seventypercent: Steve Tasker is in over his head.
degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?Oh, since the fix is in.Wait, are you watching the same game as me? How are the refs fixing this game?
Bunny Deville: Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.
ramen_for_all: Prediction: 37-31, Ravens
Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials
puffy999: And middle America now wants to blow Dodge.
No Line For Beer: Linkster: The power is ramping up? IT DOESN'T FARKING WORK THAT WAY!Yes it does, actually. The lights in the Superdome are ancient. Unlike LEDs they take a long time to come up to full power.
FriarReb98: And there is the reunion of Destiny's Child. You knew it had to be coming.
Britney Spear's Speculum: James, can we get a screenshot of the holding on crabtree? Is that possible? Thanks
Incorrigible Astronaut: labbal: That nerdy kid snogging whatshernuts is in the background of a ton of movies. The first Spiderman comes to mind immediately.I think it was a Cracked article that pointed this out but I'm not hunting for it tonight. I hate his ugly face right now.He was actually a semi-regular (and had a name!) on Chuck.
TheManofPA: Art Moddel is looking up at this moment and smiling at his inspirational season deciding where he can make money by moving the team and screwing the fans again
Olympic Trolling Judge: chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring. fark you karma, you are useless.Hey, Moses killed a guy and God smiled on His ass.Until he hit the wrong rock with a stick.God has weird priorities.
Gosling: Orrrrrrrr not.They should have tried it.
almandot: they were on the field when he lateraled were they not? :P unsportsmanlike?
Fubegra: Thanks for rubbing it in that the Bears haven't won it all since Super Bowl XX.
Eponymous: labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.Hey shiat for brains....it was before 10 in 3 of the 4 CONUS timezones.
labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.
kteela: Sunrazor: kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters. I've loved my Balto team for 31 years. Glad to see it.You mean the Colts?We do not speak that word in this household. They are the team from Indianapolis.
TiiiMMMaHHH: as a patriots fan.. This makes next year's revenge all the more sweeter. It won't be stoming Baltimore, it'll be stomping the 'super bowl champion' Baltimore Ravens.
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libranoelrose: Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.
kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters. I've loved my Balto team for 31 years. Glad to see it.
chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring. fark you karma, you are useless.
hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!
geom_00: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAMEWE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!
jaylectricity: GAT_00: Yeah that's OPI and DPI.What I'm saying is that Crabtree was running. When he started to get held, he started to push off. If he had just fallen to the ground everybody would have been screaming that he was diving like a pussy.
Bunny Deville: Well. Lurves yous guise, see you for the draft and in September. It's about to be over, one way or the other.
Gosling: This game.This farking game.
picodenico: This commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.
Captain Steroid: TWO MINUTE WARNING!Last DogFort of the season, folks!The Puppy Bowl: Part 3
AliceBToklasLives: OT is now officially in play.
libranoelrose: HOW DO YOU DROP THAT???
picodenico: Hokay.Game starts now.TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.Well, one always is.
James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450][farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
RminusQ: "Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."
puffy999: 49ERS SUCK AGAIN
davidphogan: GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.See. This is what that Audi ad causes.Which Audi ad? I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.Also seriously, that's what you challenge?The rape sexual assault ad. Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.Flac-woah!
cicdle: bleh game over, ravens win.
DamnYankees: Why would that commercial be banned?
GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.See. This is what that Audi ad causes.Which Audi ad? I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.Also seriously, that's what you challenge?
Earguy: Joe Montana stain! Maybe NSFW
picodenico: Whoa, WTF!??!?!I thought Soda Stream wasn't doing a commercial????
ClavellBCMI: Well, Sodastream got to run their ad after all...
cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..
ds_4815: James72, any shot of that panda with the thumbs-up in the Kia commercial? Panda-loving friend wants to know.
tudorgurl: *sob* I miss Paul Harvey.
vermicious k'nid: GAT_00: Can I vote for the lights?
Cheesehead_Dave: I wonder if Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning?
fruitloop: Longest. 3rd quarter. Ever./DRINK!
jaylectricity: puffy999: This may be the best Super Bowl ever.Notice how many times in the last 10-15 years we've redefined "best Super Bowl ever"? Makes you wonder.
