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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5239
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2013-02-03 05:23:55 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: ScouserDuck: No puppy bowl thread?

SEE?!  SEE?!  I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT!


Aw, too bad you weren't around. TMLO was kililng it. That's like skipping the opening of RR and just watching CENA CENA CENA.

Tonight Ray is trying to show some hustle, loyalty, and respect.

Also, just tuning in yet, but has Marino done anything stupid on TV?
 
2013-02-03 05:24:25 PM
Oh no, I'm agreeing with boomer.
 
2013-02-03 05:24:25 PM

germ78: Quit hiding behind God, Ray.

/last refuge of scoundrels


Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it.  I've bought enough indulgences from the Pope that I can pretty much do whatever I want and I'm covered.
 
2013-02-03 05:24:27 PM
www.funnymotivationalposters.info

/I am more than willing to use this card today
//Broncos fan
///Pre Mannining/Tebow
////Craig Morton era fan
 
2013-02-03 05:24:34 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-03 05:24:51 PM

James72: Just once in my life, I'd like to get a burger from a fast food place that looks like the one in the commercial.


In-N-Out doesn't run TV ads, but if they did they wouldn't need to fake it for their food to look really good.  Except anything more than a 4x4, the novelty orders are just too damn much to ever look great.
 
2013-02-03 05:24:53 PM
I hate the 49ers forever for those years that the Falcons were in the NFC West with them. So, sadly, I have to root for the Ravens today.
 
2013-02-03 05:25:01 PM
pro screen cap
 
2013-02-03 05:25:04 PM

IMDWalrus: Can we please, please PLEASE retire this farking headline cliche forever?


Preach it, brother!
 
2013-02-03 05:25:11 PM
I still think it was awful magnanimous of Ray to announce his retirement early enough for all of us to have time to thank him.
 
2013-02-03 05:25:18 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: ScouserDuck: No puppy bowl thread?

SEE?!  SEE?!  I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT!

Aw, too bad you weren't around. TMLO was kililng it. That's like skipping the opening of RR and just watching CENA CENA CENA.

Tonight Ray is trying to show some hustle, loyalty, and respect.

Also, just tuning in yet, but has Marino done anything stupid on TV?


Aside from Super Bowl XIX?
 
2013-02-03 05:25:30 PM
Jim head butting children, what goon.
 
2013-02-03 05:25:50 PM
Wow, that came pretty close to Geraldo territory there.  Between ATL clubs and deer spray...
 
2013-02-03 05:25:51 PM
Two boring teams I don't care about are playing this year.

ZZZZZzzzzzz
 
2013-02-03 05:26:20 PM
One hour to go.......timed perfectly on the ribs, and yes they were perfect.....let those settle in and then start the serious boozing
 
2013-02-03 05:26:26 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-03 05:26:32 PM
And Boomer *still* isn't buying Ray's story about that double-homicide 13 years ago.
 
2013-02-03 05:26:54 PM
Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.
 
2013-02-03 05:27:40 PM
You know, I'm getting sick of Fark eating my image links.
 
2013-02-03 05:27:48 PM

ClavellBCMI: And Boomer *still* isn't buying Ray's story about that double-homicide 13 years ago.


why would anyone?
 
2013-02-03 05:27:57 PM

Lord of Allusions: Ready to go!

Big screen with the game, 32" with the online stream angles.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


Sweet setup, that!


TheManofPA: Aw, too bad you weren't around. TMLO was kililng it.


Heh, tryin', anyways - thanks!


The_Y2P_Problem: I know, I know... I've already had my nose rubbed in it.


Oh, I didn't mean any nose rubbin' or anything.  It just would've rocked to have seen you there.
 
2013-02-03 05:28:11 PM
See, Ray is innocent. If he was guilty God would have taken away his ability to play football and God doesn't do that.
 
2013-02-03 05:28:27 PM

kukukupo: Two boring teams I don't care about are playing this year.

ZZZZZzzzzzz


The only pairing I've ever been BORED with is Patriots/Eagles. They were building to that game for four years and then when it finally happened, it turned out to be a terrible game that the commentators had to use code words like 'sloppy' to express their hatred for.
 
2013-02-03 05:28:28 PM

Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.


s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2013-02-03 05:28:36 PM

AliceBToklasLives: I still think it was awful magnanimous of Ray to announce his retirement early enough for all of us to have time to thank him.


