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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5239
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2013-02-03 12:41:20 PM
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2013-02-03 12:41:46 PM
Go Ravens, Q needs a ring since he didn't get one in AZ and Jim Harbaugh is a head-case and an asshole
 
2013-02-03 12:44:39 PM
I've already lost count of the number of pizza, wings, beer and truck commercials I've seen.
 
2013-02-03 12:54:13 PM
In the future when they retire from football, will they deny having ever played football?

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2013-02-03 12:58:20 PM
The teachers at my school have a true/false pool. 30 questions, such as:
1 The coin toss will land HEADS
3 The opening kickoff will be returned PAST the 20 yard line
13 Beyonce will be joined by JAY-Z on stage during the halftime show
19 The largest lead of the game will be MORE THAN 13 points
27 The team that scores LAST will WIN the game
You answer TRUE or FALSE for each one, and whoever gets the most right wins the pool, with a total points prediction as a tiebreaker. This year there are 54 entries. Here is what the teachers of my school are confident will happen:

Frank Gore WILL score a touchdown: 43 say true
The winning team will score MORE than 24 points: 43 say true*
Then there are a bunch of things at 38: Niners score first, Ravens over 10 by halftime, "Single Ladies" will be sung, team that scores last will win.
Surprisingly, the coin flip questions are not even close to 50-50: We're voting 33-21 that Baltimore will win the coin toss, and 33-21 that it will land heads.

*-It's hilariously shameful that of the 11 people who said this was FALSE, five of them have "game total score" predictions above 50. Also, somehow one of the people who said it was TRUE has a "game total score" prediction of 15.
 
2013-02-03 01:00:59 PM
For the next-to-last time this playoff season:

justpredictions.webs.com
 
2013-02-03 01:08:06 PM
I've got to say, from what I've seen of the pre-game coverage, CBS is doing a better (more enjoyable) job than Fox did in recent years.
 
2013-02-03 01:08:49 PM
Cheering for the 49ers will be as easy as breathing. Youngstown ownership? Check. Didn't steal my football team? Check. No one on the team stabbed anyone? Check. TWO Glenville high school grads on the team? Double Check.
 
2013-02-03 01:15:32 PM
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I don't think afro is gonna win a trip to the show, but he shor kicked our asses....he's got all Ravens + Gore.....as do I, 2 weeks too late.
 
2013-02-03 01:29:51 PM

Earguy: I've got to say, from what I've seen of the pre-game coverage, CBS is doing a better (more enjoyable) job than Fox did in recent years.

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Don't worry, things can always take a turn for the worse.
 
2013-02-03 01:48:28 PM
GO LULZ GO!!!
 
2013-02-03 01:49:58 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The Super Bowl is an event where we very much look forward to the commercials, which makes it the polar opposite of a race on TNT.
 
2013-02-03 01:50:00 PM

Foaming: GO LULZ GO!!!


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2013-02-03 01:50:13 PM
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2013-02-03 01:51:05 PM
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2013-02-03 01:53:00 PM
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2013-02-03 01:56:41 PM
 
2013-02-03 01:57:40 PM
 
2013-02-03 02:03:26 PM
 
2013-02-03 02:03:44 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: IT'S TIME FOR THE RAY LEWIS LASER LIGHT SPECTACULAR


I hope that's an office building and not an apartment building. Those lights would piss me off if they were shining in my bedroom window.
 
2013-02-03 02:03:59 PM
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2013-02-03 02:06:44 PM

Triumph: Stone Cold Lock of the Century


lock prop bet:
The first commercial after kickoff will be for an Anheuser-Busch product.

/it's been that way for at least the past 20 years
 
2013-02-03 02:09:07 PM
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2013-02-03 02:10:15 PM
I've got pizza rolls, Ruffles with french onion dip, buffalo wings and i'm wearing my pajama jeans....


LET'S DO THIS!!!
 
2013-02-03 02:11:45 PM
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2013-02-03 02:14:15 PM

Lord of Allusions: Disney's Tribute to Ray Lewis


HAHAHAHAH

Nice!

I lost it at "We need to forget about that motherfarkin' Simba shiat and focus on the Pittsburgh game!"


James72: I hope that's an office building and not an apartment building. Those lights would piss me off if they were shining in my bedroom window.


Heh, I hear that!

I could be mistaken, but I think that's the Baltimore Marriott (thanks to LoA's above-posted video).
 
2013-02-03 02:14:40 PM
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2013-02-03 02:15:00 PM

cookiefleck: I've got pizza rolls, Ruffles with french onion dip, buffalo wings and i'm wearing my pajama jeans....


