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(ESPN)   WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST)   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 5239
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2013-02-03 09:25:38 AM  
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2013-02-03 09:44:37 AM  
For the first time in six years, my "when to make a beer run" thread got redlit.

So, want to know what's on all the pregame shows?

Check out here  and here.
 
2013-02-03 09:44:54 AM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 426x588]


Oh, it is?  I didn't realize that the Premier League was doing a North America tour!  ;)  (just kidding...)


Anyway, easy drinking game for today:  Everytime someone mentions that it's the last game ever for Ray Lewis, drink.
 
2013-02-03 09:45:44 AM  
Either way as a Steelers fan, we all lose.  But for me, I'd prefer the Niners winning so we don't have to hear about it all year!
 
2013-02-03 09:47:07 AM  
This one?

I guess.

bluorangefyre: Either way as a Steelers fan, we all lose.  But for me, I'd prefer the Niners winning so we don't have to hear about it all year!


THIS

/see you tonight
 
2013-02-03 09:50:23 AM  
Seriously considering not drinking at all tonight.  I'm making chili and cornbread.  I call it Abomination Chili because while it's delicious, its featured ingredients are chicken, white beans, and squash.
 
2013-02-03 09:50:37 AM  
So, who is going to party with the Lombardi in the French Quarter tonight? Let's go to our panel of experts to find out! :D

First up... RAINBOW DAshia

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the San Francisco 49ers! A popular choice. I agree that Kaepernick's tattoos make him look 20% cooler. :-)

Up next... DISCORD!

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Um, I'm pretty sure the Ray Lewis Hydra is illegal under NFL rules. I'll still put you down for the Ravens, though. o_o'

And finally, our tiebreaker... DERPY HOOVES!

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The... Toronto Argonauts? O_o

Derpy, they're not even in the same COUNTRY, let alone the same league! >:-(

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YIKES! Okay, okay! You can pick the Argonauts! J-Just DON'T burn my house down again! Okay?! O_O'

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Whew! Okay, well... it looks like we have a tie. >_>'

Personally, I have NO FREAKING CLUE who's going to win this one! I think it'll be close, with a good possibility of overtime. Aside from that, I think I'm just gonna kick back and watch the carnage unfold tonight.

Now, good luck to everyone, and enjoy the ga-

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MY HOUSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! O_O
 
2013-02-03 09:53:46 AM  
F**king FARK Filter, how does it work?! :-(
 
2013-02-03 09:58:43 AM  

Earguy: I call it Abomination Chili because while it's delicious, its featured ingredients are chicken, white beans, and squash.


As long as you don't measure anything, you might have a winner.
 
2013-02-03 09:59:23 AM  

Captain Steroid: F**king FARK Filter, how does it work?! :-(


Wait, you didn't ask Rarity?  Or, is she too good to watch football?  ;)
 
2013-02-03 10:05:35 AM  

Earguy: For the first time in six years, my "when to make a beer run" thread got redlit.

So, want to know what's on all the pregame shows?

Check out here  and here.


Where's the thread?

/lazy and hungover
 
2013-02-03 10:06:16 AM  

10.0.0.1: Earguy: I call it Abomination Chili because while it's delicious, its featured ingredients are chicken, white beans, and squash.

As long as you don't measure anything, you might have a winner.


Measurements:
"A couple" chicken breasts
"A can" of beans, crushed tomatoes
"Some" chopped squash
"A whole bunch" of spices.
 
2013-02-03 10:07:20 AM  

dugitman: Earguy: For the first time in six years, my "when to make a beer run" thread got redlit.

So, want to know what's on all the pregame shows?

Check out here  and here.

Where's the thread?

/lazy and hungover


It's here.
 
2013-02-03 10:07:37 AM  
picsthatdontsuck.com
 
2013-02-03 10:11:48 AM  
I like football, but I can't stand all they hype around the Superbowl, both before and during the game.  I'll catch the highlights on ESPN at the gym in the morning.

For the record, Ravens by 3.
 
2013-02-03 10:14:23 AM  
I have fresh chicken wings but I cant grill them because it's snowing and I don't have a deep fryer. What do?? Also, why would the Harbaugh family gatherings be awkward? I am rooting for the 49ers because once I was in Baltimore and a group of Ravens fans pissed me off, it's that simple.
 
2013-02-03 10:16:26 AM  
I'm pulling for the Ravens. At the beginning of this season, my seven year old son decided after much consideration that he would be a Ravens fan. (Fandom is taken pretty seriously in this house) The fact that they are headed in the Super Bowl has only cemented for him he made the best choice. It would be nice for him if they won. That and he wants to go in and brag to all the Redskin fans tomorrow.

Me personally, the Niners have shown themselves to be dumbasses in the past few weeks. I do a lot of anti-bullying work and the comments about their confused participation in the It Gets Better campaign was pathetic.
 
2013-02-03 10:16:30 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I have fresh chicken wings but I cant grill them because it's snowing and I don't have a deep fryer. What do??


Fire up the grill in the snow?  I've done it.

Big pot, oil, rangetop?  Be careful.

Bake in oven?
 
2013-02-03 10:29:41 AM  

Earguy: Seriously considering not drinking at all tonight.  I'm making chili and cornbread.  I call it Abomination Chili because while it's delicious, its featured ingredients are chicken, white beans, and squash.


I'm laughing because there is some abomination chili being made in my kitchen right now.  I have no idea what was just put in that stuff except that tomorrow, I will be gassy.
 
2013-02-03 10:31:44 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I have fresh chicken wings but I cant grill them because it's snowing and I don't have a deep fryer. What do?? Also, why would the Harbaugh family gatherings be awkward? I am rooting for the 49ers because once I was in Baltimore and a group of Ravens fans pissed me off, it's that simple.


