013-02-04 12:38:18 AM  
1 vote:

BillCo: I like football, but I can't stand all they hype around the Superbowl, both before and during the game.  I'll catch the highlights on ESPN at the gym in the morning.

For the record, Ravens by 3.


Are you a wizard?
2013-02-03 11:28:36 PM  
1 vote:

ongbok: Way to go with the refs were on the other teams side. what are you, 12?


I'm sorry, did you ignorantly think I had a rooting interest in this game?

You must be a Steelers or Saints fan.
2013-02-03 11:25:18 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Been fun hanging with y'all this season.

Thanks for making a gay fan feel welcome here. :)


Gay, bi, straight, white, black brown, we accept everyone here...except Cowboys fans...
2013-02-03 11:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
There's gonna be a lot of victory stabbings in Baltimore tonight.
2013-02-03 11:18:36 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: See most of y'all in August.  A minority of you in 3 weeks, and an even smaller minority of you in the Hockey threads that come and go.

Go Sports!


C'mon... Join the wrestling threads...

We'll keep you entertained during The Long Dry Spell.

We'll be there for you.

We'll be your family.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-03 11:07:28 PM  
1 vote:
www.gannett-cdn.com
2013-02-03 11:07:16 PM  
1 vote:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.netwww.gonola.com

2013-02-03 11:06:00 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Been fun hanging with y'all this season.

Thanks for making a gay fan feel welcome here. :)


Welcome. Culliver tried to tell us that there ain't no gays in this fark thread, but he slipped down trying to troll your post and then botched his comeback attempted.

/then he blew posting a meme
//cause he sucks
2013-02-03 11:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
I just shut the TV off. I couldn't look at that dickhead holding the trophy. The only thing he should be holding is a mugshot board or a knife in his hand.
2013-02-03 11:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
Ray only said God once, the under wins!
2013-02-03 10:59:52 PM  
1 vote:
TMLO

Ravens killing it!
Ravens killing it!
Where's Ray Lewis, cause
Ravens are killing it!

Beyonce sapped the juice?
Beyonce sapped the juice!!
All the lights when woosh
When Beyonce sapped the juice

Niners coming back?
Niners coming Back!!
Get me a cardio!  The
Niners are coming back

NO FARKING CALL
NO FARKING CALL
WHERE THE FARK ARE YOUE EYES
NO FARKING CALL

Ravens are your champs
Ravens are your champs
Lewis is gonna get stabby!
Ravens are the champs!!!
2013-02-03 10:57:46 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Been fun hanging with y'all this season.

Thanks for making a gay fan feel welcome here. :)


Hey, big, muscly dudes in tights grappling balls and each other with lots of grunting?  What's not to love?
2013-02-03 10:56:35 PM  
1 vote:
God damnit they played that atrocity of a go daddy commercial again. Pass the brain bleach.
2013-02-03 10:55:29 PM  
1 vote:

labbal: At least with the Ravens winning, their fans will only kill 7 or 8 49er's fans instead of 26.


I'll call myself out on this.  Had the wrong stabby fans.
It should have gone:

I wish the 49ers had won, so their fans would only stab one or two Ravens fans instead of the 26 we'll hear about tomorrow.
2013-02-03 10:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Niners fans have a chance to distinguish themselves here by complaining about this Super Bowl longer than Seahawks fans complained about Super Bowl XL.
2013-02-03 10:54:07 PM  
1 vote:
ontariolightning: Ray lewis "i am so happy i could just stab somebody
2013-02-03 10:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
At least with the Ravens winning, their fans will only kill 7 or 8 49er's fans instead of 26.
2013-02-03 10:53:23 PM  
1 vote:
Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.
2013-02-03 10:53:12 PM  
1 vote:

James72: farm9.staticflickr.com


Confetti Fairy?
2013-02-03 10:52:52 PM  
1 vote:
farking refs couldn't see any holding on the last SF 4th down or the Ravens 4th down.....must of been distracted by Ray Lewis' man juice dripping off their chins.
2013-02-03 10:52:36 PM  
1 vote:
Next up: Elementary, starring Lucy Ling. I mean Lisa Liu. I mean Ling Woo. I mean Jonny Lee Miller.
2013-02-03 10:52:06 PM  
1 vote:
A year of TF says that Jim is going to tell mom about what John did at the end of the game.

"But moooooom, he made the punter take a safteeeey! It's not fair!"
2013-02-03 10:51:38 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: "love you"
"ok love you too good game" (turns)
(grabs) "Hey! good job."


Or something along those lines.


More like:

John:  Eat shiat, Jim, I just won the Super Bowl.

Jim:  Go fark yourself with a rusty fishhook, you cum sack, you got handed that game and you know it.

John:  Yeah, but I just won the Super Bowl.

Jim:  *Eats his own tongue in rage*
2013-02-03 10:49:54 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.


Could have been worse.  Could have been the Patriots winning.

/there is no shiattier ending
//ever
2013-02-03 10:49:46 PM  
1 vote:

tudorgurl: They just said "farking awesome"! farkING AWESOME!


Alert the FCC I'm offended.
2013-02-03 10:49:13 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: ClavellBCMI: And all you will see on ESPN tomorrow is Ray Lewis crying his eyes out.

While he signs his contract as an announcer, although, I think he should coach.


Prediction:  This time next year, Lewis and Tebow = preachers.

/I hope for the same congregation
2013-02-03 10:49:00 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: almandot: if they take a safety the nfl should disband

The NFL should disband.


