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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 682
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2013-02-03 03:30:32 PM
5 votes:
Ray's first game: $17
Ray's last game: $850 (probably more like $3k)
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i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 10:53:05 PM
3 votes:
My final thoughts as a niners fan:

We got robbed on that non called holding penalty, and it will be a controversy.
We played like crap so being in that position is our own doing.
Still should have been called.

Good job dirty birds

Except for ray "reduced charges" lewis.

SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR!
2013-02-03 09:48:38 PM
3 votes:
The media has been talking about the violence in the NFL (concussions).  Yet, they keep re-showing the hits, saying terms like "bone crushing", and praising the hits of the game.  Seems like if they want to help, they'd tone down the talk on that to make it less important.
2013-02-03 08:43:43 PM
3 votes:

seventypercent: Steve Tasker is in over his head.


Steve Tasker should be in the Hall of Fame as the greatest special teams player ever, and was half of the Tasker/Gus Johnson announcing combo that was the best ever.  Your argument is invalid.
2013-02-03 07:35:15 PM
3 votes:

degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?

Oh, since the fix is in.

Wait, are you watching the same game as me?  How are the refs fixing this game?


by NOT EJECTING A GODDAMN PLAYER WHO OPENLY 2 ARM SHOVES AN OFFICIAL IN THE CHEST.

HOW THE fark ELSE CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT.  YOU MUST CHOOSE TO IGNORE ALL EXISTING RULES TO KEEP HIM IN THE GAME.
2013-02-03 07:31:37 PM
3 votes:
Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?

Oh, since the fix is in.
2013-02-03 10:11:48 AM
3 votes:
I like football, but I can't stand all they hype around the Superbowl, both before and during the game.  I'll catch the highlights on ESPN at the gym in the morning.

For the record, Ravens by 3.
2013-02-03 11:04:27 PM
2 votes:
So Ray Lewis is increasingly religious to the point of zealotry and likely suffering from a severe case of CTE.  Where have I heard that before?

cdn101.iofferphoto.com
This won't end well...
2013-02-03 11:03:52 PM
2 votes:
I dont know what happened after halftime but we suddenly had a football game on TV instead of a bunch of interesting commercials getting interrupted.
2013-02-03 10:57:35 PM
2 votes:
I am a fan of neither team.  I feel the no call at the end ruined the entire game, which was of dubious merit to begin with.  I'm guessing the refs were just tired and wanted to go home.
2013-02-03 10:56:50 PM
2 votes:
Well, congrats Ravens fans, on not blowing it in the second half to win it all. :P

My condolences to 49ers fans. You guys put up a great fight.

I must now return to Valhalla, to slumber and feed...

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2013-02-03 10:54:41 PM
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.


Please join us in NASCAR threads!
2013-02-03 10:53:56 PM
2 votes:
James72:  Most Valuable Farker
2013-02-03 10:45:28 PM
2 votes:
Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.
2013-02-03 10:36:58 PM
2 votes:
That was a clear hold.  Don't give a shiat who wins, but that's an obvious penalty.
2013-02-03 10:35:27 PM
2 votes:
The Niners were robbed. That was a hardcore hold.

Fark the Ravens.
2013-02-03 10:24:08 PM
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 10:20:03 PM
2 votes:
Win or lose Culliver should be looking for a new job tomorrow
2013-02-03 10:18:44 PM
2 votes:
I just want to make sure everyone remembers -  CHRIS CULLIVER IS THE REASON THE NINERS ARE GOING TO LOSE THIS GAME. GOOD. FRACK HIM.
2013-02-03 10:17:09 PM
2 votes:
I think the other Soda Stream commercial featured Coke and Pepsi prominently--this one, not so much.
2013-02-03 10:16:04 PM
2 votes:
Wow, the Streisand Effect got the SodaStream commercials back.
2013-02-03 10:15:55 PM
2 votes:
Well, Sodastream got to run their ad after all...
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM
2 votes:
This ad sponsored the blackout.  Without it they wouldn't be able to comeback.
2013-02-03 10:15:28 PM
2 votes:
ROFLMAO on the Tide commercial.
2013-02-03 10:15:11 PM
2 votes:
Hah, nice commercial Tide.
2013-02-03 10:15:09 PM
2 votes:
funny tide commercial
2013-02-03 10:11:06 PM
2 votes:

ramen_for_all: Prediction: 37-31, Ravens


So you predict the Ravens will miss an extra point and the Niners will get a safety?

Culliver is KILLING the niners. Seriously, he is 99% of the reason they are losing.
2013-02-03 10:09:16 PM
2 votes:

Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials


It all stems from that old Pepsi Points ad with the Harrier jet. Someone actually got together the points it said you needed to get it, and it took Pepsi three years worth of court battles to beat the guy back. 'Do Not Attempt' is everyone else's Harrier Jet Insurance.
2013-02-03 10:07:32 PM
2 votes:
Babies come from Leon Sandcastle.
2013-02-03 10:07:28 PM
2 votes:
Oddly enough...the trip from the baby planet to the Eartth....is kinda the same thing as the real thing
2013-02-03 10:07:17 PM
2 votes:
"The E*Trade Baby, on the other hand, came from the gaping maw of Hell itself."
2013-02-03 10:05:27 PM
2 votes:
We've secretly replaced #7's jitters with his normal swag.  Let's see if the Ravens notice.
2013-02-03 10:01:31 PM
2 votes:

puffy999: And middle America now wants to blow Dodge.


This.  That ad doesn't play well on Fark, but the demographic they were shooting for has wet panties and boners right now.
2013-02-03 10:00:03 PM
2 votes:
A farmer commercial without any Mexicans migrant workers?  How real can it be?
2013-02-03 09:49:42 PM
2 votes:
At this point I think the NFL should be worried about the health of the fans.  My liver hurts.
2013-02-03 09:45:49 PM
2 votes:
No matter how this ends, this is officially the craziest Super Bowl ever by a country mile. Hell, it's the craziest by a Concorde flight.
2013-02-03 09:42:46 PM
2 votes:
This may be the best Super Bowl ever.
2013-02-03 09:37:45 PM
2 votes:
As a soulless doof, that Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdales was amazing.
2013-02-03 09:37:43 PM
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 09:37:08 PM
2 votes:
Budweiser Clydesdales coming to Chicago... but the stockyards are gone now!
2013-02-03 09:33:19 PM
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 09:29:38 PM
2 votes:
I liked the PSY commercial

I would have been disappointed if there hadn't been one this year. I mean #1 youtube video of all time? That's gotta be worth a super bowl ad.
2013-02-03 09:28:17 PM
2 votes:
After seeing that Psy commercial just now I kind of wish my power went out.
2013-02-03 09:05:55 PM
2 votes:

No Line For Beer: Linkster: The power is ramping up? IT DOESN'T FARKING WORK THAT WAY!

Yes it does, actually.  The lights in the Superdome are ancient.  Unlike LEDs they take a long time to come up to full power.


They are likely 1000w metal halides and cannot hot restrike. So they have to cool down, then take about 15 minutes to warm up enough to restrike the arc.
2013-02-03 09:01:37 PM
2 votes:
Dear god CBS is horrible at filling airtime. For anyone wondering how scripted games usually are, just observe how bewildered they are to be on TV right now :P
2013-02-03 08:55:15 PM
2 votes:
So, basically, they're going to tell us "another 15 minutes" every 15 minutes.
2013-02-03 08:53:02 PM
2 votes:
I'd be willing to bet that the power went out when they pulled the power distribution for the half-time stage.
Should have waited.
2013-02-03 08:50:01 PM
2 votes:
I bet the portable bars are making crazy money right now! Don't need power at most portables and folks in Nawlins love drinking when the lights go out. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

/works at an arena
2013-02-03 08:48:48 PM
2 votes:
1. First interception thrown by a niner QB in a Superbowl.
2. Longest return for a TD in Superbowl history.

/I feel sick
//don't know how long I can watch this
///I'm going to get crushed at work
////oh well, it is what it is
2013-02-03 08:47:42 PM
2 votes:
Someone was at Buffalo Wild Wings and didn't want to leave.
2013-02-03 08:46:31 PM
2 votes:
We need this guy.

cgml.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-03 08:39:29 PM
2 votes:
Man, the last time the Superdome lost power, things did not go well
2013-02-03 08:38:51 PM
2 votes:
wizbangblog.com
2013-02-03 08:33:01 PM
2 votes:
i1020.photobucket.com

Ok, I'm officially sad now,.
2013-02-03 08:24:41 PM
2 votes:
Didn't Tina Turner already do this stuff?
2013-02-03 08:20:35 PM
2 votes:
Visually interesting, but a sonic piece of shiat.
2013-02-03 08:19:21 PM
2 votes:

FriarReb98: And there is the reunion of Destiny's Child.  You knew it had to be coming.


I swear one of them was murdered at some point.

/this show sucks - but still 1,000,000 times better than the Black Eyed Peas
2013-02-03 08:16:50 PM
2 votes:
Ok, so when is she gonna sing a song?
2013-02-03 08:14:25 PM
2 votes:
I'd rather watch this halftime show than an old The Who singing "My Generation".
2013-02-03 08:13:33 PM
2 votes:
You know what this halftime show needs right now?

GWAR
2013-02-03 08:12:00 PM
2 votes:
You know what the best halftime show ever was?

In Living Color's halftime show the year that another network hosted the game.
2013-02-03 07:48:48 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 07:45:18 PM
2 votes:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 1
2013-02-03 07:44:01 PM
2 votes:
James72, If I haven't told you before how much I love you in football threads allow me to say it now. Your screen caps are hilarious!
2013-02-03 07:41:55 PM
2 votes:
coke chase is stupid
2013-02-03 07:39:49 PM
2 votes:
JUST ABOUT PICKED OFF AGAIN
2013-02-03 07:39:45 PM
2 votes:
The commercial would've been better had the car window rolled down and a ton of weed smoke poured out.
2013-02-03 07:25:20 PM
2 votes:
The Godaddy stuff is pretty bad
2013-02-03 07:24:31 PM
2 votes:
Wow, all of the commercials this time suck ass.
2013-02-03 07:22:57 PM
2 votes:
Joe Flacco is looking like a genius for turning down that contract. If the game keeps going like this, the Ravens ownership is gonna whip out the checkbook and let him  write his own number.
2013-02-03 07:05:20 PM
2 votes:
They finally noticed the illegal contact that's been going on for a full quarter all over the place.
2013-02-03 07:03:46 PM
2 votes:
You're kidding me.  That's insane.
2013-02-03 06:46:13 PM
2 votes:
All-kissing Super Bowl commercials

And Doritos with the usual not funny, but everyone calls it funny commerical.
2013-02-03 06:44:27 PM
2 votes:
Flacco looked bored on the bench there.

"Meh, TD in the Super Bowl. No biggie"
2013-02-03 09:50:37 AM
2 votes:
So, who is going to party with the Lombardi in the French Quarter tonight? Let's go to our panel of experts to find out! :D

First up... RAINBOW DAshia

i1182.photobucket.com

the San Francisco 49ers! A popular choice. I agree that Kaepernick's tattoos make him look 20% cooler. :-)

Up next... DISCORD!