Pokey.Clyde: GAT_00: Oh look, Akers missed, let's toss a flag. Don't want to let SF lose.Oh lord. You're one of those assholes?
davidphogan: 49ers want to set a comeback record.
vermicious k'nid: LOL, "yards since power outage"
Begoggle: The conspiracy theorists are already theorizing how the power outage was a setup to help the 49ers win
Sunrazor: Well things have certainly gotten interesting...Kaepernick Comeback a-brewing?
Donnchadha: ClavellBCMI: This game went from the fat lady warming up to the fat lady being told to go back to the dressing room to rest her throat and lungs.You're trying to have sex with the fat lady, aren't you?
INeedAName: The Ravens need to get back on track. That power outage hurt.
Kusanagi: That Kia commercial cracked me up.FINALLY A GANGNAM STYLE REFERENCE
James72: thenewmissus: Earguy: James72: libranoelrose: James72: libranoelrose: thenewmissus: Beyonce accidentally showed her nipple. I hope we don't have another Nipple-Gate.James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]Are you on this?I didn't see itThe woman claims it was in the first 2 minutes. Beyonce turns to the left, and BAM- nipple[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]Great screen cap.What have we learned?Beyonce have no nipples at all.It wasn't that pic. She was faced the other way. I thought that she flashed during the screenshot that you put up. When I reversed it with the dvr, it wasn't her nipple. Then later on, she turns and you can see her nipple there. I rewound it. It was there. Go about 30 seconds to 1 minute farther and then when she turns to the right (I think).I'll check. But if there is, I couldn't really post it here without getting banned for posting a nipple though
Earguy: I just got a call from my dad. You know that light switch in the basement, and no one knows what it does?My dad flipped it.
Buckwald: Still not as big of a delay as this: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 263x191]
zulius: "blown Transformer" GIS didn't have any Rule 34's in it :(
kptchris: God, what a shiatty halftime show. 3 female gorilla's dressed up as hookers.
puffy999: Who wants to bet that the Saints owner threatens to move the team without a new stadium?
almandot: Dear god CBS is horrible at filling airtime. For anyone wondering how scripted games usually are, just observe how bewildered they are to be on TV right now :P
cookiefleck: lol if this were any other city, they would never host another superbowl EVER. because it's new orleans, they'll let this slide.
DamnYankees: Isn't CBS losing tons of money by them having the halftime show talk this whole time rather than show more ads?
Roook: Why don't they show the cheerleaders more?
picodenico: They must be entirely out of commercials.
skinink: "NOLA, take control... take control of your city. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! "
irishman4: Earguy: Buh Gawd, King, THE SHIELD IS OUT HERE, SLAMMING THE ROCK FLACCO ON THE TABLE!
Earguy: TIme for a BEER RUN
picodenico: These guys really have absolutely NOTHING to talk about.
bulldg4life: Another fifteen minutesHoly god the NFL and CBS is crapping themselves
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Honestly there are lots of lights on in there. Just finish the game, biatches.
geom_00: Oh Fark, I know I haven't been able to post much lately, but this all reminds me of how much I just LOVE YOU!
germ78: If they're waiting for the lights to come back on, we'll be waiting for a while./can take upwards of 20 minute to take full effect
davidphogan: seventypercent: Steve Tasker is in over his head.Steve Tasker should be in the Hall of Fame as the greatest special teams player ever, and was half of the Tasker/Gus Johnson announcing combo that was the best ever. Your argument is invalid.
Gosling: Okay, who had a prop bet on the lights going out?
puffy999: IS SMITH shiatTING BLOOD?!?!
geom_00: OF COURSE!!!
Mr.Tangent: Adolf Oliver Nipples: This is the most shameful performance I have ever seen in a Super Bowl.You're obviously not a Bills fan like me.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: davidphogan: I'm tempted to look up Mark Waller's phone number and at least plant the seed. As CMO he has to have some pull, and based on the NFL and Play 60 ads, he's got to have a sense of humor.Put on a cape, superhero, because you deserve it!