The NFL disbanded? THE NFL DISBANDED?!?

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-03 10:48:27 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: My 8th cousin coached the winning Superbowl team!


I smoked a bong with a dude who just lost the Super Bowl.  Wait, ignore that Gooddell.
2013-02-03 10:48:25 PM  
1 vote:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-03 10:48:13 PM  
1 vote:
Iron Sheik, what'd you think of the game?

www.motifake.com
2013-02-03 10:48:05 PM  
1 vote:
Love the guy making confetti angels.
2013-02-03 10:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
Flacco is only the MVP because the 49ers lost. If they won, they'd be dragging some guy from Master Control out to get the trophy.
2013-02-03 10:47:17 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!


You spelled 'Cleveland Browns' wrong
2013-02-03 10:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
we're going to hide in our endzone to end the superbowl.
2013-02-03 10:47:08 PM  
1 vote:
"farking awesome!"

Wash your mouth out with soap, Flacco.
2013-02-03 10:46:59 PM  
1 vote:
one day networks will learn that mic'ing the players on the field at the end of a title game is guaranteed to result in a "farking awesome!"
2013-02-03 10:46:55 PM  
1 vote:
JOE FLACCO!!!

WATCH YOUR F*CKING AWESOME MOUTH!!
2013-02-03 10:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
Show a shot of Culliver sucking someone's dick to atone for his LVP game.
2013-02-03 10:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.
2013-02-03 10:45:29 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, what a game! I'm glad I didn't bet on this one
2013-02-03 10:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
Jim Harbaugh should fire himself for terrible coaching in this game.
2013-02-03 10:44:53 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-03 10:44:50 PM  
1 vote:
TMLO they are playing your song
2013-02-03 10:44:49 PM  
1 vote:
IT'S THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
2013-02-03 10:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
A magician named GOB.
2013-02-03 10:44:36 PM  
1 vote:
TMLO

THEY ARE PLAYING IT

OH MY GOD
2013-02-03 10:44:28 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAME

WE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!


Aaand we're good.
2013-02-03 10:43:25 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAME


WE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
2013-02-03 10:43:14 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FARK JUST HAPPENED?!


You can't tell me that, as our British brethren like to call it, "armoured wankball" is all about big men grunting and kicking a ball around.  There's plenty of strategy.
2013-02-03 10:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
Someone listened to Jim Nantz?
2013-02-03 10:42:02 PM  
1 vote:

almandot: if they take a safety the nfl should disband


The NFL should disband.
2013-02-03 10:41:57 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: No you don't take the safety unless you have a 6+ lead


O rly?
2013-02-03 10:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
What a pussy move.
2013-02-03 10:40:58 PM  
1 vote:

labbal: I hear Gangam Style in the background.  Can we shoot Psy?  Is it too late?


That would make him immortal and his song would live forever.
2013-02-03 10:40:57 PM  
1 vote:

Paduke: Phil Simms: "I like it better when the NFL doesn't enforce its rules."


We don't give Phil Simms enough credit.  It's got to be tough to call a football game with Goodell's entire cock and balls in his mouth.
2013-02-03 10:40:51 PM  
1 vote:
if they take a safety the nfl should disband
2013-02-03 10:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
You know, I don't think I've seen one cheerleader this whole game.  WTF CBS?
2013-02-03 10:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
9 seconds for a punt. do you kick it as far as you can, or as high as you can?

/why not both
2013-02-03 10:39:25 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Mike Pereira  @MikePereira
Tough play that is real close both ways. Good job not calling anything.


He's a farking idiot
2013-02-03 10:39:01 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: The only good thing about this is, as a Steelers fan:

We still will be the only team with 6 titles

BAL is gonna have to really amp up their game next year. After all, we DID beat them on the road.


No. There is no good news if Ray-Ray gets to hold the trophy. None at all.
2013-02-03 10:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
Phil Simms: "I like it better when the NFL doesn't enforce its rules."
2013-02-03 10:38:28 PM  
1 vote:
I hear Gangam Style in the background.  Can we shoot Psy?  Is it too late?
2013-02-03 10:35:21 PM  
1 vote:
Game. Blouses.
2013-02-03 10:34:20 PM  
1 vote:

Grote-Man: Anyone have the Steelers defibrillator handy?


Paging DanZeroDanZero you are needed

img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 10:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
thirty second timeout? What happened to the first thirty one timeouts?
2013-02-03 10:32:12 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, LeBron James phoned that performance in.


Looks like he Skyped/Facetimed it in.
2013-02-03 10:30:19 PM  
1 vote:
Better call Saul!
2013-02-03 10:29:24 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: OT is now officially in play.


I don't have faith SF can even get the TD here. One egg at a time.
2013-02-03 10:28:59 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: O <-----What is THAT shape?

[] Square
[] Circle
[] Hexagon
[] Dodecahedron


A RHINOCEROS!!!
2013-02-03 10:28:49 PM  
1 vote:
This just in: Baltimore wins SB 47. SF wins SB 47.5.
2013-02-03 10:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:28:12 PM  
1 vote:
No, don't bother tackling him or anything...
2013-02-03 10:27:09 PM  
1 vote:
cl.jroo.me
2013-02-03 10:24:22 PM  
1 vote:
If the Benz' electrical system is as reliable as the Superdome's I think I'll pass.
2013-02-03 10:24:21 PM  
1 vote:

Optimus Composite: Come on San Fran, you've got a real chance here, don't muck it up. Like any of them are reading Fark right now.