When I have to cook them the healthy way, I'll boil them in seasoning for 20 minutes then broil them in the oven for 30. Not the best way but works in a pinch.

I'm pulling for the Ravens since RL last game and they have some former Texans on there. I'd be fine with whoever wins but I'm really just rooting for a memorable game. And I've got a feeling it will be.
 
2013-02-03 10:32:10 AM  

Earguy: 10.0.0.1: Earguy: I call it Abomination Chili because while it's delicious, its featured ingredients are chicken, white beans, and squash.

As long as you don't measure anything, you might have a winner.

Measurements:
"A couple" chicken breasts
"A can" of beans, crushed tomatoes
"Some" chopped squash
"A whole bunch" of spices.


Excellent.  Sounds tasty!
 
2013-02-03 10:42:30 AM  
This morning I made bacon waffles. Now, I'm going to make hot crab dip and a pizza with grilled rib eye on it.
 
2013-02-03 11:01:46 AM  
Why would anyone strip down flavor by boiling? Roast them on a rack if you can't cook outside today, which is odd in itself.
 
2013-02-03 11:02:49 AM  
I can give a shiat who wins.  My Falcons didn't make it.  Again.
 
2013-02-03 11:07:18 AM  

OregonVet: Why would anyone strip down flavor by boiling? Roast them on a rack if you can't cook outside today, which is odd in itself.


because it is cold and snowing? I have never roasted them on a rack, I want them juicy but obviously done throughout. Oh well if they are dry I guess people can just dip them into their choice of fat sauce.
 
2013-02-03 11:07:46 AM  

Altair: I can give a shiat who wins.


At least you're not a Browns fan. But for some of us that means 49ers. Or in other words, anyone but the Ravens. Although hearing Steelers fans whine is pretty fun.
 
2013-02-03 11:10:30 AM  

Just what I needed today. A superb owl thread!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-03 11:11:13 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I want them juicy but obviously done throughout.


You can pull it off on a rack. Just pull them off as soon as the juices run clear. The rack reduces the steaming effect you get when they just sit in the pan. I find that gets the skin crispier.
 
2013-02-03 11:14:47 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: because it is cold and snowing?


And I was sorta kidding on that. I was going to smoke mine today and chose not too for the same reason. It's just inlaws tonight and there's going to be a ton of food anyway so I just said heck with it. I'm just going to relax inside and roast those puppies.
 
2013-02-03 11:20:00 AM  
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2013-02-03 11:20:00 AM  

OregonVet: Mrs.Sharpier: I want them juicy but obviously done throughout.

You can pull it off on a rack. Just pull them off as soon as the juices run clear. The rack reduces the steaming effect you get when they just sit in the pan. I find that gets the skin crispier.


great, thanks!
 
2013-02-03 11:20:20 AM  
I'm so torn on this game.  On the one hand, I hate the Ratbirds and am tired of them.  And I kinda like the Niners.  But my best friend's having a hell of a time lately, and she really can't justify any other team join her Steelers in the six-ring category.  So I'm pulling for the Ratbirds even if I don't want to.
 
2013-02-03 11:24:47 AM  
John is okay, but Jim is a douche:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIq_kYuhI0
 
2013-02-03 11:31:42 AM  
For your pre-game entertainment...

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2013-02-03 11:35:50 AM  
Baby back ribs slo cooking....whilst I clear me head from too much too much last night.

It's not soon yet.....
 
2013-02-03 11:37:31 AM  

daRog: Just what I needed today. A superb owl thread!
[i.imgur.com image 850x612]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-03 11:42:36 AM  
First team to score WILL NOT win.  +130
 
2013-02-03 11:44:11 AM  

James72: i.imgur.com


Superb!
 
2013-02-03 11:48:51 AM  
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2013-02-03 11:48:53 AM  

Captain Steroid: For your pre-game entertainment...

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I'd prefer these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5T_uxoV5FuQ
 
2013-02-03 11:52:54 AM  
Next year, the Browns are going to the Super Bowl.

Book it, done
 
2013-02-03 11:57:20 AM  
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2013-02-03 11:58:32 AM  
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2013-02-03 12:00:33 PM  
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2013-02-03 12:22:38 PM  
I would've loved to have seen a Ravens/Seahawks Super Bowl, but... not in the cards, I guess.


Aar1012: Next year, the Browns are going to the Super Bowl.

Book it, done


C'mon, the implausible science fiction threads are on the Geek tab, man!
 
2013-02-03 12:23:44 PM  
And now, for something completely different...

Whatever Works
 
2013-02-03 12:27:15 PM  
Rotel Queso, Salsa, chips, hair of the dog that bit me last night.....
 
2013-02-03 12:36:56 PM  
I'm feeling generous today, so here goes:

During the game I'm gonna count how many times Phil Simms and/or Jim Nantz refer to John Harbaugh as Jim, or Jim Harbaugh as John.

If they do this once, I'll sponsor a month of TF for the first liter to post in this thread.

If they do this twice, I'll sponsor a month of TF for the first two liters to post in this thread.

If they do this three times, I'll sponsor a month of TF for the first three liters to post in this thread.

And so on.

My guess:  I'll be sponsoring five liters once the game ends.
 
2013-02-03 12:37:42 PM  
Ravens 13 - Niners 9

/or Ravens 3 - Niners 9 works too
 
2013-02-03 12:38:34 PM  
So is this going to be the hijacked hockey thread until SB time?

/game hasn't even started & they've already mentioned Crosby 50+ times & run a 5 min promo on him
//NBC = Nothing But Crosby & it's getting old....

///go 'Niners btw...
 
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