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Um, I'm pretty sure the Ray Lewis Hydra is illegal under NFL rules. I'll still put you down for the Ravens, though. o_o'

And finally, our tiebreaker... DERPY HOOVES!

i1182.photobucket.com

The... Toronto Argonauts? O_o

Derpy, they're not even in the same COUNTRY, let alone the same league! >:-(

i1182.photobucket.com

YIKES! Okay, okay! You can pick the Argonauts! J-Just DON'T burn my house down again! Okay?! O_O'

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Whew! Okay, well... it looks like we have a tie. >_>'

Personally, I have NO FREAKING CLUE who's going to win this one! I think it'll be close, with a good possibility of overtime. Aside from that, I think I'm just gonna kick back and watch the carnage unfold tonight.

Now, good luck to everyone, and enjoy the ga-

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MY HOUSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! O_O
2013-02-03 09:44:37 AM
2 votes:
For the first time in six years, my "when to make a beer run" thread got redlit.

So, want to know what's on all the pregame shows?

Check out here  and here.
2013-02-04 12:52:26 AM
1 votes:
You can't tell me that with four run attempts from the 5 yard line, the 49ers don't score. Ultimately, bad play calling doomed them.
2013-02-04 12:22:59 AM
1 votes:
I just ran down to Walgreens, lots of people out on the street doing the zombie walk & three helicopters flying around I can't tell if they're police or media but as a 49er fan I'm disappointed but over it already I got bigger things to worry about. Life goes on.
2013-02-03 11:49:26 PM
1 votes:
So ESPN can stop slobbering the knob of the Patriots now, right? Personally I'm getting tired of of all the negativity thrown my way in reaction to the agenda of a media corporation that I have no say in.
2013-02-03 11:31:42 PM
1 votes:
I blame the Voodoo guy for this game!
2013-02-03 11:19:06 PM
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: James, can we get a screenshot of the holding on crabtree? Is that possible? Thanks


farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 11:18:08 PM
1 votes:
As a Seahawk fan, I'd like to say suck it Niners and Congratulations to the Ravens for winning this game.
2013-02-03 11:09:34 PM
1 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: labbal: That nerdy kid snogging whatshernuts is in the background of a ton of movies.  The first Spiderman comes to mind immediately.
I think it was a Cracked article that pointed this out but I'm not hunting for it tonight.  I hate his ugly face right now.

He was actually a semi-regular (and had a name!) on Chuck.


And he is in his thirties, not a kid by any stretch anymore.
2013-02-03 11:08:04 PM
1 votes:
Be safe heading home, for those at work!   Don't drive, for those with liver damage tonight!
2013-02-03 11:07:16 PM
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.netwww.gonola.com
2013-02-03 11:04:58 PM
1 votes:
How is Rules of Engagement still on?
2013-02-03 11:04:35 PM
1 votes:
Damnit, Calvin Klein. I don't want to see that ad again
2013-02-03 11:03:21 PM
1 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

PROUD
2013-02-03 11:03:04 PM
1 votes:
We do need a badge.  Sorry but I don't know how.
2013-02-03 11:01:53 PM
1 votes:
Great year here on Fark, maybe not so much for us Steelers fans, but there's always next year right? At least racing starts up again soon. Thank you for the good times tonight and see you back here in just a few weeks!
2013-02-03 11:01:34 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Art Moddel is looking up at this moment and smiling at his inspirational season deciding where he can make money by moving the team and screwing the fans again

2013-02-03 11:01:29 PM
1 votes:

Olympic Trolling Judge: chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.

Hey, Moses killed a guy and God smiled on His ass.

Until he hit the wrong rock with a stick.

God has weird priorities.


I do not consider karma to be the same as God.  Just makes me want to puke that a guy that was involved in a murder gets to go out on top.  It's like watching an 80's movie, and the evil, rich kid, dickhead is victorious at the end and gets the smoking hot blonde.  It's just farking wrong.
The guy runs around beating his just about being a Man (tm) and a leader.  About how much he loves God and Jesus.  But he took part in a murder, and to this day refuses to assist in the closing of the murder case.  It's hypocritical, and makes me sick.

/not even a 9er's fan.
2013-02-03 11:01:29 PM
1 votes:
THAT was a game
2013-02-03 10:59:55 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
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2013-02-03 10:59:20 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: Orrrrrrrr not.

They should have tried it.


From there it would've been 92 yards. NINETY-TWO YARDS. I do wish it'd been a shorter punt, so that would've been an option. David Akers with a 70-yard fair catch kick to send the Super Bowl into overtime? That would be the best thing in the history of ever.

almandot: they were on the field when he lateraled were they not? :P unsportsmanlike?


Just for the record, there would've been a penalty on SF for illegally lateraling the ball out of bounds, game over anyway.
2013-02-03 10:58:17 PM
1 votes:

Fubegra: Thanks for rubbing it in that the Bears haven't won it all since Super Bowl XX.


Are you kidding? Bears fans act like it was yesterday.
2013-02-03 10:58:03 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
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2013-02-03 10:57:41 PM
1 votes:

Eponymous: labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.

Hey shiat for brains....it was before 10 in 3 of the 4 CONUS timezones.


I live in the Eastern time zone, which eeeeeeverybody knows is the only one that matters.
2013-02-03 10:57:41 PM
1 votes:
Thanks for rubbing it in that the Bears haven't won it all since Super Bowl XX.
2013-02-03 10:56:35 PM
1 votes:
God damnit they played that atrocity of a go daddy commercial again. Pass the brain bleach.
2013-02-03 10:54:48 PM
1 votes:

labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.


Hey shiat for brains....it was before 10 in 3 of the 4 CONUS timezones.
2013-02-03 10:54:33 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.


hockey and nascar do not belong in the same sentence together
Dont EVER do that again
2013-02-03 10:53:23 PM
1 votes:
Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.
2013-02-03 10:52:48 PM
1 votes:

kteela: Sunrazor: kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters.  I've loved my Balto team for 31 years.  Glad to see it.

You mean the Colts?

We do not speak that word in this household.  They are the team from Indianapolis.


Perhaps you mean the Browns then?

/I just bustin' on ya
//I'm bitter
///and a bit drunk
////Asahi FTW
2013-02-03 10:52:33 PM
1 votes:

TiiiMMMaHHH: as a patriots fan.. This makes next year's revenge all the more sweeter.  It won't be stoming Baltimore, it'll be stomping the 'super bowl champion' Baltimore Ravens.


Pats need a D before they can do that.
2013-02-03 10:52:25 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The chronology of the Super Bowl in three statements: 1.) No defense 2.) No power 3.) No call.
2013-02-03 10:51:38 PM
1 votes:

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
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Dude - thanks for all your fabulous screen shots.
2013-02-03 10:51:27 PM
1 votes:
Another game in the boat for the NFL/refs.

Not to say the 49ers were good enough to win, but this one was clearly in the bag for the Ravens. It took a power outage to give the 49ers life. They were dominated, but again, it sucks when all but one  call goes the other team's way.
2013-02-03 10:50:33 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
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2013-02-03 10:49:57 PM
1 votes:
Crowdsourcing works! The hot girls got the Coke!
2013-02-03 10:49:54 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.


Could have been worse.  Could have been the Patriots winning.

/there is no shiattier ending
//ever
2013-02-03 10:49:35 PM
1 votes:
Good game til the end when the refs quit doing their job and picked a winner by letting a team cheat to win.
2013-02-03 10:49:29 PM
1 votes:

kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters.  I've loved my Balto team for 31 years.  Glad to see it.


You mean the Colts?
2013-02-03 10:49:02 PM
1 votes:
even with the extended halftime and power outage, we still finished in about 4 hours, ten minutes
2013-02-03 10:48:55 PM
1 votes:
I may need a cardiologist.

OH MY GOD!
2013-02-03 10:48:29 PM
1 votes:
It's after 10pm.  Nobody gonna say shizz.
2013-02-03 10:48:21 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-03 10:47:21 PM
1 votes:
Ha- F-bomb!
2013-02-03 10:47:19 PM
1 votes:
FARKIN' AWESOME!
/No delay, eh?
2013-02-03 10:47:18 PM
1 votes:
Ahahaha- Flacco going "It's farking awesome!" unedited.
2013-02-03 10:47:00 PM
1 votes:
And Flacco just got miked saying 'farking awesome.'  Nice.
2013-02-03 10:46:50 PM
1 votes:

chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.


Hey, Moses killed a guy and God smiled on His ass.

Until he hit the wrong rock with a stick.

God has weird priorities.
2013-02-03 10:46:47 PM
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!


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2013-02-03 10:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Haha, lots of audible cursing.
2013-02-03 10:46:32 PM
1 votes:
Fark you, Ray-Ray.
2013-02-03 10:45:42 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, 34-31. That's a typical final score. No surprises in how it got there, none whatsoever.
2013-02-03 10:45:31 PM
1 votes:
So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.
2013-02-03 10:45:18 PM
1 votes:
What an unbelievable ripoff.
2013-02-03 10:45:16 PM
1 votes:
Game over.  Congrats Baltimore.  I need to take a cold shower now.
2013-02-03 10:45:15 PM
1 votes:
Too bad. At least it was a good ending.
2013-02-03 10:44:45 PM
1 votes:
A magician named GOB.
2013-02-03 10:44:36 PM
1 votes:
TMLO

THEY ARE PLAYING IT

OH MY GOD
2013-02-03 10:44:36 PM
1 votes:
FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!
2013-02-03 10:44:29 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAME

WE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!


There you go.
2013-02-03 10:44:04 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-03 10:43:00 PM
1 votes:
No call on the BEAR HUG by the blocker...

www.wwelivetv.com

ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?!
2013-02-03 10:42:41 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn now we all will have to suffer more Ray Lewis.
2013-02-03 10:42:35 PM
1 votes:
Strategy or not, that's a punk-ass way to end the possession.
2013-02-03 10:42:17 PM
1 votes:
DICK. MOVE.
2013-02-03 10:41:58 PM
1 votes:
Did Culliver's idiot ass go after the punter after the play?
2013-02-03 10:41:57 PM
1 votes:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 49ERS BOTCHED THAT. GAME WILL END ON THE SAFETY FREE KICK
2013-02-03 10:41:40 PM
1 votes:
What a pussy move.
2013-02-03 10:40:38 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: GAT_00: Yeah that's OPI and DPI.

What I'm saying is that Crabtree was running. When he started to get held, he started to push off. If he had just fallen to the ground everybody would have been screaming that he was diving like a pussy.


But it would have saved them.  The penalties were offsetting and I think it was a good no-call.
2013-02-03 10:40:28 PM
1 votes:
You know, I don't think I've seen one cheerleader this whole game.  WTF CBS?
2013-02-03 10:40:26 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: Well. Lurves yous guise, see you for the draft and in September. It's about to be over, one way or the other.