LET'S DO THIS!!!


I've got a whole mess of snacks prepared for this.

Always jazzed, yo!
 
2013-02-03 02:15:05 PM
lol phil simms all but unzipped clay matthews pants and proceeded to slob his knob on tyhe pregame show just now
 
2013-02-03 02:15:56 PM
Link to above
 
2013-02-03 02:17:21 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I lost it at "We need to forget about that motherfarkin' Simba shiat and focus on the Pittsburgh game!"


"Aight, I saw a wildebeest do somethin'"

And I can't get that song out of my head.

Dudes you were hangin' with have been bad
Don't say nothin' to make them mad
You can smile, it ain't no crime
You got the #1 defense of all-time
 
2013-02-03 02:20:12 PM
NEVERMORE!

/not bad for Jan 5
 
2013-02-03 02:22:42 PM

cookiefleck: I've got pizza rolls, Ruffles with french onion dip, buffalo wings and i'm wearing my pajama jeans....


LET'S DO THIS!!!


Chips, onion dip, queso, salsa, ribs are nearing perfection, warm german tater salad, jalapeno cornbread, bourbon street beans......and these:



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2013-02-03 02:22:55 PM
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2013-02-03 02:22:56 PM

cookiefleck: I've got pizza rolls, Ruffles with french onion dip, buffalo wings and i'm wearing my pajama jeans....


LET'S DO THIS!!!


I ate the pizza rolls on thursday so I replaced it with party pizzas...

/chips, salsa, jalapeno+pepper jack dip, popcorn chicken, corn dogs, honey roasted peanuts, pretzels
//good thing I'm not hosting a party I'd get lynched.
 
2013-02-03 02:23:46 PM
Oh, and I'll throw corn on the cob in some foi; with butter and cajun seasoning and bake it for an hour.
 
2013-02-03 02:26:09 PM
 
2013-02-03 02:26:33 PM
'The Pistol Offense'?  I thought Ray Ray played defense?
 
2013-02-03 02:27:51 PM
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2013-02-03 02:30:11 PM
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2013-02-03 02:32:12 PM
 
2013-02-03 02:32:59 PM
So apparently, Elementary is getting the postgame timeslot.

A true pioneer in the now-burgeoning genre of CBS programs featuring Asian women with the initials 'LL' in a starring role.
 
2013-02-03 02:36:16 PM
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2013-02-03 02:38:58 PM

Lord of Allusions: "Aight, I saw a wildebeest do somethin'"

And I can't get that song out of my head.

Dudes you were hangin' with have been bad
Don't say nothin' to make them mad
You can smile, it ain't no crime
You got the #1 defense of all-time


Ray dancing along with the "Under the Sea" dance number was just a stroke of brilliance. I laughed HARD.
 
2013-02-03 02:42:51 PM
 
2013-02-03 03:01:01 PM
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Because picking against the Ravens has played out so well for me this season, I'm going with the Niners. 24-17

Have fun everybody!
 
2013-02-03 03:01:56 PM

cookiefleck: I've got pizza rolls, Ruffles with french onion dip, buffalo wings and i'm wearing my pajama jeans....


LET'S DO THIS!!!


OMG! TEAM PAJAMA JEANS! I freaking love mine.
 
2013-02-03 03:02:24 PM
HAY GUIZE! In n out today. Stuffs to do, parties to party at. I just wanted to say that I have loved every minute of hanging out & watching football with all of you jerks. You are the funniest, wonderfulest, most awful people on Fark, hands down.

I am kind of rooting for Baltimore because people are mean to Joe Flacco & they should stop being mean. He is good at football, dammit!  But mostly, I want a good game & lots of nachos.

HURRAY FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS OMG
 
2013-02-03 03:07:32 PM

Di Atribe: HAY GUIZE! In n out today. Stuffs to do, parties to party at. I just wanted to say that I have loved every minute of hanging out & watching football with all of you jerks. You are the funniest, wonderfulest, most awful people on Fark, hands down.

I am kind of rooting for Baltimore because people are mean to Joe Flacco & they should stop being mean. He is good at football, dammit!  But mostly, I want a good game & lots of nachos.

HURRAY FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS OMG


Thank you Di and same to you.
 
2013-02-03 03:08:28 PM
I'm running out of heartstrings...CBS has just about pulled them all and there's 3.5 hours before kickoff.

The Brigance story, got things pretty dusty in here.
 
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