Tony Gonzalez is likely retiring and nobody seems to give a shiat.

I still don't get why Ray Lewis seemingly gets a pass for the stabbing incident when at the same time, nobody can forgive Vick for the crap he did.
 
2013-02-03 05:29:26 PM
Prop bets:

From oddsshark.com

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the US National Anthem?
Over/Under 2 minutes 15seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the US National Anthem?
Yes 5/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +150 (3/2)
No -200 (1/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys add at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
Yes +200 (2/1)
No -300 (1/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Beyonce be joined by Jay Z on Stage during the Super Bowl Half Time Show?
Yes +110 (11/10)
No -150 (2/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Beyonce's hair be Curly/Crimped OR Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Straight -140 (5/7)
Curly/Crimped EVEN (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What predominant color will Beyonce's top be at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Black 9/4
Gold (Yellow) 11/4
Silver (Grey) 7/2
White 5/1
Red 13/2
Pink 15/2
Orange 12/1
Blue 15/1
Green 15/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game?
Yes +200 (2/1)
No -300 (1/3)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will Jack Harbaugh be shown on TV during the game?
Over 1.5 (-140) (5/7)
Under 1.5 (EVEN) (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will the game be referred to as the Harbaugh Bowl or Har Bowl or Super Baugh during the game?
Over/Under 2 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will be shown first during the game?
Jim Harbaugh 1/1
John Harbaugh 1/1
Split screen shot of both 4/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?
Over/Under 7.5 seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will be mentioned more by full name during the game?
Jim Harbaugh -120
John Harbaugh -120

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game?
Over/Under 20 ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will Jay-Z be shown on TV during the game?
Over/Under ½

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will any Baltimore of San Francisco Player on active roster be arrested before Super Bowl XLVII?
Yes 5/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game?
Baltimore Ravens -200 (1/2)
San Francisco 49ers +150 (3/2)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Clear/Water 7/4
Orange 5/2
Yellow 5/2
Green 13/2
Red 13/2
Blue 13/2

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 5/4
God 5/2
Coach 12/1
Family 12/1
Owner 15/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 9/4

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will the TV Rating be for the Super Bowl?
Over/Under 46

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many average viewers will the game have?
Over/Under 111 million viewers

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Which region will have the higher local TV Rating?
Baltimore -150 (2/3)
San Francisco +110 (11/10)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
Market Up -140 (5/7)
Market Down EVEN (1/1)

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will be the highest tweet per second during the Super Bowl?
Over/Under 15,000
 
2013-02-03 05:29:44 PM

MBTAhole: See, Ray is innocent. If he was guilty God would have taken away his ability to play football and God doesn't do that.


Ah-ha! So it was Darryl Stingley all this time.
 
2013-02-03 05:29:47 PM
I'm avoiding all of the pregame BS and reading old web comics
 
2013-02-03 05:29:47 PM

Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.


If Shannon Sharpe conducts an interview, is it really an interview, as no one can understand a single farking thing that comes out of his mouth?
 
2013-02-03 05:30:40 PM

you are a puppet: Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.

[s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]


"This man is the greatest player in football. He didn't take your f*cking puppet!"
 
2013-02-03 05:31:08 PM
"They're brothers."

YOU DON'T SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
 
2013-02-03 05:31:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.

If Shannon Sharpe conducts an interview, is it really an interview, as no one can understand a single farking thing that comes out of his mouth?


It's a game of chubby bunny.
 
2013-02-03 05:31:34 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: ScouserDuck: No puppy bowl thread?

SEE?!  SEE?!  I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT!

Aw, too bad you weren't around. TMLO was kililng it. That's like skipping the opening of RR and just watching CENA CENA CENA.

Tonight Ray is trying to show some hustle, loyalty, and respect.

Also, just tuning in yet, but has Marino done anything stupid on TV?

Aside from Super Bowl XIX?


HA!
 
2013-02-03 05:31:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "They're brothers."

YOU DON'T SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


I heard the coaches in the Puppy Bowl were littermates.
 
2013-02-03 05:32:14 PM
I think it's a local commercial, but I need a screen cap of that squirrel flipping the kid off in the Jack commercial.
 
