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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   ( scores.espn.go.com) divider line
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2013-02-03 03:30:32 PM  
5 votes:
Ray's first game: $17
Ray's last game: $850 (probably more like $3k)
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2013-02-03 10:53:05 PM  
3 votes:
My final thoughts as a niners fan:

We got robbed on that non called holding penalty, and it will be a controversy.
We played like crap so being in that position is our own doing.
Still should have been called.

Good job dirty birds

Except for ray "reduced charges" lewis.

SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR!
2013-02-03 09:48:38 PM  
3 votes:
The media has been talking about the violence in the NFL (concussions).  Yet, they keep re-showing the hits, saying terms like "bone crushing", and praising the hits of the game.  Seems like if they want to help, they'd tone down the talk on that to make it less important.
2013-02-03 08:43:43 PM  
3 votes:

seventypercent: Steve Tasker is in over his head.


Steve Tasker should be in the Hall of Fame as the greatest special teams player ever, and was half of the Tasker/Gus Johnson announcing combo that was the best ever.  Your argument is invalid.
2013-02-03 07:35:15 PM  
3 votes:

degenerate-afro: Leader O'Cola: Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?

Oh, since the fix is in.

Wait, are you watching the same game as me?  How are the refs fixing this game?


by NOT EJECTING A GODDAMN PLAYER WHO OPENLY 2 ARM SHOVES AN OFFICIAL IN THE CHEST.

HOW THE fark ELSE CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT.  YOU MUST CHOOSE TO IGNORE ALL EXISTING RULES TO KEEP HIM IN THE GAME.
2013-02-03 07:31:37 PM  
3 votes:
Since when can you violently 2-arm shove a referree and not get ejected?

Oh, since the fix is in.
2013-02-03 10:11:48 AM  
3 votes:
I like football, but I can't stand all they hype around the Superbowl, both before and during the game.  I'll catch the highlights on ESPN at the gym in the morning.

For the record, Ravens by 3.
2013-02-03 11:04:27 PM  
2 votes:
So Ray Lewis is increasingly religious to the point of zealotry and likely suffering from a severe case of CTE.  Where have I heard that before?

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This won't end well...
2013-02-03 11:03:52 PM  
2 votes:
I dont know what happened after halftime but we suddenly had a football game on TV instead of a bunch of interesting commercials getting interrupted.
2013-02-03 10:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
I am a fan of neither team.  I feel the no call at the end ruined the entire game, which was of dubious merit to begin with.  I'm guessing the refs were just tired and wanted to go home.
2013-02-03 10:56:50 PM  
2 votes:
Well, congrats Ravens fans, on not blowing it in the second half to win it all. :P

My condolences to 49ers fans. You guys put up a great fight.

I must now return to Valhalla, to slumber and feed...

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2013-02-03 10:54:41 PM  
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.


Please join us in NASCAR threads!
2013-02-03 10:53:56 PM  
2 votes:
James72:  Most Valuable Farker
2013-02-03 10:45:28 PM  
2 votes:
Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.
2013-02-03 10:36:58 PM  
2 votes:
That was a clear hold.  Don't give a shiat who wins, but that's an obvious penalty.
2013-02-03 10:35:27 PM  
2 votes:
The Niners were robbed. That was a hardcore hold.

Fark the Ravens.
2013-02-03 10:24:08 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 10:20:03 PM  
2 votes:
Win or lose Culliver should be looking for a new job tomorrow
2013-02-03 10:18:44 PM  
2 votes:
I just want to make sure everyone remembers -  CHRIS CULLIVER IS THE REASON THE NINERS ARE GOING TO LOSE THIS GAME. GOOD. FRACK HIM.
2013-02-03 10:17:09 PM  
2 votes:
I think the other Soda Stream commercial featured Coke and Pepsi prominently--this one, not so much.
2013-02-03 10:16:04 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, the Streisand Effect got the SodaStream commercials back.
2013-02-03 10:15:55 PM  
2 votes:
Well, Sodastream got to run their ad after all...
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM  
2 votes:
This ad sponsored the blackout.  Without it they wouldn't be able to comeback.
2013-02-03 10:15:28 PM  
2 votes:
ROFLMAO on the Tide commercial.
2013-02-03 10:15:11 PM  
2 votes:
Hah, nice commercial Tide.
2013-02-03 10:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
funny tide commercial
2013-02-03 10:11:06 PM  
2 votes:

ramen_for_all: Prediction: 37-31, Ravens


So you predict the Ravens will miss an extra point and the Niners will get a safety?