You should come to the NASCAR threads, they're awesome!
2013-02-03 10:39:56 PM
1 votes:
Niners probably won't get a final play. They will just get a punt return.
2013-02-03 10:39:54 PM
1 votes:
Well. Lurves yous guise, see you for the draft and in September. It's about to be over, one way or the other.
2013-02-03 10:39:43 PM
1 votes:
For two teams I didn't much care about this was a dammed good game.
2013-02-03 10:38:46 PM
1 votes:
As someone with no real favorite in this game:

That could have been called either way, or neither way. Let it go.
2013-02-03 10:38:29 PM
1 votes:
Bye everyone.  See ya next year.
2013-02-03 10:38:11 PM
1 votes:
Kaepernick wasting that timeout on 2nd and goal is going to kill them. Niners made a ton of stupid mistakes in this game, this is all on them.

Suck it, Culliver. You failed your team.
2013-02-03 10:37:55 PM
1 votes:
The only good thing about this is, as a Steelers fan:

We still will be the only team with 6 titles

BAL is gonna have to really amp up their game next year. After all, we DID beat them on the road.
2013-02-03 10:37:35 PM
1 votes:
Two wasted TOs are huge; bad no call. Not the worst of all time, but one you sometimes see.

Looks like Ginn has to return it.
2013-02-03 10:37:16 PM
1 votes:
San Fran should've taken the delay of game, the extra five yards of room would've helped the receivers.
2013-02-03 10:37:00 PM
1 votes:
Fark you, Phil

It was blatant holding
2013-02-03 10:36:58 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:36:19 PM
1 votes:
Just goes to show you that making the entire NFL post season about yourself pays off in the end. Karma took a holiday.
2013-02-03 10:36:16 PM
1 votes:
How do they not call that mugging with the entire season on the line?
2013-02-03 10:35:39 PM
1 votes:
Game over.

Holy cow, so farking close.
2013-02-03 10:35:34 PM
1 votes:
I want a Penalty.  I want a penalty NOW!
2013-02-03 10:35:26 PM
1 votes:
Wow. Staggering incompetence by the 49ers on that drive. Amazing.
2013-02-03 10:35:16 PM
1 votes:
Well that's all folks.
2013-02-03 10:35:15 PM
1 votes:
Congrats Raven fans
2013-02-03 10:35:14 PM
1 votes:
Wow, what a terrible call.

Yikes.
2013-02-03 10:35:01 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 10:34:49 PM
1 votes:
AND THIS IS THE GAME, RIGHT HERE
2013-02-03 10:34:46 PM
1 votes:
Go for the field goal to confuse the shiat out of the Ravens and then fake it for the easy TD.
2013-02-03 10:34:46 PM
1 votes:
And this is why defense wins championships

//offer void if SF scores on 4th down
2013-02-03 10:34:41 PM
1 votes:
This has been some BAD playcalling from the five.
2013-02-03 10:34:17 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: This game.

This farking game.


I know. I was supposed to be in bed half an hour ago. 4:30 is farking early.
2013-02-03 10:34:01 PM
1 votes:
thirty second timeout? What happened to the first thirty one timeouts?
2013-02-03 10:33:49 PM
1 votes:
And the coach saves Kap's ass from a delay penalty.
2013-02-03 10:33:14 PM
1 votes:
Niners continue to fark themselves.
2013-02-03 10:32:45 PM
1 votes:
Gotta get this TD...
2013-02-03 10:32:00 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: This commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.


What is it about cell phone commercials and utter douchebags?
2013-02-03 10:31:36 PM
1 votes:
OK, now THAT was the best commercial of the SB
2013-02-03 10:31:35 PM
1 votes:
This ad is ridiculously expensive for it's length.  And just not all that good.
2013-02-03 10:31:19 PM
1 votes:
since when do they sell 3 minute commercial space
2013-02-03 10:31:12 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: TWO MINUTE WARNING!

Last DogFort of the season, folks!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 3


Thank you for these throughout the year.  They're great.
2013-02-03 10:31:05 PM
1 votes:
And we finally have the worst ad of the Super Bowl.
2013-02-03 10:31:00 PM
1 votes:
This commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.
2013-02-03 10:29:43 PM
1 votes:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

Last DogFort of the season, folks!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 3
2013-02-03 10:29:24 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: OT is now officially in play.


I don't have faith SF can even get the TD here. One egg at a time.
2013-02-03 10:28:47 PM
1 votes:
get a play in before the 2 minute warning dammit
2013-02-03 10:28:30 PM
1 votes:
Ugh. I can't do my interception incantation because they're in New Orleans, and I don't fark with New Orleans voodoo.

Not that it matters at this point, as SF is about to get a TD.

Oh well, whatever happens my 8th cousin wins the Superbowl!
2013-02-03 10:27:58 PM
1 votes:
Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease beat the farking Ratbirds!

GORE!
2013-02-03 10:27:47 PM
1 votes:
down good followup.

For the love of all that is good don't let this jinx anything but credit to kaepernick for not making dumb desperate decisions for the most part.  Whether they win or lose I just don't want a Favre ending in any game really.
2013-02-03 10:27:36 PM
1 votes:
I feel like the Niners are going to leave too much time on the clock for Flacco.
2013-02-03 10:27:11 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: HOW DO YOU DROP THAT???


Heh, I've been asking that of the Ravens several times this game!
2013-02-03 10:26:58 PM
1 votes:
Oh, man, Kap will need some penicillin after that drop
2013-02-03 10:26:48 PM
1 votes:
Vernon's gonna regret that drop for the rest of his life.
2013-02-03 10:26:44 PM
1 votes:
DERPON DAVIS
2013-02-03 10:26:42 PM
1 votes:
Kaepernick DRAGON fail.
2013-02-03 10:26:39 PM
1 votes:
He dropped it!
2013-02-03 10:26:35 PM
1 votes:
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT???
2013-02-03 10:26:26 PM
1 votes:
It seems like as long as the o-line holds, SF's offense is basically unstoppable. Kaepernick either finds a receiver or has enough time to fine a seam.
2013-02-03 10:26:11 PM
1 votes:
Geez, do they even TRY to cover Kaepernick's run?
2013-02-03 10:25:17 PM
1 votes:
Ravens D against an inexperienced QB in a 4 minute drill. This will be the best Super Bowl ending in a few years, because no matter what, one Harbaugh is gonna flip his shiat.
2013-02-03 10:24:35 PM
1 votes:
Oh my God I just watched the pistachio ad.
2013-02-03 10:24:22 PM
1 votes:
I'm not sure what to think of the Dafoe Devil Mercedes commercial.  Now I just really want a movie where Willem Dafoe plays the Devil.
2013-02-03 10:23:26 PM
1 votes:
That Mercedez-Benz commercial was great.
2013-02-03 10:23:17 PM
1 votes:
DaFoe goes from a Boondock Saint to the Devil.  WTF
2013-02-03 10:23:11 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: Hokay.

Game starts now.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.

Well, one always is.


Except Jim is like the Alec of the Baldwin family. He's the one you want to slap the shiat out of, while everyone else has a beer with William and Stephen.
2013-02-03 10:22:56 PM
1 votes:
Jesus is the Devil?
2013-02-03 10:22:52 PM
1 votes:

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]


Don't worry he's just yawning and stretching. If it weren't for that power outage the game would be over by now, he's tired.
2013-02-03 10:22:41 PM
1 votes:
Come on San Fran, you've got a real chance here, don't muck it up. Like any of them are reading Fark right now.
2013-02-03 10:22:35 PM
1 votes:
If Kaepernick comes back and scores a touchdown we're going to hear about it for months and months and months.
2013-02-03 10:22:13 PM
1 votes:
Willem Dafoe!!!!
2013-02-03 10:22:02 PM
1 votes:
The good news is that, for now, this game won't come down to Akers necessarily.
2013-02-03 10:21:59 PM
1 votes:
Sign of the Cross = FG every damn time

/and here's the Satan commercial
2013-02-03 10:21:51 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: "Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."


reminds me of

www.offcolorhumor.com
2013-02-03 10:21:33 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: 49ERS SUCK AGAIN


Quick! Someone kick the plug again!
2013-02-03 10:21:27 PM
1 votes:
They need to teach these guys how to strap their helmets on.  Almost every other play some guy's helmet flies off
2013-02-03 10:20:36 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.

See.  This is what that Audi ad causes.

Which Audi ad?  I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.

Also seriously, that's what you challenge?

The rape sexual assault ad.  Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.

It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.

Flac-woah!


I realized eventually which one that was.  Is that seriously being called rape?
2013-02-03 10:20:06 PM
1 votes:
dammit dammit don't jump at this point in the game
2013-02-03 10:20:05 PM
1 votes:
That's offsides. Niners continue to destroy themselves on third down.
2013-02-03 10:19:48 PM
1 votes:
There is another SodaStream commercial that was banned with Pepsi and Coke bottles going boom.  Our corporate overlords at the NFL didn't like, I guess.
2013-02-03 10:19:36 PM
1 votes:
You know, I have a funny feeling this game will come down to the kickers.

/advantage Ravens
2013-02-03 10:19:27 PM
1 votes:

cicdle: bleh game over, ravens win.


I wouldn't say that juuuuuuust yet.  Especially after a garbage run like that.
2013-02-03 10:18:18 PM
1 votes:
FYI, that wasn't the banned Sodastream ad, this was.
2013-02-03 10:17:54 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Why would that commercial be banned?


Something about Pepsi and Coke playing off CBS and the NFL not to air it since it made them look bad.

Or something like that. I think.
2013-02-03 10:17:42 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.

See.  This is what that Audi ad causes.

Which Audi ad?  I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.

Also seriously, that's what you challenge?


The rape sexual assault ad.  Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.

It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.

Flac-woah!
2013-02-03 10:17:38 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Joe Montana stain!  Maybe NSFW


Okay that was uncalled for
2013-02-03 10:17:30 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: Whoa, WTF!??!?!

I thought Soda Stream wasn't doing a commercial????


I know right this is the most shocking thing I've seen all night.

/what a catch, big first down.
2013-02-03 10:17:27 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Well, Sodastream got to run their ad after all...


of course they did, it's not like Coke or Pepsi would give a damn, and money is money as far as CBS is concerned
2013-02-03 10:17:24 PM
1 votes:
Un.  Real.
2013-02-03 10:17:13 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Joe Montana stain!  Maybe NSFW


I trusted you, and you abused that trust
2013-02-03 10:16:58 PM
1 votes:
Tide's our new leader. Oreo in 2nd, Leon Sandcastle in 3rd.
2013-02-03 10:16:56 PM
1 votes:
Tide commercial is top 3 for me.
2013-02-03 10:16:51 PM
1 votes:
Okay 49ers are even winning challenges on ball spots.. If that's not a sign =P
2013-02-03 10:16:02 PM
1 votes:
Wait, Fark told me they banned this commercial
2013-02-03 10:15:57 PM
1 votes:
Hey...that "banned" sodastream commercial.  wow there...
2013-02-03 10:15:42 PM
1 votes:
SODASTREAM TO CBS: "STREAM IT THEN SUCK IT"
2013-02-03 10:15:42 PM
1 votes:
She washed it! That BIATCH!
2013-02-03 10:15:39 PM
1 votes:
Love the tide commercial
2013-02-03 10:15:37 PM
1 votes:
That Miracle Stain shirt was absolutely amazing. And relevant.
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM
1 votes:
That commercial would be grounds for divorce proceedings.
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM
1 votes:
SODASTREAM SWERVE!
2013-02-03 10:15:22 PM
1 votes:
I thought we weren't getting the Sodastream commercial.
2013-02-03 10:15:17 PM
1 votes:
OK.  That Tide commercial was funny
2013-02-03 10:15:13 PM
1 votes:
THAT biatch DID THE LAUNDRY
2013-02-03 10:15:03 PM
1 votes:
Stain on a Stick, baby!
2013-02-03 10:14:55 PM
1 votes:
I SAW THE STAIN!!!
2013-02-03 10:12:23 PM
1 votes:
Keep in mind, not only did Culliver just completely fark that up and ruin this quarter, but he also allowed Boldin to convert a huge 3rd down in the first quarter which kept a drive alive, and of course he let Torrey Smith get behind him and score at the end of the half.