Altitude5280: Halftime Freeper impact-Time for White America to boycott the NFL.The league is anti-white, proves it more and more with every passing year.Let the homosexuals and the filthy degenerate communists and welfare cases buy tickets to these thug fests.I will never spend another dime on the NFL again.
davidphogan: The Muthaship: Why do they let people other than Prince do the halftime show.Weird Al would also be acceptable.
The Muthaship: Why do they let people other than Prince do the halftime show.
DamnYankees: cookiefleck: DamnYankees: cookiefleck: i know she has DAT ASS, but.... Beyonce' annoys me. So self important with no visible sense of humor.She was in an all time great SNL sketch. Granted it was as the straight man, but it takes a sense of humor to be willing to do that.lol paris hilton hosted SNL, all those skits are written by funnier people.And Paris Hilton clearly does have a sense of humor. You may not like her regardless, but that's not the point.
James72: Gosling: I've got Oreo winning the Ad Bowl so far. I don't know about you guys.I like the Taco Bell ad, because I plan on going to raves when I retire
Incorrigible Astronaut: katzrc: Amazing commentary courtesy of The iron Sheik:The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheikThe jacoby jones not the SD Jones he the real
Earguy: I was just reminiscing of the time In Living Color had a halftime show to compete with the other network. Look up "Men on Football" and laugh your ass off.MTV once had a special halftime Beavis and Butthead too.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: degenerate-afro: socially inept was taken: Leader O'Cola: your insinuation that because I object to TERRIBLE CONSCIENTUOUS-BASED OFFICIATING DECISIONS AGAINST WELL-DEFINED RULES means that I am a fan of a team involved paints you as a shiat-stirring troll who can't defend the point raised.Who pushed the official?He's upset about Cary Williams (#29). After Williams was hit from behind by a 49ers player (which is why his helmet got knocked off), he was chipy, an official walked up to him to get him to calm down and Williams pushed him out of the way. Leader O'Cola then claims that the game is fixed because the Ravens player wasn't thrown out, however the player who cheap shot Williams also should have been thrown out of the game.Yes, they both should have been thrown out. Why weren't they?
Lorelle: Earguy: I was just reminiscing of the time In Living Color had a halftime show to compete with the other network. Look up "Men on Football" and laugh your ass off.MTV once had a special halftime Beavis and Butthead too.That has to be the best alternate halftime show of all time. :)
Korb: Can somebody explain to this football noob why that TD was good after the guy was down on the ground like that and he got back up? I am utterly confused.
SomebodyElsesShoes: It doesnt matter, you would literally have to murder someone to get ejected from the super bowl. The refs will give you every chance they can.
Earguy: Geez, how much time clicked off after the whistle? Don't they stop the clock to move the chains?
Grote-Man: As a Bengals fan, I hate the Ravens. That said, having my heart broken in 1989, I'm enjoying the 49ers getting embarrassed.
Twitch Boy: Don't worry, Niners. I'm here to tell you #itgetsbetter.
socially inept was taken: Leader O'Cola: your insinuation that because I object to TERRIBLE CONSCIENTUOUS-BASED OFFICIATING DECISIONS AGAINST WELL-DEFINED RULES means that I am a fan of a team involved paints you as a shiat-stirring troll who can't defend the point raised.Who pushed the official?
tudorgurl: Wow...Jared's kept 200 lbs off for 15 years. Huzzah.
degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?Oh, since the fix is in.Wait, are you watching the same game as me? How are the refs fixing this game?by NOT EJECTING A GODDAMN PLAYER WHO OPENLY 2 ARM SHOVES AN OFFICIAL IN THE CHEST.HOW THE fark ELSE CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT. YOU MUST CHOOSE TO IGNORE ALL EXISTING RULES TO KEEP HIM IN THE GAME.How about your team hold onto the ball and stop throwing interceptions and cheap shots at Ravens players?
Earguy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lord of Allusions: Amongst all this, it's starting come out that Ali is near death.Damn.That farkin' sucks.If I were in that body, I'd be wishing for the release of death. Same as that Ravens guy with advanced ALS.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lord of Allusions: Amongst all this, it's starting come out that Ali is near death.Damn.That farkin' sucks.