Culliver is KILLING the niners. Seriously, he is 99% of the reason they are losing.
2013-02-03 10:09:16 PM  
2 votes:

Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials


It all stems from that old Pepsi Points ad with the Harrier jet. Someone actually got together the points it said you needed to get it, and it took Pepsi three years worth of court battles to beat the guy back. 'Do Not Attempt' is everyone else's Harrier Jet Insurance.
2013-02-03 10:07:32 PM  
2 votes:
Babies come from Leon Sandcastle.
2013-02-03 10:07:28 PM  
2 votes:
Oddly enough...the trip from the baby planet to the Eartth....is kinda the same thing as the real thing
2013-02-03 10:07:17 PM  
2 votes:
"The E*Trade Baby, on the other hand, came from the gaping maw of Hell itself."
2013-02-03 10:05:27 PM  
2 votes:
We've secretly replaced #7's jitters with his normal swag.  Let's see if the Ravens notice.
2013-02-03 10:01:31 PM  
2 votes:

puffy999: And middle America now wants to blow Dodge.


This.  That ad doesn't play well on Fark, but the demographic they were shooting for has wet panties and boners right now.
2013-02-03 10:00:03 PM  
2 votes:
A farmer commercial without any Mexicans migrant workers?  How real can it be?
2013-02-03 09:49:42 PM  
2 votes:
At this point I think the NFL should be worried about the health of the fans.  My liver hurts.
2013-02-03 09:45:49 PM  
2 votes:
No matter how this ends, this is officially the craziest Super Bowl ever by a country mile. Hell, it's the craziest by a Concorde flight.
2013-02-03 09:42:46 PM  
2 votes:
This may be the best Super Bowl ever.
2013-02-03 09:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
As a soulless doof, that Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdales was amazing.
2013-02-03 09:37:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 09:37:08 PM  
2 votes:
Budweiser Clydesdales coming to Chicago... but the stockyards are gone now!
2013-02-03 09:33:19 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 09:29:38 PM  
2 votes:
I liked the PSY commercial

I would have been disappointed if there hadn't been one this year. I mean #1 youtube video of all time? That's gotta be worth a super bowl ad.
2013-02-03 09:28:17 PM  
2 votes:
After seeing that Psy commercial just now I kind of wish my power went out.
2013-02-03 09:05:55 PM  
2 votes:

No Line For Beer: Linkster: The power is ramping up? IT DOESN'T FARKING WORK THAT WAY!

Yes it does, actually.  The lights in the Superdome are ancient.  Unlike LEDs they take a long time to come up to full power.


They are likely 1000w metal halides and cannot hot restrike. So they have to cool down, then take about 15 minutes to warm up enough to restrike the arc.
2013-02-03 09:01:37 PM  
2 votes:
Dear god CBS is horrible at filling airtime. For anyone wondering how scripted games usually are, just observe how bewildered they are to be on TV right now :P
2013-02-03 08:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
So, basically, they're going to tell us "another 15 minutes" every 15 minutes.
2013-02-03 08:53:02 PM  
2 votes:
I'd be willing to bet that the power went out when they pulled the power distribution for the half-time stage.
Should have waited.
2013-02-03 08:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
I bet the portable bars are making crazy money right now! Don't need power at most portables and folks in Nawlins love drinking when the lights go out. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

/works at an arena
2013-02-03 08:48:48 PM  
2 votes:
1. First interception thrown by a niner QB in a Superbowl.
2. Longest return for a TD in Superbowl history.

/I feel sick
//don't know how long I can watch this
///I'm going to get crushed at work
////oh well, it is what it is
2013-02-03 08:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
Someone was at Buffalo Wild Wings and didn't want to leave.
2013-02-03 08:46:31 PM  
2 votes:
We need this guy.

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2013-02-03 08:39:29 PM  
2 votes:
Man, the last time the Superdome lost power, things did not go well
2013-02-03 08:38:51 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 08:33:01 PM  
2 votes:
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Ok, I'm officially sad now,.
2013-02-03 08:24:41 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't Tina Turner already do this stuff?
2013-02-03 08:20:35 PM  
2 votes:
Visually interesting, but a sonic piece of shiat.
2013-02-03 08:19:21 PM  
2 votes:

FriarReb98: And there is the reunion of Destiny's Child.  You knew it had to be coming.


I swear one of them was murdered at some point.

/this show sucks - but still 1,000,000 times better than the Black Eyed Peas
2013-02-03 08:16:50 PM  
2 votes:
Ok, so when is she gonna sing a song?
2013-02-03 08:14:25 PM  
2 votes:
I'd rather watch this halftime show than an old The Who singing "My Generation".
2013-02-03 08:13:33 PM  
2 votes:
You know what this halftime show needs right now?