He's been horrible and I hope he knows it.
2013-02-03 10:11:45 PM
1 votes:
Bullshiat DPI call there
2013-02-03 10:11:32 PM
1 votes:
Damn dude. Dumb play.
2013-02-03 10:11:27 PM
1 votes:
Culliver screws up again.
But at least he ain't got no gays in the locker room.
2013-02-03 10:11:26 PM
1 votes:
Wow, penalty is  huge. HUGE.
2013-02-03 10:11:17 PM
1 votes:
Finally Culliver is okay with groping a man and he gets a DPI

Know WHAT BAD TOUCH IS!
2013-02-03 10:11:03 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..


We're not allowed to present sex in this country like it's something that's nice and involves love. It's evil. And people should be ashamed about it!
2013-02-03 10:10:58 PM
1 votes:
Culliver is going to blow this for the 49ers.
2013-02-03 10:10:53 PM
1 votes:
ah sunofabiatch now the flags come out
2013-02-03 10:09:35 PM
1 votes:

ds_4815: James72, any shot of that panda with the thumbs-up in the Kia commercial? Panda-loving friend wants to know.


farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:09:17 PM
1 votes:
James72 gets the MVP of the thread for all the screen caps.
2013-02-03 10:08:57 PM
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials


that's fitting because "make no attempt" was the motto for the marketing departments
2013-02-03 10:08:43 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us

IT'S A MADHOUSE
2013-02-03 10:08:38 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..


Most people are intensely, intensely uncomfortable about anything resembling sex. This is new to you?
2013-02-03 10:08:14 PM
1 votes:
FOREVER ALONE

FOREVER FOOTBALL
2013-02-03 10:08:01 PM
1 votes:
ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..
2013-02-03 10:07:47 PM
1 votes:
 "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials
2013-02-03 10:07:30 PM
1 votes:
Kia's had some good ads this year.
2013-02-03 10:07:10 PM
1 votes:
There's your cloying commercial of the year. CUTE THINGS IN UNIFORMS
2013-02-03 10:07:08 PM
1 votes:
Okay, KIA.  That makes up for the weird robot commercial.
2013-02-03 10:06:41 PM
1 votes:
Oy... that pass went nowhere real quick.

THIS GAME WILL KILL ME, YOU GUYS, AND I'M LOVIN' IT!
2013-02-03 10:06:18 PM
1 votes:
And *that* won't come back to bite the Niners in the ass...
2013-02-03 10:06:06 PM
1 votes:
Oy, horrible 2 point attempt. That makes this much harder.
2013-02-03 10:05:57 PM
1 votes:
31 - 29, 4th 9:57
2013-02-03 10:05:29 PM
1 votes:
nice run
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 10:05:11 PM
1 votes:
OMGWTFBBQ!!  This game has entered Crazytown!!
2013-02-03 10:04:58 PM
1 votes:

tudorgurl: *sob* I miss Paul Harvey.


He had a dark side.  He was a hunter, but not your average hunter.  He liked the deadliest game.  Ray Lewis.  He knows that the man is a natural born killer, but he wanted to take down the biggest challenge you can.  it's not that cheater in the hood, it's the man with nothing left to lose.  Junior Junior Seau, if you will.

So our friend Mr Harvey decided that he was going to ruin him.  He had a bit of plastic surgery, and spent years on the plan.  He found loving parents who would adopt him, he had large amounts of skin tightening procedures done and had the scars covered by tattoos.  He had bionic implants so he could throw farther, and so he could run faster.

He is one of Dan Marino's bastard children.  He is also ready to strike, and take down his ultimate battle.  Ray Lewis.  Paul Harvey is Dan Marino's first bastard child, and also named  Colin Rand Kaepernick.

And now you know, the rest of the story.
2013-02-03 10:04:56 PM
1 votes:
Three!  Three Niners TDs!

infusionnurse.files.wordpress.com

/ah ah ah
2013-02-03 10:04:42 PM
1 votes:
It is officially sphincter pucker time in Balmer.
2013-02-03 10:04:37 PM
1 votes:
And the narrative shifts to the dropped murder charges...and touchdown..
2013-02-03 10:04:35 PM
1 votes:
TD 9ers!
2013-02-03 10:04:20 PM
1 votes:
Holy crap, they're actually talking about his murders?
2013-02-03 10:04:20 PM
1 votes:

vermicious k'nid: GAT_00: Can I vote for the lights?

2013-02-03 10:03:30 PM
1 votes:
A brilliant commercial on the part of Dodge. No hokey music, just meaningful words and understated images. For many, the late broadcaster Paul Harvey evokes a strong, reassuring, sensible image.
2013-02-03 10:03:25 PM
1 votes:
It'd be nice for the best receiver ever to get his first ring
2013-02-03 10:02:16 PM
1 votes:
Can I vote for the lights?
2013-02-03 10:02:11 PM
1 votes:
I vote Leon Sandcastle for the Super Bowl MVP.
2013-02-03 10:01:44 PM
1 votes:
Dodge thinks farmers are only 6000 years old.
2013-02-03 10:01:16 PM
1 votes:
Millions of guys will think buying a Dodge will add inches to their dick
2013-02-03 10:00:31 PM
1 votes:
And God made farm girls.
2013-02-03 10:00:05 PM
1 votes:
Sorry! Forgot to post this. o_o'

The Puppy Bowl: Part 2
2013-02-03 09:59:11 PM
1 votes:
And God named that farmer Leon Sandcastle.
2013-02-03 09:59:00 PM
1 votes:

Cheesehead_Dave: I wonder if Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning?


Doing that pussy shiat would get you smacked in the head with the controller. And those rectangle Nintendo controllers hurt like a biatch.
2013-02-03 09:56:22 PM
1 votes:
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org
s8.postimage.org

BAM
2013-02-03 09:56:20 PM
1 votes:
Well, the Niners had a good quarter....
2013-02-03 09:53:23 PM
1 votes:
I expect to see Sandcastle jerseys at Chiefs' games next season.
2013-02-03 09:53:13 PM
1 votes:

fruitloop: Longest.  3rd quarter.  Ever.

/DRINK!


My liver is already in pain. What do you WaNT FROM MEEEEE????
2013-02-03 09:52:44 PM
1 votes:
That wasn't a commercial, it was a premonition
2013-02-03 09:52:31 PM
1 votes:
Deion Sanders with an afro looks like Steve Harvey
2013-02-03 09:51:25 PM
1 votes:
Pierce is still down..absolutely no surprise.  That tackle looked sick in a subtle way.
And now he's up on the sideline. This game moves faster than I can type :/
2013-02-03 09:50:14 PM
1 votes:
This game is CA-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!

Oh shiat...something's not good there.
2013-02-03 09:49:12 PM
1 votes:
Longest.  3rd quarter.  Ever.

/DRINK!
2013-02-03 09:48:24 PM
1 votes:
Hmm.  Maybe throw it to Boldin again.
2013-02-03 09:48:13 PM
1 votes:
Massive, massive first down and gain.
2013-02-03 09:48:04 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: puffy999: This may be the best Super Bowl ever.

Notice how many times in the last 10-15 years we've redefined "best Super Bowl ever"? Makes you wonder.


This one seriously is starting to remind me of Super Bowl 25, aka Wide Right.
2013-02-03 09:48:02 PM
1 votes:
Dear Ravens:

Flacco is the one guy kicking ass tonight. Give him the ball and let him win the game.
2013-02-03 09:47:49 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn, over the last while it's becoming clear that being between Delanie Walker and his goal is a death sentence.
2013-02-03 09:47:49 PM
1 votes:

Pokey.Clyde: GAT_00: Oh look, Akers missed, let's toss a flag. Don't want to let SF lose.

Oh lord. You're one of those assholes?


Actually, I hate the Ravens.  But come on, this is a massive game shift suddenly after the Ravens were just about to put it away.
2013-02-03 09:47:02 PM
1 votes:
RT: Oh NOW you all care about New Orleans infrastructure.
2013-02-03 09:46:58 PM
1 votes:
When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay.

Expect that to be played in a montage if this game goes SF's way.
2013-02-03 09:46:52 PM
1 votes:
and that's why I'd never play football
2013-02-03 09:46:40 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Dude got LAID OUT
2013-02-03 09:46:29 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: 49ers want to set a comeback record.


There.  I quoted it.
2013-02-03 09:45:50 PM
1 votes:
Pope Hilarius  @john_e_catfish

@ChrisWarcraft It's ashamed that there are more black beer commercials in the game than African-American head coaches in the league.
2013-02-03 09:45:31 PM
1 votes:
this is a charlie kaufman screenplay.
2013-02-03 09:45:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure the Niners will have a new kicker next season regardless of who wins this game

/call it a hunch
2013-02-03 09:44:39 PM
1 votes:
Three!  Three Niners FGs!

infusionnurse.files.wordpress.com

/ah ah ah
2013-02-03 09:44:29 PM
1 votes:
Akers saved from himself.

1 score game!
2013-02-03 09:44:26 PM
1 votes:
The NFL marketing gurus really are marketing for the lulz now.

Next thing you know we're going to see ponies on the sidelines.
2013-02-03 09:44:23 PM
1 votes:
That should have been first down
2013-02-03 09:44:11 PM
1 votes:
Running into the kicker? More like the kicker falling down with a defender in his vicinity.
2013-02-03 09:43:53 PM
1 votes:
Shanked and.... FLAG?

Running into the kicker!

HILARITY TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE, YOU ARE NEEDED IN ENSUING. HILARITY TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE.
2013-02-03 09:43:52 PM
1 votes:
Akers back to his usual antics, lucky for him they ran him down.
2013-02-03 09:43:35 PM
1 votes:
LOL, this just keeps getting better.
2013-02-03 09:43:34 PM
1 votes:
THE LACES WERE IN! THEY WERE IN!
2013-02-03 09:43:21 PM
1 votes:
AKERS FAIL

OH MY GOD RAVENS RAN INTO HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-02-03 09:43:18 PM
1 votes:
Akers, you so Akers.

BUT WAIT!
2013-02-03 09:42:42 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-03 09:42:23 PM
1 votes:
craziest superbowl ever.
2013-02-03 09:41:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm beginning to believe in the power outage conspiracy.

