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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5239
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2013-02-03 06:01:04 PM
Buffalo wing soup is in the crock pot, beer is in the fridge, and we have confirmation that my first cousins and I are 8th cousins to the Harbaugh brothers (I told y'all it was distant). I'm rooting for Baltimore because everyone in my family is, but I think the 49ers are gonna take it.
 
2013-02-03 06:01:16 PM
Sweet, oven just  b eeped! Cops in a  blanket are done
 
2013-02-03 06:01:18 PM

borg: Every NFL player gets two tickets to the game,


Seriously?

That's a whole lot of tickets.....
 
2013-02-03 06:01:31 PM

you are a puppet: If it'll be won by a field goal, then that eliminates the 49ers. Lost by a field goal? Now it's anyone's game.


SnarfVader: If it's by a field goal, it won't be the 9ers.


So noted, then.

Heh, I guess we'll have to see!


NeoCortex42: www.comicbookmovie.com


Hah!


picodenico: Also, hey folks.


Howdy there!
 
2013-02-03 06:01:42 PM
Place your bets, folks!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-03 06:01:57 PM
9ers by 2 TDs
 
2013-02-03 06:02:10 PM

James72: Prop bets:

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the US National Anthem? UNDER 2:15

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys add at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +200 (2/1) - like Beyonce's extra "the brave!"

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?
Over 7.5 seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game? I got this far before saying "Really? This is a thing we're betting on?"


And as always, those are some TERRIBLE vigs. One thing I'm surprised isn't a prop bet:

Who will take the last snap of the game?
Kapernick +110
Flacco +130
Smith +600
Lee +800 (FG holder)
Koch +800 (FG holder)
Taylor +1000
 
2013-02-03 06:02:23 PM
Real quick. Over under on national anthem?
 
2013-02-03 06:02:43 PM
Well, this is better than some crappy song some record company is trying to push.
 
2013-02-03 06:02:53 PM
Did somebody actually cover Queen?

Wow.
 
2013-02-03 06:03:08 PM
Chris Culliver is going to  be pissed if Freddy Mercury shows up in the 49ers shower
 
2013-02-03 06:03:19 PM

borg: picodenico: Wait.

Clay Matthews is on the pregame show?

Huh.

Every NFL player gets two tickets to the game, most sell them back they probably  saw him in the stands and grabbed him for a few minutes.


He seems like one of those types who will get into broadcasting when he's done playing.  He's probably just trying to get in some screen time to get ready for that.  This is probably the biggest audience who will see him without a helmet on all year.
 
2013-02-03 06:03:41 PM
Freddie Mercury is spinning, FARKING SPINING!
 
2013-02-03 06:03:42 PM

SaprolingToken: Real quick. Over under on national anthem?


See post above yours. And I'm taking the over.
 
2013-02-03 06:03:47 PM

Bunny Deville: Buffalo wing soup is in the crock pot, beer is in the fridge, and we have confirmation that my first cousins and I are 8th cousins to the Harbaugh brothers (I told y'all it was distant). I'm rooting for Baltimore because everyone in my family is, but I think the 49ers are gonna take it.


WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt.....

Always go with your head.  Your heart lies.

i1020.photobucket.com

/Go Niners
 
2013-02-03 06:03:48 PM
Nm, foundit 2:15
 
2013-02-03 06:04:04 PM
What's the over/under on occurrences of melisma/unnecessary vocal gymnastics by the National Anthem singer? The probability of an awful rendition is already one.
 
2013-02-03 06:04:20 PM
I predict Beyonce moons the crowd at the halftime show and no one really cares who wins the game.
 
2013-02-03 06:05:08 PM

James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-03 06:05:12 PM
My pick: Niners by 7.
 
2013-02-03 06:05:13 PM

picodenico: borg: Every NFL player gets two tickets to the game,

Seriously?

That's a whole lot of tickets.....


I was told they have an option of buying them, they don't just get them.
 
2013-02-03 06:05:14 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel:


You're a jackass
 
2013-02-03 06:05:21 PM

SaprolingToken: Real quick. Over under on national anthem?


Under, and here's why. Beyonce was 2:00 flat at the inauguration. If you think Alicia Keys is going to be able to stretch it out 15 seconds longer than Beyonce, you are mistaken.
 
2013-02-03 06:05:25 PM
the players are sky high? Sweet, I have something in common with NFL players
 
2013-02-03 06:05:31 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: What's the over/under on occurrences of melisma/unnecessary vocal gymnastics by the National Anthem singer? The probability of an awful rendition is already one.