GWAR
2013-02-03 08:12:00 PM  
2 votes:
You know what the best halftime show ever was?

In Living Color's halftime show the year that another network hosted the game.
2013-02-03 07:48:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 07:45:18 PM  
2 votes:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 1
2013-02-03 07:44:01 PM  
2 votes:
James72, If I haven't told you before how much I love you in football threads allow me to say it now. Your screen caps are hilarious!
2013-02-03 07:41:55 PM  
2 votes:
coke chase is stupid
2013-02-03 07:39:49 PM  
2 votes:
JUST ABOUT PICKED OFF AGAIN
2013-02-03 07:39:45 PM  
2 votes:
The commercial would've been better had the car window rolled down and a ton of weed smoke poured out.
2013-02-03 07:25:20 PM  
2 votes:
The Godaddy stuff is pretty bad
2013-02-03 07:24:31 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, all of the commercials this time suck ass.
2013-02-03 07:22:57 PM  
2 votes:
Joe Flacco is looking like a genius for turning down that contract. If the game keeps going like this, the Ravens ownership is gonna whip out the checkbook and let him  write his own number.
2013-02-03 07:05:20 PM  
2 votes:
They finally noticed the illegal contact that's been going on for a full quarter all over the place.
2013-02-03 07:03:46 PM  
2 votes:
You're kidding me.  That's insane.
2013-02-03 06:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
All-kissing Super Bowl commercials

And Doritos with the usual not funny, but everyone calls it funny commerical.
2013-02-03 06:44:27 PM  
2 votes:
Flacco looked bored on the bench there.

"Meh, TD in the Super Bowl. No biggie"
2013-02-03 09:50:37 AM  
2 votes:
So, who is going to party with the Lombardi in the French Quarter tonight? Let's go to our panel of experts to find out! :D

First up... RAINBOW DAshia

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the San Francisco 49ers! A popular choice. I agree that Kaepernick's tattoos make him look 20% cooler. :-)

Up next... DISCORD!

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Um, I'm pretty sure the Ray Lewis Hydra is illegal under NFL rules. I'll still put you down for the Ravens, though. o_o'

And finally, our tiebreaker... DERPY HOOVES!

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The... Toronto Argonauts? O_o

Derpy, they're not even in the same COUNTRY, let alone the same league! >:-(

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YIKES! Okay, okay! You can pick the Argonauts! J-Just DON'T burn my house down again! Okay?! O_O'

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Whew! Okay, well... it looks like we have a tie. >_>'

Personally, I have NO FREAKING CLUE who's going to win this one! I think it'll be close, with a good possibility of overtime. Aside from that, I think I'm just gonna kick back and watch the carnage unfold tonight.

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MY HOUSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! O_O
2013-02-03 09:44:37 AM  
2 votes:
For the first time in six years, my "when to make a beer run" thread got redlit.

So, want to know what's on all the pregame shows?

Check out here  and here.
2013-02-04 12:52:26 AM  
1 vote:
You can't tell me that with four run attempts from the 5 yard line, the 49ers don't score. Ultimately, bad play calling doomed them.
2013-02-04 12:22:59 AM  
1 vote:
I just ran down to Walgreens, lots of people out on the street doing the zombie walk & three helicopters flying around I can't tell if they're police or media but as a 49er fan I'm disappointed but over it already I got bigger things to worry about. Life goes on.
2013-02-03 11:49:26 PM  
1 vote:
So ESPN can stop slobbering the knob of the Patriots now, right? Personally I'm getting tired of of all the negativity thrown my way in reaction to the agenda of a media corporation that I have no say in.
2013-02-03 11:31:42 PM  
1 vote:
I blame the Voodoo guy for this game!
2013-02-03 11:19:06 PM  
1 vote:

Britney Spear's Speculum: James, can we get a screenshot of the holding on crabtree? Is that possible? Thanks


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2013-02-03 11:18:08 PM  
1 vote:
As a Seahawk fan, I'd like to say suck it Niners and Congratulations to the Ravens for winning this game.
2013-02-03 11:09:34 PM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: labbal: That nerdy kid snogging whatshernuts is in the background of a ton of movies.  The first Spiderman comes to mind immediately.
I think it was a Cracked article that pointed this out but I'm not hunting for it tonight.  I hate his ugly face right now.

He was actually a semi-regular (and had a name!) on Chuck.