/tinfoil hat on!
2013-02-03 09:41:31 PM
1 votes:
I'm telling you, they swapped uniforms during the black out as a joke
2013-02-03 09:41:18 PM
1 votes:
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING RIGHT NOW
2013-02-03 09:41:08 PM
1 votes:
The power outage : Ravens :: Hurricane Sandy : Romney

/study it out
2013-02-03 09:41:06 PM
1 votes:
49ers fan must've shank'd the power guys
2013-02-03 09:40:37 PM
1 votes:
ha ha ha yes fark you baltimore
2013-02-03 09:40:35 PM
1 votes:
holy farkballs what the fark am I watching?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
2013-02-03 09:40:33 PM
1 votes:
Ohhh fark, SF is coming back!

Blackout FTW
2013-02-03 09:40:28 PM
1 votes:
HOLY CRAP, this game has gone to PLAID!
2013-02-03 09:40:09 PM
1 votes:
HOLY SH*T!!!!
2013-02-03 09:39:32 PM
1 votes:

vermicious k'nid: LOL, "yards since power outage"


Next years hot fantasy stat.
2013-02-03 09:38:51 PM
1 votes:
I gotta say, I love that song, and that was a sweet ad, but meh.
2013-02-03 09:37:39 PM
1 votes:
Y U MAKE ME CRY, HORSIES?!!
2013-02-03 09:37:39 PM
1 votes:
Now, I am teary.

/farkin' clydesdales
2013-02-03 09:37:06 PM
1 votes:
And yet again, the Clydesdale commercial is the classiest one.
2013-02-03 09:36:57 PM
1 votes:
Here are your Clydesdales. they waited until no one was watching anymore.
2013-02-03 09:36:35 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: The conspiracy theorists are already theorizing how the power outage was a setup to help the 49ers win


Do I think it was a conspiracy?  No, I think it was incompetence.  Do I think it was bushleague bullshiat that affected the flow of the game unnecessarily?  You betcha.
2013-02-03 09:36:34 PM
1 votes:
And all of a sudden, as if this game couldn't get any more epic, the game is an actual game again,
2013-02-03 09:36:14 PM
1 votes:
So is god helping the 49ers with the blackout to shove it in the face of anti-gay people or is it because of the anti-gay remarks by the 49ers players? We need Jerry Falwell back to tell us!
2013-02-03 09:35:57 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-03 09:35:48 PM
1 votes:

Sunrazor: Well things have certainly gotten interesting...
Kaepernick Comeback a-brewing?


He isn't playing like Kaepernickelback anymore.

/Ngata is nada?
2013-02-03 09:35:45 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: ClavellBCMI: This game went from the fat lady warming up to the fat lady being told to go back to the dressing room to rest her throat and lungs.

You're trying to have sex with the fat lady, aren't you?


The NFL got mad and decided to stage a blackout.  They wanted a game.
2013-02-03 09:35:25 PM
1 votes:
Gold Fish covering Blackstreet....the commercials have come to this
2013-02-03 09:35:19 PM
1 votes:
That was the laziest cover of No DIggity I've ever heard.
2013-02-03 09:35:08 PM
1 votes:
Fish singing Blackstreet?

[imokaywiththis.jpg]
2013-02-03 09:35:01 PM
1 votes:
I'd fold your panties anyday.

WOW is that creepy.
2013-02-03 09:34:52 PM
1 votes:
#2 has advanced the opinion that the 49ers have out their big girl panties on.

Has anyone seen nvmac? Did he jump off the golden gate bridge?
2013-02-03 09:34:39 PM
1 votes:
Pretty sure Flannel Hitchhiker is a serial killer.
2013-02-03 09:34:37 PM
1 votes:
Now the smart move is to go for 2 here, rather than later.

The reason is if you don't get it later, you haven't gameplanned for needing the extra score.

Here if you get it, you are down 7, if not, you know you need two scores and can play like that.

Problem is, most coaches wait until the last score to actually do it which puts them at a disadvantage.
2013-02-03 09:34:13 PM
1 votes:
somebody remember to make a badge for the blackout super bowl
2013-02-03 09:33:56 PM
1 votes:
GAME ON!

media.tumblr.com
2013-02-03 09:33:41 PM
1 votes:
The conspiracy theorists are already theorizing how the power outage was a setup to help the 49ers win
2013-02-03 09:33:27 PM
1 votes:

INeedAName: The Ravens need to get back on track. That power outage hurt.


That was Myra Kraft's ghost at work.  Or a niners fan at the power co.

/someone's gon get fired.
2013-02-03 09:33:27 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 09:33:22 PM
1 votes:
This game went from the fat lady warming up to the fat lady being told to go back to the dressing room to rest her throat and lungs.
2013-02-03 09:33:16 PM
1 votes:
Gentlemen, we have a game on our hands.
2013-02-03 09:33:07 PM
1 votes:
Making it a game all of a sudden!
2013-02-03 09:32:56 PM
1 votes:
BAH GAWD KING, we have a game.

Go for 2 now, don't wait until alter
2013-02-03 09:32:51 PM
1 votes:
If the 49ers come back and win, we're going to be hearing about Powergate forever.
2013-02-03 09:32:45 PM
1 votes:
TD Niners, part deux!
2013-02-03 09:32:44 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 09:31:12 PM
1 votes:
I'm getting more and more tinfoil-ly over here about this power outage and the NFL giving the game to the 49ers.
2013-02-03 09:30:40 PM
1 votes:
my 4 guy neighbors are rooting for the 49ers and they are starting to get loud
2013-02-03 09:30:33 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe it. The awesome might just happen.
2013-02-03 09:29:30 PM
1 votes:
Psy commercial was so bad, we had to call #2 in here to see just how bad it was, and replay it, and replay the part where he's riding the pistachio three more times.
2013-02-03 09:29:09 PM
1 votes:

Kusanagi: That Kia commercial cracked me up.

FINALLY A GANGNAM STYLE REFERENCE


bla bla Gundam Star
2013-02-03 09:28:06 PM
1 votes:
That Kia commercial cracked me up.

FINALLY A GANGNAM STYLE REFERENCE
2013-02-03 09:27:34 PM
1 votes:
In happier news, that cat finally got out of the newspaper.


FARK YOU, PISTACHIO COMMERCIAL, I WENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT WATCHING GANGNAM STYLE AND YOU DO THIS TO ME
2013-02-03 09:27:18 PM
1 votes:
And that make 15 minutes Psy
2013-02-03 09:27:14 PM
1 votes:
And this was the last time PSY was ever seen.
2013-02-03 09:27:02 PM
1 votes:
You sold out, Psy.
2013-02-03 09:26:58 PM
1 votes:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP
2013-02-03 09:26:55 PM
1 votes:
I suppose this was inevitable.
2013-02-03 09:23:34 PM
1 votes:
That Letterman/Luck ad was awesome.
2013-02-03 09:22:51 PM
1 votes:

James72: thenewmissus: Earguy: James72: libranoelrose: James72: libranoelrose: thenewmissus: Beyonce accidentally showed her nipple.  I hope we don't have another Nipple-Gate.

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]

Are you on this?

I didn't see it

The woman claims it was in the first 2 minutes. Beyonce turns to the left, and BAM- nipple

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]

Great screen cap.

What have we learned?

Beyonce have no nipples at all.

It wasn't that pic.  She was faced the other way.  I thought that she flashed during the screenshot that you put up.  When I reversed it with the dvr, it wasn't her nipple.  Then later on, she turns and you can see her nipple there.  I rewound it.  It was there.  Go about 30 seconds to 1 minute farther and then when she turns to the right (I think).

I'll check. But if there is, I couldn't really post it here without getting banned for posting a nipple though


It's in her second song.  There's a low angle crotch shot of the guitar player, then it cuts back to Beyonce who is turned to her right and her costume pulls out away from her.  Full nipple.  I can't get a clear pause on my DVR, but when watching it, it's pretty clear.

I found a YouTube of the halftime show, but it's 360p so you can't see anything.  The HD videos aren't out yet I guess.
2013-02-03 09:22:18 PM
1 votes:
Nice time out 49ers, very Jets-esque.
2013-02-03 09:18:56 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: I just got a call from my dad.  You know that light switch in the basement, and no one knows what it does?

My dad flipped it.


That reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke about the guy who kept flipping a switch that had no identifiable purpose until he gets a call one day from an old lady in Germany telling him to knock it off.
2013-02-03 09:18:53 PM
1 votes:
Wait, was that whole outage another ad for Stephen King's "Under the Dome"??
2013-02-03 09:17:19 PM
1 votes:

Buckwald: Still not as big of a delay as this:  [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 263x191]


Thta was an amazing thread. Just a classic time.
2013-02-03 09:13:00 PM
1 votes:
 Still not as big of a delay as this:  encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-02-03 09:12:29 PM
1 votes:

zulius: "blown Transformer" GIS didn't have any Rule 34's in it :(


GIS has really tightened down their filter. If you want to see porn you have to actually type "Porn " now
2013-02-03 09:10:31 PM
1 votes:

kptchris: God, what a shiatty halftime show. 3 female gorilla's dressed up as hookers.


What an ugly thing to say.  Are you proud of yourself?  What a filthy, ugly, disgusting thing to say.
2013-02-03 09:10:26 PM
1 votes:
I hope the Niners win after this, now that the sideline lady just said the Ravens had no problems on their end, but all electrical went out on the Niners' end and their shiat JUST came back up.

This is totally not fair for the Niners.
2013-02-03 09:07:21 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: Who wants to bet that the Saints owner threatens to move the team without a new stadium?


Just put them all in FEMA trailers?

/ducks and exits
2013-02-03 09:05:59 PM
1 votes:
Neil deGrasse Tyson  @neiltyson
Beyoncé radiates about 500 Watts, is my guess. But to be certain, I'd have to run a special calculation just for her.
2013-02-03 09:05:56 PM
1 votes:
Hello, USA Prime Credit, New Orleans Power Corporation, this is Peggy.
2013-02-03 09:05:27 PM
1 votes:
Only time in human history where 150 million people are screaming at their TV set, saying, "Please play some more FARKing ads!"

No, by all means, let's listen to some dude tell us he guesses we are 7 minutes from resuming play.
2013-02-03 09:05:18 PM
1 votes:
I think the Saints would rather forget everything about this past season
2013-02-03 09:04:30 PM
1 votes:
Now the rich knows how it feels to be in the Superdome in the dark...
2013-02-03 09:04:25 PM
1 votes:
that guy just got his ear chewed off in front of millions of people
2013-02-03 09:03:34 PM
1 votes:
"You heard that the league did not want to comment on why the power's gone out.. but our producer talked to the head referee and he told us that play will in fact resume in a few minutes."

THOSE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER
2013-02-03 09:03:11 PM
1 votes:

almandot: Dear god CBS is horrible at filling airtime. For anyone wondering how scripted games usually are, just observe how bewildered they are to be on TV right now :P


This.  Not that people can fill time on a regular basis, but when you've filled two weeks with nothing but crap, something like this is a killer.
2013-02-03 09:02:04 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: lol if this were any other city, they would never host another superbowl EVER. because it's new orleans, they'll let this slide.


I imagine the Superdome will switch to LED lighting soon.  Less power, power up almost instantly.
2013-02-03 09:01:26 PM
1 votes:
Really NFL? You couldn't bring one of these?

www.harborfreight.com
2013-02-03 09:01:07 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Isn't CBS losing tons of money by them having the halftime show talk this whole time rather than show more ads?