Alicia Keys went crazy with melismas on "Bridge over Troubled Waters" when Paul Simon was being honored at Kennedy Center.  I'm already afraid.

/and the crowd is already in Seven Nation Army mode
 
2013-02-03 06:05:38 PM

ontariolightning: I predict Beyonce moons the crowd at the halftime show and no one really cares who wins the game.


If crack is visible, I agree.

Except for the team fans of course.  Beyonce can wait.
 
2013-02-03 06:06:23 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-03 06:06:33 PM

RminusQ: SaprolingToken: Real quick. Over under on national anthem?

Under, and here's why. Beyonce was 2:00 flat at the inauguration. If you think Alicia Keys is going to be able to stretch it out 15 seconds longer than Beyonce, you are mistaken.


It was canned too, Wiley.
 
2013-02-03 06:06:33 PM
They should move the kickoff to 7:30, I don't think I've heard enough analysis or predictions yet.
 
2013-02-03 06:06:47 PM
I have to listen to these announcers? Wonder if SAP audio will be more tolerable?
 
2013-02-03 06:06:48 PM
If people get stabbed outside of bars after the game, can they claim they celebrating Ray Lewis' career?
 
2013-02-03 06:06:55 PM
Ray Lewis Can Lose
 
2013-02-03 06:07:03 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 493x344]


Hey, they've got DirecTV.  It's practically like being there.
 
2013-02-03 06:07:34 PM

WTF Indeed: If people get stabbed outside of bars after the game, can they claim they celebrating Ray Lewis' career?


Everybody wants to emulate their hero...
 
2013-02-03 06:07:55 PM

davidphogan: I was told they have an option of buying them, they don't just get them.


That would make more sense.

Foaming: James72: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x450]

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x281]


HAH!
 
2013-02-03 06:07:59 PM

Poison Appleseeds: They should move the kickoff to 7:30, I don't think I've heard enough analysis or predictions yet.


I haven't heard any yet.  Just switched to CBS from the Puppy Bowl and still listening to music with the tube on mute.
 
2013-02-03 06:08:08 PM
Going Ravens strictly in favor of the older brother over a younger brother.

Good luck, firstborn!
 
2013-02-03 06:08:15 PM
Nothing about Identity Thief looks good.
 
2013-02-03 06:08:17 PM
TMLO

From a couple of years ago:

Cleats in the ground!
Cleats in the ground!
Can't get no traction with
No cleats in the ground!!!

/Also, shows how long I posted on here.  I like the new comment box.
//When did THAT happen?
 
2013-02-03 06:08:27 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 493x344]


OMG - I love this so much!
 
2013-02-03 06:08:30 PM

Sweet Chin Music: Ray Lewis Can Lose


So... no synchronizing Swatches?
 
2013-02-03 06:08:35 PM
Identity Thief: the only comedy Adam Sandler ever turned down
 
2013-02-03 06:08:57 PM

Lord of Allusions: Nothing about Identity Thief looks good.


That annoying fat chick gets hit in the head with a guitar. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-02-03 06:09:05 PM

Di Atribe: I just wanted to say that I have loved every minute of hanging out & watching football with all of you jerks. You are the funniest, wonderfulest, most awful people on Fark, hands down.


Hear hear.  It's the best place to hang out while watching the game.
 
2013-02-03 06:09:18 PM

Sniffers Row: I have to listen to these announcers? Wonder if SAP audio will be more tolerable?


At least it's not Dierdorf. >_>
 
2013-02-03 06:09:20 PM

Sniffers Row: I have to listen to these announcers? Wonder if SAP audio will be more tolerable?


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!   GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL! GOL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
 
2013-02-03 06:09:22 PM
"I'm just loosening my arm"

That commercial is funny every time.
 
2013-02-03 06:09:31 PM

geom_00: TMLO

From a couple of years ago:

Cleats in the ground!
Cleats in the ground!
Can't get no traction with
No cleats in the ground!!!

/Also, shows how long I posted on here.  I like the new comment box.
//When did THAT happen?


A day ago or so, one of those stealth updates Drew likes so much.
 
2013-02-03 06:09:38 PM
What's the over/under on Ray Lewis's entrance dance?
 
2013-02-03 06:09:41 PM

fatalvenom: Lt. Cheese Weasel:

You're a jackass


I'm crushed.  No, really.
 
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