And he is in his thirties, not a kid by any stretch anymore.
2013-02-03 11:08:04 PM  
1 vote:
Be safe heading home, for those at work!   Don't drive, for those with liver damage tonight!
2013-02-03 11:07:16 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-02-03 11:04:58 PM  
1 vote:
How is Rules of Engagement still on?
2013-02-03 11:04:35 PM  
1 vote:
Damnit, Calvin Klein. I don't want to see that ad again
2013-02-03 11:03:21 PM  
1 vote:

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PROUD

2013-02-03 11:03:04 PM  
1 vote:
We do need a badge.  Sorry but I don't know how.
2013-02-03 11:01:53 PM  
1 vote:
Great year here on Fark, maybe not so much for us Steelers fans, but there's always next year right? At least racing starts up again soon. Thank you for the good times tonight and see you back here in just a few weeks!
2013-02-03 11:01:34 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: Art Moddel is looking up at this moment and smiling at his inspirational season deciding where he can make money by moving the team and screwing the fans again

2013-02-03 11:01:29 PM  
1 vote:

Olympic Trolling Judge: chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.

Hey, Moses killed a guy and God smiled on His ass.

Until he hit the wrong rock with a stick.

God has weird priorities.


I do not consider karma to be the same as God.  Just makes me want to puke that a guy that was involved in a murder gets to go out on top.  It's like watching an 80's movie, and the evil, rich kid, dickhead is victorious at the end and gets the smoking hot blonde.  It's just farking wrong.
The guy runs around beating his just about being a Man (tm) and a leader.  About how much he loves God and Jesus.  But he took part in a murder, and to this day refuses to assist in the closing of the murder case.  It's hypocritical, and makes me sick.

/not even a 9er's fan.
2013-02-03 11:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
THAT was a game
2013-02-03 10:59:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:59:20 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Orrrrrrrr not.

They should have tried it.


From there it would've been 92 yards. NINETY-TWO YARDS. I do wish it'd been a shorter punt, so that would've been an option. David Akers with a 70-yard fair catch kick to send the Super Bowl into overtime? That would be the best thing in the history of ever.

almandot: they were on the field when he lateraled were they not? :P unsportsmanlike?


Just for the record, there would've been a penalty on SF for illegally lateraling the ball out of bounds, game over anyway.
2013-02-03 10:58:17 PM  
1 vote:

Fubegra: Thanks for rubbing it in that the Bears haven't won it all since Super Bowl XX.


Are you kidding? Bears fans act like it was yesterday.
2013-02-03 10:58:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:57:41 PM  
1 vote:

Eponymous: labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.

Hey shiat for brains....it was before 10 in 3 of the 4 CONUS timezones.


I live in the Eastern time zone, which eeeeeeverybody knows is the only one that matters.
2013-02-03 10:57:41 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks for rubbing it in that the Bears haven't won it all since Super Bowl XX.
2013-02-03 10:56:35 PM  
1 vote:
God damnit they played that atrocity of a go daddy commercial again. Pass the brain bleach.
2013-02-03 10:54:48 PM  
1 vote:

labbal: Again, it will not happen because it is AFTER 10pm.


Hey shiat for brains....it was before 10 in 3 of the 4 CONUS timezones.
2013-02-03 10:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.


hockey and nascar do not belong in the same sentence together
Dont EVER do that again
2013-02-03 10:53:23 PM  
1 vote:
Almost time to turn off the coverage and watch Battlestar Galactica.

Maybe I will pop by the hockey and NASCAR threads long enough to at least say hi. I'll miss you farkers.
2013-02-03 10:52:48 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: Sunrazor: kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters.  I've loved my Balto team for 31 years.  Glad to see it.

You mean the Colts?

We do not speak that word in this household.  They are the team from Indianapolis.


Perhaps you mean the Browns then?

/I just bustin' on ya
//I'm bitter
///and a bit drunk
////Asahi FTW
2013-02-03 10:52:33 PM  
1 vote:

TiiiMMMaHHH: as a patriots fan.. This makes next year's revenge all the more sweeter.  It won't be stoming Baltimore, it'll be stomping the 'super bowl champion' Baltimore Ravens.


Pats need a D before they can do that.
2013-02-03 10:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The chronology of the Super Bowl in three statements: 1.) No defense 2.) No power 3.) No call.
2013-02-03 10:51:38 PM  
1 vote:

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Dude - thanks for all your fabulous screen shots.
2013-02-03 10:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
Another game in the boat for the NFL/refs.