Alex Smith might be
2013-02-03 10:24:02 PM  
1 vote:

John Nash: If Kaepernick comes back and scores a touchdown we're going to hear about it for months and months and months.


His heroic game-winning drive AFTER THE POWER OUTAGE.
2013-02-03 10:22:47 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: And Kaepernick will get the right to close.


Nah, screw that, we're going with Alex Smith for this final drive.
2013-02-03 10:22:27 PM  
1 vote:
The 49ers needing a TD to win the Super Bowl in the last couple of minutes? Never happen.
2013-02-03 10:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
Hokay.

Game starts now.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.


Well, one always is.
2013-02-03 10:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: 49ERS SUCK AGAIN


Quick! Someone kick the plug again!
2013-02-03 10:21:29 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.


When is he not?
2013-02-03 10:20:32 PM  
1 vote:
"Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."
2013-02-03 10:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
We're there any prop bets on how many times Ray Ray says "ohmyyygaaahd" in the event of a Browns victory?
2013-02-03 10:19:08 PM  
1 vote:
Worried Ray Lewis is worried.
2013-02-03 10:17:42 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.

See.  This is what that Audi ad causes.

Which Audi ad?  I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.

Also seriously, that's what you challenge?


The rape sexual assault ad.  Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.

It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.

Flac-woah!
2013-02-03 10:17:21 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Whoa, WTF!??!?!

I thought Soda Stream wasn't doing a commercial????


This one wasn't the banned ad.  The banned one specifically called out Coke and Pepsi.
2013-02-03 10:17:00 PM  
1 vote:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
haha nice tide..

I was half expecting
cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-02-03 10:15:52 PM  
1 vote:

Sweet Chin Music: Stain on a Stick, baby!


That's going on the list of Punk band names...
2013-02-03 10:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
SODASTREAM TO CBS: "STREAM IT THEN SUCK IT"
2013-02-03 10:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
That'll do, Tide.

That'll do.
2013-02-03 10:15:14 PM  
1 vote:
Super Bowl Miracle commercial??? REALLY?????


and then the biatch washes the shirt... and whispers 'Go Raven's....


oh hell no.
2013-02-03 10:15:13 PM  
1 vote:
THAT biatch DID THE LAUNDRY
2013-02-03 10:15:11 PM  
1 vote:
Hah, nice commercial Tide.
2013-02-03 10:15:01 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: there their theyre: Bullshiat DPI call there

Sure it was 49ers fan.


Please, I hate both teams and am rooting for a meteor strike.
2013-02-03 10:11:50 PM  
1 vote:
That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.
2013-02-03 10:11:28 PM  
1 vote:
farm9.staticflickr.com
i.imgur.com

Beware of baby elephants from space
2013-02-03 10:11:26 PM  
1 vote:
Culliver getting a bit to much man there.
2013-02-03 10:11:23 PM  
1 vote:

cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..


It's exactly what my parents told me.  The point is not to lie, but to be sure the level of detail fits the age.

/save the lying for "daddy, what were your college years like?"
2013-02-03 10:11:08 PM  
1 vote:
The Illuminati  @ThelIluminati

NFL = No Farking Lights
2013-02-03 10:09:17 PM  
1 vote:
James72 gets the MVP of the thread for all the screen caps.
2013-02-03 10:09:12 PM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine how stabby things will get after the game if the Ratbirds lose? I don't know who will be worse, John Harbaugh with the Superdome officials or Ray-Ray with, well, anyone breathing.
2013-02-03 10:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
We've secretly replaced #7's jitters with his normal swag.  Let's see if the Ravens notice.
2013-02-03 10:04:42 PM  
1 vote:
Niners touchdown. i'm having a heart attack right now.
2013-02-03 10:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap, they're actually talking about his murders?
2013-02-03 10:03:25 PM  
1 vote:
It'd be nice for the best receiver ever to get his first ring
2013-02-03 10:02:16 PM  
1 vote:
Can I vote for the lights?
2013-02-03 10:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
I vote Leon Sandcastle for the Super Bowl MVP.
2013-02-03 10:01:23 PM  
1 vote:
BAH GAWD, KING! THAT'S A FARMER'S MUSIC!
2013-02-03 10:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
Millions of guys will think buying a Dodge will add inches to their dick
2013-02-03 10:01:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm very, very, very distantly related to Paul Harvey.
2013-02-03 09:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
And middle America now wants to blow Dodge.
2013-02-03 09:59:49 PM  
1 vote:
I'm Paul Harvey.
2013-02-03 09:59:29 PM  
1 vote:
And now... YOU know... the r-r-rest of the story.

Good day!
2013-02-03 09:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
God said "I hate rednecks" So he created a farmer.
2013-02-03 09:58:37 PM  
1 vote:
Hahaha, this guy thinks God exists
2013-02-03 09:58:31 PM  
1 vote:
Noah?
Yes.
I need you to build an ark.
RIIIIIIIGHT.  What's an Ark?
2013-02-03 09:56:45 PM  
1 vote:
Y'know, this game got pretty interesting as soon as we busted out the random pretty girls.

The NFL plays up to the quality of the thread.
2013-02-03 09:56:22 PM  
1 vote:

Cheesehead_Dave: I wonder if Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning?


oh god someone needs to ask them this in postgame.
2013-02-03 09:55:17 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: Ok, this is a funny commercial


libranoelrose: That was a horrible commercial.