That's what I thought. I figured at the least they'd be running a lot more of their CBS show promos. That should be better pub for the network rather than hearing Shannon Sharpe run his mouth.
2013-02-03 08:59:45 PM
1 votes:
Well, now is certainly a good time for some Random Pretty GirlsTM

Let's say these are all NSFW

LINK

LINK

LINK
2013-02-03 08:59:35 PM
1 votes:
POWER SURGE?!

Great, this turned into an episode of Nick Arcade.
2013-02-03 08:59:32 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:59:32 PM
1 votes:

Roook: Why don't they show the cheerleaders more?


I know. They are doing some serious aerials in the background
2013-02-03 08:59:27 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: They must be entirely out of commercials.


Bet they wish they'd accepted that SodaStream commercial now...
2013-02-03 08:58:49 PM
1 votes:
The NFL did market research and realized the key demographic of 18-49 year old men love the lulz.  And they have delivered.
2013-02-03 08:58:35 PM
1 votes:
If you guys would've had Weird Al Yankovic as your halftime act, this wouldn't have happened.

Just sayin'.


skinink: "NOLA, take control... take control of your city. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! "


HAHAHAHAHAH, YES

irishman4: Earguy: Buh Gawd, King, THE SHIELD IS OUT HERE, SLAMMING THE ROCK FLACCO ON THE TABLE!


Just before the lights went you, you heard Kaepernick call out:

SIERRA!

HOTEL!

INDIA!

ECHO!

LIMA!

DELTA!
2013-02-03 08:58:35 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-03 08:58:29 PM
1 votes:
Wow, this is apparently what it takes to get me interested in the superbowl, cause I just turned it on. This part kicks ass!
2013-02-03 08:58:16 PM
1 votes:
lol if this were any other city, they would never host another superbowl EVER. because it's new orleans, they'll let this slide.
2013-02-03 08:58:13 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: TIme for a BEER RUN


Todd Snider? Your stock has now quadrupled in my book.
2013-02-03 08:58:06 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: These guys really have absolutely NOTHING to talk about.


This is reminding me of the Favre/Rodgers exchange from the NFL Honors last night: "Well, that was awkward."
2013-02-03 08:57:38 PM
1 votes:
They should put a battery meter up on the screen like your cellphone for Superdome Power.

Stuck at 85%.
2013-02-03 08:57:02 PM
1 votes:

bulldg4life: Another fifteen minutes

Holy god the NFL and CBS is crapping themselves


I'm thinking they hit the jackpot as far as getting extra advert dollars. Anyone know anything about this? More breaks, more $$??

/sixflags
2013-02-03 08:56:10 PM
1 votes:
Plenty of light for the players, not so much for the TV cameras.  Hypocrites!  guess we know who wears the pants here...
2013-02-03 08:55:57 PM
1 votes:
The power is ramping up? IT DOESN'T FARKING WORK THAT WAY!
2013-02-03 08:55:32 PM
1 votes:
Smoke break time at the Deville household! Also, much hilarity abounds here tonight.
2013-02-03 08:55:23 PM
1 votes:
Another fifteen minutes

Holy god the NFL and CBS is crapping themselves
2013-02-03 08:55:12 PM
1 votes:
This should greatly aid the scene later on Bourbon Street.
2013-02-03 08:55:05 PM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Honestly there are lots of lights on in there. Just finish the game, biatches.


Looks like the scoreboards, play clocks, etc. are also off.
2013-02-03 08:54:42 PM
1 votes:
When Ray Lewis starts talking after the game about how God helped them win the Super Bowl, I hope someone points out that he was the only one who could stop their scoring.  The 49ers sure weren't getting the job done.
2013-02-03 08:53:45 PM
1 votes:
22 points had better farking be enough. You think the Seahawks biatching about that SB was bad? I will personally make this worse...
2013-02-03 08:53:45 PM
1 votes:
So, without a game clock they can't play?  Someone give the refs a friggin stopwatch.  Football can be played in the snow, the rain, the ice, even thunderstorms don't stop the games for long.  It's dark????  WTF???

PLAY BALL!
2013-02-03 08:53:11 PM
1 votes:
Coaches finding out the situation from the sideline reporters. All of you who said sideline reporters are completely useless, SO THERE.
2013-02-03 08:52:33 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: Oh Fark, I know I haven't been able to post much lately, but this all reminds me of how much I just LOVE YOU!


Seriously. I love the internet right now.

Fark and FB is cracking me up so much.
2013-02-03 08:52:16 PM
1 votes:
God I want the 49ers to win now. Can you imagine how Ray Lewis will react?
2013-02-03 08:52:04 PM
1 votes:
So the Superdome staff just got their fark you in to The Rog.
2013-02-03 08:51:05 PM
1 votes:
"Ohhhhh, you think darkness is your ally? I WAS BORN IN IT... molded by it.  I didn't see the light until I played for the Ravens, and by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

The Superdome has betrayed you, because it belongs to me."
2013-02-03 08:51:02 PM
1 votes:
You know who's crapping themselves?  CBS programmers.  They made a big deal of "Elementary" being on at 10 after the Super Bowl, it's a BIG deal what runs after the game.

This could make the game run late, and Elementary runs at 11:00.  Disaster.

I bet celebration coverage gets cut short.
2013-02-03 08:50:16 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If Darth Vader were at the Superdome, he'd be telling people to come over to the dark side.
2013-02-03 08:49:40 PM
1 votes:
Rog cut the power to keep people intrigued before they turned off their TVs
2013-02-03 08:49:24 PM
1 votes:
Good news is we're burning all the commercials, so maybe they won't have to manufacture any breaks later in the game.
2013-02-03 08:49:23 PM
1 votes:
Right as my son pulled the trigger on a toy gun my daughter turned out the kitchen lights, and the lights went out the Superdome.
Coincidence? I think not.
2013-02-03 08:49:19 PM
1 votes:

germ78: If they're waiting for the lights to come back on, we'll be waiting for a while.

/can take upwards of 20 minute to take full effect


Yep, the power is probably back on, but the lights have to cool to be turned back on.
2013-02-03 08:48:42 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-03 08:48:32 PM
1 votes:
The most hilarious thing would be if it was a rogue Saints fan in charge of maintenance who did it to troll Goddell.

WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND, WHERE IS ROBSUL????????????
2013-02-03 08:48:29 PM
1 votes:
So, did anyone have a prop bet for a power outage during the game?  Odds must have been pretty long on that one.
2013-02-03 08:47:39 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:47:36 PM
1 votes:
Well, we've had a couple of good Superbowls recently - we were due for a clusterf**k.
2013-02-03 08:47:35 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: seventypercent: Steve Tasker is in over his head.

Steve Tasker should be in the Hall of Fame as the greatest special teams player ever, and was half of the Tasker/Gus Johnson announcing combo that was the best ever.  Your argument is invalid.


Gus gave us one of the best commercials thus far tonight.  Like the goat one, love all the Stevie Wonder ones, but we started with Gus going full Gus.  It's hard to get better from there.
2013-02-03 08:47:11 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: Okay, who had a prop bet on the lights going out?


They just became a billionaire.
2013-02-03 08:46:54 PM
1 votes:
Only in New Orleans.
2013-02-03 08:46:45 PM
1 votes:
This is god throwing a flag
2013-02-03 08:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Advertisers will love this shiat.
2013-02-03 08:46:43 PM
1 votes:
So this game started 2:15 ago, and we're only barely in the second half.
2013-02-03 08:46:39 PM
1 votes:
grumpycatpics.com
2013-02-03 08:45:58 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: IS SMITH shiatTING BLOOD?!?!


Should have used Chipotlaway.
2013-02-03 08:45:50 PM
1 votes:
Oh, man.  This is a whole new ball game now.  They've gotten a rest, a stretch, when do they get this?  Halftime, are they stretching?  Prolly not.  Wow.
2013-02-03 08:45:44 PM
1 votes:
What is more likely - sabotage by a Saints fan to get back at Goodell, or sabotage by Alex Smith to get back at the world?
2013-02-03 08:45:06 PM
1 votes:
Might as well re-post Men On Football. Six Minutes of hilarity.
2013-02-03 08:44:54 PM
1 votes:
If Weird Al had performed, this never would have happened.
2013-02-03 08:44:52 PM
1 votes:
IS SMITH shiatTING BLOOD?!?!
2013-02-03 08:44:26 PM
1 votes:
I believe the happiest man in New Orleans is Steve Tasker.
2013-02-03 08:44:10 PM
1 votes:
You get payed more than enough to play in the dark.
Get out the night vision cameras.
2013-02-03 08:43:21 PM
1 votes:
Someone better be using this break to DVR back and find that Beyonce titty
2013-02-03 08:43:16 PM
1 votes:
It reminds me of the awesomeness of streaming MLBTV through PS3.

Where, you can turn the announcers off and just watch the game like you are there.
2013-02-03 08:43:12 PM
1 votes:
Okay, who had a prop bet on the lights going out?
2013-02-03 08:43:05 PM
1 votes:
As a ravens fan, I'm upset because of the momentum stoppage. As an NFL fan, this is both hysterical and embarrassing.
2013-02-03 08:42:34 PM
1 votes:
New Orleans turned the lights out to make it comfortable to all the 49ers who are used to playing at Candlestick Park.
2013-02-03 08:41:47 PM
1 votes:
Just like Christmas lights, half go out and half stay on.
2013-02-03 08:41:29 PM
1 votes:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S AN EVERYONE DRINK!!1
2013-02-03 08:41:14 PM
1 votes:
"People of Gotham"
2013-02-03 08:40:46 PM
1 votes:
E*Trade Baby will continue to be the worst thing that happened to mankind since... look, it's really really bad, okay?
2013-02-03 08:40:42 PM
1 votes:
"No hidden fees."

Translation: All of our fees are right there on the invoice.
2013-02-03 08:39:51 PM
1 votes:
Is this Black Sunday except that the terrorists' only demand is the head of Roger Goodell?
2013-02-03 08:39:20 PM
1 votes:
The best part is that it happened where the announcers speak. LOLOLOLOLOLOOL
2013-02-03 08:39:15 PM
1 votes:
what the fark?! blackout?!

are you serious, new orleans?
2013-02-03 08:39:02 PM
1 votes:
Bad:  The lights went out.
Good: Apparently the announcer mics did as well.
2013-02-03 08:38:36 PM
1 votes:
Even the grounds crew knows its over.
2013-02-03 08:38:34 PM
1 votes:
Game over.  Turn the lights out and go home.

And they did.
2013-02-03 08:38:14 PM
1 votes:
oh my god, oh my god, this is the greatest moment in super bowl history
2013-02-03 08:38:13 PM
1 votes:
Power out to the broadcast booth, too, hey?
2013-02-03 08:38:06 PM
1 votes:
We lost power. Cancel the game, lets start again tomorrow
Everyone gets off work
2013-02-03 08:37:58 PM
1 votes:
are you kidding me?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
2013-02-03 08:37:40 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: OF COURSE!!!


OF COURSE!!! :D


Well... that was... something.