Not to say the 49ers were good enough to win, but this one was clearly in the bag for the Ravens. It took a power outage to give the 49ers life. They were dominated, but again, it sucks when all but one  call goes the other team's way.
2013-02-03 10:50:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:49:57 PM  
1 vote:
Crowdsourcing works! The hot girls got the Coke!
2013-02-03 10:49:54 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: Couldn't have asked for a shiattier ending.


Could have been worse.  Could have been the Patriots winning.

/there is no shiattier ending
//ever
2013-02-03 10:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
Good game til the end when the refs quit doing their job and picked a winner by letting a team cheat to win.
2013-02-03 10:49:29 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: I'm happy to see this, sorry Lewis haters.  I've loved my Balto team for 31 years.  Glad to see it.


You mean the Colts?
2013-02-03 10:49:02 PM  
1 vote:
even with the extended halftime and power outage, we still finished in about 4 hours, ten minutes
2013-02-03 10:48:55 PM  
1 vote:
I may need a cardiologist.

OH MY GOD!
2013-02-03 10:48:29 PM  
1 vote:
It's after 10pm.  Nobody gonna say shizz.
2013-02-03 10:48:21 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:47:21 PM  
1 vote:
Ha- F-bomb!
2013-02-03 10:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
FARKIN' AWESOME!
/No delay, eh?
2013-02-03 10:47:18 PM  
1 vote:
Ahahaha- Flacco going "It's farking awesome!" unedited.
2013-02-03 10:47:00 PM  
1 vote:
And Flacco just got miked saying 'farking awesome.'  Nice.
2013-02-03 10:46:50 PM  
1 vote:

chuggernaught: So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.


Hey, Moses killed a guy and God smiled on His ass.

Until he hit the wrong rock with a stick.

God has weird priorities.
2013-02-03 10:46:47 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Next year is Detroit's year! For defs!


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2013-02-03 10:46:44 PM  
1 vote:
Haha, lots of audible cursing.
2013-02-03 10:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
Fark you, Ray-Ray.
2013-02-03 10:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, 34-31. That's a typical final score. No surprises in how it got there, none whatsoever.
2013-02-03 10:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
So the murderer gets another ring.  fark you karma, you are useless.
2013-02-03 10:45:18 PM  
1 vote:
What an unbelievable ripoff.
2013-02-03 10:45:16 PM  
1 vote:
Game over.  Congrats Baltimore.  I need to take a cold shower now.
2013-02-03 10:45:15 PM  
1 vote:
Too bad. At least it was a good ending.
2013-02-03 10:44:45 PM  
1 vote:
A magician named GOB.
2013-02-03 10:44:36 PM  
1 vote:
TMLO

THEY ARE PLAYING IT

OH MY GOD
2013-02-03 10:44:36 PM  
1 vote:
FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!
2013-02-03 10:44:29 PM  
1 vote:

geom_00: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THIS... BLOODY... GAME

WE NEED THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!


There you go.
2013-02-03 10:44:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:43:00 PM  
1 vote:
No call on the BEAR HUG by the blocker...

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ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?!
2013-02-03 10:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
Goddamn now we all will have to suffer more Ray Lewis.
2013-02-03 10:42:35 PM  
1 vote:
Strategy or not, that's a punk-ass way to end the possession.
2013-02-03 10:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
DICK. MOVE.
2013-02-03 10:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
Did Culliver's idiot ass go after the punter after the play?
2013-02-03 10:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 49ERS BOTCHED THAT. GAME WILL END ON THE SAFETY FREE KICK
2013-02-03 10:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
What a pussy move.
2013-02-03 10:40:38 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: GAT_00: Yeah that's OPI and DPI.

What I'm saying is that Crabtree was running. When he started to get held, he started to push off. If he had just fallen to the ground everybody would have been screaming that he was diving like a pussy.


But it would have saved them.  The penalties were offsetting and I think it was a good no-call.
2013-02-03 10:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
You know, I don't think I've seen one cheerleader this whole game.  WTF CBS?
2013-02-03 10:40:26 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: Well. Lurves yous guise, see you for the draft and in September. It's about to be over, one way or the other.


You should come to the NASCAR threads, they're awesome!
2013-02-03 10:39:56 PM  
1 vote:
Niners probably won't get a final play. They will just get a punt return.
2013-02-03 10:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
Well. Lurves yous guise, see you for the draft and in September. It's about to be over, one way or the other.
2013-02-03 10:39:43 PM  
1 vote:
For two teams I didn't much care about this was a dammed good game.
2013-02-03 10:38:46 PM  
1 vote:
As someone with no real favorite in this game:

That could have been called either way, or neither way. Let it go.
2013-02-03 10:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
Bye everyone.  See ya next year.
2013-02-03 10:38:11 PM  
1 vote:
Kaepernick wasting that timeout on 2nd and goal is going to kill them. Niners made a ton of stupid mistakes in this game, this is all on them.