I'm sensing a bit of polarized opinions here.
2013-02-03 09:53:37 PM  
1 vote:
Daniel Snyder has just signed Leon Sandcastle for 6 years, 76m guaranteed.
2013-02-03 09:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
farm9.staticflickr.comfarm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 09:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
libranoelrose, sancaster!
2013-02-03 09:52:51 PM  
1 vote:
Leon Sandcastle would be taken in the first round by the Jets no doubt.
2013-02-03 09:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
Leon Sandcastle released on Waivers
2013-02-03 09:52:15 PM  
1 vote:
That was a horrible commercial.

:(
2013-02-03 09:52:14 PM  
1 vote:
Leon Sandcastle

Ok, this is a funny commercial
2013-02-03 09:51:48 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit, I'll try again


fc04.deviantart.net
49ers TWELFTH MAN

2013-02-03 09:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
If my left liver hurts, the right liver will just take over.  Right?
2013-02-03 09:50:42 PM  
1 vote:
That Raven will play nevermore.
2013-02-03 09:50:13 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: This game needs a pick 6


This game needs a defibrillator.
2013-02-03 09:49:42 PM  
1 vote:
At this point I think the NFL should be worried about the health of the fans.  My liver hurts.
2013-02-03 09:49:12 PM  
1 vote:
Longest.  3rd quarter.  Ever.

/DRINK!
2013-02-03 09:48:52 PM  
1 vote:

Korb: When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay.

Expect that to be played in a montage if this game goes SF's way.


Unironically, there's about 10 shiatty covers bands on Bourbon street right now playing that song poorly.

/they would have been playing it anyways.
//aerosmith, journey, guns and roses, journey, bon jovi, journey, repeat
2013-02-03 09:48:09 PM  
1 vote:

Xcott: fruitloop: Since the lights went out...DRINK!

Oh, man, that's gonna be  such a bad idea.


Alcohol poisoning, coming up!
2013-02-03 09:47:21 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: Begoggle: Obama caused the power outage so Baltimore would lose!!

[img.photobucket.com image 278x200]


I... think I know the REAL culprit... -_-

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:47:02 PM  
1 vote:
RT: Oh NOW you all care about New Orleans infrastructure.
2013-02-03 09:45:39 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: ha ha ha yes fark you baltimore


img.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:44:22 PM  
1 vote:
He needed a second try...
2013-02-03 09:44:08 PM  
1 vote:
Billy Cundiff just broke his tv with a vodak bottle
2013-02-03 09:43:34 PM  
1 vote:
THE LACES WERE IN! THEY WERE IN!
2013-02-03 09:43:21 PM  
1 vote:
AKERS FAIL

OH MY GOD RAVENS RAN INTO HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-02-03 09:43:08 PM  
1 vote:
As a Ravens fan, I will never ever visit New Orleans after that blatantly obvious attempt to turn the tides with that power outage.
2013-02-03 09:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
The Ravens must've got the avian flu. Yeah. That's it.
2013-02-03 09:41:49 PM  
1 vote:
Drinking game audible: Every time Nantz says "since the power outage"...DRINK!
2013-02-03 09:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm telling you, they swapped uniforms during the black out as a joke
2013-02-03 09:40:43 PM  
1 vote:
Ha ha ha Mr 4th and 29!
2013-02-03 09:40:00 PM  
1 vote:
Say what you will, the SB MVP trophy will look very nice by the Superdome fuse box.
2013-02-03 09:38:55 PM  
1 vote:
Sarah Jessica Parker in my SuperBowl Commercials?
2013-02-03 09:37:24 PM  
1 vote:
Trying to make horseman baby?
2013-02-03 09:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
This is a great cover of that Smashing Pumpkins song.

/hat tip rickythepenguin
2013-02-03 09:37:05 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: You know, there has never been a power outage at the Masters.  They've got their shiat together in Augusta.


And that's why you don't let the biatches in.

*duck*
2013-02-03 09:36:43 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: mooseyfate: Earguy: James72: She's wearing some sort of anti-nipple slip protection

Fine.  Here.  NSFW  NSFW

You're probably the most appreciated person on Fark.

And the first one didn't link.  Try this one NSFW


You're like a T&A Butler.

/here are those upskirts you requested, sire...
2013-02-03 09:36:34 PM  
1 vote:
And all of a sudden, as if this game couldn't get any more epic, the game is an actual game again,
2013-02-03 09:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-03 09:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
Someone needs to go turn the power back off.
2013-02-03 09:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
Fish singing Blackstreet?

[imokaywiththis.jpg]
2013-02-03 09:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 09:34:14 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: This game went from the fat lady warming up to the fat lady being told to go back to the dressing room to rest her throat and lungs.


You're trying to have sex with the fat lady, aren't you?
2013-02-03 09:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
IT'S THE ALPACALYPSE
2013-02-03 09:33:59 PM  
1 vote:
This is all Psy's fault.
2013-02-03 09:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
Touchdown Manbearpig!
2013-02-03 09:33:15 PM  
1 vote:
The official T-shirt is on sale now...

i1.cpcache.com
2013-02-03 09:32:59 PM  
1 vote:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
TOUCHDOWN!!!


power-gate conspiracy ACTIVATE!
2013-02-03 09:32:13 PM  
1 vote:
PICK SIX TIME
2013-02-03 09:30:35 PM  
1 vote:

jack21221: Anquan Butterhand


I work in mysterious ways, man.