THE LIGHTS GAVE UP ON THE 49ERS, TOO
2013-02-03 08:37:39 PM
1 votes:
YAY!!!  THE COMMENTARY DIED!!!!

HOLY SHIAT!!!!
2013-02-03 08:37:18 PM
1 votes:
ANTICI.....
2013-02-03 08:37:17 PM
1 votes:
POWER OUTAGE
2013-02-03 08:37:10 PM
1 votes:

Mr.Tangent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is the most shameful performance I have ever seen in a Super Bowl.

You're obviously not a Bills fan like me.


The Bills at least made an effort. 109-yard return? Three up-for-grabs bomb completions? They quit at the coin toss.
2013-02-03 08:36:43 PM
1 votes:
This is ND/Bama all over again. I wonder what else is on...
2013-02-03 08:36:36 PM
1 votes:
This is approaching Bears/Pats, Redskins/Broncos, Cowboys/Bills territory.
2013-02-03 08:35:37 PM
1 votes:
This would be the most awesome come back ever
2013-02-03 08:34:58 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: davidphogan: I'm tempted to look up Mark Waller's phone number and at least plant the seed. As CMO he has to have some pull, and based on the NFL and Play 60 ads, he's got to have a sense of humor.

Put on a cape, superhero, because you deserve it!


I'm almost drunk enough to email him, and I think I just found his email address and his executive assistant's.  I'm tempted...
2013-02-03 08:33:49 PM
1 votes:
okay now im just watching this for kate uptons tit spectacular
2013-02-03 08:33:30 PM
1 votes:
No superz bowls SF, not yours cannot haz.

people-equation.com
2013-02-03 08:33:08 PM
1 votes:
That's one way to keep Flacco off the field.
2013-02-03 08:32:40 PM
1 votes:
Let's go home.
2013-02-03 08:32:35 PM
1 votes:
109.  A record that, by rule, cannot be broken.  Jerk.
2013-02-03 08:32:31 PM
1 votes:
Game over.
2013-02-03 08:32:26 PM
1 votes:
WUT?! lol  game over man, game over
2013-02-03 08:32:24 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:32:24 PM
1 votes:
What the fark just happened?
2013-02-03 08:32:22 PM
1 votes:
HOLY CRAP 109 YARDS!
2013-02-03 08:32:05 PM
1 votes:
Thinking some local commercials got in there.  No scientology ads here in Indianapolis.
2013-02-03 08:28:57 PM
1 votes:
Lame! Don't show me old commercials during the farking Super Bowl Honda!
2013-02-03 08:28:55 PM
1 votes:
WTF Hot broke girls writers, you can't even come up with one funny line?  That's all you had to do.  Show the hot girls and have them say just one funny thing.  Add a million viewers!(at least for a week) And you couldn't even do that.  Such sad, sad fail.
2013-02-03 08:28:05 PM
1 votes:
Kat Dennings on a stripper pole?

CBS, you had my curiosity. Now, you have my attention.
2013-02-03 08:27:40 PM
1 votes:

Altitude5280: Halftime Freeper impact-
Time for White America to boycott the NFL.
The league is anti-white, proves it more and more with every passing year.
Let the homosexuals and the filthy degenerate communists and welfare cases buy tickets to these thug fests.
I will never spend another dime on the NFL again.


*plays tiny violin for bigots*
2013-02-03 08:26:42 PM
1 votes:
You're better than this, Kat Dennings.
2013-02-03 08:23:16 PM
1 votes:
Jesus H Christ, It IS Idiocracy!
2013-02-03 08:21:24 PM
1 votes:

LordRosco: Prince


Prince was great, if only because after "incredibly puritan opening", you had Prince's devil c---.

//At least Madonna was incredibly garish and awesome if only for the sheer spectacle of it.
2013-02-03 08:20:59 PM
1 votes:
2013-02-03 08:20:14 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Can we PLEASE PLEASE have one of THESE TWO for the next halftime show!?
2013-02-03 08:19:56 PM
1 votes:
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, RUN UP THERE RIGHT FARKING NOW
2013-02-03 08:19:19 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if Kelly and Michelle resent having to perform Beyonce's solo songs and basically take the role of the backup dancers.
2013-02-03 08:18:21 PM
1 votes:
the ex boyfriend thought kelly was the prettier of the 3 in destiny's child
2013-02-03 08:15:49 PM
1 votes:
The background track singers are singing more than Beyonce. She is just shouting into the mic at various points. Poor show.
2013-02-03 08:15:09 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: The Muthaship: Why do they let people other than Prince do the halftime show.

Weird Al would also be acceptable.


As would the Foo Fighters, Van Halen, and AC/DC. Outside of that... I dunno, Rage?

/Half kidding
2013-02-03 08:14:40 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:13:46 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Why do they let people other than Prince do the halftime show.


Weird Al would also be acceptable.
2013-02-03 08:13:39 PM
1 votes:
You know...Beyonce doesn't look like herself. I think she did something to her nose.
2013-02-03 08:13:33 PM
1 votes:
OK, she's not lip-synching, she's just not singing.

WHOA CRAZY EYES THERE
2013-02-03 08:12:35 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: cookiefleck: DamnYankees: cookiefleck: i know she has DAT ASS, but.... Beyonce' annoys me. So self important with no visible sense of humor.

She was in an all time great SNL sketch. Granted it was as the straight man, but it takes a sense of humor to be willing to do that.

lol paris hilton hosted SNL, all those skits are written by funnier people.

And Paris Hilton clearly does have a sense of humor. You may not like her regardless, but that's not the point.


Tina Fey said she was the worst host they had in her time there. Impossible to work with and far to high and mighty to do any of the work.
2013-02-03 08:11:47 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 08:11:24 PM
1 votes:
That stage needs more stripper pole.
2013-02-03 08:10:59 PM
1 votes:
Uh, did they forget to pack the melody?
2013-02-03 08:10:50 PM
1 votes:
What wardrobe is there TO malfunction??
2013-02-03 08:10:43 PM
1 votes:
Come on wardrobe malfunction!
2013-02-03 08:10:33 PM
1 votes:
Bring on the lip sync Diva
2013-02-03 08:10:19 PM
1 votes:
She's totally lip syncing.
2013-02-03 08:09:35 PM
1 votes:
i don't believe any of those photos were fan submitted. at all.
2013-02-03 08:09:30 PM
1 votes:
This is...

i666.photobucket.com
2013-02-03 08:09:20 PM
1 votes:
Crowdsourced? Those all looked like actors.
2013-02-03 08:08:58 PM
1 votes:
WTF is this sh*t?
2013-02-03 08:07:16 PM
1 votes:

James72: Gosling: I've got Oreo winning the Ad Bowl so far. I don't know about you guys.

I like the Taco Bell ad, because I plan on going to raves when I retire


I went to a rave when I was about 45.  The most interesting thing to me about it was everyone dancing to the thumping music...just dancing, kind of blank-faced.  Then, the DJ dropped a few bars of the Police's "Message in a Bottle", and the place erupted.  I have to think that even younger fans of rave music like real music even more.
2013-02-03 08:05:25 PM
1 votes:
i know she has DAT ASS, but.... Beyonce' annoys me. So self important with no visible sense of humor.
2013-02-03 08:03:51 PM
1 votes:

Incorrigible Astronaut: katzrc: Amazing commentary courtesy of The iron Sheik:


The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
The jacoby jones not the SD Jones he the real


Jacoby Jones, not SD Jones, is the real deal

5m The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
The taco bell show the Betty white pussy to sell the dead dog food taco


Taco Bell went with old people to sell dead dog meat tacos

16m The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Kaepernick show he the paper dick tonight unless he impress the legend after the beyonce give world camel clutch


Kapernick  is a paper dick unless he has a better second half after Beyonce gives a good half-time show

24m The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
Milk the real not like the jabroni Pepsi Next


Milk is the real deal not like Pepsi Next

28m The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
The Nikolai Volkoff live in the Baltimore and if I see him I beat the fark out of him if I want anytime I want


Nikolai Volkoff lives in Baltimore and I will kick his his ass wherever, whenever

Could someone translate that into honky?
2013-02-03 08:03:45 PM
1 votes:
img208.imageshack.us
2013-02-03 08:03:42 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: I was just reminiscing of the time In Living Color had a halftime show to compete with the other network.  Look up "Men on Football" and laugh your ass off.

MTV once had a special halftime Beavis and Butthead too.


The Oilers and the Packers.

When I bend over reach between my legs and grab the little blue ball.

Damn that thing was funny and pissed a lot of people off.
2013-02-03 08:02:29 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: degenerate-afro: socially inept was taken: Leader O'Cola: your insinuation that because I object to TERRIBLE CONSCIENTUOUS-BASED OFFICIATING DECISIONS AGAINST WELL-DEFINED RULES means that I am a fan of a team involved paints you as a shiat-stirring troll who can't defend the point raised.

Who pushed the official?

He's upset about Cary Williams (#29).  After Williams was hit from behind by a 49ers player (which is why his helmet got knocked off), he was chipy, an official walked up to him to get him to calm down and Williams pushed him out of the way.  Leader O'Cola then claims that the game is fixed because the Ravens player wasn't thrown out, however the player who cheap shot Williams also should have been thrown out of the game.

Yes, they both should have been thrown out.  Why weren't they?


I dont understand, one of the hit a guy after the play, that's 15 yards.  But going crazy and shoving a ref is an ejection in any game but the super bowl.
2013-02-03 08:02:28 PM
1 votes:
I fully expected the Niners to be behind at the half, but not by 15.  3, maybe 7.

This is not the Superbowl I dreamed of.

Still a chance, I suppose, but Baltimore has to start screwing up.

Fark you Ray Lewis, you complicit a$$hole.
2013-02-03 08:02:11 PM
1 votes:
Steven King wrote a book about Dalaran?
2013-02-03 08:01:26 PM
1 votes:
I wish they still had Celebrity Deathmatch, if only to have a new episode during the halftime shot.
2013-02-03 08:01:16 PM
1 votes:

Lorelle: Earguy: I was just reminiscing of the time In Living Color had a halftime show to compete with the other network. Look up "Men on Football" and laugh your ass off.

MTV once had a special halftime Beavis and Butthead too.

That has to be the best alternate halftime show of all time. :)


You've got six minutes, right?

"I like the Oilers and the Packers!"
2013-02-03 08:00:57 PM
1 votes:
I was the only one in the office that picked the Ravens to win. Granted, it's half-time, but all through the playoffs, they're the ONLY ones who looked like they REALLY wanted it, the 49er's seemed like they got "lucky" more often, and the desire usually overcomes luck...
2013-02-03 08:00:35 PM
1 votes:
Oh, also the Ravens are in Kaepernick's head right now. They got him in Grossman meltdown mode.
2013-02-03 07:59:53 PM
1 votes:
Kitty halftime show!
2013-02-03 07:59:21 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: I was just reminiscing of the time In Living Color had a halftime show to compete with the other network.  Look up "Men on Football" and laugh your ass off.

MTV once had a special halftime Beavis and Butthead too.