Suck it, Culliver. You failed your team.
2013-02-03 10:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
The only good thing about this is, as a Steelers fan:

We still will be the only team with 6 titles

BAL is gonna have to really amp up their game next year. After all, we DID beat them on the road.
2013-02-03 10:37:35 PM  
1 vote:
Two wasted TOs are huge; bad no call. Not the worst of all time, but one you sometimes see.

Looks like Ginn has to return it.
2013-02-03 10:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
San Fran should've taken the delay of game, the extra five yards of room would've helped the receivers.
2013-02-03 10:37:00 PM  
1 vote:
Fark you, Phil

It was blatant holding
2013-02-03 10:36:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
Just goes to show you that making the entire NFL post season about yourself pays off in the end. Karma took a holiday.
2013-02-03 10:36:16 PM  
1 vote:
How do they not call that mugging with the entire season on the line?
2013-02-03 10:35:39 PM  
1 vote:
Game over.

Holy cow, so farking close.
2013-02-03 10:35:34 PM  
1 vote:
I want a Penalty.  I want a penalty NOW!
2013-02-03 10:35:26 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. Staggering incompetence by the 49ers on that drive. Amazing.
2013-02-03 10:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
Well that's all folks.
2013-02-03 10:35:15 PM  
1 vote:
Congrats Raven fans
2013-02-03 10:35:14 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, what a terrible call.

Yikes.
2013-02-03 10:35:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 10:34:49 PM  
1 vote:

AND THIS IS THE GAME, RIGHT HERE

2013-02-03 10:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
Go for the field goal to confuse the shiat out of the Ravens and then fake it for the easy TD.
2013-02-03 10:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
And this is why defense wins championships

//offer void if SF scores on 4th down
2013-02-03 10:34:41 PM  
1 vote:
This has been some BAD playcalling from the five.
2013-02-03 10:34:17 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: This game.

This farking game.


I know. I was supposed to be in bed half an hour ago. 4:30 is farking early.
2013-02-03 10:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
thirty second timeout? What happened to the first thirty one timeouts?
2013-02-03 10:33:49 PM  
1 vote:
And the coach saves Kap's ass from a delay penalty.
2013-02-03 10:33:14 PM  
1 vote:
Niners continue to fark themselves.
2013-02-03 10:32:45 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta get this TD...
2013-02-03 10:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: This commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.


What is it about cell phone commercials and utter douchebags?
2013-02-03 10:31:36 PM  
1 vote:
OK, now THAT was the best commercial of the SB
2013-02-03 10:31:35 PM  
1 vote:
This ad is ridiculously expensive for it's length.  And just not all that good.
2013-02-03 10:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
since when do they sell 3 minute commercial space
2013-02-03 10:31:12 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: TWO MINUTE WARNING!

Last DogFort of the season, folks!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 3


Thank you for these throughout the year.  They're great.
2013-02-03 10:31:05 PM  
1 vote:
And we finally have the worst ad of the Super Bowl.
2013-02-03 10:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
This commercial is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long.
2013-02-03 10:29:43 PM  
1 vote:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

Last DogFort of the season, folks!

The Puppy Bowl: Part 3
2013-02-03 10:29:24 PM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: OT is now officially in play.


I don't have faith SF can even get the TD here. One egg at a time.
2013-02-03 10:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
get a play in before the 2 minute warning dammit
2013-02-03 10:28:30 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh. I can't do my interception incantation because they're in New Orleans, and I don't fark with New Orleans voodoo.

Not that it matters at this point, as SF is about to get a TD.

Oh well, whatever happens my 8th cousin wins the Superbowl!
2013-02-03 10:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease beat the farking Ratbirds!

GORE!
2013-02-03 10:27:47 PM  
1 vote:
down good followup.

For the love of all that is good don't let this jinx anything but credit to kaepernick for not making dumb desperate decisions for the most part.  Whether they win or lose I just don't want a Favre ending in any game really.
2013-02-03 10:27:36 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like the Niners are going to leave too much time on the clock for Flacco.
2013-02-03 10:27:11 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: HOW DO YOU DROP THAT???