He just got taken to Sackramento.
2013-02-03 09:30:31 PM  
1 vote:
Flacco just got sacco'ed!
2013-02-03 09:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
I bet Mama Harbaugh lives in a near constant state of embarrassment.
2013-02-03 09:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
GO FOR TWO  NSFW
While you're in there, make me a sandwich?  NSFW
A white girl and a black girl. NSFW
2013-02-03 09:28:41 PM  
1 vote:
Take that Jones....you only get to tie the record
2013-02-03 09:28:17 PM  
1 vote:
After seeing that Psy commercial just now I kind of wish my power went out.
2013-02-03 09:27:14 PM  
1 vote:
And this was the last time PSY was ever seen.
2013-02-03 09:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
What in the LIVING FARK was THAT?!?
2013-02-03 09:27:07 PM  
1 vote:
You told us you were done with that song, Psy.  You lied.  Why did you lie?
2013-02-03 09:27:07 PM  
1 vote:
Heyyyyyy crack your nuts now IS NOT a good slogan
2013-02-03 09:26:58 PM  
1 vote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP
2013-02-03 09:26:55 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose this was inevitable.
2013-02-03 09:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
That Letterman/Luck ad was awesome.
2013-02-03 09:22:27 PM  
1 vote:
Doctor Who has ruined me. I totally was suspicious of the random astronaut.
2013-02-03 09:22:18 PM  
1 vote:
Nice time out 49ers, very Jets-esque.
2013-02-03 09:20:42 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: Wait, was that whole outage another ad for Stephen King's "Under the Dome"??


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 09:18:56 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: I just got a call from my dad.  You know that light switch in the basement, and no one knows what it does?

My dad flipped it.


That reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke about the guy who kept flipping a switch that had no identifiable purpose until he gets a call one day from an old lady in Germany telling him to knock it off.
2013-02-03 09:18:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, was that whole outage another ad for Stephen King's "Under the Dome"??
2013-02-03 09:16:22 PM  
1 vote:
Commercial reruns. Boooooooooooooo
2013-02-03 09:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
I just got a call from my dad.  You know that light switch in the basement, and no one knows what it does?

My dad flipped it.
2013-02-03 09:15:11 PM  
1 vote:

Foaming: try fect taa daa: I'm in nola with a police scanner. No one knows whats up. Bourbon just went in lockdown mode.

Bourbon Street has a lockdown mode?


Yes, but you have to pay extra to get into those types of bars
2013-02-03 09:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
They had 30 minutes to plan that play.
2013-02-03 09:10:31 PM  
1 vote:
start the play clock! give them delay of game penalty to start this off
2013-02-03 09:10:31 PM  
1 vote:
i987.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:10:28 PM  
1 vote:
"The Ravens had power back, the 49ers were the ones having issues"

NO shiat SHERLOCK
2013-02-03 09:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
Just want to point out, in case it hasn't been pointed out: The Niners side is the one that lost power.  Fitting as hell.
2013-02-03 09:10:07 PM  
1 vote:
They're using Telex on the sidelines? What's next, a Morse key?
2013-02-03 09:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
stantonmartin.comHold on to your butts
2013-02-03 09:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
A blown transformer?
Optimus Prime must be pleased.
2013-02-03 09:08:27 PM  
1 vote:
images.45cat.com
2013-02-03 09:08:25 PM  
1 vote:
Is power outage caused by the ghost of the little girl who was killed in the restroom during Katrina? Was a little girl killed in the restroom? I think someone died there. A guy fell or something. Curse of Katrina.
2013-02-03 09:08:05 PM  
1 vote:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:07:07 PM  
1 vote:
Sons of biatches...Nantz and Simms are back.
2013-02-03 09:06:55 PM  
1 vote:
John Harbaugh to the officials - 'Suspend play? In our moment of triumph?'
2013-02-03 09:06:29 PM  
1 vote:
GODDAMMIT WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY "-PATION"
2013-02-03 09:06:29 PM  
1 vote:
cl.jroo.me

Restart it!!!
2013-02-03 09:06:13 PM  
1 vote:

zulius: Foreplay resumes? whaaa'?


GIS for "foreplay resumes":

lolsheaven.com
2013-02-03 09:06:12 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone stay calm. Shannon Sharpe will help us through this.
2013-02-03 09:05:59 PM  
1 vote:
Neil deGrasse Tyson  @neiltyson
Beyoncé radiates about 500 Watts, is my guess. But to be certain, I'd have to run a special calculation just for her.
2013-02-03 09:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
Only time in human history where 150 million people are screaming at their TV set, saying, "Please play some more FARKing ads!"

No, by all means, let's listen to some dude tell us he guesses we are 7 minutes from resuming play.
2013-02-03 09:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
splitsider.com
2013-02-03 09:04:39 PM  
1 vote:
NFL light repair brought to you by FEMA...
2013-02-03 09:04:31 PM  
1 vote:
John is mmmmmaaaaaaaddddddd
2013-02-03 09:04:30 PM  
1 vote:
Now the rich knows how it feels to be in the Superdome in the dark...
2013-02-03 09:04:08 PM  
1 vote:
Outage clock, drink!!
2013-02-03 09:04:04 PM  
1 vote:
Hello, and thank you for calling the NFL Customer Service Line!

Your call is very important to us, but you may have a 7-10 minute wait.