That has to be the best alternate halftime show of all time. :)

/damn, the Ravens are AWESOME
2013-02-03 07:58:40 PM
1 votes:

Korb: Can somebody explain to this football noob why that TD was good after the guy was down on the ground like that and he got back up?  I am utterly confused.


Unlike College and HS, in the NFL a player isn't down until a member of the opposing team touches him.
2013-02-03 07:57:57 PM
1 votes:

Korb: Can somebody explain to this football noob why that TD was good after the guy was down on the ground like that and he got back up?  I am utterly confused.


Because he isn't "down" if nobody touches him.
2013-02-03 07:57:48 PM
1 votes:
Kapernick just choked like mama Cass.
2013-02-03 07:57:03 PM
1 votes:

Korb: Can somebody explain to this football noob why that TD was good after the guy was down on the ground like that and he got back up?  I am utterly confused.


The Touchdown, he wasn't touched by the defender while down.

That last one, Ed Reed touched him while down, thus Down By Contact.
2013-02-03 07:57:00 PM
1 votes:

SomebodyElsesShoes: It doesnt matter, you would literally have to murder someone to get ejected from the super bowl. The refs will give you every chance they can.


It either gets you ejected or a featured pre-game interview.
2013-02-03 07:56:22 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Geez, how much time clicked off after the whistle?  Don't they stop the clock to move the chains?


In college football, they do, but not in the NFL.
2013-02-03 07:56:20 PM
1 votes:
Now MIGHT be a good time for a field goal.
2013-02-03 07:55:42 PM
1 votes:

Korb: Can somebody explain to this football noob why that TD was good after the guy was down on the ground like that and he got back up?  I am utterly confused.


He's only considered down if he's touched by a defensive player.
2013-02-03 07:53:45 PM
1 votes:

Grote-Man: As a Bengals fan, I hate the Ravens. That said, having my heart broken in 1989, I'm enjoying the 49ers getting embarrassed.


As an ex-Cowboys fan who left the NFL in '81 due to the 49'ers and childhood butthurt all I can say is....  GO RAVENS.

/holds a grudge a long time
2013-02-03 07:53:43 PM
1 votes:
one minute till toilet flush armagheddon
2013-02-03 07:51:25 PM
1 votes:
Put in Smith!
2013-02-03 07:51:00 PM
1 votes:
get  ready to have ray lewis quoting bible scripture and fake sob while wearing his super bowl champ t shirt
2013-02-03 07:50:55 PM
1 votes:

Twitch Boy: Don't worry, Niners. I'm here to tell you #itgetsbetter.

2013-02-03 07:50:01 PM
1 votes:
Did Flacco just tie the post-season record for touchdowns without an interception?
2013-02-03 07:49:56 PM
1 votes:
Don't worry, Niners. I'm here to tell you #itgetsbetter.
2013-02-03 07:49:30 PM
1 votes:
What was that, I don't even.
2013-02-03 07:49:25 PM
1 votes:
FLACCO DRAGON!

Culliver looks afraid to touch any guys out there.
2013-02-03 07:48:54 PM
1 votes:
That's game
2013-02-03 07:48:46 PM
1 votes:
Deep TD Ravens!!!!
2013-02-03 07:47:07 PM
1 votes:
Old people rock!
2013-02-03 07:46:37 PM
1 votes:

socially inept was taken: Leader O'Cola: your insinuation that because I object to TERRIBLE CONSCIENTUOUS-BASED OFFICIATING DECISIONS AGAINST WELL-DEFINED RULES means that I am a fan of a team involved paints you as a shiat-stirring troll who can't defend the point raised.

Who pushed the official?


He's upset about Cary Williams (#29).  After Williams was hit from behind by a 49ers player (which is why his helmet got knocked off), he was chipy, an official walked up to him to get him to calm down and Williams pushed him out of the way.  Leader O'Cola then claims that the game is fixed because the Ravens player wasn't thrown out, however the player who cheap shot Williams also should have been thrown out of the game.
2013-02-03 07:46:26 PM
1 votes:
Lemon party!
2013-02-03 07:46:25 PM
1 votes:
OK, Taco Bell that was hilarious.

Nicely done.
2013-02-03 07:45:55 PM
1 votes:
Shut up Flacco.  You're not getting Brady calls yet.
2013-02-03 07:44:36 PM
1 votes:

tudorgurl: Wow...Jared's kept 200 lbs off for 15 years. Huzzah.


Broke up with his girlfriend.
2013-02-03 07:42:32 PM
1 votes:
I vote they all die of thirst.
2013-02-03 07:42:14 PM
1 votes:
I bet the Colombian wins the Coke Chase.
2013-02-03 07:41:46 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:40:02 PM
1 votes:
Kaepernick looking every bit like a guy with only ten starts right now.
2013-02-03 07:38:58 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:38:58 PM
1 votes:
Nice job, Goodell.  Use a human shield.
2013-02-03 07:38:45 PM
1 votes:
Samantha Gordon probably could've made that fake punt successful.
2013-02-03 07:38:20 PM
1 votes:
That VW commercial was not racist, okay? It was just really farking stupid.
2013-02-03 07:38:03 PM
1 votes:

degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?

Oh, since the fix is in.

Wait, are you watching the same game as me?  How are the refs fixing this game?

by NOT EJECTING A GODDAMN PLAYER WHO OPENLY 2 ARM SHOVES AN OFFICIAL IN THE CHEST.

HOW THE fark ELSE CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT.  YOU MUST CHOOSE TO IGNORE ALL EXISTING RULES TO KEEP HIM IN THE GAME.

How about your team hold onto the ball and stop throwing interceptions and cheap shots at Ravens players?



I don't have a team in the game, DIPshiat.

How about you address my ACTUAL POINT.

DEFEND NOT EJECTING A PLAYER WHO ASSAULTS AN OFFICIAL.


/ or DIAF
// seriously.
2013-02-03 07:37:13 PM
1 votes:
What the hell?
2013-02-03 07:36:25 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lord of Allusions: Amongst all this, it's starting come out that Ali is near death.

Damn.

That farkin' sucks.

If I were in that body, I'd be wishing for the release of death.  Same as that Ravens guy with advanced ALS.


Sadly, his brother says he is "in God's hands"

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/03/Muhammad-Ali-could-have-days-to-l iv e/4321359923142/

/Fake!!!
//fail
2013-02-03 07:36:24 PM
1 votes:
You can tell Ray Lewis is old, because a fight broke out and no one got stabbed.  Just retire already.
2013-02-03 07:36:21 PM
1 votes:
Stupid fake may cost them later
2013-02-03 07:36:02 PM
1 votes:
LOL! That was a fun fake, even though it didn't work.
2013-02-03 07:34:14 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lord of Allusions: Amongst all this, it's starting come out that Ali is near death.

Damn.

That farkin' sucks.


If I were in that body, I'd be wishing for the release of death.  Same as that Ravens guy with advanced ALS.
2013-02-03 07:33:40 PM
1 votes:
First time a 49'ers QB has been intercepted in the SB. This is the first time in recent history that a 49'ers QB has sweated in a SB. Montana and Young had some games that it looked like they were just doing an offensive walk through.
2013-02-03 07:33:23 PM
1 votes:
This blows.
2013-02-03 07:32:44 PM
1 votes:
I'm kinda surprised Williams didn't get ejected for getting up while flipping out and shoved the ref. i would rather the ravens win but you cant do that.
2013-02-03 07:32:36 PM
1 votes:
Good luck getting Ray Lewis' uniform after this game...
2013-02-03 07:32:14 PM
1 votes:
Where's the disincentive if for fighting, nothing at all happens bad to either team? Someone needs to get ejected.
2013-02-03 07:31:29 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: This is going to get ugly if this continues.

Both scorewise, and on the field.


Pretty soon I'll need to start looking for Random Pretty Girls to post.  Of course, I'll post during the game so as not to interrupt the commercials.
2013-02-03 07:30:51 PM
1 votes:
This. Is. AWESOME.

I love this game!
2013-02-03 07:30:50 PM
1 votes:
Should have nipped it in the bud and tossed both players
2013-02-03 07:30:22 PM
1 votes:
Kap finally accomplished something Montana and Young couldn't. Legacy!
2013-02-03 07:30:09 PM
1 votes:
This is going to get ugly if this continues.

Both scorewise, and on the field.
2013-02-03 07:28:50 PM
1 votes:
This is officially bad now.
2013-02-03 07:28:28 PM
1 votes:
I've been getting "relaxed fit" shoes for years.

I measure 12, buy 13.
2013-02-03 07:27:28 PM
1 votes:
Anyone know to get full screen CBS live stream on my iPad?? Driving me nuts, NBC live stream is 900 times better but not clogged with these ads so off they didn't get paid as much..whenwhen
2013-02-03 07:27:10 PM
1 votes:
YAY, more dwayne johnson.  YUMMY
2013-02-03 07:27:05 PM
1 votes:
STAR TREK
2013-02-03 07:26:44 PM
1 votes:
new star trek movie looks very star trekky
2013-02-03 07:26:30 PM
1 votes:
Cool new Star Trek.
2013-02-03 07:26:29 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: yay star trek yay

2013-02-03 07:26:21 PM
1 votes:

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Joe Flacco is looking like a genius for turning down that contract. If the game keeps going like this, the Ravens ownership is gonna whip out the checkbook and let him  write his own number.


There's no better situation to be in than being a UFA coming off a Super Bowl win for a QB.
2013-02-03 07:25:58 PM
1 votes:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
2013-02-03 07:25:55 PM
1 votes:
yay star trek yay
2013-02-03 07:25:48 PM
1 votes:
GoDaddy sucks.
2013-02-03 07:25:00 PM
1 votes:
There's something inherently terrifying in Michael Chiklis saying "YOU MADE US."
2013-02-03 07:24:37 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:24:05 PM
1 votes:
Budweiser Black Crown and now Beck's Sapphire  ....  garbage beer is still garbage...
2013-02-03 07:24:02 PM
1 votes:
media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com
2013-02-03 07:23:00 PM
1 votes:
Flacco's looking pretty elite, guys.
2013-02-03 07:21:49 PM
1 votes:
Angry Birds TD #2!
2013-02-03 07:21:15 PM
1 votes:
The Ravens offense is a lot better than I remember them being...
2013-02-03 07:20:53 PM
1 votes:
Lovely.  Moron.
2013-02-03 07:20:35 PM
1 votes:

geom_00: When the ref is THAT close you HAND the ball to him.  You don't drop it.

What a douche.


You could tell he didn't mean it, he apologized right away.
2013-02-03 07:20:35 PM
1 votes:
Niner's defense has more holes than a sourdough muffin.
2013-02-03 07:19:41 PM
1 votes:
When the ref is THAT close you HAND the ball to him.  You don't drop it.

What a douche.
2013-02-03 07:19:02 PM
1 votes:
So, was the Calvin Klein Ad supremely popular in Conservative states?
2013-02-03 07:15:37 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-03 07:15:03 PM
1 votes:
LOL Doritos!!!
Klein = ok, something for the girls, not gonna complain
Cars.com = weird
2013-02-03 07:14:41 PM
1 votes:
I just tried the All-22 cam.  My TV seems to be 15 seconds or so behind many other Farkers, and the All-22 cam showed the players lining up for a play that had been completed on my TV.