Heh, I've been asking that of the Ravens several times this game!
2013-02-03 10:26:58 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, man, Kap will need some penicillin after that drop
2013-02-03 10:26:48 PM  
1 vote:
Vernon's gonna regret that drop for the rest of his life.
2013-02-03 10:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
DERPON DAVIS
2013-02-03 10:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
Kaepernick DRAGON fail.
2013-02-03 10:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
He dropped it!
2013-02-03 10:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT???
2013-02-03 10:26:26 PM  
1 vote:
It seems like as long as the o-line holds, SF's offense is basically unstoppable. Kaepernick either finds a receiver or has enough time to fine a seam.
2013-02-03 10:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
Geez, do they even TRY to cover Kaepernick's run?
2013-02-03 10:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
Ravens D against an inexperienced QB in a 4 minute drill. This will be the best Super Bowl ending in a few years, because no matter what, one Harbaugh is gonna flip his shiat.
2013-02-03 10:24:35 PM  
1 vote:
Oh my God I just watched the pistachio ad.
2013-02-03 10:24:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure what to think of the Dafoe Devil Mercedes commercial.  Now I just really want a movie where Willem Dafoe plays the Devil.
2013-02-03 10:23:26 PM  
1 vote:
That Mercedez-Benz commercial was great.
2013-02-03 10:23:17 PM  
1 vote:
DaFoe goes from a Boondock Saint to the Devil.  WTF
2013-02-03 10:23:11 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Hokay.

Game starts now.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand Harbaugh is pissed.

Well, one always is.


Except Jim is like the Alec of the Baldwin family. He's the one you want to slap the shiat out of, while everyone else has a beer with William and Stephen.
2013-02-03 10:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus is the Devil?
2013-02-03 10:22:52 PM  
1 vote:

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]
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Don't worry he's just yawning and stretching. If it weren't for that power outage the game would be over by now, he's tired.
2013-02-03 10:22:41 PM  
1 vote:
Come on San Fran, you've got a real chance here, don't muck it up. Like any of them are reading Fark right now.
2013-02-03 10:22:35 PM  
1 vote:
If Kaepernick comes back and scores a touchdown we're going to hear about it for months and months and months.
2013-02-03 10:22:13 PM  
1 vote:
Willem Dafoe!!!!
2013-02-03 10:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
The good news is that, for now, this game won't come down to Akers necessarily.
2013-02-03 10:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
Sign of the Cross = FG every damn time

/and here's the Satan commercial
2013-02-03 10:21:51 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: "Offsides, everyone, defense. The five yard penalties are cumulative. Touchdown Baltimore."


reminds me of

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2013-02-03 10:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

puffy999: 49ERS SUCK AGAIN


Quick! Someone kick the plug again!
2013-02-03 10:21:27 PM  
1 vote:
They need to teach these guys how to strap their helmets on.  Almost every other play some guy's helmet flies off
2013-02-03 10:20:36 PM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.

See.  This is what that Audi ad causes.

Which Audi ad?  I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.

Also seriously, that's what you challenge?

The rape sexual assault ad.  Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.

It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.

Flac-woah!


I realized eventually which one that was.  Is that seriously being called rape?
2013-02-03 10:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
dammit dammit don't jump at this point in the game
2013-02-03 10:20:05 PM  
1 vote:
That's offsides. Niners continue to destroy themselves on third down.
2013-02-03 10:19:48 PM  
1 vote:
There is another SodaStream commercial that was banned with Pepsi and Coke bottles going boom.  Our corporate overlords at the NFL didn't like, I guess.
2013-02-03 10:19:36 PM  
1 vote:
You know, I have a funny feeling this game will come down to the kickers.

/advantage Ravens
2013-02-03 10:19:27 PM  
1 vote:

cicdle: bleh game over, ravens win.


I wouldn't say that juuuuuuust yet.  Especially after a garbage run like that.
2013-02-03 10:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
FYI, that wasn't the banned Sodastream ad, this was.
2013-02-03 10:17:54 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: Why would that commercial be banned?


Something about Pepsi and Coke playing off CBS and the NFL not to air it since it made them look bad.

Or something like that. I think.
2013-02-03 10:17:42 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: davidphogan: GAT_00: That was beyond holding, that was Defensive Molestation.

See.  This is what that Audi ad causes.

Which Audi ad?  I've seen most of the first half ads, but nothing else.

Also seriously, that's what you challenge?


The rape sexual assault ad.  Kid borrows dad's Audi, makes out with the prom queen who's boyfriend punches him, and they say Audi = Bravery, which they apparently think is sexual assault.

It was a strange choice for a $8mil ad.

Flac-woah!
2013-02-03 10:17:38 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Joe Montana stain!  Maybe NSFW


Okay that was uncalled for
2013-02-03 10:17:30 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Whoa, WTF!??!?!

I thought Soda Stream wasn't doing a commercial????