Thanks again for calling the NFL Customer Service Line!
2013-02-03 09:04:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'd laugh if this happened right after the cut-off for beer sales.
2013-02-03 09:03:53 PM  
1 vote:
I figured it out.  This is viral marketing for the Steven King Dome story.
2013-02-03 09:03:33 PM  
1 vote:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 09:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
Well, at least now I finally who the current voice of NFL Films is, from watching the Puppy Bowl.
2013-02-03 09:03:05 PM  
1 vote:
"Hey Marino, let's take this blackout time to look at pictures of your bastard child!"
2013-02-03 09:02:44 PM  
1 vote:
So...
Shortly this superbowl will be fully functional?
2013-02-03 09:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
Calling it now.
#SuperBulb
2013-02-03 09:02:26 PM  
1 vote:

The Muthaship: Who would have thought that the Super Dome has sh*tty wiring?


I assumed that the wiring would have been stolen by scrappers by now.
2013-02-03 09:01:25 PM  
1 vote:

Lord of Allusions: Someone already has "SuperBowlLights" as a twitter handle.


I'm waiting for the Fark handle to start posting updates
2013-02-03 09:01:11 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: We need to have a press release to say why the power went out?


"To Whom It May Concern:

Our bad.

Thank you,
The NFL"
2013-02-03 09:01:06 PM  
1 vote:

usernameguy: They don't know what caused the outage, but they're turning everything back on.


If they turn everything back on and then it all goes out again 10 minutes later, that would be brilliant.
2013-02-03 09:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
Right now the lights are getting brighter and brighter...in fact its almost painfully bright and hot...
THE DOME IS AN EZ BAKE OVEN!!!!
2013-02-03 09:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
You know what would be awesome? If this happened again five minutes after the lights come back on.
2013-02-03 08:59:58 PM  
1 vote:
they aren't showing commercials because the advertisers only pay by the spot, and they don't want to give away spots for free
2013-02-03 08:59:42 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Will all #NASCAR drivers in attendance PLEASE show them how to switch to a backup battery?


Pablo just ran into a generator
2013-02-03 08:59:40 PM  
1 vote:
Someone already has "SuperBowlLights" as a twitter handle.
2013-02-03 08:59:27 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: They must be entirely out of commercials.


Bet they wish they'd accepted that SodaStream commercial now...
2013-02-03 08:59:11 PM  
1 vote:
15 more minutes, guys.
2013-02-03 08:58:58 PM  
1 vote:

Slog: [img32.imageshack.us image 519x95]


i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:58:42 PM  
1 vote:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Oxotoxo: Goddamn you Americans are professional, no sarcasm intended.

Are you serious?  What would have happened elsewhere?


If this was a soccer game in South America or Africa or Eastern Europe? I think we'd be looking at at least 75 dead by this point.
2013-02-03 08:58:35 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-03 08:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
Turn out the liiiiiiiiights, the party's over.
2013-02-03 08:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
All this Bane talk reminds me of the Bane outtake video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck
2013-02-03 08:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
Popped in for the snark and ya'll did not let me down.
2013-02-03 08:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
Is this like a restaurant telling you it'll be 15 minutes ??
2013-02-03 08:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
I just remembered: the Beyonce fans who went back in the tunnel after halftime. What must they be thinking?
2013-02-03 08:57:33 PM  
1 vote:
moss covered super bowl gredunza
2013-02-03 08:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
The Ravens shouldn't be worried. Ray Lewis does his best work in the dark.
2013-02-03 08:57:22 PM  
1 vote:
Moss-No Catches Lights-Off Niners Gredunza
2013-02-03 08:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
i3.squidoocdn.com  i3.squidoocdn.com  i3.squidoocdn.com  i3.squidoocdn.com
2013-02-03 08:56:42 PM  
1 vote:
@TRIPPINGOLNEY

THE STADIUM HAS BEEN CONCUSSED. DO SOMETHING, GOODELL
2013-02-03 08:56:32 PM  
1 vote:
The static electricity in Beyonce's weave discharged all at once.  It happens.
2013-02-03 08:56:12 PM  
1 vote:

Olympic Trolling Judge: gas giant: Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*Click*
Superbowl light switch rave!

The system.  Is down.


I can't believe I remember what you did there.
2013-02-03 08:55:57 PM  
1 vote:
The power is ramping up? IT DOESN'T FARKING WORK THAT WAY!
2013-02-03 08:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
These guys really have absolutely NOTHING to talk about.
2013-02-03 08:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
So who thinks that a 49er called in a favor to Buffalo Wild Wings.
2013-02-03 08:55:34 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-03 08:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: The most hilarious thing would be if it was a rogue Saints fan in charge of maintenance who did it to troll Goddell.

WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND, WHERE IS ROBSUL????????????


i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:55:15 PM  
1 vote:
So, basically, they're going to tell us "another 15 minutes" every 15 minutes.
2013-02-03 08:55:13 PM  
1 vote:
"NOLA, take control... take control of your city. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! "
2013-02-03 08:54:50 PM  
1 vote:
"I WAS WONDERING WHAT WOULD BREAK FIRST!!!  Your spirit... or... YOUR LIGHTING!"
2013-02-03 08:54:49 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, fark it, just give 'em all night vision goggles and put 'em out on the field!


None in stock, they're being used to guard Wheat Thins
2013-02-03 08:54:42 PM  
1 vote:
When Ray Lewis starts talking after the game about how God helped them win the Super Bowl, I hope someone points out that he was the only one who could stop their scoring.  The 49ers sure weren't getting the job done.
2013-02-03 08:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Ohhhhh, you think darkness is your ally? I WAS BORN IN IT... molded by it.  I didn't see the light until I played for the Ravens, and by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

The Superdome has betrayed you, because it belongs to me."


That was my next one.

You stole my bit Fredo.