2013-02-03 05:32:21 PM

NeoCortex42: AliceBToklasLives: I still think it was awful magnanimous of Ray to announce his retirement early enough for all of us to have time to thank him.

Tony Gonzalez is likely retiring and nobody seems to give a shiat.

I still don't get why Ray Lewis seemingly gets a pass for the stabbing incident when at the same time, nobody can forgive Vick for the crap he did.


Well, for one, Vick was caught red handed, and seemed to show no real remorese for his involvement until his guilt became clear.  A lot of folks likely give him a bit of a pass because it's pretty clear that the ATL police bungled their jobs, and the prosecutor's office tried (and failed) to railroad someone for the crime.

Now, imo, Lewis and his friends definitely got into a fight, and his buddies did have knives.  But, I don't think that Lewis was the one to physically knife either of the victims.
 
2013-02-03 05:32:46 PM

James72: I heard the coaches in the Puppy Bowl were littermates.


That, as well as the Ice Breakers-popping ref, let you know that SHIZ WAS GETTIN' *REAL*
 
2013-02-03 05:32:57 PM

Lord of Allusions: you are a puppet: Lord of Allusions: Ray Lewis thinks he's God. He's going to start a cult immediately after the game.

I'm glad CBS chose someone impartial like Shannon Sharpe to conduct that interview.

[s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]

"This man is the greatest player in football. He didn't take your f*cking puppet!"


ha, the thing about that line is it's delivered with almost perfect clarity. Perhaps the only flaw in that cartoon.
 
2013-02-03 05:33:25 PM

James72: SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
Market Up -140 (5/7)
Market Down EVEN (1/1)


That's right, folks: you can bet money on whether other people are going to bet money.
 
2013-02-03 05:33:59 PM
Is it me, or is Jack Harbaugh coming off as seeming like Emilio Estevez' dad from the Breakfast Club in this interview?
 
2013-02-03 05:35:02 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-03 05:35:26 PM

IMDWalrus: Can we please, please PLEASE retire this farking headline cliche forever?


As submitter of cliched headline, you can suck it. :P

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-03 05:35:39 PM

Gosling: That's right, folks: you can bet money on whether other people are going to bet money.



BETCEPTION
 
2013-02-03 05:35:42 PM

SnarfVader: I think it's a local commercial, but I need a screen cap of that squirrel flipping the kid off in the Jack commercial.


I haven't seen that one. If they air it in Philly, I'll cap it.
 
2013-02-03 05:35:49 PM

ClavellBCMI: And Boomer *still* isn't buying Ray's story about that double-homicide 13 years ago.


Because he's not an idiot
 
2013-02-03 05:36:32 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: NeoCortex42: AliceBToklasLives: I still think it was awful magnanimous of Ray to announce his retirement early enough for all of us to have time to thank him.

Tony Gonzalez is likely retiring and nobody seems to give a shiat.

I still don't get why Ray Lewis seemingly gets a pass for the stabbing incident when at the same time, nobody can forgive Vick for the crap he did.

Well, for one, Vick was caught red handed, and seemed to show no real remorese for his involvement until his guilt became clear.  A lot of folks likely give him a bit of a pass because it's pretty clear that the ATL police bungled their jobs, and the prosecutor's office tried (and failed) to railroad someone for the crime.

Now, imo, Lewis and his friends definitely got into a fight, and his buddies did have knives.  But, I don't think that Lewis was the one to physically knife either of the victims.


Also, most people care more about dogs than random people at night clubs
 
2013-02-03 05:36:37 PM
Sheesh, their sister looks just like them.
 
2013-02-03 05:36:39 PM
Maybe someday I'll follow a superbowl thread on Fark. Always have a party to attend.

Enjoy Farkers!
 
2013-02-03 05:37:12 PM
I think the mom is drunk.
 
2013-02-03 05:37:25 PM
My prop bet picks for tonight:
No Jay-z at half time
Jim Harbaugh shown on screen first during the game
Over 2.5 times referred to Harbaugh Bowl/Super Baugh/Harbowl during the game
Over 1.5 times they show the parents on tv
MVP: Frank Gore; First TD: Frank Gore; No D/Special Teams TDs
Highest Scoring Quarter: 2nd
Under 3.5 successful FGs
Ray Rice longest rush: Under 17.5
Team who who scores first wins: Yes
 
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