I know right this is the most shocking thing I've seen all night.

/what a catch, big first down.
2013-02-03 10:17:27 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Well, Sodastream got to run their ad after all...


of course they did, it's not like Coke or Pepsi would give a damn, and money is money as far as CBS is concerned
2013-02-03 10:17:24 PM  
1 vote:
Un.  Real.
2013-02-03 10:17:13 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Joe Montana stain!  Maybe NSFW


I trusted you, and you abused that trust
2013-02-03 10:16:58 PM  
1 vote:
Tide's our new leader. Oreo in 2nd, Leon Sandcastle in 3rd.
2013-02-03 10:16:56 PM  
1 vote:
Tide commercial is top 3 for me.
2013-02-03 10:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
Okay 49ers are even winning challenges on ball spots.. If that's not a sign =P
2013-02-03 10:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, Fark told me they banned this commercial
2013-02-03 10:15:57 PM  
1 vote:
Hey...that "banned" sodastream commercial.  wow there...
2013-02-03 10:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
SODASTREAM TO CBS: "STREAM IT THEN SUCK IT"
2013-02-03 10:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
She washed it! That BIATCH!
2013-02-03 10:15:39 PM  
1 vote:
Love the tide commercial
2013-02-03 10:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
That Miracle Stain shirt was absolutely amazing. And relevant.
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
That commercial would be grounds for divorce proceedings.
2013-02-03 10:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
SODASTREAM SWERVE!
2013-02-03 10:15:22 PM  
1 vote:
I thought we weren't getting the Sodastream commercial.
2013-02-03 10:15:17 PM  
1 vote:
OK.  That Tide commercial was funny
2013-02-03 10:15:13 PM  
1 vote:
THAT biatch DID THE LAUNDRY
2013-02-03 10:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
Stain on a Stick, baby!
2013-02-03 10:14:55 PM  
1 vote:
I SAW THE STAIN!!!
2013-02-03 10:12:23 PM  
1 vote:
Keep in mind, not only did Culliver just completely fark that up and ruin this quarter, but he also allowed Boldin to convert a huge 3rd down in the first quarter which kept a drive alive, and of course he let Torrey Smith get behind him and score at the end of the half.

He's been horrible and I hope he knows it.
2013-02-03 10:11:45 PM  
1 vote:
Bullshiat DPI call there
2013-02-03 10:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
Damn dude. Dumb play.
2013-02-03 10:11:27 PM  
1 vote:
Culliver screws up again.
But at least he ain't got no gays in the locker room.
2013-02-03 10:11:26 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, penalty is  huge. HUGE.
2013-02-03 10:11:17 PM  
1 vote:
Finally Culliver is okay with groping a man and he gets a DPI

Know WHAT BAD TOUCH IS!
2013-02-03 10:11:03 PM  
1 vote:

cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..


We're not allowed to present sex in this country like it's something that's nice and involves love. It's evil. And people should be ashamed about it!
2013-02-03 10:10:58 PM  
1 vote:
Culliver is going to blow this for the 49ers.
2013-02-03 10:10:53 PM  
1 vote:
ah sunofabiatch now the flags come out
2013-02-03 10:09:35 PM  
1 vote:

ds_4815: James72, any shot of that panda with the thumbs-up in the Kia commercial? Panda-loving friend wants to know.


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2013-02-03 10:09:17 PM  
1 vote:
James72 gets the MVP of the thread for all the screen caps.
2013-02-03 10:08:57 PM  
1 vote:

Sniffers Row: "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials


that's fitting because "make no attempt" was the motto for the marketing departments
2013-02-03 10:08:43 PM  
1 vote:
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IT'S A MADHOUSE
2013-02-03 10:08:38 PM  
1 vote:

cookiefleck: ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..


Most people are intensely, intensely uncomfortable about anything resembling sex. This is new to you?
2013-02-03 10:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
FOREVER ALONE

FOREVER FOOTBALL
2013-02-03 10:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
ive never understood why people never say your mom and dad love each other very much so they loved each other and made a babby..
2013-02-03 10:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
 "Do not attempt" is this years' theme to the Super Bowl commercials
2013-02-03 10:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
Kia's had some good ads this year.
2013-02-03 10:07:10 PM  
1 vote:
There's your cloying commercial of the year. CUTE THINGS IN UNIFORMS
2013-02-03 10:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, KIA.  That makes up for the weird robot commercial.
2013-02-03 10:06:41 PM  
1 vote:
Oy... that pass went nowhere real quick.

THIS GAME WILL KILL ME, YOU GUYS, AND I'M LOVIN' IT!