YOU STOLE MY BIT.
2013-02-03 08:54:33 PM  
1 vote:
Neal Brennan  @nealbrennan
Shannon Sharpe auditioned for CBS against Leon Spinks, Mushmouth, an alligator, and a pile of sliced ham.
2013-02-03 08:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
Is this second half brought to us by Best Korea?
2013-02-03 08:53:46 PM  
1 vote:

socially inept was taken: who the hell is just tuning in?


me. Don't care about the football and I did want to see Beyonce but I was baking cookies instead. This is exciting though!
2013-02-03 08:53:45 PM  
1 vote:
It's too bad it didn't happen during the kickoff.
2013-02-03 08:53:41 PM  
1 vote:
Any word if it was that Ravens attention whoring cheerleader responsible for this yet?
2013-02-03 08:53:41 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, fark it, just give 'em all night vision goggles and put 'em out on the field!
2013-02-03 08:52:54 PM  
1 vote:
Honestly there are lots of lights on in there. Just finish the game, biatches.
2013-02-03 08:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
Cue the Heineken man-disaster at the Suoer Bowl!!!!
2013-02-03 08:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
I think there's still some hood rats leftover from Katrina raping and looting the stadium transformers.
2013-02-03 08:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
So first the lights were going to be out for 5 min, then 15, and now 20.  Sounds legit...
2013-02-03 08:52:01 PM  
1 vote:
Okay then - we are all here waiting for the dark to lift.  Good news: I cooked an excellent dinner, and everybody is full of tasty food. Other good news: we are all cheering for the Ravens, for no apparent reason we all agree. Finally, we all agreed that Beyonce is lovely to look at. My 21 year old son would gladly give a leg to be with that woman. This is a bit surreal since a 58 yr old, 49 yr old and 21 yr old, both sexes, are all drooling over the same woman.

The sad news: we have to listen to the commentators more. We get the Canadian commercials, not the cool US ones, though I expect you folks are going to get duplicates if this keeps up for long. And - it's going to be a late, late night.
2013-02-03 08:51:45 PM  
1 vote:

knbber2: Linkster: Can someone tell me what Shannon just said?

Anyone speak jive?


Leg 'er down an smack em yak em
2013-02-03 08:51:25 PM  
1 vote:
Halftime Two: Electric Boogaloo
2013-02-03 08:51:02 PM  
1 vote:
You know who's crapping themselves?  CBS programmers.  They made a big deal of "Elementary" being on at 10 after the Super Bowl, it's a BIG deal what runs after the game.

This could make the game run late, and Elementary runs at 11:00.  Disaster.

I bet celebration coverage gets cut short.
2013-02-03 08:50:56 PM  
1 vote:
hey look.  it's the "no superbowl for alex smith" charter members
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:50:37 PM  
1 vote:
Wanted for questioning...
celsius451dotcom.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-03 08:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
Ya know, it was a little chilly in Indy last year, but we were able to KEEP THE FARKING LIGHTS ON.
2013-02-03 08:50:23 PM  
1 vote:
i199.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 08:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If Darth Vader were at the Superdome, he'd be telling people to come over to the dark side.
2013-02-03 08:49:49 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: I really, really really really hope that Jim Nantz comes back on the air by saying "-PATION"


I hope he comes back wearing a different tie. ORANGE AND GREEN?
2013-02-03 08:49:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'm torn: "No Fuse League" or "Then we shall play in the shade"?
2013-02-03 08:49:23 PM  
1 vote:
Right as my son pulled the trigger on a toy gun my daughter turned out the kitchen lights, and the lights went out the Superdome.
Coincidence? I think not.
2013-02-03 08:49:16 PM  
1 vote:
What's up with this power outage?

Farking Obama!
2013-02-03 08:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
The most hilarious thing would be if it was a rogue Saints fan in charge of maintenance who did it to troll Goddell.

WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND, WHERE IS ROBSUL????????????
2013-02-03 08:48:28 PM  
1 vote:
The last time the Superdome was this blacked out
2013-02-03 08:48:12 PM  
1 vote:
"Not going anywhere for a while? Eat a Snickers."


ontariolightning: Thought The Shield was gonna come down to the field and stab Ray Lewis


BWAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-02-03 08:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
The terrorists have stopped the game so that we will get some more drinks.
2013-02-03 08:47:31 PM  
1 vote:
Half of the power goes out in the stadium, and now Clay Matthews is missing. There is no way in fark that this is a coincidence.
2013-02-03 08:47:16 PM  
1 vote:
I think every super bowl should have a surprise power outage. even during plays
2013-02-03 08:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
you know what this means?

the tennessee titans win the super bowl.  it's an obscure rule, i know, but it's there.  you can trust me, i'm a doctor.
2013-02-03 08:46:59 PM  
1 vote:
farm3.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Are my perks still active?
faqsmedia.ign.com
2013-02-03 08:45:58 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: IS SMITH shiatTING BLOOD?!?!


Should have used Chipotlaway.
2013-02-03 08:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
I guess Vilma tackled a generator as a vendetta for the Saints not being in the superbowl, or something...  =P
2013-02-03 08:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing better than this is it had been in Jerry's place.
2013-02-03 08:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! Suck it NFL
2013-02-03 08:45:09 PM  
1 vote:
imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
So which 49ers fan hit the power switch?
2013-02-03 08:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
This is to Funny. THE NFL is getting the power back on?
2013-02-03 08:44:24 PM  
1 vote:
Are they blaming Fartbong0 the Muslim Socialist Athiest on Free Republic for the power outage yet?
2013-02-03 08:44:13 PM  
1 vote:
Someone make sure Ray Lewis doesn't lose his white shirt.
2013-02-03 08:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
STEVE TASKER SAVES THE DAY!!! GO BILLS!!!
2013-02-03 08:44:08 PM  
1 vote:
I guess you could say it's...
LIGHTS OUT for the 49ers!

HAHAHAHAHAHA thanks folks I'll be here all week
2013-02-03 08:44:05 PM  
1 vote:
Whenever the power comes back, clearly Phil Simms needs to pick up with "-pation".

We've been waiting for it.
2013-02-03 08:43:55 PM  
1 vote:

sarahthustra: can i blame this on george w. bush?


George Bush don't care about super bowl people.
2013-02-03 08:43:43 PM  
1 vote:
MOAR COMMERICALS!!!
2013-02-03 08:43:25 PM  
1 vote:
Goddamn you Americans are professional, no sarcasm intended.
2013-02-03 08:43:13 PM  
1 vote:
god, what if they had to cancel the game
2013-02-03 08:43:06 PM  
1 vote:
"No weapon used against me..."

"Not so fast, Ray."
2013-02-03 08:43:00 PM  
1 vote:
The Ravens are literally playing lights out.
2013-02-03 08:42:55 PM  
1 vote:
Guess I'll sit on Fark rather than watch 20 minutes of commercials.
2013-02-03 08:42:51 PM  
1 vote:
What's next, the sprinklers?
2013-02-03 08:42:50 PM  
1 vote:
can i blame this on george w. bush?
2013-02-03 08:42:43 PM  
1 vote:
Lights out during the game? Is this taking place at Craven Cottage?

/only my fellow EPL fans will understand this
2013-02-03 08:42:37 PM  
1 vote:
That, or Uncle Rico tried throwing a football over those mountains (which are way the f*ck away from New Orleans).
2013-02-03 08:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
New Orleans turned the lights out to make it comfortable to all the 49ers who are used to playing at Candlestick Park.
2013-02-03 08:42:14 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 08:41:45 PM  
1 vote:
This pisses me off because it will be cemented in history as the "Power outtage bowl" and then it will become trivia that the niners lost.  FU(K
2013-02-03 08:41:42 PM  
1 vote:
Am I allowed to blame Entergy for this?
2013-02-03 08:41:14 PM  
1 vote:
"People of Gotham"
2013-02-03 08:41:08 PM  
1 vote:
Woo hoo! Booth mike still out.
2013-02-03 08:40:59 PM  
1 vote:
It IS the Niners playing...

www.wrapupp.com
2013-02-03 08:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Wow! Did everyone just see the reunion of Destiny's Sh-tty Special Teams Coverage right there?
2013-02-03 08:40:11 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: Roook: Bane is coming!

Ok, that's funny.


ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-02-03 08:39:29 PM  
1 vote:
Man, the last time the Superdome lost power, things did not go well
2013-02-03 08:39:18 PM  
1 vote:
KATRINA 2: SUPERDOME BOOGALOO
2013-02-03 08:39:14 PM  
1 vote:
Who the fark was on James Harrison watch?
2013-02-03 08:39:02 PM  
1 vote:
Bad:  The lights went out.
Good: Apparently the announcer mics did as well.
2013-02-03 08:38:56 PM  
1 vote:
HOLY SHIAT!!  WE BROKE THE SUPERBOWL!!!!
2013-02-03 08:38:52 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: POWER OUTAGE AT THE SUPERBOWL!


The Revenge of Katrina
2013-02-03 08:38:34 PM  
1 vote:
Game over.  Turn the lights out and go home.

And they did.
2013-02-03 08:38:31 PM  
1 vote:
Bane is coming!
2013-02-03 08:38:14 PM  
1 vote:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:38:14 PM  
1 vote:
oh my god, oh my god, this is the greatest moment in super bowl history
2013-02-03 08:38:10 PM  
1 vote:
The Ravens are playing...LIGHTS OUT XD
2013-02-03 08:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
Awesome!! Lost the mikes.

/and the power . . . uh oh
//so when the lights go on will it turn out Ray Lewis killed someone?
2013-02-03 08:37:54 PM  
1 vote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2013-02-03 08:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
Oh no, the announcer mike went out.

TOO BAD.
2013-02-03 08:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
NOLA POWEROUT IN SB!!!

LMAO!!!

shiathole!
2013-02-03 08:37:45 PM  
1 vote:
Best. Superbowl. EVAR.LIGHTS OUT!

/SORRY NVMAC
2013-02-03 08:37:39 PM  
1 vote:
YAY!!!  THE COMMENTARY DIED!!!!

HOLY SHIAT!!!!
2013-02-03 08:37:26 PM  
1 vote:

Aezetyr: am i the only one that saw the holding on the return?


THE FIX IS IN!!!!!LEVENTY!!!!!
2013-02-03 08:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
ANTICI.....
2013-02-03 08:37:17 PM  
1 vote:
POWER OUTAGE
2013-02-03 08:37:14 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is the most shameful performance I have ever seen in a Super Bowl.

That honor still goes to the Chargers.


Nope the Patriots in 1985...well 86
2013-02-03 08:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
img507.imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
gifsoup.com

Face it Niners, this game's gone
2013-02-03 08:35:12 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Should I start posting Random Pretty Girls?


Hell, at this point even I think Random Pretty Girls are called for.
2013-02-03 08:34:58 PM